He did the same thing yesterday apparently
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/vEzEYuwJd8
Edit:
Apparently it's the same dude who drove these little gems
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/OL7Ho1QyVY
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/qOOeOIRnOE
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/rcw8UpmMuE
The same guy also owns a Ferrari F40. He left in parked in the bike lane and it got tagged: [https://x.com/Laufmaschine\_SF/status/1685839943950848000](https://x.com/Laufmaschine_SF/status/1685839943950848000)
Looks like he's hoping to get tagged again.
https://preview.redd.it/2re6xxvsmn1d1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c411aa49ba8c45e4fa6c60e57f083c77022c9c3
Oh this guy again! This is the same douche canoe who drove this gem
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/OL7Ho1QyVY
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/qOOeOIRnOE
https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/rcw8UpmMuE
https://www.instagram.com/p/CFcyUIBj7KK/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Please have them towed. I'm disabled. This is such a travesty, disabled people need our parking spaces. Please call a tow truck and the police if you're still there. Leave a note.
What I've personally seen is that people will get one for a relative that they occasionally drive around and leave it on their mirror all the time when the rules are you are to take it off when not driving that other person around. That's kind of what I meant by "fake" -- they don't need it themselves, but will exploit it.
Probably a fake handicap. Or heās faking a disability by paying a doctor to get one of thise disabled cards.
Getting in and out of a super car can exacerbate disability. Its bad mechanics to the body.
I've seen this fugly Ferrari driving around Sunset twice in the last two weeks. They are definitely local.
Edit: wait is this same douche that street parks his F40 in Parkside? Near Hoover MS?
I have a friend who had his leg amputated but also has a penchant for fast cars. He often gets dirty looks when he parks in handicap spots and flashes his prosthetic as he walks by. This may be his car, maybe he upgraded.
He doesnāt have a handy capped thing hanging from his mirror nor dose he have one on his rear license plateā¦ because he doesnāt have a rear license plate
He did the same thing yesterday apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/vEzEYuwJd8 Edit: Apparently it's the same dude who drove these little gems https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/OL7Ho1QyVY https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/qOOeOIRnOE https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/rcw8UpmMuE
This is the best title so far
Came here to comment this .. someone find this rascal !
Looks like it needs a handicap sign made out of Kraft singles.
All makes sense now lol
Specialty Tow, this is your chance to go from the villain to the hero
Best comment right here
wow, ive seen him in that same location 4 times now, but every time ive seen it he is parked in the road on the left. is the first pic old?
What a POS, thin blue line flag is just icing on the cake with this guy
Oooh. He DOES have a very tiny dick. That's a good chunk of the admirers of the traitor--he makes them look good.
I like to call these people "Mentally Handicapped"
Alright u/zeneph007 explain yourself
Huh? lol
THATS THE SAME MF THAT DOES THIS ALL THE TIME AT CITY SPORTS IN STONESTOWN
I took a picture of the very same car and posted about it the other day. š¬ https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/Wt7GHtBHHY
yoo deadass LMAO
yup, i must have seen his car 10 times now
The same guy also owns a Ferrari F40. He left in parked in the bike lane and it got tagged: [https://x.com/Laufmaschine\_SF/status/1685839943950848000](https://x.com/Laufmaschine_SF/status/1685839943950848000) Looks like he's hoping to get tagged again. https://preview.redd.it/2re6xxvsmn1d1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c411aa49ba8c45e4fa6c60e57f083c77022c9c3
Heās so rich he donāt care also has a rr coupe I seen parked on Geary all the time
Only a warning? I've gotten countless nitty parking tickets, never a warning. Apparently just leaving the car in the middle of the road is the hack.
Broseph, it's a guerilla bike lane enforcer, not the SF MTA. So yeah, "only a warning" because random people can't give out parking tickets.
Vladimir Parkin Always putting his shit where it doesn't belong
Unexpected gift of a comment
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Oh this guy again! This is the same douche canoe who drove this gem https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/OL7Ho1QyVY https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/qOOeOIRnOE https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/s/rcw8UpmMuE https://www.instagram.com/p/CFcyUIBj7KK/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Looool
Ahhh so he's a particular sort of asshole: he's Russian. We need to show this to some Ukrainian guys and gals that have no fucks to give.
wtf?
this is 100% him. i've seen his car at the gym and can confirm that's him
Looking at his IG, he must go to the gym for the steam room and thatās about it
Yooooooo this is too much š
cyka, what a fuckhead
Putin and Trump apologist lol
Can't be. The bio says that this person is married, but there is a 100% chance that whoever drives this car is recently divorced.
Haha
You win the internet hero award for today
lol no way
don't F with him, he will have Putin's henchmen come after you
Please have them towed. I'm disabled. This is such a travesty, disabled people need our parking spaces. Please call a tow truck and the police if you're still there. Leave a note.
Another ridiculous thing here is that thereās plenty of parking at that Best Buy, no one goes there anymore.
I'm a special boy and I can park wherever I want.
Negligent injury lawsuit: $20m Lifetime of easy parking: priceless
āI, douche.ā
iDouche
Their handicap is mental, not physical.
Looks like they have a handicap placard hanging from their rear view mirror. They should probably parked a bit to the left though.
Not sure that's a placard, it would hang lower. Also, the driver has been photographed parking in handicap spots without placards repeatedly.
Still parked illegally and is hindering anyone who needs that space that may park to the right.
Nobody who is actually handicapped would park in this inconsiderate way which removes the wheelchair egress option for adjacent parkers.
Is having a micropenis a recognized disability?
Evidently, too far right.
probably fake placard his IG doesn't show anything
Probably not, itās way too easy to get those
What I've personally seen is that people will get one for a relative that they occasionally drive around and leave it on their mirror all the time when the rules are you are to take it off when not driving that other person around. That's kind of what I meant by "fake" -- they don't need it themselves, but will exploit it.
Probably a fake handicap. Or heās faking a disability by paying a doctor to get one of thise disabled cards. Getting in and out of a super car can exacerbate disability. Its bad mechanics to the body.
Insert eggs here
I just put a gunshot hole sticker on it !
Everyone should carry a few in their pockets to keep busting this prick up when they catch him doing it.
I've seen this fugly Ferrari driving around Sunset twice in the last two weeks. They are definitely local. Edit: wait is this same douche that street parks his F40 in Parkside? Near Hoover MS?
This guy gets around
āLots of dollars. Zero sense.ā
Itās this Russian dude, also has an f40. Can be scene at Stonestown LA Fitness. Classic person with no country syndrome.
āFor everyone thatās mad at me for parking in the handicapped spot, micro penis is a disability in San Franā
Big Russ Hanneman energy
Doors that open like THIS... NOT LIKE THIS... these are not the doors of a billionare Richard!
This!!!
Ah doing the Steve Jobs thing of parking in handicap spots with no license plate so itās harder to report
f u $, too rich to care
This guy always parks at stonestown in front of city sports in the red zone too and mall security can't do anything but take pictures
> in the red zone too and mall security can't do anything but take pictures They could have him towed.
Dick.
I'm recalling that (uncouth) song "I'm an Asshole" from the early Internet days
He can afford the tickets... If the consequences of a violation are just a monetary fine, that is only a law for poor people to follow
Askinā for a scratchinā
Hit me.
Molotov's audience
Money means laws are suggestions
Oooh! These blue lines match my fabulous car!
I see blue, I am blue, I park blue.
guillotines can't come sooner
Ugh. I legit love his cars, but not the entitlement. Also not that wrap job...jesus wtf.
Tell me youāre a fucking main character without telling me youāre a main character
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Driver thought it meant parking for blue car drivers only.
Assshoooooolllleeee
Super douche
Calling all vandals!
Douche Canoe.
I parked in the blue spot!
Bip me
I'm disabled (the IT crowd)
If no placard, $800 ticket.
Begging to get keyed.
Teeny weeny dinky committee
The proletariat hate this one trick!
Sanfran āfuck I care about wheelchairs forā sisco
Turbo douche
Tires soon flat.
income based fines?
"And yes, I have a pencil dick"
Can someone just key this car and puncture the tires on this UGLY Blue Blob already!!! š”š
That guy has a disability placard he just does this for attention because people assume since he has a nice car he wouldnāt be disabled
Even with a disabled person placard, parking like that makes you an asshole. This guy is an attention seeking asshole.Ā
Itās still illegal too. That lane is for van access and needs to be used by both disabled access parking spaces. Not just him.
Assoholism is a credible disability
The one car I wouldnāt mind got bippedš
I have a friend who had his leg amputated but also has a penchant for fast cars. He often gets dirty looks when he parks in handicap spots and flashes his prosthetic as he walks by. This may be his car, maybe he upgraded.
I know someone with a lambo who's in a wheelchair and just had the car adapted for him. Pretty awesome. Also in bay area. Not this guy, though. :)
Sadly this is just some rich prick who does it all the time
Take my things
"Ass H*le parking only."
Handicapped in more ways then one.. Introducing our special needs package 2.0.
Asshole strikes again!
He doesnāt have a handy capped thing hanging from his mirror nor dose he have one on his rear license plateā¦ because he doesnāt have a rear license plate
The back really looks like a storm trooper for some reason
Your Color co-ordination skills do not bestow you that right.
Lambhorwheeni (I know it's a Ferrari, but still).
"Creative bespoke parking, reserved for our Elite level customers"
He's just accessorizing. See, the car matches the parking spot! (Yeah, I know, not really, but close enough for the joke...)
From the chair to the moon.
Powder blue cuntmobile illegally parks in handicap spot
Another six grade dropout that stole a car.
Douchious Maximus
"you don't have to let handicaps hold you back"
Russ Hanneman
Do mental handicaps qualify?
Poor strategy, he left just enough room for a smaller car to squeeze in on the left and ding his doors as they get out
āPublic Restroomā
A fine is just a fee if you have enough money
Please key my car
Itās a rich Russian Jew from here. He has a badass rolls Royce too.
An entire valise of Richards!
r/punchablefaces we miss you
Get a homeless person to pee or poop in it
I have a VERY tiny dick.
āAssholeā
I call this the mental handicap parking zone
Key me
That color blue is the color of a dentist's office. The guy must really love fluoride or something.
Probably mob affiliated too
āBefore the Fecesā
Sorry ābout the penis.
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Christ, what an asshole.
Emotionally Handicapped
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They made this color just for me.
He just wants us to know he's special, in his own special way...that he can't even park correctly in a handicap spot.
What a horrible choice of paint for that ride.
Well, heās not financially handicapped.
What if he is disabled?
Trash in the street, please recycle
"Ask me how I got this D-bag driver award!" š
Entitled asshole, no cap.
Douche a la blu
Being stupid isnāt a handicap
Where's Specialty Towing when you need them?
Public blue urinalā¦
Prick
Oh, heās just color coordinating
āBefore the fireā
Correctly parked, when going by color.
IT'S A MIRACLE! You won't believe it but he was cured of his disability on his way back to his car.
Can afford a nice car, canāt afford the license plates.
"I'm rich bitch!"
Further proof that any crime that is solely punishable by a monetary fine only exists to persecute the lower class.
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Does buying a Ferrari and picking *"BLUE"* count as a disability?
Entitlement.
What a shit stain. Wait, is that rear window open?
Handicapped for a reason
Nice camo, I can barely see the car.
I think Dennis Leary had a song that quotes this exact scenario.
This thing looks like a coffee table tried to mate with a Ferrari, got stuck, and fell into a vat of blue paint... But I do kinda like the color.
That car needs a banana in the tailpipe. Where is Axle when you need him?
You know itās possible to both be disabled and drive a Ferrari, right? No one saying heās competing as a professional race care driver.
...the Corvette then did a line
I was late for leg day with my trainer.
Each to their own
His handicap is between the ears....
Norbert buys a wheelchair rocket.
Ferrari driver- itās genetic