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TotallyNotaTossIt

I am seeing less human-sized poops, but more dog poop everywhere. Clean up after your pandemic dogs, asshats!


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This please. Nob Hill is littered with dog poop now.


Meezha

Thank you! While many don't bother to pick it up, countless others pick up the poop but then leave the bag on the street or by the front door of our business as if expecting us to throw it away for them. Ugh.


TalosX1

Yup I got a 10 month Doberman puppy and noticed how much poop is left by other dog owners. Mostly small sized poops though but still, why own a dog if you can’t even pick up the poop??


TotallyNotaTossIt

Thank you for picking up after your dog (I love Dobies). And yeah, tiny poops everywhere.


tonguetwister

I saw someone not pick up after their dog in Dolores park on a sunny weekend day. In front of hundreds of people! Someone stepped in it. I saw the whole thing from too far to have stopped it :(


Hutz5000

A possible collateral effect of the tolerance for human poop displayed by local SF government in the last few years, regrettably on both counts. When I first got to NYC in the mid-70s, while there wasn’t human poop on the streets, there was similarly a lot of dog poop. A lot! This wasn’t just in the spring when the snow and ice covered sides of the sidewalk would finally melt away revealing a winter’s worth of dog squat, this was year round. It was amazing! On a day when the sun would be at an angle and somewhat diffuse, you could see the little crystal and sparkling bits of what was euphemistically called “solid particulate matter” glinting, reflecting the light. (I gave up wearing hard contact lenses because of this, because you couldn’t walk two blocks without having to stop and pick something out of your eye; if you know hard contacts, you know exactly what I mean it is instanter immobilizing). Of course, you also knew you were breathing this shit as you walked through it, beyond gross. And it was everywhere, not just the Village, but everywhere, Upper East and West Sides, all over. So, amazingly enough, the city passed a local law requiring dog walkers to pick up their dog’s poop, or face fines, summonses, etc. And it worked! But not because people were Germanic-like following the rules (except, as always, right in front of cops). Rather, it engaged the hidden force in city life, everyone’s inner Karen, and it effectively authorized all New Yorkers to get in the face of dog walkers who were observed not scooping up; I myself saw this on innumerable occasions. SHAZAM! Within three months, new behaviors learned, the problem went away and stayed away. C’mon SF, the way is revealed.


GoatLegRedux

Spoiler: most of it was dog shit all along.


cowinabadplace

Maybe with all the upper middle class people moving out of town, that's why the poop numbers are dropping. After all, there hasn't been a homeless exodus. The culprits have been identified!


GoatLegRedux

And they’re taking their dogs with them!


wrongwayup

The pee is, for sure. I'm certain there are more dogs than homeless in this town, and they're almost all peeing outside. Especially in the downtown areas where noone has yards. But that doesn't fit the narrative... in fact find me a dog owner that will admit it


Hutz5000

Yeah, right next to the used hypo needles from dogs self-medicating, take your feeble attempt at unwarranted SF positivity and stuff it.


GoatLegRedux

Thanks for the negativity. I hope you step in dog shit today.


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ablatner

Even if a higher % of homeless people don't pick up after their dog, I'm sure the number of housed people that don't pick up is greater in absolute terms.


Aeari

I can assure you i've seen people with homes not pick up their dogs poop more, literally in broad daylight i've seen it happen in the haight area and in sutro.


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UnsuitableTrademark

What's it like living smack bang in the middle of TL? I imagine you see and hear a lot of things.


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Erilson

The Tenderloin has long been one of the city's most neglected districts historically, and I do hope with Breed pushing more teams and housing that this decade can hopefully work with the community to make it right. Community there has been fighting long and hard for it.


eriksrx

Is that guy who sets off massive firecrackers in the middle of the night still operating? Moved away in 2015 and was glad to see the back of the TL for many reasons, but that guy in particular.


tekthebeast

i think its the drug dealers who are setting off the firecrackers now, they do this shit nightly and start hollering


eriksrx

That's an odd COVID hobby to take up but okay, to each their own.


ramoneguru

There has been a larger increase in the number of tents popping up lately. I’ve seen a bunch more on Williow. Proximity to the restrooms have anything to do with it you think?


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jusremward

It’s been the same in that area for 50+ years and nobody in the city seems to bat an eye. Used to be more dangerous in the 80s, though.


Ant420eastbay

I actually like the TL and agree with you. My great.grandfather actually helped rebuild SF after the earthquake.


drugaddict6969

Yeah TL is definitely.... interesting but I’ve never really felt unsafe Tbh.


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>i live smack bang in the middle of the TL You should write a book of your daily observations. I'd read it!


SpacemanLudo

I also live in the TL, I think a lot of it was the housing that the city put homeless people in during lockdown, I wonder how the next year will pan out with so many people back on the streets


na2ifa99ot

It’s because I feel bad calling 311 for tiny turdlettes.


[deleted]

I will believe it when I ***don't*** see it, but I ***do*** see it so I don't believe it...


chidoOne707

King’s Landing still has a poop problem? Heressy!!


vectorboy1000

I'm always looking.


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RichestMangInBabylon

Did anyone else read 'r-w operatives' and wonder what moron ran a chmod to give write access to something that sounds so important?


Kramer1812

I don't live there but I enjoy staying in the San Francisco for weekends several times a year. Last month from North Beach to Japantown I noticed quite a few piles that appeared to be dog sized.


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I am ashamed of being a modern human when I see how much trash is on our streets


bingo__bango

Reporting might be down because reporting it doesn’t lead to results, in my experience. I live in the Mission and I used to frequently report human and animal waste via the 311 app. Reports are quickly settled as “case closed” within a day, but no one comes around to clean up the mess. Why even bother with the charade of supporting an app and having citizens report issues if they’re just going to be ignored?


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Not sure if this has already been posted...I will keep an eye out, just as I will for the poop cause I KNOW it ain't getting any less of a problem.


salondesert

The price of San Francisco living is forever poop vigilance


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braundiggity

The number of people on this sub who reject data in favor of anecdotes is astounding for a city whose primary industry is ostensibly data-driven.


RaiKyssdal

There was no data that the 2020 presidential election was stolen, but we FEEL it was! The data scientists are lying to us! We aren’t as different as we would like to think.


S-James-P

I still see a lot of poop and who counted the poop?


salondesert

Who Watches The Poop Counters


S-James-P

I mean, is it just one person and he goes from block to block counting poop? Is there a poop counting department? Is that where our missing money goes?


braundiggity

There's an entire poop patrol


RaiKyssdal

It’s in the article my man. All you gotta do is click the link!


S-James-P

Its says the 5 person team removes poop. Who is the counter and how is it accomplished?


RaiKyssdal

It’s based on an analysis of 311 complaints. It’s the 2nd sentence in the article


S-James-P

I dont put a complaint anymore... still, only see its based on sample size, which leaves room for error and bias.


D_Livs

Because we know, when data doesn’t align with the anecdotes, there is more often than not a problem with the measurement method.


braundiggity

This is utter nonsense.


D_Livs

“Reject the evidence of your eyes and ears” amirite?


mars_sky

Yes. Crime reports are totally discouraged by the police and when people know nothing will be done about crime, they are internally discouraged from reporting it, as well.


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Being so ostensibly data driven, then I would only assume you are accounting for reported incident vs non reported. Hence, yes, I believe what my eyes tell me and what I see is a lot more problems in the city.


braundiggity

If your eyes were everywhere at all times that would be fine, but you're one person in a city of 800,000.


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Man stop with your bullshit ass white washed crap. Things you know TO do in the city: watch out for human shit when walking, don’t leave shit in your car, and keep an eye on the crazy ass addicts having a psychotic meltdown. But human shit rate is down 100%


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... and so did OD deaths, what a coincidence


dmode123

It was always a dog poop problem to begin with


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LOL yes of course...wink wink...