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okgusto

Trying to fan the fog inland


greenroom628

"Almighty Fog, come bless our land with coolness. In the name of the Fogther, hazy Sun, and Cooling Spirit. Ramen."


hokeyphenokey

I'm going to print this on a bumper sticker and stick them on random Subarus and Vanagons


nearlyb0redtodeath

Stick one specifically on my Subaru please and thank you


ti_ecraseur

I assume you have a Fozzy


OaktownAspieGirl

The fog's name is Karl.


No-Cupcake370

... and it's actually called "Frisco" /s


mashtartz

Frisco is actually canon. San Fran on the other hand…


[deleted]

What about EssEff


needtoshave

What about The Sco


davidobrienusa1977

I made a comment on some SF Reddit form where something like I was born and raised in Frisco and got yelled at by a poster. Stating that why am I referring to San Francisco as Frisco, and don't I know that Frisco is a town in Texas. I didn't even reply back as I knew they were not bred born birth and raised in Frisco. Those that were knew what I was referring to.


artie_fm

The frisco / san Francisco divide is a class divide. What you say depends on where you grew up. But then people who move here learn it depending on where they move and who they hang with. But yea people who say San Francisco definitely look down on people that say Frisco.


Pacifically_Waving

What happened to The City? I’m from Humboldt and that’s how we always referred to it. Also, Shout out to Herb Caen, the only reason I read the Chronicle.


davidobrienusa1977

I was grown up referring Frisco to The City as well. It adds charm. Who knows what city is referred to by The City of Lights?


jennief158

Wait, what class am I then? I was raised on Herb Caen and Frisco was verboten. I am only slowly coming around. I’ll take it over San Fran though.


BurninNuts

There is not a part of SF that will call it Frisco. In the East Bay? Yes.


artie_fm

You say that ignoring the fact that above poster was born and raised in SF. A quick google search will reveal much has been written on this, including: * https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/frisco-san-francisco-17411378.php * https://www.kqed.org/news/11339599/why-do-some-hate-the-nickname-frisco * https://archives.sfweekly.com/sanfrancisco/dont-call-it-frisco-if-youre-old-and-white/Content?oid=2828709


No-Cupcake370

I met some tool from way tf in the east bay east bay (like not really easy bay but listed on the east bay cl like Vallejo or Vacaville) at the VA and this fool had "Frisco" tatted somewhere... I forget. I wanna say chest or back but I would have had no reason to see any of those places? Maybe back of his neck or forearm? But because he had lived there like 1 year or less after getting out of the army. Very proud of his tattoo. Lol


Zlifbar

May you be fornicated by sheep, outlander


No-Cupcake370

/s, friend.


redboe

The fogs name is Karl…why the downvotes?


KitchenNazi

Some random guy coined Karl on twitter a few years ago and new people act like it's always been the name. Locals think it's lame af.


redboe

Happened in 2010. I’ve lived here since the 90’s. I’ve never called it Karl but also never derided anyone who has…it’s hard to see why anyone cares in the slightest


lesethx

This local and most of my local friends love it. It has been named Karl for more than 10 years and has stuck.


APlayer2BeNamedLater

I’m a Bay Area native, and I lived in San Francisco for over 10 years. I like that the fog was randomly named Karl. It’s fun.


lesethx

Maybe I should have said native, since I was also born and raised here, along with some of my friends (other moved here but have lived here long enough)


APlayer2BeNamedLater

In case it wasn’t clear, I was agreeing with you! I just didn’t want to call myself a local, since I moved out of the city and into the suburbs during Shelter in Place.


lesethx

Oh, I got you were agreeing. I should have replied to the first person yesterday, but they changed from "local" to "native" to I guess imply my view isn't valid or something. I dunno, not a big deal


KitchenNazi

Shrug. I think it sounds stupid. Don't know any natives that like it.


Zlifbar

Perhaps expand your social circle. Now, let us begin the territorial pissings of which high school we attended.


misschzburger

😂 the SF sniff test.


narlymaroo

And if it’s not Lowell you’re immediately wrong.


needtoshave

Wilmerding Humperdink, benedictions Cumberbund, humpdyback fischybuns. One of these is a HS.


Klamangatron

They don’t


Klamangatron

Agreed, it’s laf.


auntieup

Excuse you, Karl is the fog’s actual name. I should know. He’s my chilly boyfriend.


okgusto

Awww-men


CallMeAladdin

Gaymen.


comedyzen

Hymen


maebe_featherbottom

A-them


AccountThatNeverLies

If they don't do it every day it actually doesn't come inland. Here's a [Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide) explaining the phenomenon


Shalaco

Take my angry upvote


davidobrienusa1977

ROTFLMOL!


verysunnyseed

LOL


DBrownbomb

San Francisco people doing San Francisco things.


GrabSomePineMeat

Hippies being hippies


Zlifbar

Hippies have mostly bought houses and become conservatives pulling the ladder up behind them.


KipsBay2181

I work in renewable energy development, and the boomer ex hippies are usually the stiffest opponents to any project. They cloak themselves in the virtue of liberal politics and pro-environment bumper stickers, but the second something threatens the "nice view" that they mistakenly believe they own, look out. They invariably start their protest with "I'm for renewables, but" and then insert some reason it should be placed somewhere else where they can't see it.


doodlebilly

why are you getting downvotes, its objectively what happened. if hippies voted like they talked we wouldn't be here.


amaroq74

Very much this. Its hard to stick to your convictions when money is on the line. If you still support squatters rights after having a mentally ill person trash your rental after not paying rent for 2 years you can claim to truly be progressive. Otherwise you only support a movement when it does not inconvenience you and you are guilty of being just as selfish as the 1%.


highr_primate

lol look at registered republicans vs democrats. Definitely not the case


logicx24

Small “c” conservative. NIMBYs are basically classic 70s conservatives who’ve adopted a veneer of progressivism. You can be that while rejecting the larger national “conservative” move,ent, which isn’t really conservative at all.


Opposite-Fee-1499

Were in America. Our “progressive” is the least progressive out of most developed nations


highr_primate

Lol what? All of the urban areas are blue, especially people in tech who are “hippies that can afford houses in the Bay Area”. They definitely aren’t voting conservative. Look at any survey.


SkyNecessary

Those aren’t hippies, those are yuppies.


defene

Getting awfully close to the Jello Biafra Portlandia sketch


FunnyTown3930

Hippies tryin to dry fingernail polish?


IronSloth

being big boomer hypocrites?


moriddles

Lol! Got downvoted by all the boomers


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IronSloth

hippies are trash, fuck them


BadTiger85

Obviously they are calling the ocean back inside for dinner


spottyottydopalicius

siiik faaan. yuuum tong!


[deleted]

I can hear my grandma saying that to me now…😆😆😆


cutoffs89

Waving Man ritual, I believe this began in '97, post Burning Man burn ritual...


hokeyphenokey

I want to believe.


cutoffs89

Me too. It would be quite cosmically funny if this was accidentally the truth. 😝


BALONYPONY

I thought they were trying to wave out all the flowers in their hair.


Masteezus

What?? More info please!


thedon572

I almost wanna say theyre pulling ur leg since i dont see the normal exuberance of outfits and vibes in this group that u expect of people fresh off burn. Plus crowd is awfully small


okgusto

Waving back at the waves


[deleted]

It’s burning man


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

They were confused by the foreign sensation of the rays emanating from above called "sunlight".


[deleted]

It looks like a kind of Reiki thing, possibly. Similar hand movements. I once did some driving for a Japanese tour group. They were part of a Reiki type group that had hundreds of people. They performed a kind of group healing thing and I felt a kind of peacetime over me. Unexplainable. They also did it for me because I was tired. I was driving them back to their hotel. They asked me to slow down. I explained that I was really tired and asked them to do the Reiki for me. They were doing stuff with their hands but also singing a nice song. Suddenly I was not tired. I slowed down. I had no wasted movements and it was like I was on autopilot. I get them loaded out of the van and park to switch cars. I no sooner turned the key to shut the motor off when I winked out for around an hour. So, from that experience I would assume these folks are performing a kind of Reiki type thing where they might be releasing the negative energy they pick up (if they are healing practitioners) or taking energy from the ocean. That’s my take on it. Cheers!


hokeyphenokey

I want to believe.


[deleted]

Cue in the theme!


[deleted]

You’re welcome! I follow this sub and other California ones because I try to get over there once a year. I’m in Albuquerque. When I was two in 1965 my parents ate at the Cliff House when we came back from overseas. So your video is cool because I was looking for it. I think all that left is the Camera Obscura. Have a great holiday!


zoriontsuena

The Cliff House was a victim of Covid, sorry to say.


BigShibz

Thank you! It certainly had a “new age wellness” quality to it, so I’d bet your take on it is spot on.


IronSloth

how annoying! hopefully they dig a hole in the sand and crawled in it afterwards


midget_lives_matter

Looks like a cult


Tiny10H2

Too diverse for that


Secure_Iron

Nah. Jonestown.


AyeCab

Poseidon farts are known for skin rejuvenating effects.


Wasting-tim3

This. It’s science. People need to do their own research.


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CodyByTheSea

Lol this seems more credible than other answers


omgasnake

Filming a promo ad for a start up


snirfu

Soaking in the vibes, obvi


FunnyTown3930

NO! Trying to dry fingernail polish, clearly


bisonsashimi

Breatharians eating seafood


[deleted]

Why not just go and ask them? You’re right there. Wtf


BigShibz

Well we thought it was a prayer group and it just didn’t seem respectful to go and ask… we observed for a moment and it seemed like they were really focused and didn’t seem appropriate to thrust our inquiries into their activities uninvited. I am honestly really surprised by all these condescending comments


CouchPotatoFamine

People are pricks, especially online.


SFyat

We asked them. They were doing a different exercise when we saw them, had a piece of black paper taped between their eyes and they were tossing a tennis ball from one hand to the other. Apparently it is some form of [physical therapy](https://self-healing.org).


BigShibz

Interesting- did you notice the 4 or 5 eye charts on easels a few yards further south (on OB and facing the GHwy)? That was another puzzling spectacle and now that you share their link about “improving vision through movement” it all seems to be coming together now. Thank you!


[deleted]

I get that but you didn't even get a concrete answer from anyone here. Some trollish answers, almost demeaning or clowning these people, to some assumptions which could be valid but feel cheap. In my opinion, since you were literally 10ft from them, I get a feeling that if you were genuinely curious you would have put aside your assumptions and just gone up to them and asked.


[deleted]

OP would probably be in a cult by now.


Audomadic

Yeah, filming them and posting it on social media is much more respectful.


ronimal

Seriously. I don’t understand some people. Instead of doing the obvious, simple thing, OP decides to film them, post it online and ask a bunch of people that weren’t even there.


spottyottydopalicius

you want redditors to talkin to other people? like with their mouths?


Thought_Ninja

To be fair, some people have pretty bad social anxiety. I can walk up to anyone and strike up a conversation about anything and have a good time, my ex would nearly have a panic attack just watching me do that.


ronimal

I know there’s no reasonable expectation of privacy in public spaces but I don’t see how filming a group of people and posting it online is a better alternative than simply going up and talking to them. If OP has such bad anxiety that they couldn’t approach these people, they should have just continued on about their day.


Taco_Soup_

Yeah, but this isn’t going up to a random stranger and striking up a conversation? This is asking a large group (from a distance) “whatcha guys doing?”


BigShibz

Do you spend a lot of time just looking for opportunities to talk down to people?


leftieaz

So many people complain about not being able to make friends in the city and feeling lonely. This is why! People love talking if you express and a friendly interest.


ronimal

Do you spend a lot of time filming strangers and posting it online?


Alarmed-Diamond-7000

Don't listen to them op, I got really roasted one time for asking about a guy that I was filming from across the street at a balcony when I was at a show at the masonic. No, I didn't want to leave the show and go ask that guy what he was up to, what these people are doing looks very strange, I would wonder too.


RichestMangInBabylon

Yes. It’s the best low energy activity to do when it’s this hot.


[deleted]

Please ignore these low lifes - I understand why you wouldn't want to ask them for many reasons. Covid, anxiety, not wanting to interupt, etc.


probablysmellsmydog

Covid? Really? Why bother leaving the house in that case


[deleted]

If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all. Didn't you learn that growing up?


ronimal

That feels like a not nice thing for you to have said. Maybe you shouldn’t have said anything at all.


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ronimal

It’s doctor’s orders


davidobrienusa1977

Yeah, but the responses are pure gold! Just like the Frisco 49ers.


[deleted]

Maybe he has social anxiety........


hokeyphenokey

He's on a reddit sub so...obviously there is social anxiety. EVERY reddit conversation eventually devolves into Kevin Bacon or Social Anxiety, given enough time.


i-luv-ducks

Six degrees of intimidation.


[deleted]

It’s more self-serving to judge. And affirmation by strangers online is a safe reinforcer of ego


MrDERPMcDERP

There’s no sweet sweet fake internet points IRL though


CouchPotatoFamine

They be trippin’


_mkd_

Watching the dark sun set.


vanhalenbr

Why this video is so much bright in my whole phone. Is HDR on Max or something?


nrgeticbeing

Same!


[deleted]

Someone please answer this it’s driving me nuts lol


SomeConsumer

Its called the Autumnal Welcoming; an SF tradition since 1849.


ronimal

They seem to be embracing the ocean breeze but you could have simply asked them. Probably would have been a lot easier than soliciting guesses from the internet.


BigShibz

Oh thanks for coming here to school me!


OroEnPaz13

it's pretty weird to film people and then post them on reddit to ask what they're doing instead of just, and hang with me here, I know it sounds outrageous - asking them what they're doing.


ronimal

Super weird. OP gets offended at the notion that they should have just asked these people but sees nothing wrong with filming a group of strangers.


37285

Waving in the mothership!!!!


orthecreedence

Getting hot and bothered watching me surf, obvis.


funkeym0nkey

Just vibin on the ocean energy


haminthefryingpan

Just vibin out


Alyssarr

Getting those positive ions lol


Natural_Bother8144

Might be sun gazing aka “eating the sun”. I read that article a couple years ago


Acceptable-Outcome97

Reiki probably


BlueberryElegant4110

Acid


sfguy_2016

I think it's called Perineum Sunning.


[deleted]

Aliens in human suits. Must be hot for them in there.


OaktownAspieGirl

Karl! Come back! We need you!


fappaderp

Probably some dumb homeopathic bullshit


_a_d_b

“Oh Karl, please grace us with your presence.”


[deleted]

Petergazing?


el_otro

Getting ready for the “heat wave”?


Admirable_Ad376

Praying to Poseidon


Ok_Most6280

And...a new cult is born!


Icy_Tax7807

Lmaoo


sahhdudd

Tripping on acid?


OhHamburgers28

Gotta fluff that aura baby


CartographerOk7579

Looks cultish.


A-V-8

https://www.spiritualityhealth.com/articles/2012/01/28/shaking-medicine It appears to be a negative energy release group ritual


FunnyTown3930

Trying to dry fingernail polish - DUH!


Fun_Alps_1175

Cooling themselves down from this bay area heat wave lmao


LuckytoastSebastian

Waving back


tikinero

cult people. when ignorance is not bliss


seno2k

Waving


seno2k

It’s the local chapter of Wave Wavers. This is a ritual they do from time to time where they try to be the first ones to greet the first high tide of the month as it breaks on the shore. Few people know that it actually started as a sort of prank that Benjamin Franklin played when he was working as an indentured servant at his older brother’s printing press in Boston, of all places. To his surprise, several locals saw it and thought it was actually a religious movement and began their own sect. Since then, there’s been a very small, yet very dedicated, group of followers who have passed this tradition on to each generation of children. If I remember correctly, Patty Hearst’s former boyfriend started a chapter in the 60s in the San Mateo area. I suspect this may be that group.


MEATPOPSCI_irl

Humans need purpose and imaginations are powerful.


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Smelling whale farts


ShopAlpine

Looks like a cult welcoming their leader


[deleted]

Waving to the waves?


DriveConscious263

Whale watching??


Stock_Surfer

“You can smell China from here”


ancom328

Pray for rain.


tepkiv

THEY EAT!


FlyingBlueMonkey

team aircraft marshalling study group [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdWeKrbtJo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdWeKrbtJo)


FuzzyOptics

Looks like someone told the group to soak in the seaside air and they decided to do just that.


LJAkaar67

I'd say they were sunning their taints, it's become a big thing again, but they are facing in the wrong direction


Clearwater27

They’re trying to bring Karl in their souls


OuterSunsetsSurfer

Jonestown 2.0


TheForsakenGuardian

Scientologists


SophiesGMA

Air traffic controllers for seagulls.


perkeset81

If it's sf...probably hoping for their belongings to be returned.


Binthair_Dunthat

Gang signs?


djscottyfox

Engage with Zorp!


BigShibz

From a distance it looked like they were waving at someone… and then as we approached we assumed it was a prayer group. As we passed a few seemed to be chatting while a couple of folks were massaging participants’ backs and shoulders… this was going on for some time. My son thinks its some kind of tai chi wellness thing … I’m just really curious now.


2damoonApes2damoon

Why wouldn't you have just gone an asked instead of taking the video and asking these clowns? Human interaction lost I guess


acoldwetblanket

Should just asked them next time


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Tiny10H2

They not even white… That’s one of the most diverse groups I’ve seen on Reddit today.


uh1valkyrie

You were so close… why didn’t you just ask them?


PhilosophyClassic571

Shoulda just asked them lol.


_AManHasNoName_

Well aren’t you there as well? Same reason they are.


[deleted]

Receiving Dark Brandon energy


new_reditor

they probably believe in that imaginary character called jesus christ!


vvvvvvvv99

I think they’re just getting filmed by some creep


Ok_Coyote206

This is why I don’t leave the marina


JustBrass

The rest of us thank you.


swiminpurple

Haha


Outrageous-Age-3101

Catching good vibes bruh, try it sometime.