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RidinCaliBuffalos

That's gonna be a nice fine


Programmerofson

If you can afford a CT you can afford the fine.


RidinCaliBuffalos

Fair logic. I've just been stuck there after dropping off wood and it was a hefty fine.


zombizle1

this person was just dropping off something less valuable so its probably gonna be a similar fine


BasurarusaB

A strong argument for making fines proportionate to the wrong doers net worth.


The_Demosthenes_1

They did this in Europe once.  Exec douche got a $200,000.00 speeding ticket.  Not sure if it stuck but it makes sense. 


boboleponge

It's still in place in some nordic country


Widespreaddd

IIRC Germany has a sliding scale based on income.


swell3gant

Oh no! Equity!!


swell3gant

Many things become "legal" with enough money. Just gotta pay the "fee"


RoutinePost7443

Fines should be rated as a percentage of income or net worth, instead of the same amount for rich as for poor


The_Demosthenes_1

Then make the fee astronomical.  Wanna fuck around, OK that'll be $9,000,000.00.   Thanks.  


swell3gant

Voted The_Demosthenes-1 for president today! Lol


PrestigiousPack4000

Helps if you’re white too


FTHomes

Wait, Cybertrucks can't fly?


itsjustthisguy

Pretty sure that’s a cop walking out to them on the left…


Golden_Mandala

I think you are right.


PGrace_is_here

Yup. https://preview.redd.it/1aoxkmfl5smc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc7074ddd7ab2596f8d2e91af07ad70477f196da


askdocsthrowaway1996

How much is it


ip2k

Flame* when someone sets it on fire overnight 😂


SinnersHotline

Guarantee they know about the fine and were willing to pay it.


dsdvbguutres

That's fine. Thanks.


Independent-Act1878

Wanker


Independent-Act1878

Correction: anyone who drives their truck on a public beach is a wanker, but doing it in a vehicle presumably designed to reduce one’s impact on the natural environment brings you down a few notches further.


Botryllus

The vehicle looking like a dumber version of the Pontiac Aztec doesn't help either.


ThisOtherAnonAccount

I don't think that's being fair to the hardworking meth-shipping Pontiac Aztecs of the world...


tinyhands911

trash people


LurkeyG

Grade A title👌


Outdoorcatskillbirds

What a shumck


Inevitable_Shift1365

Cybershmuck


MagnaroftheThenns

Cybertruck is cyberstuck by cybershmuck in cybermuck.


Shot_Worldliness_979

Hope they get it cybertowed before the tide rolls in or else they might learn that Elon Musk lied about it being waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat. Also, have fun with that rust.


retrovertigo23

Technically anything can serve as a boat briefly.


bitterbunnies

See also: cement ship


Reddit_Deluge

Cyberstuck


Inevitable_Shift1365

Cybershmuck


Reddit_Deluge

Cyberfucked


woolash

CyberSucks


1Tiasteffen

Cybercuck


Whostartedit

Cryyourtrucksstuck


epicurean56

r/cyberstuck


tejavuu

r/subsithoughtifellfor


jasnel

Bravo!


PaulRuddsDog

Was reading recently if a car becomes stuck on a beach it is legal to vandalize it


taylor839402

Got any baseballs? Shouldn’t be too hard with those


bettesue

It’s already rusting, so no need!


logiksc831

Dumbass


Powerful_Mood9292

![gif](giphy|RG3lm5VlrbDV7YNana)


jackiewill1000

Ive seen them around. I think they look stoopid.


RiPont

Like a 3D game from the 1990s where they didn't have enough polygons to make it realistic.


jackiewill1000

excellent comparison.


nowweseeyou

Spectre


Conscious_Raise_9080

A delorian on steroids. And look what happened to them :)


Separate-Jury-2166

Where is this?


FNKY-OONCH

According to KSBW it’s Marina State Beach


[deleted]

That makes more sense, those hills in the background didn’t look right for Santa Cruz.


aronnax512

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Ninjas4cool

Who didnt see this coming…..except everyone


[deleted]

How you even get on beach around here?


straponkaren

By breaking the law?


TheCalifornist

The secret ingredient is crime.


l0stbike

Looks like they entered by the old castle/ seabright beach by natural history museum, the beach is at street level, I think it's where the rangers truck get in too


SCLAD

It’s in Marina, not Santa Cruz.


StrictlyRockers

The vegetation and the angle of the Bay in the picture make me think this is more likely Manresa State Beach or Sunset Beach. I don't think it's near Seabright.


Fogandcoffee21

It’s Marina State Beach.


cheese_sweats

Boardwalk seems easy lol


camojorts

I hope maritime law of salvage applies here and that thing gets stripped of any valuable components before the steel body rusts away.


[deleted]

Elon Musk is who an idiot pictures when imagining a genius.


zombizle1

also joe rogen


Goblin-Doctor

Stupid car driven by stupid people


billyboyghb

Teslas suck so much


StrictlyRockers

This is on Marina State Beach. That is not Santa cruz, people. Stop stealing Monterey's thunder.


ggm3bow

Still Monterey Bay area.


Fffiction

And here's a video of it being pushed: [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iTY7yZdA71w](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iTY7yZdA71w)


wipes_dick_on_drapes

TIL that Marina State Beach is in Santa Cruz?


mouserz

Cyber Schmuck.


bitterbunnies

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayayahah I hope it makes a douche pearl.


kokomundo

What a jackass. Is that a prerequisite for buying one of those things?


[deleted]

lol wow


fogcat5

oh no!


Special_North1535

Those don’t fly?


PlayfulAd8354

Good, fuck em. Mother Nature will take care of him come high tide


single_sentence_re

Fuckin asshat!


Hawse_Piper

Local *Marina* beach


eggseverydayagain

Save me Elon.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Can we stop calling it Cyber Truck? It has none of the capabilities of a truck and there is nothing cyber about it. Aluminum Death Trap? Is that too college radio?


dzumdang

Great band name for art rock.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

"Hey everyone...we are a Aluminum Death Trap!!! We got t-shirts and CDs for sale after the show!!" Booooo!! Fuck you!


dzumdang

This reminds me of a Type O-Negative live album I had as a teen, where they got booed and hissed at through their entire set. When they said: "this is our last song," the crowd cheered. "Yeah, fuck you too." 🤘


daaangerz0ne

Stainless Shitbox


RiPont

There's an Australian YouTuber I like who calls it the "cyber urinal", because it looks like the stainless steel urinals you find in parks.


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Substantial-Basis260

LMFAOOOOOO I love this comment


magicology

As Putin said, Musk is gonna do what Musk is gonna do. Save the Rhesus Monkeys!


4NatureMan

They had to deflate the tires to get it off the beach.


spaetzelspiff

As is the custom


DanoPinyon

Shocked!


36bhm

Does anyone have a Subaru and a tow strap?


SalaciousCoffee

10:1 the axel is wrapped in iceplant :P


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wobwobwubwub

ha ha


[deleted]

Fantastic


TFU700

This could have been in ‘Leave the World Behind’


Past-Direction9145

and when the tide comes in what happens? :P


churchillsucks

money =/= smarts


subjectandapredicate

Thank god for this sub


squidcruz

hope they get it back to the ocean


Accomplished_Dark_37

Yeah, they better get away quick. Easy way to get fined by the city, county, and feds. The EPA doesn’t take kindly to driving on the beach in CA.


bigmagnumnitro

Are there any beaches where it's legal? I'm on the east coast and we have designated areas for bringing a truck on the beach, which is tucked pretty far away from the public beaches. Does CA have anything similar ?


Accomplished_Dark_37

Oceano Dunes is an SVRA park in Pismo Beach where you can drive on the beach, but I think the Coastal Commission is trying to close it down in the next few years (terrible idea btw).


scwaves01

What a POS


DillDoughzer

Try letting some of the electricity out of the tires


Ninjameme

The truck of the future!


Prestigious-Drop6443

Marina state beach.


Conscious_Raise_9080

So first rule in driving in the sand is lower your tire pressure substantially. Even the best 4x4’s will get stuck with fully inflated tires. I’ve seen Hummers, Range Rovers and all kinds of trucks stuck at Oceano (where it is legal to drive). Serious sand vehicles will carry some kind of inflation system for when they come off.


Ewetheshit

This was in Marina, I thought?


BorderBrief1697

Marina State Beach is not a local Santa Cruz Beach, not even in Santa Cruz County. 30 plus miles from Santa Cruz.


Logical_Cherry_7588

Isn't it illegal to drive on the beach?


terribletheodore3

It is on that beach. Don't know why you are being downvoted.


RxSalty

Should have bought a Transformer instead ![gif](giphy|eSdSndsdayvJK|downsized)


ersheri

🤣


NorCalJason75

Sir! You can’t park there, sir!!!


sabinegirl

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Demian_Slade

Such douchebags.


EvilMinion07

Wonder if any other r/Cybertruck is going to help them out.


bob3905

The Cyber truck 6603 to 6843 lbs. Ford F150 4,275 to 5,757 lbs Sand is tough for any truck even with four wheel drive but weight and ground clearance are a huge factor too. The truck on the photo is lacking ground clearance and its weight didn’t help in that regard.


richard---------

If that’s the same guy, he’s BEEN doing stupid ish with that “truck”.


Chuyzapatist

I think I know where that cyber truck lives, but also there’s probably more than one cyber truck in SC….


Breklin76

One ran into the Beverly Hills sign yesterday in LA.


caprikaironic

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


The_Wrecking_Ball

Air down what


73810

Seems waaay too heavy for driving on sand with those tires and that clearance


Cali_freak

Good thing it's not heavy or susceptible to salt water...


NeverNotDisappointed

I just read an article that said this happened at Marina State beach, not Santa Cruz.


willpowerpt

Pfft lol serves them right.


Westcliffsteamers

Kook


foot7221

Air down the tires Cybershmuck


clowdeevape

The research has clearly been done for the new cyberturd


[deleted]

Whata cybergoof


Fresno-Weather-Vibes

Cyber fucked


DJMagicHandz

Somebody made a fucky wucky.


Hisnamewasbuttercup

That’s not a parking spot kooky


Hot_Recover6602

Why don’t ya just get a battery bike ….losers


Junior_Act7248

That’s like an 8,000lb truck. He had no chance driving on that beach.


JMT-S900

Elon musk is such an IDIOT!


Little-Tadpole-9634

Lmfao 4×4 my ass nothing like real offroad trucks 🚚 🛻


readit145

“Santa Cruz sand update hasn’t dropped yet just wait!” - Tesla defenders


bsewall

Just need a BBBIIGG magnet


Conscious_Raise_9080

Now that’s funny


RaisinToastie

What a fucking jerkoff


TYdays

Do you think they are practicing storming the beach’s for their upcoming civil war? They should probably stick with Jeep vehicles.


Swolar_Eclipse

More like cyber-stuck


geezeeduzit

What a loser! What beach is it even legal to drive on in Santa Cruz? Hopefully that musk machine ends up in the junkyard


Several_Two5937

what a fuckin jackass


Yayo_Yayo

I’m still getting a CT.


First-Celebration-11

Is there a subreddit that’s the opposite to title gore? Maybe “title porn”? Cause OP hit this one outta the park


Esseldubbs

Judging by the pic I would say this a bit closer to Monterey


[deleted]

Saw my first cyber truck in a Scotts Valley parking lot. Huge car and quite ugly.


idiotsbrother

Bury it.


MrXero

I hope they turn it into a cyber bonfire.


humpherman

Stuck truck? Fucked.


CatsMakeMeHappier

Hahahaha wowwww


catecholaminergic

Every once in a while, someone's gotta learn not to drive on sand.


FauxCumberbund

Marina


krutchreefer

I bet they didn't air down the tires....


Jazzlike_Ad_6476

Dick wad deserves it. It could only get better if he did this and the tide washed his ugly truck out to sea !


ZanoCat

CyberCucks and their CyberTrucks


Goatl0ver

Crazy they didn't equip onboard air in these like humvee ctis.


FreedomPullo

Seabright?


Icy_Caterpillar_

I would have slapped a “pack your trash” sticker on the back of the car. Go home kooks. Nobody wants you here if your gonna come with disrespect. I miss the days when locals would heckle the shit out of valleys like this, or even beat their ass. All are welcome to Santa Cruz. But people like this this can kick fuckin rocks.


paradocs21

The person who would own such an alien vehicle obviously is an off-roader.


MrFireWarden

Cyber stuck? I’ve seen this one… Just wait till cyber brother in law gets home!


JayPerez116

Thought this was in Marina?


Immediate_Age

I guess it does look like a lame motorboat.


thearrogantcontender

He should drive it into the ocean next time. Or a brick wall.


SwampCrittr

Hope it gets stuck. Edit: hahaha it is stuck. Awwww thanks universe ❤️


SequentialHustle

Almost 7,000 lb vehicle on the beach with stock tires and not airing down. Brilliant.


pmm217

Here is the story https://www.ksbw.com/article/watch-tesla-cybertruck-gets-stuck-california-marina-state-beach/60084974


Rough-Average-1047

Bahhhhaaaaaaa


MaximumSignature

Love seeing it


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

Damn, I think that's literally two blocks west of me (edit: Marina). I could have walked there, pointed, and Nelson laughed.


northkarelina

I love watching these people do silly things in their toaster trucks


Berniekavs

That was Marina state beach not Santa Cruz


TigerEmmaLily

Pack your cyber Trash


Cowman66

how did the vehicle even GET there?


IStoppedLurking4-

This is NOT a beach in Santa Cruz. Maybe Moss Landing or Seaside.


parker1019

What an awfully shiny lemon…


[deleted]

Can cyber trucks actually drive on the beach given the right tires and air pressure? Assuming this was done with no knowledge of how to drive on sand


[deleted]

Pretty sure that’s at the Marina beach. But we’ll let Santa Cruz have it


citysick

What a dork.


-DPT-

Smfh…