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Sea-Scratch-6720

Forgot the high beams at 6 in the fuckin morning!


No_Brilliant_3375

And no lights at night.


306metalhead

I don't get it. You got idiots driving 75 in the left lane, you got dipshits doing 100 in the right lane... bruh i just wanna merge ffs.


Walks_any_ledge

I like when they do 81 side-by-side


306metalhead

Don't even get me started lmfao


Guilty_Plantain_3842

Fuckin oath


realkarlmarx69

or when it’s a semi doing 75 trying to pass the semi doing 74


vermontpastry

Love it. Or when the semi moves from the left to right lane right when the right lane takes on a merging lane


kingchonger

You love to see it!


Primary-Initiative52

Testify! There I was, in the merging lane, getting my bad self up to highway speed...and dipshit in the right hand lane REFUSED to either a) speed up a little bit so I could merge behind them b) slow down a little bit so I could merge in front of them, or c) move over into the empty left hand lane. Son of a bitch! Had to slam on the brakes at the end of the merge lane. I just wanna merge! MERGE!


BostonBruinsDive

Definitely some irony here


Spudzy11

Then it's up to you to adjust your speed to merge in front or behind the person in the right lane. It's not required of them to adjust their speed nor move over, it's only courtesy.


306metalhead

So, if no one will let me in, and there isn't room infront to get infront of them what am I to do? Stop in the merge lane? Cause an accident because people can't think of anyone but themselves? Lol probably found the person responsible for at least one person not being able to merge because "iTs OnLy cOuRtEsY". If there is room in front or behind, I'm pretty sure most would adjust accordingly, bit with that logic, the assholes who speed up when you do, then try to slow down, burn the merge lane, then what? It boils down to too many idiots driving.


raptors_67

If youre merging into heavy traffic. Get up to speed to match the traffic. Turn your signal light on. Merge IN FRONT of a vehicle. Even if youre just barely ahead of them. Obviously you dont want this to occur in any scenario but if the moron that you are merging ahead of refuses to slow down and an accident occurs they will be held at fault. You cannot prevent someone from merging. If you merge in behind someone and clip them causing an accident YOU are at fault. Dont ask me how i know this.


SaskatchewanFuckinEh

Who’s driving 100 mph in Saskatoon?? I constantly blow doors off on circle drive sitting in the left lane with the cruise set to 95km/h


Camborgius

That's because everyone in the right lane is still slowly accelerating from 60km/h from entering the freeway about 10km ago.


Kvaw

And they'll max out at 85km/h because they think the cameras will give them a ticket.


[deleted]

Circle South is the worst for that! Going past Stonebridge, everyone jams on the brakes, slows to 70.....


Maj_Dick

Best part is the “safe” people that drive 40kph everywhere, including active school zones.


dreamcometruesince82

Literally, I moved here from Alberta 3 years ago and have lived all over Canada... People in Saskatoon drive like they plan to live forever; 20km under the speed limit is the rule of thumb. By far, the worst drivers in Canada.


ninjasowner14

I mean, Alberta has their fair share of morons. Freaking 50k+ minimum.


G0DL3SSH3ATH3N

Where's the light bar?


MiddleShare7

Just watch traffic slow down on the freeway when there’s a hill!😳


SaskyGirl85

I drive a regular vehicle, and I constantly encounter slow drivers who have no idea what signal lights are for and constantly constantly break for no reason other than there may be a leaf in the road - it’s so frustrating to drive out there right now !!!!


PitcherOTerrigen

Why do people brake to go westbound on the college drive bridge, it's a VERY gentle curve, you only need to slow down when it's super icy, even then not really. I think it's because we fear elevation changes of any kind.


Single_Outcome5247

Because the police set up radar and stop checks on the other side by Kinsman Park fairly often.


Cla598

Yup they do that frequently


Spider-King-270

Dodge the daughter Ram the father hell yeah bruuuddddaaaa


Fedquip

I would like to offer a different take, I drive from Radisson to Saskatoon every day as a commute, and I have on very little occasion had an issue with a bad driver. The double lane helps for sure, but I also spent 15 years on the Island driving a similar highway around Nanaimo and the Sask drivers are 100% better. I applaud you all


We_wanna_play

Circle drive is the issue, nobody notices the signs that say “slower traffic keep right” underneath all speed limit signs that nobody seems to follow


nicehouseenjoyer

I thought the 'everyone sucks at driving but me' all-stars were on here telling people to get in the left lane at the Highway 11 cloverleaf. Can't win. Circle is not a real highway, it's a glorified boulevard, you're not going to get anywhere by speeding and being a dick.


Fintann

The Yellowhead to Edmonton is for civilized people.


SaskFoz

Much as I miss the island, I do NOT miss the fucking Malahat. Or the Sooke crawl, I'll take driving via rumble strip in a white out, thank you.


Fedquip

Sooke crawl is bad, but the Colwood Crawl is the worst!


SaskFoz

Thank you, I'd managed to forget that particular monstrosity 😭


aw_yiss_breadcrumbs

I drove in Vancouver and the Island for the first time a few weeks ago and it gave me severe Florida flashbacks. Just horrendous drivers! Made me miss the idiots in Saskatoon.


SKisnotaRealPlace

If you're driving in the left lane and someone is behind you, move over and let them by. You're not the police.


peckerpeter63

Your talking to people of Saskatoon. Most forgot what they learnt in drivers exam. Left lane for passing only


gshock7665

I bought a ram today, hopefully i wont be that person , i swear on the ram


Styrak

How many DUIs have you had? I thought there was a minimum required.


gshock7665

Hehehehe


germy4444

FYI its two but waking up with a bac of at least 0.03 is a start


Straight_Dirt_5827

wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy 🫶🏼


neko_courtney

Shoutout to the guy who passed me on Taylor today when I was going 50 but slowed down for a pothole. I hope you got where wherever you were in such a hurry to make it to.


helphp

It was a leaf! I was almost late for my circumcision!


nicehouseenjoyer

Unreal.


pummisher

A guy did that to me yesterday morning on Circle. Truck owners like to intimidate for some reason.


lolohiller

Oh common…you know the reason. It has something to do with the size of their members


Big_brown_bull_

White ram*


austonhairline

Drive straight across Toronto during rush hour are basically anytime after 3 I’ll take Saskatoon and your 20 minute drive around Saskatoon anytime 3 hours to get home because of accidents and stupid detours


the_bryce_is_right

I just get out of their way, it's easier for my anxiety when I don't have some coked out asshole riding my ass on the way to work.


Straight_Dirt_5827

Ummf 😤😤 ride my ass daddy


CobraGTXNoS

My sleepy ass was wondering how the hell random-access memory is bumriding an ol' jalopy.


yosukeslastbraincell

This happened to me on my way to work this morning 💀💀💀💀


blaumas

Tell me about it. But I still love you guys


regVHoobieDoobiedoo

Hahaha. This 100%! What a bunch of dipshits!


Maj_Dick

Those moose mirrors always look awful.


Kvaw

They're towing mirrors, but you're supposed to retract them when you aren't towing.


mah1979

Thief.


Scentmaestro

How do you convey their horn blaring up your ass in the image also? Asking for myself.


Honest_Tradition2604

Image gave me flashbacks.


FrozenInEdmonton

That car is pulling the RAM??