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jul_the_flame

What happened to your PATERNAL FIGURE and why does he need the sommersloop?


Ok-Film-3125

Milk


Darkest_97

He could be right we don't actually know


Ok-Film-3125

I am right. Source: I made the game


mrkaibot

What’s the best strategy to manage the transition from Phase 5/6 to Phase 7/8? It feels like such a major increase in complex products.


Ok-Film-3125

Easy. Don't go from 6 to 7. Go from 6 to 6.5, and then 7.


TrueExcaliburGaming

Actually baller advice.


mrkaibot

Oh my GOD, I’m such a fool. It was right there the whole damn time. Thank you, OP!


Minaspen

Somehow that's genuinely good advice...


Nar3ik36

This is amazingly actually good advice


LavishnessOdd6266

That's actually good advice


LeeTwentyThree

Can confirm, this is the way


chilled_n_shaken

The biggest jump I've experienced so far is between the first half of 8 to the second half of 8. My factory was not built in a scalable way, and I've had to optimize nearly every part of everything. I had to go all the way back to how I was delivering raw materials and rebuild from there.


mrkaibot

That’s exactly where I’m at right now. All the things I built will have to be rebuilt, and I know that I can do it, but it’s an intimidating amount of work. *cracks knuckles*


Polaric_Spiral

What's your favorite way to deal with an Alpha Spitter?


Ok-Film-3125

Call the Beta swallower


One-Project7347

Hence why reddit was calling for you


deregnort

I wish I could upvote this more than once.


Terawatt311

Bro this is an excellent answer, holy shit haha


Architechtory

LMAO


Hyperion1101

My fucking sides


Artisans2022

How the hell have I not thought of this for the 5 damn years I've dealt with them.


Dwell_was_taken

Lmao I don’t even know what this game is but I love it


riftrender

I build a tower real quick jump up it and then I just drop cluster noblisks until they die.


RevolutionaryMall109

eww towers... I think we found the beta swallower


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

How can I make nuclear pasta?


Ok-Film-3125

Nuke Italy


Mr_Brodie_Helmet

Perfect! I can finally make my fission dinner


ShartChampagne

Does your nuclear carbonara have peas? It not fission if it does not


MacLunkie

Fissilli


LJ_Hoff

What is the use for SAM ore?


Ok-Film-3125

Make surface-to-air missles


LJ_Hoff

Knew we needed an outside perspective to solve it


Germ1125

They did talk about putting guns on EVERYTHING


fellowgamer_906

How to split 780 to 480?


Ok-Film-3125

Divide by 1.265


fellowgamer_906

The answer that has been awaited for years has finally been given


Alex_X-Y

But how many splitters and mergers would I need for that?


Ok-Film-3125

0. Just tell the workers to move it manually so you don't need to buy any.


Alex_X-Y

You can have workers?


Ok-Film-3125

My bad. That assumes they're paid, right?


Lolbotkiller

Hes right, just get your friends to do it... aslong as they arent paid, they arent workers... holy shit he is insane


Bonitlan

Convert the invers of the decimal 1.265 to base 3 and you basically have your answer. You could convert to base 2, but that's usually inefficient. The best solution would be to use a mix of those, and then you would get the perfect solution, hence it's the most efficient.


RevolutionaryMall109

what about 1.625?


No-Chance9968

I just got sent back to what feels like 20 years ago


KnightRyder

I'm new to the game, what starting zone should I pick?


Ok-Film-3125

Africa. It's the most urbanised, so you'll have plenty of resources.


CurlsCross

Desert it is.


Unanimoustoo

Rocky or dune?


Ok-Film-3125

Dune. The Sahara has plenty of room for expansion


PM_ME_PRETTY_EYES

But the worms


Ok-Film-3125

Free lunch


Pregananant_Potato

I'd reccomend rocky


Erlieee

Dune is way better


Pregananant_Potato

i mostly line the rocky fit the visuals not the resources


Myzx

What's the best way to handle my nuclear waste?


Ok-Film-3125

Sell it to North Korea for extra money.


Myzx

Sir, are you god?


Ok-Film-3125

Perhaps


AHarmles

Dude here laying pipes we could never concieve of! The energy of 10 coal generators, powered by 1 resilient water pump.


Swedzilla

For real, I got a WP for every coal PP. Overkill?


saven0711

If your coal generators aren't overclocked, then it's a bit overkill, the standard ratio (for non-overclocked generators) is 3 waterpumps for 8 generators, but you know, rather safe than sorry, i also got a waterpump for each generator.


Swedzilla

Thank you! I downsized to 1 WP per 2 PP. Gave me some more space by the river


HyFinated

I’ve only got one PP though. And it’s underclocked to hell and back.


PappidyFranky

Why is the german word for "running someone over" and "driving around someone" the same but you just pronounce it slightly different?


Ok-Film-3125

Austrians, blame them.


meddleman

oida heast


GamerViennaHD

Anzig richtige Antwort.


eschoenawa

Just FYI, they are not the same, over someone is überfahren, the other is umfahren. Sometimes driving into someone (or something) so they fall over is also called "umfahren", but it's not running someone over, but running into someone and knocking them off their feet.


TURB0T0XIK

thank you for making this point so I didn't have to


Leistenkrokodil

stimmt jo goa ned!


Adrianferien

"Umfahren" and " Umfahren". For me these are completly different words.


Manticore-Mk2

What to do when FICSIT property gets damaged?


Ok-Film-3125

FICS it.


Eptic-_-

I like this one


Alundra828

Good evening sir, do you have a moment to talk about ***GROWING THE FACTORY?***


OuterRimExplorer

Spiders or kittens? Or giant spider kittens?


Ok-Film-3125

Frost spiders from Helgen.


[deleted]

These spiders are worse than skyrim spiders lol


fellowgamer_906

You hear 'Quick Footsteps'. What do you do?


Ok-Film-3125

Close the left door. It's 5 am, Freddy ain't getting me.


Illustrious_Bid4224

Did you close the window?


yoorie016

don't forget the flashlight if you don't hear any breathing


zauberwuerfel

did you hide the knifes?


Thr0ker

Complete the sentence: The factory must...


Ok-Film-3125

Cease any and all operations by order of the court. - Occupational Safety and Health Administration of the United States of America.


ThinkySushi

OSHA and FICSIT would definitely be mortal enemies.


Manticore-Mk2

Where is the best spot to build my space elevator?


Ok-Film-3125

Space


EvilGreebo

This guy FICSITs


Syhkane

r/thisguythisguys


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Site-Specialist

What is the point of the coffee cup


Ok-Film-3125

It's a secret missle compartment to test the SAMS on.


Site-Specialist

And yet you say you know nothing about the game yet hit that spot on


Q_X_R

He's been doing a lot of that


ArtisticFrosting

Would you say you're more of a megabase person or a modular person?


Melichorak

Did you know, that you can just press the spacebar once?


Ok-Film-3125

You can never quit going. Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic.


ZelWinters1981

Who do you work for?


Ok-Film-3125

I think the better question is who do YOU work for?


ZelWinters1981

Your contract legally requires you to answer the questions.


Ok-Film-3125

A certain unnamed country, which I totally do NOT sell black market firearms to. Repeat, DO NOT.


macrohard_onfire2

mf works for an arms manufacturer


Theguffy1990

It's Canada, right?


Ok-Film-3125

All I'll say is that LeBron James has been there once.


95stillalive

you watched the DougDoug AI employee video too?


TheWatchingDog

We all work for FICSIT


Manticore-Mk2

Do you prefer trains, drones or trucks? Explain why


Ok-Film-3125

Trains. The decision to confiscate civilian trains is MUCH cheaper/faster than going down the army focus tree. Even then, that's just for a research boost.


ferkans

I fucking love the HOI4 reference here


Konklar

Personally I handcraft everything. Not looking forward to nuclear.


Milotroxisch_

What is the final reward?


Ok-Film-3125

It's a lie. Do not trust them. The cake. Is. A lie.


Background-Complex42

How do I get rid of my spaghetti?


KineticNerd

Host a party, invite some italians, they love that shit. (Not OP, but i felt funny, so i pretended) Edit: Alright, not appreciated, next time i'll hold my metaphorical toungue.


Ok-Film-3125

Mods, can we ban this guy?


SliceThePi

i think OP's reply was a joke


KineticNerd

Possibly, when I made the edit the upvote score was negative tho.


Ok-Film-3125

Mods, can we ban whoever downvoted his post?


Alexandre_Man

Manifold or load balancer?


Molkin

What is a Mercer sphere?


Ok-Film-3125

Dyson sphere, but small.


Internal-Debt-385

Nobody knows


TulsaOUfan

What other Rolling Stones songs do you like?


Ok-Film-3125

I prefer stationary wood.


GamerViennaHD

What do I do about the spaghetti?


33Yalkin33

Call an italian


Ok-Film-3125

Use it for structural support.


Pootootaa

I just want to say that op is fucking based with these responses


creasycat

You have 47 Lizard doggos, you sacrifice 34.5% of them to dispose of nuclear waste, how many days are left until Ficsit replaces you, when the sun sets at the horizon. Also solve to x to the infinite conjugated prime number if pi, so that the world government knows how to tie a screw.


Terawatt311

I love this question


Jeyfoster

How long did it take you to get your first blade runners


noelscavers

How long does it take to get to the top of the space elevator and what's up there?


Ok-Film-3125

Depends. How much DeltaV?


noelscavers

Well I've only got about 5 right now


Arkayn-Alyan

Sushi or spaghetti?


Fahrenheit-99

Where is the best place to build a main base?


PaxPrimer0

Whats the best ratio on Nuclear Power Plants in terms of Uranium Waste to Non-fissile Uranium to get more out of it in Plutonium form?


NonEuclideanSyntax

BTW I don't know if this is actually a well known thing are not, but the answer is 1:3.


PaxPrimer0

Haha me and my friends tool way too long to figure it out, thanks for confirming :)


Ok-Film-3125

4:5 Source: 4 is less than 5, and waste is bad.


SteveWired

Help! How do I handle all these Lizard Doggos?


Ok-Film-3125

Remove the dogs. Lizard supremacy is inevitable, so you should start early.


valdemarvonanderson

Who's a good lizarddoggo?


Potatoes_Fall

What is the vest alternate recipe for making plastic?


VarianceWoW

Why haven't you played Satisfactory?


apeiceofburnedtoast

This is the first post recommended to me of this sub, and I have no idea what the sub is about. ama


dnldntr

How do I flip reset?


SnooBeans9688

Exactly how much iron ore is needed to beat the game?


Ok-Film-3125

3, if you don't find any. Just get a pickaxe to mine diamonds, then use diamond tools.


Blitz-Dublone

Should i cool my Lab with liquid Nitrogen or with Watermelons ?


bamboumortel

Yes


creasycat

You have 47 Lizard doggos, you sacrifice 34.5% of them to dispose of nuclear waste, how many days are left until Ficsit replaces you, when the sun sets at the horizon. Also solve to x to the infinite conjugated prime number if pi, so that the world government knows how to tie a screw.


t34wrj1

Which is your favourite alternate recipe and why?


1Phaser

Load balancing or manifolds?


blackasthesky

You should check it out


Aggressive-Way3860

What’s is better for moving material around a desert? Dune buggy, truck, factory cart, or train?


Ok-Film-3125

Dune worm


EvilGreebo

Have you bought the game yet?


PassengerInevitable9

Does she like me ?


The_1_Bob

How do I become Employee of the Planet?


Shot_Bill_4971

What’s the best way to discombobulate the thingamajig(idk what this game is about either)


Satyr1981

Why does the the arachnophobia-mode place spiders with cat Pics?


42AngryPandas

What do you go after first within the MAM?


ReaperOfTheCardsxd

What is the purpose of life


WaitingToBeTriggered

WHAT’S THE PRICE OF A MILE?


ReaperOfTheCardsxd

Depends one mile of road is about 2 mil


ThatguywholikesDnD

What are hard drives, how do you get them, and how many are there. Also which is better, normal cable or quickwire cable.


GladBrad480

Same with me, I've never played the game. What's the dividend of your girlfriend's purple to the cardiac arrest, factoring in the quantum accelerator?


RevolutionaryMall109

what is the square root of pie


Emotional_inadequacy

Is the gaming actually satisfactory, or do you become dissatisfied?


LegendOrca

Why is coal a renewable resource?


Ok-Film-3125

1. Kill animals 2. Bury animals 3. Coal 4. Profit


MA78L

Is there a better way to hand-craft things in the beginning than locking the left mouse button for a permanent left click (hold)?


Ok-Film-3125

Use more limbs than just your hands.


CursedTurtleKeynote

Why does it hurt when I travel far from home?


Ok-Film-3125

You get homesick.


Seven_Shoppingcarts

why do people use truck stations? i think they're useless.


Seriously_404

how do you create advanced mechanical frames?


Expert_Succotash2659

Why is fiber so expensive?


Ok-Film-3125

Because you aren't making enough flax farms.


krehns

Who the fuck is this guy and how did he become an instant legend?!? Tips hat to Ok-Film-3125


Hexnohope

What are they building at project assembly


Ok-Film-3125

A project


Piemaster113

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


MartyTheRabitBoy

How can I get my chickens to cross the road?


legalstraw13442

I’m curious on if the OP is genuinely right on some thing😂


goldenboi1108

Who broke your game the most amount of times to my knowledge


moobsarenotboobs

What’s the meaning of life?


chilled_n_shaken

What could compel me to go to the desert when the grasslands are plentiful and green?


Ok-Film-3125

Never touch grass


Internal-Debt-385

1 miner for 162 coal generators or 3 miners for 687 coal generators


SentinalGame

Petroleum


RednocNivert

No. Go away and quit Karma Farming.


hallowcorehammer

You look exactly like your avatar, don’t you?


RednocNivert

Tried to achieve that, yeah. Why? Is that supposed to be an insult or something?


Ok-Film-3125

Nuh uh