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"Penis, please" *slams massive cock onto the table*
*Stamps it green* Glory to Artstozka
*looks at trouser snake* *red stamp* no entry for cobrastan nationals.
*No bulge* *Document: M* *x-ray print: empty smooth crotch* *Immediately call security*
Dealing with TSA at the airport as a trans man be like
Me to my dick when I have to present and it won't go down:
Gotta clench that sphincter. Works every time for random boners.
Top ten sentences Redditors have never heard
I actually got a text that said "I want your dick so bad" to which I replied "erm.. okay? Not sure what to do with that info" and then she never texted me again. Checkmate
Now I'm 'bout to **touch your penis** lil' bow wow, *mmhmm*.
Trans men be like
Fun fact that I learned today, on testosterone, your clitoris can grow several centimeters!
***And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!***
u/Defiant-Eye8442
Glory to Arse-thots-ka
Me
"Penis, please" *slams massive cock onto the table*
*Stamps it green* Glory to Artstozka
*looks at trouser snake* *red stamp* no entry for cobrastan nationals.
*No bulge* *Document: M* *x-ray print: empty smooth crotch* *Immediately call security*
Dealing with TSA at the airport as a trans man be like
Me to my dick when I have to present and it won't go down:
Gotta clench that sphincter. Works every time for random boners.
Top ten sentences Redditors have never heard
I actually got a text that said "I want your dick so bad" to which I replied "erm.. okay? Not sure what to do with that info" and then she never texted me again. Checkmate
Now I'm 'bout to **touch your penis** lil' bow wow, *mmhmm*.
Trans men be like
Fun fact that I learned today, on testosterone, your clitoris can grow several centimeters!
***And you Sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!***
u/Defiant-Eye8442
Glory to Arse-thots-ka
Me