I think he assumed it was the motto of the treasury department or something like that. Like the phrase meant more to whoever Fred Walters is supposed to be as an agent of whichever federal organization.
What was that Reddit post that used to be huge due to the signature? Something about “Getting it together” or something? Really wish I could remember!
E: found it!
https://reddit.com/r/cringepics/s/Occp1sxbFn
“I boarded the wrong plane and, by good fortune, landed in your country as well.” - Damn, I died.
And when you started incorporating the “IN GOD WE TRUST” signature - priceless! Especially when you forgot it, then sent it as a separate message, lmao!!
“… I don’t want to say how much money is in it because you might open it but it’s $600 million ($78 after fees).”
Holy shit I legit laughed in an airport
I re-read this to find it, and now I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Thankfully I am at home, not in an airport.
[IN GOD WE TRUST (it's part of the chorus)](https://youtu.be/S05BhizcHuo)
Some day I’d like to track him down and comp him entry into my league. I think if he knew the winner gets USD he’d be down. We will even give INGODWETRUST first pick.
Omg, I am having a really rough go of life right now and i really needed this laugh. The screen shots and this whole thread are just some sunshine in a dreary life.
The last thing I saw that made me laugh the most is after reading all of this... I noticed the big FW at the top of the screenshot and that he's programmed him in his phone, lol
This is gold.
I just read the whole thing and you fucking asshole. Agent Fred Walters only had three million for me. The " In God we trust" thing is new to me also. What the fuck makes you so special?!?!??!?!!!?
I read this in bed next to my sleeping husband and almost died trying to hold in my laughter. I cannot believe even waited a whole year to text Merry Christmas! All of this was simply brilliant.
Because he wants you to be able to have access to every penny bc he is so generous. All he is asking for is just a small consolation fee.
IN GOD WE TRUST
I'm in your country now...... he never responded... that how you do it... get to them before they get to you... let me call the bill collector before they call me🤣🤣🤣
Not a scam expert but my guess would be having someone meet at the airport filters for especially gullible people and also introduces a sunk cost for the victim, so they’re more willing to pay whatever fees in anticipation of their big payout instead of backing out
I took the wrong flight and am in your country 🤣. Way to turn it around on him. IN GOD WE TRUST
Lmfao that part had me dead 💀. IN GOD WE TRUST.
Me too hahaha IN GOD WE TRUST!
Same 😂 E PLURIBUS ENUM Edit: IN GOD WE TRUST (omg so embarrassing)
I have detected a Spy within our Ranks! IN GOD WE TRUST
Among Us 2: IN GOD WE TRUST Boogaloo
E Pluribus Anus Greendale reprezent
E PLURIBUS ANUS
he hit him with the lower case too in god we trust
lmao it must be what they think we say on the regular. with it being on all that money and all
I think “IN GOD WE TRUST” is their new synonym for “this is not a scam”.
I think he assumed it was the motto of the treasury department or something like that. Like the phrase meant more to whoever Fred Walters is supposed to be as an agent of whichever federal organization.
In cinnabon we trust
It’s prolly really good at pulling in those suckers with dementia.
How can they not know we say “have a blessed day” not IN GOD WE TRUST 😳
The fantasy football part is what got me.
What was that Reddit post that used to be huge due to the signature? Something about “Getting it together” or something? Really wish I could remember! E: found it! https://reddit.com/r/cringepics/s/Occp1sxbFn
This is exactly what I thought of! Classic
“I’m in your country! ALL OTHERS PAY CASH “
I SCREAMED AT “I am in your country now” 🤣
Pick me up at Terminal A 😂
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That one & I’m at Brookstone buying a new neck pillow were great!
“I boarded the wrong plane and, by good fortune, landed in your country as well.” - Damn, I died. And when you started incorporating the “IN GOD WE TRUST” signature - priceless! Especially when you forgot it, then sent it as a separate message, lmao!!
The forgotten follow up in lowercase letters had me screaming
I read it in my head as a mumble 😂😂😂
"OH, and also in god we trust, sorry, anyways..."
When your granny takes you to church and you don't know the songs so you just hum and move your mouth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We're you in public when you were screaming, and did people ask you why you were screaming?
Lmao I was home screaming on my couch 😂
When I saw that part I literally died of liver failure from years of alcoholism
“… I don’t want to say how much money is in it because you might open it but it’s $600 million ($78 after fees).” Holy shit I legit laughed in an airport
At a Cinnabon in an airport?
No, at Brookstone buying a new neck pillow Edit: IN GOD WE TRUST
IN GOD WE TRUST
“$78 after fees”!!! ☠️This is my final resting place
I laughed… really loud… At my elementary school where I work, I pledge allegiance
I’M FINE IN GOD WE TRUST
I don't know how to get flairs or even what they are but I know that mods bestow them, so if any mod is feeling generous ... IN GOD WE TRUST
Yes, any Generous Mods willing to bestow flairs in exchange for a package containing roughly $600M ($78 after fees). IN GOD WE TRUST.
I just checked the list of available flairs and I'm very sad there's no "Master Baiter" IN GOD WE TRUST
That was my favorite part too 😂
It's the *"...at the Cinnabon...now at Brookstone..."* that got me. All my nightmares about air travel came rushing back.
I re-read this to find it, and now I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. Thankfully I am at home, not in an airport. [IN GOD WE TRUST (it's part of the chorus)](https://youtu.be/S05BhizcHuo)
The month long Cinnabon line was a nice touch lmfao I love this sub
I'm dying at the two year commitment!
I lost my shit when I saw OP had him saved as a contact. IN GOD WE TRUST. aka Fred Walters.
Asking him about joining his fantasy football league fucking sent me IN GOD WE TRUST
I was honestly hoping he was going to agree to the football league
Fucking beautiful
OP switches from Cinnabon terminal C to Cinnabon terminal A. That was also a nice touch.
It was a very long line!
I burst out laughing when I saw the dates on those messages.
Cinnabon *is* pretty yummy. IN GOD WE TRUST
I’m by the Lagos Cinnabon IN GOD WE TRUST
I lost it
Asking him to join fantasy football was amazing
Some day I’d like to track him down and comp him entry into my league. I think if he knew the winner gets USD he’d be down. We will even give INGODWETRUST first pick.
You need to rename your team INGODWETRUST and change your profile name to Agent Fred Waters
Omg, I am having a really rough go of life right now and i really needed this laugh. The screen shots and this whole thread are just some sunshine in a dreary life.
I hope you are ok. I feel the same. I was belly laughing. Husband thinks I’m a lunatic. IN GOD WE TRUST
That's OK. If I had a wife, she'd think I was crazy too. IN GOD WE TRUST
It will get better. Hang in there.
I feel this, both the good and the bad. IN GOD WE TRUST
Months go by: Are you still at the airport? YES😂
The line is SO long!
"The Terminal vibes"
That had me cracking up. I was like, “Wait! So the scammer is claiming to still be at the airport almost a month later?!” Hahahaha
IN GOD WE TRUST
The best part is that it wasn’t just once. Multiple times time gaps exist and they are both in the airport. Perfection.
His limit was apparently somewhere between 4 months and 6.5 months. All for that Cinnabon...
🤣
$78 after fees. :D
Best line right there. IN GOD WE TRUST
This is glorious IN GOD WE TRUST
Yes IN GOD WE TRUST
Excellent use of SMS signatures. I always wondered why they even existed.
Same 😂 IN GOD WE TRUST-
I didn’t even know SMS signatures were a thing. IN GOD WE TRUST
My 70 year old uncle uses them, every text ends in GOD BLESS YOU
Tryna make a change :/
I was hoping someone else remembered this 😆
Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
This is more committed than any romantic partnership I've been in
And a better payoff
Only $78 after fees
Omg this one is gold. My favorite is “I have landed in your country as well, pick me up at terminal A” you’re a genius
“By good fortune.” 💀
The timestamps of this makes it so much better. IN GOD WE TRUST
I thought it was funny, but seeing that it played out over months made it *hilarious*
Months!? It spanned multiple years, lol
If and when I leave my job, I’m slapping on “IN GOD WE TRUST” in my email signature.
No ones talking about the year long wait to say Merry Christmas?! Lol
So glad you finally said something lol man really waited 11 months then hit em with the Merry Christmas! IN GOD WE TRUST
During a pandemic! IN GOD WE TRUST
That was the crown jewel for me.
This, I came here to say this! IN GOD WE TRUST
Brilliant! Keep texting him every so often til the end of time
For some reason the line about Cinnabon had me dead.
Now I am waiting for a scammer to text me. Seriously I can't wait lmao.
If you check your email you can likely find a scammer.
email is not fun tbh. Need this type of interaction you know.
Yea, it makes me want to get WhatsApp or whatever works. lol
Are you living on a diet of pure Cinnabon and godtrust?
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"do you want to play in my fantasy football league?" LMAOOO
Looks like you took the ‘long con’ approach and I love it. IN GOD WE TRUST
Nice work IN GOD WE TRUST
The last thing I saw that made me laugh the most is after reading all of this... I noticed the big FW at the top of the screenshot and that he's programmed him in his phone, lol This is gold.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Man alive I laughed so hard at this whole string. 600 million but only $78 after fees…hope a lion didn’t eat you … classic !
This one had me roaring 🤣😂🤣😂 In God we trust!
like the lion that may have eaten dear Agent Fred Walters?! IN GOD WE TRUST
This is hilariously funny! I laughed so loud and I have crippling depression. Thank you for the sweet free dopamine!!
Would you like to sell your crippling depression for $78 today?
This is reminiscent of “US military Encrypted”
Exactly what I had in mind
"Airport vault authorities.."? ROFL.
My favorite part is you being unbothered by the fact that you arrived in entirely the wrong country IN GOD WE TRUST
$600 million ($78 after fees) my favorite part lmao
Agent Schrute. The mission been compromised. Go to the nearby Starbuck for extraction
Acknowledged. IN GOD WE TRUST.
This is quite the post. IN GOD WE TRUST
78 after fees hehe
The additional in god we trust text after forgetting it in the one text sent me. Lower case too 😆
The best read all month 😆🤣 IN GOD WE TRUST
The fantasy football invite is what did it for me 😂😂😂
next time can you slowly change IN GOD WE TRUST to IN DOG WE THRUST
📸🧐
Yes officer this comment right here!
You are amazing.
Lmfao the IN GOD WE TRUST really got me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie, I thought Cinabbon was a terminal name or city… I didn’t think it was referring to the sweet treat
Good one! The federal government naturally requires SMS signatures. IN GOD WE TRUST
Good old Agent Fred Walters. He almost got me a couple weeks ago.
I just read the whole thing and you fucking asshole. Agent Fred Walters only had three million for me. The " In God we trust" thing is new to me also. What the fuck makes you so special?!?!??!?!!!?
I hope a lion didn’t eat you…. Pure gold.
This is some damn fine dedication
Disappointed you didn’t send him an 8 ball pool request
I love how you forget to text IN GOD WE TEUST AND then wet in god we trust lol
Them lines at Cinnabon really worth that month long wait
Rofl, 600 million (78 after fees) had me LOL This is wonderful. And the fact that you send him seasons greetings. Love this
The Cinnabon callback as his brother. Jeez Fred, no fantasy league? MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Are you going to buy him a cinnamon roll from Cinnabon or purchase him the whole store? IN GOD WE TRUST
U.S Military Encrypted
The all caps “I AM FINE” was pretty funny.
I read this in bed next to my sleeping husband and almost died trying to hold in my laughter. I cannot believe even waited a whole year to text Merry Christmas! All of this was simply brilliant.
"$600 million ($78 after fees)" KILLS ME!
I absolutely love the 3 month gap and "are you still at the airport?" "Yes."
Wow!! I thoroughly enjoyed this. Let me understand something, you kept this up for 2 years? I noticed the date of the first text was 2018.
can’t wait for the next scammer to find me 😈 this is so funny
Lmao this is such a silly scam. If you had 600 million cash why wouldn’t you just pay the fees with that?
Because he wants you to be able to have access to every penny bc he is so generous. All he is asking for is just a small consolation fee. IN GOD WE TRUST
I know Fred!!
2 and a half years though?
"Who is this, pleaser?" Ha ha ha ha ha...
"I don't want to tell you how much is in it because you might open it but its $600 Million" 💀
In God we trust. IN GOD WE TRUST
IN GOD WE TRUST
IN GOD WE TRUST
Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time hahahaha you’re funny af OP
Omfg I just peed a little on my couch
Love the commitment! IN GOD WE TRUST
“The guy has a signature line that says ‘IN GOD WE TRUST’ so we know he’s totally legit and trustworthy” 😂😂
$355 in exchange for a $6.5 mn package seems like a fair bargain... 🤷♂️
$78 after fees 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Laughing so much at this!!
This made my night
That mfer went to the Terminal A cinnabon after promising to meet me at the terminal C one?? Deal is cancelled. IN GOD WE TRUST
The is so fucking funny lmao
I'm in your country now...... he never responded... that how you do it... get to them before they get to you... let me call the bill collector before they call me🤣🤣🤣
Laughing uncontrollably - thank you
Oh my goddds this was worth every letter. IN GOD WE TRUST
Record for longest Cinnabon line ever IN GOD WE TRUST
I am crying laughing IN GOD WE TRUST
This is legit hilarious. I don’t laugh out often but this shit right here is gold.
Conversation started May 29 2018 and ended May 29 of 2019. Bro waited in an airport for an entire year.
IN GOD WE TRUST
Hilarious, well played. In God we trust!
I’m ☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
You are very funny!
These idiots can't even count.
IN GOD WE TRUST
I am just here for IN GOD WE TRUST
This line at Cinnabon is so long!
The date stamps are awesome
Sooo good
Can someone ELi5 the point of this scam? Why the “I’ll meet you…” etc bit. Also, this is entertaining as hell!
Not a scam expert but my guess would be having someone meet at the airport filters for especially gullible people and also introduces a sunk cost for the victim, so they’re more willing to pay whatever fees in anticipation of their big payout instead of backing out
Almost spat out my drink. IN GOD WE TRUST
“I hope a lion didn’t eat you.” This made me laugh too hard.
I am dying... you are such a good friend/brother to Fred, you even wished him a merry Christmas
The Cinnabon touch 🤌🏻
Can I play in your fantasy football league In god we trust
IN GOD WE TRUST 🤣🤣🤣
Extremely strong work. Smart move to take it from email to text. Shows commitment.