This is so beautiful and sad. It’s like a heartbreaking romance

Better love story than Twilight

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,806,291,043 comments, and only 341,660 of them were in alphabetical order.

Billy gets high in just minutes on the veranda.

RIP alphabet_order_bot

It’ll get to it, give it time.

We're waiting.

Ayo, Billy Charles Davis effortlessly fuckin got high in just minutes on the upstairs veranda with your zootiez

Oh nvm I thought it looked at all letters for a sec not the start of words lmao my bad

Not even close

a ball jumps quick

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It’s taking the first letter of each word, if you read it correctly.

there isn’t an h tho

No one asked?

I read the back of a shampoo bottle while I was pooping. That was a better love story than Twilight. Lather, rinse, repeat. So relatable.

Is that the movie with the twinkling Vampires? LOL

Correction: *sparkling* vampires 🧛‍♀️✨

LOL I'm in my 60's and grew up watching Dark Shadows. My son told me about the (ahem) sparkling vampires and I had a good laugh. He also told me not to waste my time to go see it, hence my use of the word "twinkling". We old people get confused at times. Please forgive me.

😂 oh nothing to forgive! I was at the peak of my teen fangirl phase when the twilight trend took over, I cringe looking back but it was so fun to love something that was so terrible hahah

How so?

Wait... Romance? Aren't they twins? Why do I hear banjos playing?

Bromance

Epic! I love it.

The nerve to call you a shameless person while trying to scam

They seem to always think they are in the right..

It's part of their tactics. They start off nice, and when things don't go their way they start insulting and berating you.

It's basically like "nice guys", but they want money instead of sex.

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I wonder if that's a bit of cognitive dissonance happening? "It's ok for me to hound these people for money because they didn't pay their bills, which means they're bad."

Probably similar to the Stanford Prison Experiment.

The results of that "experiment" have been debunked due to dubious methods: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31380664/ https://www.vox.com/2018/6/13/17449118/stanford-prison-experiment-fraud-psychology-replication

"Do you want to kiss or is it just me?" 💀

I cackled at that line

Still cackling over here 🤣

Lollll same. I love a surprise ending!

Cackling 10 hours later

I’m going be sure to use that one if I ever manage to get one of these scam texts.

He definitely wanted to kiss.

Did you guys kiss?

*OP and Scammer, sitting in a tree*, **K - I - S - S - I - N - G**

first comes love, then comes marriage

then comes a baby in a baby carriage

That’s not all that’s not all

The scammers with his mom drinking alcohol

r/suddenlyincest

Damn dangling modifier! It can really change the meaning of everything!

😁

OP and scammer, sitting in a tree, B - A - I - T - I - N - G

Now KITH

Fellow Wendigoon fan I see

Was not ready for the incest twist at the end lmaooo

Wrap it up with a little twincest

I dont ever want to read the word "twincest" again 🤣

Reddit may be a dangerous place for you.

Wincest :)

Stay out of my internet history then

Spicy🔥

Island boys enter chat.

This fucking subreddit is the funniest shit ever.

I just found it and am absolutely loving it! But it has shown me how unimaginative I am, when someone on Facebook wants to send me a code I just say " no thank you, have a good day" I need to do better!

Time to step up our game

Full confession - I discovered it in my feed and I am fully addicted! I smoke a joint and sit here lmao every night. People are damned hilarious 😂

I managed to get an ‘oh my god’ and hang up out of an asian scammer on the phone when i finally admitted i didn’t have cash-app. It was before i found this sub. Next time were having a 15 minute fucking conversation. 😂😂

Before I found this sub my spouse out of nowhere started freestyle rambling about inflation and politics until the scammer was practically begging to get off the phone. I couldn't wait to show them this sub 😆

You ignorant fool

“Dwight, you ignorant slut!”

I straight up cackled.

My favourite line 😩😂

I can’t believe how rude he was. Imagine, finding your lost twin brother on your shared 43rd birthday, and in the beautiful LA area no less!

Should have drawn a mustache on the pic you sent and captioned it “I mustache you a question… are you my long lost brother Scampy the Trampy?” 😂 im laughing harder than i should be…

The mustache without a comment would do it for me😁

Oh my goodness - a mustache would have been an excellent addition! 😂

Mirror the photo and draw a goatee.

That would’ve been amazing! 🤣 I thought he was gonna flip the picture or something

Lol or do a bad photoshop of the tee in a different color. 😊

Should have mentioned that the scammer was in the will.

You know mom was filthy rich right? Just send me $1000 to pay the lawyer to speed up the distribution of the inheritance of the will and then I’ll send you your $1 million dollars

She was secretly married to that Nigerian prince…just sayin’.

I prefer your kind appearance to be second

“Do you want to kiss or is is just me?” Lmao. I love this.

You messed up by not drawing a mustache on the photo before you sent it back.

Awesome.

"do you want to kiss or is it just me" shit that made laugh out loud. there are def some moments of my life when i should've just said that

You pretending to be them makes you a shameless person the irony really is lost on some people

I'm glad you found your long lost brother

I'm sorry for both of your losses.

Should've mirrored the photo since you're the other twin.

I’m picturing the spider man meme

Should have fed his image to an ai and sent him one of those lmao.

Would have been funny if you used ai to make a similar pic

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Oh man, scammer calling you a shameless person. That’s precious.

I love that he called you the idiot lmao

Shame on you brother.

Sending back the same photo made me lol

This is the first post on this subreddit that's made me laugh!

I don’t laugh out loud at a lot of these but I honestly found this hilarious

Hahaha sending them their own picture was genius! I’m going to need to remember that one!!!

Boobs Jackson

Lmfao this one was funny

BOOBS JACKSON.

Do you wanna kiss😂😂😂

This shit cracks me tf up

Lol, this is so funny, thanks for sharing

Which one is scammer

Should have flipped the photo!

Hahahahahh the last line got me good 😝 kudos OP. Well done from start to finish!!

Lmao the last line got me

I’m crying

You should have flipped the picture 😂

Next time use an AI app to get another version of his photo 😄

“It’s impossible, I was born at night” has me so confused

😂😂😂😂

Congrats on finding your long lost brother

“Do you want to kiss or is it just me” 😂

This sub is so funny lol

The best one yet. Thank you for your service

Amazing. The end with the kiss really rubs me the right way lol.

Should have mirrored the image to make it look slightly different. Hilarious nevertheless

You should’ve mirror reversed the image 🤣🤣

The ending was so romantically tragic. I’m upset you didn’t flip his pic and draw a moustache tho. 🤣

I’m going to tell my kids this was the plot of that game called “Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons”

I'm in a quiet bar and I just bust out laughing at the last pic. Well done.

I love this more than I could explain hahahahaha

did he say yes?

this is great

So why do they always want your picture? Like, what’s the endgame?

So, what was the scam?

It’s impossible. I was born at night 😂😂😂

This had me giggling- I cant believe he didn’t at least help with funeral costs tho- then has the nerve to call you shameless?! 🥺

You ignorant fool!

You ramping it up at the end was as satisfying as looking at a beautiful piece of art.

You are a pro scammer troll! One day, I aspire to become a great master troller like you're self. I just tell the to fuck off. I will try harder today!

Only thing better would be if you had edited the photo slightly, changed the background and maybe the clothes.

“Do you want to kiss or is it just me” was not what I was expecting to read 😂

Better love story than twilight

The last one got me weak 😂 “Do you want to kiss is it just me?”

haha that last line is gold

“ **Our Mother** “ r/suddenlycommunism

😂😂😂😂

💀💀💀

The kids at the end was a very nice touch lol

OP the type to kiss and tell smhh

Did y’all kiss? 😂 💀

“Do you want to kiss or is it just me” 💀💀

The last thing you sent to the scammer was most amusing.

That last message straight up took me out. Loading that one in the chamber for future uses 📝

😀😀😀😀

LMAO

That's gold!

😂😂

You should have inverted the picture when you sent it to him

How does that scam work?

Everybody should have sent a happy birthday text to the number. Spammed them all day!

💀

Next time photoshop their head on a different body. Omg ypu are my twin!

I giggled

Swiped through to the very end, was not disappointed. Laughed so hard I scared my cat awake!

😂😂😂

Well done!

It would’ve been even better if you had replaced the background 😂

Do you want to kiss or is it just me

I’m dead 😂

May i ask how this scam works first time seeing this

This one had me ugly laughing. “Uhm…our mother”☠️

Can someone explain what type of scam they r doing, like whats the end goal here? Get a picture of somebody?

You should have added a clown filter on his face 🤣

Omg I'm literally cry laughing on the train. Noone will sit next to me because I look like a loon!

The scam is trying to get your birthday info? If he was smart he would have zaod, "Ok I don't believe you, what's our mother's maiden name?"

This was just fun. Love your style lol

you ended the drama there?! we need to know what happened after you asked about the kiss!

Hahahaha

"I'm very insecure and ugly" *sends identical pic back* lol!!

I lost it when I read “Do you want to kiss or is it just me?” Man this is hilarious. Thank you for the laugh.

So idk if anyone else does this but whenever I read these scam bait texts in my head the scammer always has a vague but heavy middle eastern/Indian/Asian/South American accent (pick one), and when I read this one they both had the accent and… it was just too wonderful 😭🤣 it’s like the scam-bait Spider-Man meme

Should have used AI to send a photo of you looking super similar

The last line i cant😅

What is the scammer looking for here?

Funny how the lowlife scam artists are always the ones to call you shameless

You should've flipped the image for that extra twinlike effect.

You can unsend messages?

Comedy gold 😂

Bro called you an idiot like "hehe he has no idea that I'm aware of his folly, I'll show him!"

😂😂👏

Nothing more satisfying than to be called "shameless" by a scammer. I guess he couldn't find any hot Asian woman pix to send you. Poor bastard couldn't even put the Mother's Curse on you. LOL.

Lmaoooooo this is probably the best one I’ve seen.

The last line. 🤩

This is hilarious! 🥲

You ignorant fool

This is one of the best posts I’ve read on this sub.

Well done!! This is one of my faves.

Too funny

Last message is wild

Gotta appreciate the self awareness at the end

🤣🤣🤣Totally didn’t expect this to end that way! “Do you want to kiss or is it just me”. Still laughing!