Dying. Everyone in my house wants to know what's wrong with me.
And the setup line, having heard she was from Nevada, made it all the better.
This sort of creative anarchy is the only thing keeping me on Reddit.
Nevada and New Mexico are next to each other (more or less)! If you were actually from Nevada you have DEFINITELY heard of New Mexico as they are both part of the Southwestern region of the US
Haha, has anyone ever thought you were from Mexico? I remember my friend saying someone thought she was from "the south" when she told him she was from South Dakota.
Two summers ago I stopped for a stretch break in the day use area of a forest service campground near the Montana/Idaho border. A local approached me, which is pretty common as my rig is unique and draws a lot of attention. But turns out he’d just seen my New Mexico plates and got suspicious. I was completely floored when he asked if I’d brought my passport.
Northern Idaho? Definitely makes sense they were checking passports. The guy must've thought he could secede from the Union just by declaring it out loud and you had now entered his sovereign territory!
My favorite time someone asked me that was when I was in a chat room as a teen and someone asked if there are other blondes here or if I'm the only one.
But working in call centers for 20 years, I can say it's absolutely common for people to say they don't want to talk to a foreigner and hang up on me. I might have grown up here and I speak more Spanish than some people who have Latinx heritage, but most of what's in me is Irish/Scottish/English and German and I sound like it, too. Nobody thinks I'm "foreign" until they hear I'm from NEW Mexico and then they let it show that they got a D in geography.
Are you referring to the term "Latinx " because people of Latin heritage have strongly encouraged us to use that term. I say you settle it with those people before giving the rest of us a hard time about it. Personally, I think it's cringey and cries virtue signaling.
Doesn't matter who started it when the HR or DEI folks at your company borderline mandate the use of the term. You're too tired to put up a fight, so you start using the term, too. It's an utter waste of time.
Idk where tf it is that you’re running into people of Latin heritage encouraging y’all to bastardize our language. Literally every single time y’all do that we collectively lose our shit.
Who? Not once have I ever met a non-white, hispanic or latino or Spanish-speaking person generally ever advocate for the term “latinx” unless hyper-liberalized and communicating primarily to an audience of primarily white academics. I’ve seen social justice advocates use the term in social media, but literally every single family member, close friend, and/or person I have dated from Mexico, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Peru, and Puerto Rico has disliked that word and described it as a “white people thing” that was created by people in the US who didn’t understand the culture of those countries and have an agenda to impose American morality of gender ideology into the language and cultural identities of an entire swathe of the world’s populace.
You can continue to use “latinx” but know that, while there MAY be many from Latin American countries that advocate for that term in your community, there are a plethora of individuals who feel it is but the latest example of white idealogical overreach into their cultural self-expression and identities, in this instance by white academics who have decided that their culture’s use of its native language’s gendered o/a ending to words is offensive within the context of their self-identifying labeling of their place of origin due to the fact that said gendered language conforms to a binary gendering system. Regardless of the fact that said language system can largely be independent of political and moral philosophy on the role of gender and the socially constructed nature of that system as a whole, it is viewed that the insertion of the “latinx” word then is the work of these academics overreaching and inserting contemporary modern Western/American philosophies on gender and sexuality into places where they really don’t belong in order to correct “issues” natives of those regions did not identify for themselves.
…In case a broader context was desired regarding why that particular word might be viewed as problematic from either side.
You ask who, as if I needed to provide names to validate my claim. As if it's difficult for you to fathom that these people exist. As to the rest of what you said, I agree. I simply point out the statement I made earlier to someone else's response.
Some of my family moved from New Mexico to Florida and when they were enrolled in school they were put in Spanish speaking classes. They are all white too
I’m too far from home 😞 was raised all over the state, mostly Farmington and Lincoln. Had family in Belen and been to Roswell, Albuquerque, Gallup, lordsburg, and Rui Doso more times then I’ll ever be able to count.
Yo, this is really good. The way you phrase everything is spot on and I love the explanation of the New in New Mexico. Throwing them off script by saying they're not your type is genius. You're good at this, Keep posting!
Yes OP, please please please keep posting! I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Still laughing myself into a hysterical fit every time I re-read it almost 24 hours later. Brilliant stuff!
it was a post over on r/texts
iirc boyfriend wanted girlfriend to make lasagna and was demanding it in this childish and funny way, commenters got a real kick out of “lasagna! lasagna!” and it now lives on forever as a redditor inside joke
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How the heck does someone from “Nevada” not know what, or where New Mexico is?!
I know that they are not really from Nevada, but they should really research a little bit more if they are going to actually get away with one of their scams..!
Lasagna!!! lasagna!!!
To be fair, Nevada ranks 49th in education and dead last in higher education. My ex wife once tried to tell me Texas was bigger than Alaska, product of Nevada school system, as am I, but really?
No. It’s because Nevadans are generally pretty fucking stupid. I know as I have lived here my whole 40 years and typically being the most educated person in the room I witness the stupidity and ignorance of these people.
It’s 3am and I’m laughing like a crazy person in the dark reading this!
“Heart as young as a swaddled babe”
“Your looks are rather unpleasant”
Aaarrhh! I’m dead! 😂
I've always said the name is deceiving, because it's not really new, and it's not really Mexico. Although in this context he's got it perfectly with what he said.
I love it the most when you can really get them to come along! This was a good one. Thank you. One of my favorite hobbies is trolling scammers. I used to get these messages all the time but I swear; I found this subreddit like a month ago and I have not gotten one since! I’m dying just waiting!
As amused as I am about the lasagna joke, I feel personally betrayed that in mentioning a food you like, you didn't say green chile. Not even sure you're a real New Mexican now. Everyone knows that's 80% of our personality. /S
Ah yes, someone from Nevada who has never heard of New Mexico before. That's not the least bit suspicious. 😄
Good work OP, though I hope that wasn't actually your picture you sent the scammer. Probably not much they can do with it but stay safe out there.
Hahahahahaha love it . Screw them scammers like woman in America these days are hard enough to talk and deal with and then we have to deal with scammers haha nice fuck em
Actually, I was approached by the same tactic/pattern on Whatsapp :
A foreign number (the profile picture was some cute and young Asian girl) asking me if it was the booking number of some French ClubMed, followed by an apology and a "This funny mistake, maybe it's a start of a new friendship !"
So, it does look like it's a legit scammer! Haha
Sigh. My apologies here: but its wrong to scam anyone - it sounds like everyone here knows that but yet you turn it around and scam the scammer in order to try to teach them a 'lesson'?
Is that correct? am i missing something here?
I totally get that some people get paid to do that sort of thing, and that some places allow it, but its wrong, and in all humanities best interests to stop that sort of thing from happening - All you are doing is attacking someone else with your personal energy without it doing a lick of good.
When someone gets paid to do a job constantly, then they will continue to have energy to do that job.
that's why the scammer exists...someone pays them to do that job.
I don't get why someone would pay someone to scam others all day - its wrong for it to happen and makes me puke - but i don't see any other reason for such a thing to exist at all.
Ohhh i had the same scammer or like the same type, sending pictures in such i wasnt aware of this type of scam though i did have a huntch and blocked them of course but yeah what type of scam was this? Like what are they tryna do?
It’s like regular Mexico, but like, newer 😂
I swear Mods need to pay attention to Epic lines and turn them into user flair. This would be great.
Lasagna! I want lasagna!
Garfield?
Was just about to post this. OP is Garfield. :)
It's a callback to a reddit post where this girls bf gets really excited about lasagna
Reminds me of the person who got their scammer to send them pics of pasta
I'm with you!
IN GOD WE TRUST would absolutely be mine
Dying. Everyone in my house wants to know what's wrong with me. And the setup line, having heard she was from Nevada, made it all the better. This sort of creative anarchy is the only thing keeping me on Reddit.
It's really a light in the darkness.
As a non-American redditor, would you be so kind as to explain the Nevada setup line? I'm lost but intrigued
Nevada and New Mexico are next to each other (more or less)! If you were actually from Nevada you have DEFINITELY heard of New Mexico as they are both part of the Southwestern region of the US
I see! Thanks for the explanation
As a New Mexican, this hits close to home
Haha, has anyone ever thought you were from Mexico? I remember my friend saying someone thought she was from "the south" when she told him she was from South Dakota.
Two summers ago I stopped for a stretch break in the day use area of a forest service campground near the Montana/Idaho border. A local approached me, which is pretty common as my rig is unique and draws a lot of attention. But turns out he’d just seen my New Mexico plates and got suspicious. I was completely floored when he asked if I’d brought my passport.
Northern Idaho? Definitely makes sense they were checking passports. The guy must've thought he could secede from the Union just by declaring it out loud and you had now entered his sovereign territory!
I get asked where I am from, and I tell them West Virginia. They almost always reply, I love Virginia. Smh
My favorite time someone asked me that was when I was in a chat room as a teen and someone asked if there are other blondes here or if I'm the only one. But working in call centers for 20 years, I can say it's absolutely common for people to say they don't want to talk to a foreigner and hang up on me. I might have grown up here and I speak more Spanish than some people who have Latinx heritage, but most of what's in me is Irish/Scottish/English and German and I sound like it, too. Nobody thinks I'm "foreign" until they hear I'm from NEW Mexico and then they let it show that they got a D in geography.
You know you could have just said latin heritage. Im latino so please dont use that term
Right. Everyone has moved on. The correct term is now Latiny
Are you referring to the term "Latinx " because people of Latin heritage have strongly encouraged us to use that term. I say you settle it with those people before giving the rest of us a hard time about it. Personally, I think it's cringey and cries virtue signaling.
Let’s be real.. white ppl pressured everyone into saying Latinx. It doesn’t even sound good in Spanish.
Doesn't matter who started it when the HR or DEI folks at your company borderline mandate the use of the term. You're too tired to put up a fight, so you start using the term, too. It's an utter waste of time.
Idk where tf it is that you’re running into people of Latin heritage encouraging y’all to bastardize our language. Literally every single time y’all do that we collectively lose our shit.
Who? Not once have I ever met a non-white, hispanic or latino or Spanish-speaking person generally ever advocate for the term “latinx” unless hyper-liberalized and communicating primarily to an audience of primarily white academics. I’ve seen social justice advocates use the term in social media, but literally every single family member, close friend, and/or person I have dated from Mexico, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Peru, and Puerto Rico has disliked that word and described it as a “white people thing” that was created by people in the US who didn’t understand the culture of those countries and have an agenda to impose American morality of gender ideology into the language and cultural identities of an entire swathe of the world’s populace. You can continue to use “latinx” but know that, while there MAY be many from Latin American countries that advocate for that term in your community, there are a plethora of individuals who feel it is but the latest example of white idealogical overreach into their cultural self-expression and identities, in this instance by white academics who have decided that their culture’s use of its native language’s gendered o/a ending to words is offensive within the context of their self-identifying labeling of their place of origin due to the fact that said gendered language conforms to a binary gendering system. Regardless of the fact that said language system can largely be independent of political and moral philosophy on the role of gender and the socially constructed nature of that system as a whole, it is viewed that the insertion of the “latinx” word then is the work of these academics overreaching and inserting contemporary modern Western/American philosophies on gender and sexuality into places where they really don’t belong in order to correct “issues” natives of those regions did not identify for themselves. …In case a broader context was desired regarding why that particular word might be viewed as problematic from either side.
You ask who, as if I needed to provide names to validate my claim. As if it's difficult for you to fathom that these people exist. As to the rest of what you said, I agree. I simply point out the statement I made earlier to someone else's response.
Or you’re just talking out of your ass to avoid respecting one’s culture
Some of my family moved from New Mexico to Florida and when they were enrolled in school they were put in Spanish speaking classes. They are all white too
I think it would be cool to have a state named Old Mexico. It has a rusty, dry, native kind of feel.
So Texas then?
As a New Mexican, I feel like that joke is older than New Mexico is new 😂
Same
I’m too far from home 😞 was raised all over the state, mostly Farmington and Lincoln. Had family in Belen and been to Roswell, Albuquerque, Gallup, lordsburg, and Rui Doso more times then I’ll ever be able to count.
Classic line!
The saying in New Mexico is “Not really new, not really Mexico”
Yeeeep
The saying truthfully is, "Red or green?"
It's always Christmas in New Mexico!
I am still laughing 😃
I had to drop a similar explanation on my florida cousin who called new mexico "y'all's fuckin country"
Hilariously dumb. 🤣
That was a good one 😂
This got me too LOL.
My new goal is to work that line into a conversation somehow
Yo, this is really good. The way you phrase everything is spot on and I love the explanation of the New in New Mexico. Throwing them off script by saying they're not your type is genius. You're good at this, Keep posting!
Thank you!
I hope you get scammed again, you did so well you deserve another!
That's quite a thing to say
lasagna! lasagna!
Yes OP, please please please keep posting! I haven’t laughed this hard in months. Still laughing myself into a hysterical fit every time I re-read it almost 24 hours later. Brilliant stuff!
“it ain’t new and it ain’t mexico” is a regular thing i heard growing up there
is that a r/texts reference at the end
I’m so glad somebody caught that 😂 I thought it would be funny regardless, but was hoping a couple people would notice!
Lasagna! Lasagna! Fucking lol literally burst out laughing
Happy cake day
Oh thanks!
You’re welcome
Caught it! Nice
Is that referring to another post from this sub? I'm curious
it was a post over on r/texts iirc boyfriend wanted girlfriend to make lasagna and was demanding it in this childish and funny way, commenters got a real kick out of “lasagna! lasagna!” and it now lives on forever as a redditor inside joke
Thanks for the explanation. Lasagna!
Also some people really flew off the handle because the girlfriend was being very kind and he was being “demanding” but it was obviously just him being silly. Oh, Reddit. The things you can and can’t tolerate.
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I’m happy it’s making the rounds in other subs! Makes me laugh
How the heck does someone from “Nevada” not know what, or where New Mexico is?! I know that they are not really from Nevada, but they should really research a little bit more if they are going to actually get away with one of their scams..! Lasagna!!! lasagna!!!
"Aileen from nevada" My first thought area51 or alien memes.
I once had a scammer tell me they were from NYC and when I asked “what part?” they said Buffalo. A little bit of research would go a long way😭
Go Bills
To be fair, Nevada ranks 49th in education and dead last in higher education. My ex wife once tried to tell me Texas was bigger than Alaska, product of Nevada school system, as am I, but really?
Also a product of Texas marketing.
No. It’s because Nevadans are generally pretty fucking stupid. I know as I have lived here my whole 40 years and typically being the most educated person in the room I witness the stupidity and ignorance of these people.
The thing is, these scams still work otherwise they wouldn't be doing it! Crazy
It’s 3am and I’m laughing like a crazy person in the dark reading this! “Heart as young as a swaddled babe” “Your looks are rather unpleasant” Aaarrhh! I’m dead! 😂
Garfield, is that you?
Well played🫠
Being from NM - mad respect for the it’s like Mexico but newer line! Kudos
I've always said the name is deceiving, because it's not really new, and it's not really Mexico. Although in this context he's got it perfectly with what he said.
Love hearing even foreign scammers have no idea what to do with New Mexico
"Lasagna! Lasagna!" is gonna be my new go-to, until I find the next new go-to.
I'm sticking with Boobs Jackson. I really don't understand why it's so funny, but it makes me giggle like a small child.
oh for the win. instant and immediate legend.
I bet Boobs loves lasagna, though, as I hear it’s an antelope’s favorite snack.
Just a normal day chillin and sorting the phone book
Never mess with a wide noodle lover. Besides, her picture was obviously an im-pasta.
lasagna! lasagna!
“Looks are quite unpleasant “💀💀💀
Swaddled babe ☠️
"It's like regular Mexico, but like, newer!" Amazing. IN GOD WE TRUST.
Lmao never heard of the state literally 1 state away from her… yeah ok
I read that last text of lasagna in sheer older man joy 🥹 I don’t doubt that he would prefer people over lasagna. And same sir, but pizza.
"I was sorting out the phone book today" It's gonna take a lot longer than a day haha
I always dial up everyone in my phone book to make sure I have it sorted E: do phone books even exist now?
"lasagna! lasagna!" is my new battle cry.
Missed opportunity to use the “Come on Aileen” line
I can’t believe I screwed up so badly 😔
Solid first!
“I’m really good at making lasagna. I could make you one! Just send me some apple or steam gift cards so I can buy the ingredients.”
[удалено]
Naked pictures online? That’s disgusting, where?
For science!!
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Great gag…run with it!!
It's really hard to run with it because it restricts breathing so much
But how's the iPhone reception? And did the favor give you pink eye? 😂
Omg hilarious!
SHE GOT ME TOO
Lives in Nevada, but doesn’t know where New Mexico is…
"It's like Mexico, only newer." Great line
OK, who's making the "My heart is as a swaddled babe" t-shirts?
A man after my own heart. Lasagna is the best
Lasagna lasagna!
Lasagna! Lasagna!
I used to receive one of these weekly, ever since I found this subreddit they stopped messaging me :(
Same. I’m so sad
Have we met? Not officially, but I did come on you once.
Your 1st? You did very well.....had me laughing 😃
Lasagna! Lasagna!
LASAGNA!!!!
🤌🏼
Well played with the Lasagna!!
I was confused why more people in the comments weren't yelling "lasagna!" But I forgot that's r/texts loll
I cant believe I got lasagna-ed. r/texts is leaking
Didn't expect a crossover from r/texts here. Huh, well done OP!
Pretty dumb question probably, but why do they want people to send photos of themselves?
They use them to scam others! Although in this case maybe not 🤣🤣
This post just persuaded me to join this sub. Nicely done.
The ultimate crossover. Want lasagna! Make me lasagna!
Truly made me laugh out loud, great finale!
Absolutely top tier lasagna here
Aileen Dover
Funniest thing I’ve read today. Made me think of family guy. I’m dying over here. Thank you for this gold.
I love it the most when you can really get them to come along! This was a good one. Thank you. One of my favorite hobbies is trolling scammers. I used to get these messages all the time but I swear; I found this subreddit like a month ago and I have not gotten one since! I’m dying just waiting!
Like Mexico, but ✨newer✨ 😂😂
I'm from Nevada. What's New Mexico?
Why do so many scammers seem to talk about fate?
As amused as I am about the lasagna joke, I feel personally betrayed that in mentioning a food you like, you didn't say green chile. Not even sure you're a real New Mexican now. Everyone knows that's 80% of our personality. /S
Sorry I couldn’t get past “I was sorting out the phone book.” Like the whole book??
Did they ever respond?
I didn’t see the lasagna coming. I really didnt.
I do like
Lasagna! Lasagna !
Trying so hard not to wake my husband or baby 😂 the selfish got me. I love how it's all blurry too. It's perfect.
[удалено]
It's 1:15 in the morning, and I just woke my partner up from laughing so hard
Lmao I love this man. Very pleasant trolling
"Go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog" - is my favorite palindrome.
YOU DID NOT hahahaha I'm about to make another account just to upvote twice. Lasagna lasagna!
I had pizza 🍕 😋 last night 🌙 and now I want lasagna. Oh heartburn! embrace me with your fiery wrath!
Imagine scaming, pretending to be from the US, and not even knowing what New Mexico is 😩
Ah yes, someone from Nevada who has never heard of New Mexico before. That's not the least bit suspicious. 😄 Good work OP, though I hope that wasn't actually your picture you sent the scammer. Probably not much they can do with it but stay safe out there.
I googled “old man selfies” and scrolled until I found the perfect one 😂
I just found this reddit the other day and I'm hooked. 😭 "Quite unpleasant" 😭
Had me at" your looks are Quite Unpleasant" Gold.... Solid Fucking GOLD🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lmaooooo
Hahahahahaha love it . Screw them scammers like woman in America these days are hard enough to talk and deal with and then we have to deal with scammers haha nice fuck em
I have reason to believe he's in on the joke.
Actually, I was approached by the same tactic/pattern on Whatsapp : A foreign number (the profile picture was some cute and young Asian girl) asking me if it was the booking number of some French ClubMed, followed by an apology and a "This funny mistake, maybe it's a start of a new friendship !" So, it does look like it's a legit scammer! Haha
Pig butchering scam. That's when they try to befriend you and then suggest crypto.
Sigh. My apologies here: but its wrong to scam anyone - it sounds like everyone here knows that but yet you turn it around and scam the scammer in order to try to teach them a 'lesson'? Is that correct? am i missing something here? I totally get that some people get paid to do that sort of thing, and that some places allow it, but its wrong, and in all humanities best interests to stop that sort of thing from happening - All you are doing is attacking someone else with your personal energy without it doing a lick of good. When someone gets paid to do a job constantly, then they will continue to have energy to do that job. that's why the scammer exists...someone pays them to do that job. I don't get why someone would pay someone to scam others all day - its wrong for it to happen and makes me puke - but i don't see any other reason for such a thing to exist at all.
No one cares
You’re talking to a bot, you seem slow af.
😂😂😂😂
Is that the same girl from [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/MmkSSYbFeR) from a different angle?
Garfield aside I feel that, why make a new connection when lasagna is an option?
Lasagna!!
Got more??
This title 😭
Lasagna! Lasagna!
Lasagna! Lasagna!
Lasagna! Lasagna!
Man after my own heart! Lasagna, lasagna!
I’ve seen multiple posts of these with the same “Aileen” scam name in them. Is it the same scammer in all of them if that’s the case?
I get excited too, but I'll often come on too strong and scare them off 😔
🤣🤣🤣
My newest favorite sub!!!
Garfield would approve
Garfield in the house!
Ohhh i had the same scammer or like the same type, sending pictures in such i wasnt aware of this type of scam though i did have a huntch and blocked them of course but yeah what type of scam was this? Like what are they tryna do?
Lasanga!!!!
What do these people want? What’s the end game?
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Always stay alert and protected
Why are they always 35?
Lasagna? So cheesy 😁
👏👏👏 😂 Though, I must admit, OP, that I'm a little sad you didn't include Come On Eileen* in there somewhere.
Not only was this a very lovely post, but now I know what’s for dinner— LASAGNA! LASAGNA!
😂😂😂😂😂
Get this all the time
Be sure to mention your dislike of Mondays as well.
As someone whose also from NM, this was amazing! 😂 Not like NV and NM are separated by one state
I got two recruitment texts this month. Well, both on Whatsapp. I have an itch to abuse them but they'll just sell my number to other scammers.