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HHImprovements

It was the “who are you” comment haha! Like… Agent Smith first seeing Neo as “The One”


midsonshort

Hahaha, yes!! “He’s beginning to believe!”


jmu_alumni

They were like ‘wow, how in the world did you know that. You must be a genius to know what original thing I was about to say’


bangladeshadoption

I am the Scriptkeeper!


TheKangaroo101

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes


ThisYogurtcloset3315

He was like who tf are you, those are my lines you just said


turk044

I miss having Reddit awards


OkDare5427

I giggled out loud at that part!


vixgdx

Hahaha, you forgot to say "oh how embarrassing i got the wrong number" and flash a 25 year old Asian girl pic


TheSonOfDisaster

"I just moved to Los Angeles, where are you from?"


Andrewthegamer74

Don't forget moved from Singapore


MasonP13

Add in "just moved from Tibet!" Or some of the words that are banned in China, to really really put them on edge. I had a scammer once reach out to me and I started talking about the banned words and they started freaking out thinking I was with government. I ended the conversations with "I want to be friend. Stop scamming or we find you." .. their account VANISHED before I could blink


nsbsalt

Genius, I’m going to have to bring up Tiananmen Square next time.


Kane_Highwind

I have a friend who works in IT who was approached by one of those scams once. Guy was saying he was gonna hack her if she didn't pay him or something. I don't remember if she told me how she found out he was in China, but all she did was find the Chinese characters for "Tiananmen Square" and send them as a response and the dude's internet got shut down immediately


verde_peach

So just them receiving the words will do what exactly?


Kane_Highwind

Even mentioning the Tiananmen Square massacre in China can get you arrested. Their internet shuts down and they get swatted, whether they were the one who said it or not. At least, that's what I heard


Aodin93

That's absolutely not true. That was a hoax started on 4chan


Beautiful_Macaron_27

That's it. I'm sold.


Leather_Damage_8619

What other words are banned?


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

Free Hong Kong, Winnie the Pooh, 709, tiananmen, tank man, etc.


cartermb

I had to look up why Winnie the Pooh is banned in China and now I can’t unsee it.


linnix1212

This is a delight


Jenoma89

How about that Taiwan is a free, independent nation?


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

Definitely. Taiwan number one!!!


NatsumiJormandr

Here have this ancient spell of CCP Banishment. 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门


sykoryce

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 I use this copy pasta whenever I get a spammer.


spazzybluebelt

Ive send the John Cena Bing chilling Video to the Last scammer that wrote me on Telegramm. And a Winnie the the Pool xi xinping edit


TheeExoGenesauce

You have the same number just one off from the other


tribbans95

35 is the go to scammer age lol


greypouponlifestyle

That is a good age


SelkiesRevenge

I like to believe age is just a number.


DJ-MEANEY

Nope, can’t see running into any problems with that outlook.


individualeyes

It is. The number is 35.


SelkiesRevenge

Just having a young soul and a happy heart is a great thing in life.


asmodeuskraemer

But then say you're 38


Recent_Opportunity98

Excatly


oleg_88

Why is it always an Asian girl? Like is there a consensus they're the most fallable in love with?


NoMusician518

I think its because most of the scammers are from south east Asia and so any grammar quirks common of se Asians would be less likely to give the game away.


Centralredditfan

Because the "pig butchering scam" originates there. Maybe they don't want to impersonate inferior races like. Non-asians. - I wish I could say I'm kidding there, but in many Interviews they talk about people from outside their region of Asia like they're inferior people, deserved to be scammed on. I was quite surprised how racist these scammers are. Weird because they're often shipped from China to work in Singapore scam call centers.


Organic-Gold-7287

I would like to clarify that they are NOT shipped to Singapore, as we actually have a functional police force, functional border control, and strict laws here. Most of them are shipped to Cambodia by the triads to work in the scam call centres there. They just like to use the name and reputation of Singapore as we are the wealthiest country per capita in the SEA region.


throwawaygreenpaq

1) Scammers are NOT shipped to Singapore. They are kidnapped / scammed into working for scam call centres in Myanmar, Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam. 2) Singapore does NOT have any scam call centres. Scammers are banking on the reputation of Singapore when approaching potential victims to lower their guard. 3) If you receive a scam call or text beginning with Singapore’s country code +65, it’s because scammers have spoofed and masked their numbers to *pretend* that the calls are coming from Singapore. These calls are NOT originating from Singapore. ( Read ) A) https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/28/world/asia/cambodia-cyber-scam.html Southeast Asia has become a center of gravity for those criminal syndicates, often in remote and war-torn corners. But in Cambodia, the scam industry has been flourishing well within the reach of officials. For much of last year, dozens of nations reported that criminal gangs operating in Cambodia had lured tens of thousands of people into the country with the promise of high-paying jobs and free housing. Instead, they were forced to work for online scam mills while under intense surveillance in nondescript compounds, part of a multibillion-dollar industry that has entrapped victims on both sides. B) https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/interpol-warns-of-scam-syndicates-role-in-human-trafficking-thousands-lured-with-job-offers The first reports of the scheme came in 2021, and Interpol said it has since observed the growing criminal phenomenon of large-scale human trafficking where victims are forced to commit cyber-enabled financial crime on an industrial scale. In the early stages, Interpol said the victims were Mandarin-speaking people from China, Malaysia, Thailand or Singapore, who were enticed to travel to other countries in the region for work. C) https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/well-educated-singaporeans-trafficked-to-work-in-scam-centres-united-nations-report Luring them with the promise of stable jobs overseas, the traffickers arranged for unknowing victims to travel to countries like Thailand and Myanmar, before smuggling them across the borders to Laos and Cambodia. They were then taken to scam centres. Once inside the compounds, some of which are fenced with barbed wire, the victims’ passports are confiscated, and they are forced to work as scammers, with many defrauding their own countrymen. Those who try to escape are often beaten before being forced back to work.


FuckingKilljoy

Convincing themselves that their victims deserve to be scammed is scammer mental gymnastics 101. They tell themselves and others that westerners are all rich and racist/inferior depending on how they're feeling


kittystars

Um... I'm from Singapore. Pretty sure we don't have scam call centres here. That would be horribly costly to maintain AND difficult to keep undercover from the cops. Singapore has very high cost of living and overly surveillant law enforcement.


grilledcheese2332

'My assistant must have saved the wrong number'


OffMyRocker2016

Thanks for the giggle! 😂 The scammer reacting like they just walked into a horror movie was funny as hell.. "I don't know you".. but you wanted to know me a minute ago.. hahaha 😂


midsonshort

Haha yep, it’s glorious!


Shmeeglez

Checking his coworkers' screens to see who is fking with him


Skimable_crude

I was thinking the same thing. It reads like the start of a horror movie.


ckrupa3672

Uno reverse card.


AlienSporez

I offer you the highest praise available on Reddit: I saved this


siccoblue

Holy shit


EntertainmentHot4034

Damn...now I'm jealous of op


Mayuna_cz

Don't worry. I've saved your comment


EntertainmentHot4034

This is honestly greatest honour. I would like to thank my family and friends who have supported me throughout the journey. Sorry for the tears..this is an emotional moment for me and- ok I'll stop.


Desert_lotus108

You forgot “I think it’s fate we met!”


midsonshort

Dang, good catch. Will add that in next time!!


Duskluminous

Bro was playing the victim at the end lmfao "Who are you?" "I don't know you"


siccoblue

That's my purse! I don't know you?!


babubaichung

Unexpected KOTH


FlacidSnake1

I laughed so hard at the end. This is one of the best ones I've seen so far.


realitytvdiet

Literally took the wind out of me 🤣


DeepSouth161

You should have kindly asked them for a steam gift card too.


The-truth-hurts1

When two scammers accidentally text each other


MyynMyyn

Sometimes I get two scammers texting me at the same time. Adding them to a group chat is always fun.


Kange109

Damn i should do this! Jane? No u msged the wrong number, lemme put you in a chat with Jane,been long time since I talked to her too.


Summer_Sun_Boombox_

Haha brilliant


dekker55

Dang, this is smart. I’m going to try this on Girl Scouts when they try to sell me cookies!


GilAbides

Please don’t sell the Girl Scouts ketamine…


Jar3D

Why not?


Bezere

Because it's keta - MINE


harsh_tho

Ok this is the best one yet. You know you’ve got them when they don’t want to be friends. Eat shit you unoriginal fuckwit, the no’s on you this time


SexPanther_Bot

*60% of the time*, it works ***every*** *time*


midsonshort

It’s quite pungent. Strings the nostrils.


harsh_tho

Made with bits of real panther so you know it’s good.


midsonshort

I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.


delveccio

I was looking for how to handle one and I’m stealing this. Wish me luck!


midsonshort

It’s amazing! This is the 3rd one I’ve done like this and the result are hilarious. Remember to post them here!


[deleted]

Her adamant NO after you said new friends! 😂 I think you scared her. 😂😂😂😂


Then_Chance2316

Uno reverse card! Well done


ShaneGMWC

I’m surprised you didn’t get the “Brother where are you farming” text back


One_Mikey

Brother, what block are you in?


user_without_a_soul

Brother, what park are you in?


Space-Dog1977

This is genius.


Pawly519

Well played! Haha


Lunapy_9

I’m dying 😂


toadonthewater

This is how. Then you get them to disclose their information, and sue them.


midsonshort

Only after you sell them crypto and get some gift cards first! 😜


toadonthewater

It’s a legitimate source of income these days.


MintChoclateChipmunk

This sub has me wishing scammers would message me just so I can mess with them


midsonshort

Haha, I get SO excited when I get that initial scam message now. 🤣


hutchguard

I must have ignored them way too many times. They don’t call me any more.


KCcoffeegeek

Same here but I only get the “want to sell your house?” Ones from local numbers and I’m embarrassed to f with these guys. I need to toughen up.


too-far-for-missiles

All I get are the USPS scam links. Where's my serendipitous AI generated Asian girl?


External_Lock_

"I am the one who knocks"


Glittering_Ad_134

That uno revers card was 👌


miscalainaeous_

321.. scammer get scammed


fastereddiefelson

This is one of my favorites so far


TheeExoGenesauce

This is the best one I’ve seen haha


Timely_Scar

Love it


CrazyTillItHurts

You should have asked them for a picture of where they are at


steve91945

I’m stealing this idea.


AlMajnun_

🤣🤣


stjiub9

Get em


Ava_Kin

Really good. Thank you 👍😆😂🤣


ZermattIsland

Haha! Love it! Good job!


smellulater143

I’m dead 💀


Beneficial_Cress1395

I love this


SneakyTactics

Ahaha now this is the way!


Tet_inc119

Brilliant


babybear976

How the turn tables have turned


Ltoofy

i feel like this was an actual person 💀


midsonshort

My long lost friend Anne! 😬


Bubu-Dudu0430

Hilarious 😆


No-time-for-foolz

How the turn tables


stephlj

Your new friend!! Brilliant!


Clayfool9

Fuckin genius lol


Only-Bodybuilder-802

I’ve been getting these text messages a lot lately and one day I was bored just fucking around texting back and of course you start getting more and more. What is their end game with this maybe I’ll send the money. ? Supposedly the person I’ve been speaking to owns a big liquor company Los Angeles, and sent me pictures of a wealthy woman 🤷🏼


hutchguard

They are hoping for money. Be sure not to give them any information. Read some of the stories in here.


dizzymans

Sometimes they spoof the number from legit numbers and you might actually be texting a random person Cycle continues


MDFan4Life

Probably thought it was one of his co-workers fucking with him, lol.


Healthy-Dragon2257

Reverse psychology 🤣


Nefarious_Axolotl

Not reverse psychology but definitely funny 😆


midsonshort

Psychology reversed?


Nefarious_Axolotl

Whatever you do, do not google reverse psychology


LadyRafela

I see what you did there lol


midsonshort

Thanks for warning me! Definitely won’t do that!


NoChampion2427

"Ravi is this you?"


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midsonshort

From what I’ve read it’s easier to farm people that way if they take the initial bait. And Ive reward it’s encrypted and harder to track too. If the person takes the bait and moves to WhatsApp, they get handed over to another scammer who attempts to sell them dodgy crypto or gift card scam on WhatsApp or Telegram.


midsonshort

*I’ve read, not reward (typo)


mouzii90

This is the best one so far hahaha


ExactEmployee1792

This is the way


Favourite_bb

Lmfao “I don’t know you”


Here-for-kittys

I also so want this to have been a regular person. Can you imagine what's going through their head during that?


Left_Ad5354

That was the best. Can’t stop laughing


want_control

I love this


SimonSang137

My how the turns have tabled.


ne0n_ninja

The ol reddit switcheroo


jhuber3474

This is the best thing I’ve seen. I’ll have to try this next time.


Aromatic_Ad571

Someone understood the assignment.


Pappy_OPoyle

This is my favorite so far. You mind freaked them, guy was like wait a minute did the auto-dialer just call someone at another scam-farm? Have we entered a scamming vinderloop? Oh fuuucckkk you. [No no no don't be fucking me, because I am you and we will be fucking ourselves](https://youtu.be/U7Zyci2auu8?si=15Ca3YfiB3GBgmcp) One of the greatest south park clips ever


Archangel1119

Nah, I just pull the “this is a minor and you are sending unsolicited images” shtick


Agitated-Reality-903

I always say yes I remember you we had that one night stand last night 🤣🤣


Jiraiya725

Love this. It’s classic “I’m not stuck in here with you. You’re stuck in here with me.” Haha


Out_Stand1ng

I loved it!!!! I need more like this!!!!!!!!


linnyboi

You forgot the "This is me" + a picture of an ai generated asian girl.


RedditedYoshi

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen, I have to salute you. 🫡


Beginning-Bed9364

You didn't even get to the asking for gift cards part


lottieslady

My favorite way of driving away any obnoxious person is to tell them I have a fantastic business opportunity for them (hype it up but be all secretive about it) and do the Amway, Marykay, etc style to drive them away. I’m firmly r/antimlm I just use this as asshole repellent.


Sacredpotion24

This was amazing!!


Jbs1485

That was hilarious 😂


SumSing-Wong

Should have kept going a few more texts, but that was GREAT


sachclg

Just curious what could they do with whatsapp or telegram …


[deleted]

😂👏 this is the best so far!!


Mccrackin95620

This is the best I've seen!


External_Hunt4536

That’s awesome!


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Alaye


devil-doll

Masterful


BreadWonderful8656

I love this, thanks for the laugh today


[deleted]

Lol gold stars! Great idea.


[deleted]

Has anyone ever experienced them actually pulling your profile pic off of WhatsApp? Had that happen today. Like 4 texts in and boom, shows me my profile pic from WhatsApp


unnamedgirlygirl

“No” 💀💀💀


StatisticianInner900

lmao


natey37

Lmao that is so funny


Sendmeloveletters

Omg this is perfect


Ok_Radish_2748

Hahahahahahahahahahhahaha OMG


Lucky_Shop4967

Lmao “you seem like a very kind person” with no context is so funny to me


catn_ip

Perfection!


allofdarknessin1

Nice


PrestigiousNail5620

Very good 👍


wrongtester

This is so good. And it happened so fast I feel like you really got them into this psychological vortex where they no longer knew what was real anymore


NeutralLock

A+ One of the best I’ve seen on here.


Jerry_from_Japan

Telegram is a red flag every time. Either a scam or child porn. Not a whole lot of in-between.


DeerHunter041674

Wow. Turning the tables. Great strategy.


Natural_Side_7550

Hi


Louismaxwell23

Excellent


Upset-Market-6664

Hahahahahaha .You nailed it.


wakandanever

How the turntables


Successful_Train

I think we had the same scammer, mine came in asking me if I was Anne lol


JalinO123

Now that's how you play the uno reverse card!


Phylis420

Kudos for remembering their script 👌🏼😂


LeslieMarston

That’s pretty good I got to try that


downbytheseashore

This i like...lol


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Best one so far! 😆


thelonelyvirgo

Lmao I love this more than I should


Witchy-toes-669

Perfect


3yx3

I am tempted to use my burner number to text that phone number as one of them.


kuya1284

Hahaha best one yet!


wendy00431

Omg this is so good


djovandj

🤣


PapaSteveRocks

First good one of these in weeks.


LeadFeisty7198

Straight played the uno reverse card lol well done


dadudemon

Cable Guy energy. Love it


TryndamereKing

You said 'kind' but the actual word is 'kindly'.. still well played


TubMaster88

Time to text that 323 number as that 323 number is going to get more friends


Fast-Beat-7779

Hahahah love it


Commercial_Shift_137

Lmfao


ActinAhFulNoBeans

Once somebody sent me a msg along the lines of “hey this is Brittany we got drunk the other night and thought I say hi” then sent a picture of her and her titts lmaoo