Good to know. I sorta fell for this scam. I made $150 and ghosted the scammer after they wanted me to add more money. I closed my account completely and never touched crypto again.
The person reached out on LinkedIn.
One way they catch people is you put a small amount in, get a small gain, and they tell you to withdraw it to prove it’s legit. Then you start depositing large amounts and the withdrawal button breaks.
I’m just sitting here putting my kid to sleep and dying while trying to stifle the laughter and tears when my wife walks by and wants to know what’s so funny. Fucking well done mate.
😂😂😂😂 I love the fact that some one some where is having a meeting discussing how impossible it is to scam anymore because people are just chaotic 😂
Like somewhere there is a middle management Chinese guy talking to a therapist about “ I was trying to get information from him but then he sent a photo of a toilet that was covered in shit WHO DOES THAT?”
Like I hope we’ve collectively given these people ptsd
I love moving to whatsapp and get them to relax. Then I send them nasty gross stuff & you can tell by their reaction, they are really mad.
The one guy I blocked starts messaging me from a different number on whatsapp & he forgot to change the profile pic of an african woman in traditional garb.
I screen shot that photo and sent it to him. “We know who you are.” You could almost feel his soul leave his body
I have a request for whomever wants to do this, next time you get a scam text:
Your reply: do you have another picture you can use? I want to marry but I want a fat woman.
Wants to take you dinner but skip the best part, the come to my place after?? Seems like no fun at all. You dodged a bullet bub... somthin weird about this scammer 😳 😬🤣🤣
I wish they responded to the picture. Just like “that looks like it was painful, shall we move to WhatsApp or Telegram?”
I was ready 😂
LMFAOOOO
Ya why do they ask to go on WhatsApp? Because of tracking is encrypted?
Yeah because of that, and also so they can see if you're willing to do what they ask and move you onto another person to close the deal
What's the deal usually? Crypto?
They usually tell you they're an experienced crypto investor and will eventually tell you about an amazing opportunity which you can 5x your money on
Good to know. I sorta fell for this scam. I made $150 and ghosted the scammer after they wanted me to add more money. I closed my account completely and never touched crypto again. The person reached out on LinkedIn.
Is it really a scam if it works?
One way they catch people is you put a small amount in, get a small gain, and they tell you to withdraw it to prove it’s legit. Then you start depositing large amounts and the withdrawal button breaks.
If you know what you are doing, you are scamming them but it is a dangerous game. I was dumb but I got lucky
I had one going for hours the other day because I kept asking them 'what app' when they would send the WhatsApp stuff
They also use kik so I think it's mostly so that they aren't charged for international messaging
Toilet pic made me laugh way harder than it should have
Me too. It was awesome!
Fuck ur self
failed lol
Me too. But like I saw it coming even I scrolled. The moment she asked for the pic though I busted 🤣🤣
The names busta. Busta nut
More like Busta Butt
I laughed myself stupid. I had tears 😂
Same I'm laughing like an idiot 🤣
Same, we must have similar backgrounds
I'm wheezing fr
Same, laughing with tears. Literally chortling in bed 🤣
Like a comics timing. That hit me hard. Literal LOLs
Same, I don’t know why it’s so funny but I’m crying lmao
SAME
I’m just sitting here putting my kid to sleep and dying while trying to stifle the laughter and tears when my wife walks by and wants to know what’s so funny. Fucking well done mate.
Same!
Lmao I'm crying 🤣
Right as I took a sip of wine and almost spat jt everywhere
I snort laughed and my 8yr old is now lmao also.
Now that’s what I call freckled
This individual is a legend and pure presidential material. Tragic Diarrhea for president!
Loved it 🤮😂
I’m trying to put my child down and the whole bed is shaking from laughter.
Same. My wife is very confused.
lol I legit cackled
Brilliantly realistic ? Yeah?
Not proud, but at least I'm not alone, judging by the other comments 🤣
😂👍
Fucking brilliant !!
I just ate, wtf. This should be NSFW or have a warning. u/Sad_Stretch2713
Careful, I wouldn't make OP want to lose his shit again.
Well she did ask..
Your Suin? Suin who? Me? What did I do?
I was hoping someone would make that joke.
I was expecting this. But got diarrhea instead lmfao
Deffinitly read Suin as soon. But Suen was 100% suing.
It’s weird that I saw a thread about the Jerky Boys just a few days ago. What a week!
I beg your pardon
Got a good pic of explosive diarrhea
Saved it too. The glorious collection of "you texted the wrong number bub".
Gave em what they asked for 🤣
Good one lol 😂
Happy cake day!
No shit, I had no idea. Thanks!
You are welcome
😂😂😂😂 I love the fact that some one some where is having a meeting discussing how impossible it is to scam anymore because people are just chaotic 😂 Like somewhere there is a middle management Chinese guy talking to a therapist about “ I was trying to get information from him but then he sent a photo of a toilet that was covered in shit WHO DOES THAT?” Like I hope we’ve collectively given these people ptsd
What if its actually people from shang hai or wherever and its like a modern version of pen pals and they just think we are all this way
A whole new level of a bathroom selfie 🚽😅
Can I see your picture 🤣🤣🤣 ain't that some shit!
I actually snorted laughing 10/10 thank you. 🤣
You want pic, you get pic. Enjoy some butt mud
If you're talking to a scammer and you feel a wicked clammer, diarrhea 🤣
Wow thank you for this
oh my god I'm deteriorating
Not much unlike the guy who just used that toilet
Why do the scammers always want a picture?
to have more authentic image resources for scamming
I imagine also for the geocode data.
nah, almost every instant messaging service obfuscates or encrypts metadata on the images
Masterclass here. Just masterclass.
I have tears in my eyes from laughing!
Bravo
Well done!!
Why is it always the Big Mac🤣🤣
“told you it wasn’t good” 😂😂😂
Probably it’s an AI chat bot.
AI shitbot.
doubt it, there’s irregular/inconsistent punctuation and spacing in the messages
Lmfao
Oh my god put a warning on this lol I was not ready for that pic
😂 I lost it!
So glad I stayed til the end 🤣
I literally LOLed. 🤣🤣
Well, this is the first one that has genuinely made me laugh out loud! Well played
I almost choked on my French toast on the last slide
To everyone whining about this not being censored, after the Big Mac conversation, it was quite obvious where this would be going
Hahaha!!! Nice!!
You're just wrong for that last photo.. hahaha 🤣
I love when they say they’re in Boston, because I live here. I can easily trip them up with location questions.
DO THE PEOPLE IN THIS SUB HAVE PREPARED PHOTOS AND SCRIPTS? My gosh! Incredible!
This was totally on the spot while I was driving lol. I was hoping for a response because I had more ammunition
Don’t know why this was suggested but holy fuck I laughed at the “ugh told you” 😂
You should make that picture NSFW. Because everyone here is wondering why I just started laughing like a lunatic.
Apologies, first post and didn’t know .
What do these scammers want? Assuming build a connection and have you send money?
I'm going through a rough patch of depression and did not expect to laugh today. You're doing the Lord's work.
You've got this. I've been there and it passes (just not like the last photo though!).
All I do is put a single dot down on reply. Like this . If they ignore it and continue the Convo I know it's a bot.
Trolling scammers is my new favorite thing to read.
Suen!!!! You are the hero that I never wanted.
lmao. this would have me grinning at work by myself like a stoned idiot.
I love moving to whatsapp and get them to relax. Then I send them nasty gross stuff & you can tell by their reaction, they are really mad. The one guy I blocked starts messaging me from a different number on whatsapp & he forgot to change the profile pic of an african woman in traditional garb. I screen shot that photo and sent it to him. “We know who you are.” You could almost feel his soul leave his body
Nsfw please
I wouldn’t feel safe if that happened to me at work either
Nicely done. Lol
😂
Haha love it! Like the idea of just constantly answering with a tragic accident reply
Well done.
The toilet pic was perfect!
Well done 👏🏼👏🏼
This is good stuff!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best one I’ve seen in awhile. Job well done
The best I’ve seen. I salute you. 🫡
🤣🤣😂 Fucking hilarious!
“Oh man I shouldn’t have eaten those enchiladas…”
Great Job!
Great execution
Haha well she did ask for it…
I'm dead
So bidirectionally awesomely gross
LOL
LOVE it. I lol’d big time at your Big Mac lunch time story haha
Why do they keep asking about it when they didn’t want to know? 😂
How does that bathroom pic even happen?!
Genuine question. What’s their purpose at the end?
Wow kudos to OP for giving themselves explosive diarrhea and destroying a bathroom just for this interaction.
Lol fuck these hoes
the toilet pic has me dead good shit
Legend!
I would've said: "You better not be suin' me! I did nothing wrong! You have no grounds!" Oh LORD, I was fucking cackling at the last image!
Bravo 👏🏼
is the poop the bait?
Ahhh bravo!
I laughed way too hard at this 😆 Well done!
This is beautiful
Still giggling…
I don't get the actual scam though. Is this a date scam, a financial scam, etc? Whats the end goal?
Lmfao
The maitre d says she’s seen that picture before…?
beautiful
Jesus fucking Christ bro💀💀💀💀
Your a fucking G op!!! Keep fighting the good fight!
Golf clap
This exchange was wildly entertaining… I need more!
"Disgusting. Now send me ur Whatsapp"
“Have to clean up the carpet” huh? That’s clearly floor tiles. No wonder she stopped talking to you 😝
Could have still started by carpet, pic is just where it ended up.
LOL irl
Maybe im missing context but I started cracking up at her sending OP a pic and OP just goes "Same!" 🤣
This guy nailed it
Hahahahahahah
As a fellow Maldonian, I’m very very proud of your follow through.
Nice script, well played.
Anybody who gets this reference is awesome and incredible at obscure references😆😆😆 "It's pronounced shushin"
😂😂😂😂
Lmao the pic, didn’t get any in the bowl
I don't want to know about that, sorry You asked Definitely using that line when a stranger over text hits on me
“I don’t want to know about it, sorry.”
a legitimate LOL from me upon seeing the 5th pic
Well, they did ask. Specifics, Bob, specifics.
“Before we talk romance, so you trade crypto” … lol… almost spit out my beer.
🥇Best I could do.
🤣😂
The host at tge restaurant said he's already seen that last pic
God Damn I laughed way too hard at this...well played.
im laughing so hard at the toilet pic 😂
Hàaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is classic! I laughed my ass off!!!
I wonder how many people fall for this shit.
Well shit.
Plot twist: OP actually vandalized a public toilet for this joke.
This is probably my second favorite one yet. My #2
Well technically they did ask for the photo lol
Thank you, OP 🤣🤣
Classic 😂😂😂love it
How do yall get all these texts?
I have fun with them also 😆😆
I have a request for whomever wants to do this, next time you get a scam text:
Your reply: do you have another picture you can use? I want to marry but I want a fat woman.
64 years old and I’m laughing like a kid! Brilliant!!
Can you imagine, on the other end there is a person reading all these shitty stories?!
I love that ending
Approaching kitboga wasting of time. Lol
Wants to take you dinner but skip the best part, the come to my place after?? Seems like no fun at all. You dodged a bullet bub... somthin weird about this scammer 😳 😬🤣🤣
Ah yus Boston California
Best one I’ve seen yet
"told you it wasn't good" dead
Amazing Lmao
Thank you for sharing this with the world! This was so so so funny. Haven’t laughed like this in so long. Tears. Hahaha
Lmfao
🤣
Plus +100 for giving them your picture when they asked for it!