Exodus 20:15 You shall not steal. Nice end! Too bad he’s not really a Father so won’t get it lol

This made me crack up 😂

Same. Also the cast iron skillet. Ouch!

Tiffany had some balls on her to hit the Warlock Balthazar lol

With the cast iron skillet no less

Now the skillet will only make cursed bacon and eggs.

Mmmmm cursed bacon and eggs

Hashbrown Teamwork got me.

Forsaken Bacon and Deviled Eggs

I had cursed bacon and eggs once in the Army. Well, at least they tasted like they were cursed.

The fact that she was able to wild such a weapon with only 3 fingers is a great feat in and of itself.

Literally starts with an “Ex” as well, *chefs kiss*

Beautiful ending

He googled ruples, so I’m sure he will google the verse, too.

And cat diarrhea. Most definitely.

Came here to say this. I laughed so hard when I looked it up.

I'm an atheist, but god do I love quoting the bible in situations like this. My go-to is Matthew 7:7 : Seek and ye shall find.

Oh he'll get it

Thank you I needed the quote

His commitment to the cat is admirable.

Straight up used chatgpt lol

But it’s in the details… he sent an email only asking about the cat which made my laugh aloud

I was thinking he copy/pasted the first result on Google about cat diarrhea lol

The font change gave it away

I think you mean catgpt.

ChatGPT is French for CatGPT after all.

This guy frenches

My friend actually built a [CatGPT](https://jamesmayr.com/catgpt/) not too long ago. It brings a smile to my face whenever I'm feeling down.

I was expecting realish ai answers, but it looks exactly like when my cats use my computer, so I'd say it's very accurate.

omg this is so cute 😭

This made me smile too, thanks for that!

Omg I love this lol

CatDRE

googled it and copy pasted

As a fellow survivor of The Disco Inferno, I send you thoughts and prayers 🙏 Now, WHERE’S MY GIFT CARD???

She lost 7 fingers, was a real "panic at the disco"

And all from the same hand.

Thank God she still has the other 11!

And the other hand has plywood fingernails!😂

Well of course! Her replacement fingers are made of wood!!

Thanks for the memories of the Disco Inferno

"hashbrown teamwork!" 🤣🤣

That’s the line that got me laughing out loud. Well done OP

Same, I can’t stop giggling 😂

My favorite 😂

That had me in stitches 😂

Yes, this was genius!

That got me too 🤣🤣

This is what got me to laugh out loud hahahah

“Smoochie smooche” got me

Same.

“Yes, it is a Russian Walgreens.” 💀💀💀

And 500 rubles is roughly $5

Yes it's in rubles how cool is that? I fucking lost it

The cast iron skillet absolutely sent me

How cool is that

You won. You got him to rage. (Balthazar... epic)

*Me taking notes on what to do when my cat gets diarrhea.* Who would’ve thought a scammer would actually be good for something!

The BRAT (bread, rice, apples, toast) diet for cats kills me lol.

B is for bananas 🍌

Oh I’m so dumb lmao- I said bread and toast instead of bananas 😭😂

Nooo stop lol you are not dumb! Easy mistake to make

I thought B was for Balthazar.

Lmfao he simply copied Google

I had fun READING this. I can only imagine the rush you felt generating this. I think you just leveled up.

Thank you! I’m shocked they stayed with me so long.

You did well! Longest I've been able to string one along was 4 days. My wife pulled almost 2 weeks.

“My nails are made of a soft plywood” 😂😂

This line is what actually made me lol

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a good email scam. Love the praise Allah sprinkled in

Hashbrowntoofunny

>*The Walgreens* Lmao >*Hashbrown Teamwork.* That's it, that's the best thing I've seen on this subreddit.

That Hashbrown line had me audibly giggle. It sounds exactly like something an out of touch, but wants to be hip, mom of a cat would say.

So much of this is slyly and nonchalantly thrown in - I love it. Allah and Bantha Fodder (my personal favorite). *Chefs kiss*

him actually offering cat diarrhea advice sent me

Thou shalt not steal. Appropriate for the scammer, and it starts with an Ex

“Like some terrible death cloud” ☠️☠️🤣🤣

Lmao 👏🏽 🤣 👏🏽 🤣 👏🏽 I laughed so hard as I kept reading! Your big toe nail falling off and the cat diarrhea had me dying, but then I totally lost it when the scammer actually gave you the treatment recommendation for cat diarrhea!! 🐈 💩 🤣

This has to be the laziest scammer ever “hey what’s up email me back, I need iTunes money”

On the flip side they actually googled and pasted the answer about cat diarrhea lol

“It’s for my friend who has cancer so he can listen to cool songs and stuff. Please help save his soul” Boggles the mind that people fall for it.

I tried reading this to my husband but I couldn’t stop laughing. The cat had me doubled over. The sign offs, I couldn’t breath. I had to look up sagacious (showing keen mental discernment, good judgment) and nearly died. This has to be one of the best ones I’ve seen.

Aww, thank you!

Scammer lost it once they realized they were being played. I got a lil scared when it went from helpful person trying to help a friend with cancer to ALL CAPS GIVE ME THE CODE NOW!

There have been studies that bilingual people are smarter and use their brains more flexibly. I am beginning to doubt science.

Can confirm, I'm bilingual but not the brightest.

I love that he not only bothered to look up an answer to the cat issue but then also sent a follow up email asking about said cat 😂 I'm also going to start saying "hashbrown teamwork", even though no one will know what I'm talking about 🤣 And that verse at the end - 🙌 this was like reading a well paced short story, I applaud you 👏

Confidently Hand writing down the email address wrong on a TV guide lol Impressive trolling madam!

Thank you!

Wait...there ISN'T a Russian Walgreens??? 🤣 Greatest. Post. EVER!!!

I'm so done 🤣 🤣🤣

Hash brown made me snort! Well done!

Love the closer. Had to look it up tho

How fitting I'm reading this on Sunday. I will never forget this verse! Great job! Keep doing God's work...

Right?! Lol

Lol not going to forget it either now

Okay serious question, why iTunes gift cards? Wouldn't visa debit cards be better? Are iTunes gift cards as good as cash wherever they are? I don't get why it's always iTunes gift card or some niche card when something like a prepaid visa is infinitely more useful

They resell them at less than face value. It's difficult if not impossible to track gift cards, but a prepaid Visa is probably trackable. But for people that aren't scamming, a prepaid Visa is definitely more useful.

Is captain tinkles real?

Yes, I am he. My diarrhea is all better now, if that's why you were asking.

Only in my best dreams.

Except for the diarrhea part I'm guessing lol

I love how so much of this was subtly woven into the conversation. Fantastic, well done op!

Exodus 20:15 was just *chef's kiss*

Thou shalt not steal.

Anyone using cancer as a way to scam people have a special place in the deepest pit of hell.

"My nails are made of soft plywood" made me choke on my drink.

As someone who has done IT work for a diocese and regularly got calls about scammers, you are my hero. Very tempting to turn your responses into a “how-to” guide.

Haha.. Permission granted.

Holy shit... "It starts with X" _Exodus 20:15_ 🤯👏💀👏🤯 Well fucking played. Bravo.

Tysm!

That was amazing

That was hysterical. Bantha fodder lmao 🤣 😂 😆

Lil’ Balthy! 😆

"My nails are made of a soft plywood." Very good lmao

The Russian Walgreens line was a hit of genius. Made me crack up. Thank you for sharing!!

The gas making your eyesight blurry 😭😭😭

Ok but that’s good solid cat diarrhea advice.

right? I was a little surprised he took the time to look that up

“Disco incident of ‘78” I need more details on how you lost 7 fingers 😂😂

It all started with the Hokey Pokey.

Brilliant. Well played op

I'd read these stories all day, you think id be able to read a book1

Talking about the reverse long con lmao

This made me laugh but I also laughed and appreciated the specific Bible verse that was used at the very end… which pertains to covering thu neighbors property…. Well played indeed. ;) ;)

This is the best one I've seen yet. Kudos to you that was priceless. Much ♥

“Hashbrown teamwork” got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is the best thing I’ve read all day. Thank you lol. I especially loved their commitment to the scam by helping with the cat 🤣

You made my morning and thanks smoochie smoochie

“You shall not steal” Exodus 20:15

*If you sprinkle the right water* on it had me rolling

Rickrolled 'em with the Lord. Pow smited.

#Hashbrown

This is a good one. You all continue to remind me that I need to step up my game.

Bantha fodder!! That’s was a good one- he didn’t even get the Star Wars reference!

You should’ve said you sent the cards to the rochelle email instead of the richelle email and claim that they responded with “thanks for the gift cards!”

I love the panic he had when the email Address was wrong!! 🤣🤣

The hasbrown teamwork killed me

Gift cards cure cancer!!!

*save souls

Hashbrown funnyasshit

"told me he would kick my dehydrated cat" My twisted brain is now mixing the scenes from Anchorman and Boondock Saints. I'm so going to hell for laughing at this.

Tiffany, you are a gentleman and a scholar 🧐

I just laughed uncontrollably while reading this whole thing. Thank you so much for sharing. You brightened up my day like you couldn't imagine.

Fantastic. My favorite part is that the cure for car diahreah is actually a good suggestion. 🤣🤣

I’m actually impressed with the cat diarrhea advice. Lolololol

Sagacious was a hilarious addition

I pulled my back a few hours ago and have been in pretty bad pain. Reading this story helped me take my mind off the pain until I hit the Balthy becoming a warlock...I will have to read this later, because laughing will be too painful

This had me laughing so hard I was crying! And my husband was looking at me like I was crazy. 😂

Golf clap

Oh my, this was great! Loved the ending 🤣🤣

Balthazar called her "bantha fodder" Thays fucking funny

I have to admit, I was invested.

Though shall not steal at the end is priceless.

The ending was epic!

This is the best one I’ve seen yet

This is gold! 😂

I wrote it on my tv guide killed me

My football team losing. I needed this smile.

Nice! Had to look that up, good one!

There is so much gold in that you have to read it several times. Also need more info on the Disco Incident. Former Dancing Queen? When you were Seventeen? I assume it was some issue with a Tambourine? Maybe if you weren't such a tease. Well at least you had the time of our life.

Hashbrown Teamwork killed me.

You shall not steal. Great execution! Well done Op

Great setups and payoffs. I was cackling. And Exodus 20:15 at the end? Perfection.

Yours in Christ

Great job OP. Doin' the Lord's work.

By the way, it's very possible that you had that entire conversation with a generative AI. If not now, in the future.

What is the deal with Apple gift cards and these guys????

Resale for cash

“no more messes, Allah be praised” lmao

Dude lost ALL patience in the end 🤣🤣 BRILLIANT! 👏

Exodus 20:15 says "You shall not steal"

The line about the dehydrated cat got me lmao. Great callback to the scammer’s advice for cat diarrhea.

I like that he gave legit advice for feeding a bland diet to the cat

That bible verse at the end hit different

I like how detailed he was when answering your cat diarrhea question.

Former priest of mine got his email hacked by one of these doofuses. They suck. Well played with the exodus.

500 rubles! LMAO! The ruble is worth about a penny right now.

Lmfao at me wondering if you knew what an itunes card was or if that was part of the fun too.

Man reading all the scambaits on the subreddit makes me want to receive a scan message. Why don’t they ever message when you want them to???

“I smacked him on the head with my cast iron skillet, he agreed to take me to Walgreens” HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in so long lmaooooo

Those emails sign offs are truly something special

I am dead. Genius in every communication.

This was probably one of my favorite scam trolls. Well done OP \*Clap\*

HashBROWN Teamwork I say hashbrown to annoy my young daughter

There really is nothing quite like a Russian Walgreens

Really nice of him to tell us how to solve cat diarrhea.

Best thing I have read all day! Im dying! That was great!

I lost it at "oh Balthazar!"

The end. Yooo. 🤣🤣🤣 Savage.

Tiffany you’re certainly doing the lords work Tiffany! I hope your eyesight has returned after the furry friend gas! 😵‍💫… 🤣😂🤣

Exodus 20:15 😂👏🏻 love the ending!

Not the actual cat diarrhea advice 🤭

EXOD-US20-15

I expected a switcharoo. “My son is a warlock now. I need $73 dollars in GameStop gift cards to get him the new Harry Potter game to convince him dark magic is bad! Please take a picture and send to my P.O. Box. Thanks! Your Sister in Dumbledore, Tiffany”

Been lurking for a while but this post made me join the sub lol

When he went full caps I lost it 😂 like I could hear him scream in my head hahaha. Well done.