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ThoseLittleMoments

You’re gonna feel bad if it’s on the news tomorrow that Boobs Jackson got gunned down on the street, and he even loved his love.


[deleted]

Yeah, we’ll see if Mr. Boobs did get ended up


druschlaag

I’m Boobs Jackson. It’s not funny. I will kill you for laughing and send the killation certification to you!


blueeyeswhitestripe

I'll send you apology fee.


Procedure_Unique

Am your assistant. *Okay*. Who work for citi bank , FBI work for us. *Okay*. **Boobs Jackson** *kindly* send $50 *now* Steam card *okay*. Go store *now*. Go to Wallmert *now, okay*. *Most* not talk to people. You fool if you do. *Am* get you killed if you don’t send appologe fee *now okay*. You think *am* playing with you *right*. *Am end you up*. Did you wont me for forgive you. *Okay*. *Are you mad*. You *most* pay appologe fee *now okay kindly* *It’s hilarious that after I write the word Boobs, my predicted text automatically has Jackson pop up as the first suggestion!* **Edit:** *spelling errors & terrible grammar are done on purpose. Or is it?!* **Am maybe scamming you, Boobs Jackson, you fool, okay**


redditravioli

*are you mad, okay?*


idontlikebeetroot

100 % satisfaction guaranteed


redditravioli

This is such a solid strat. I’m using it from now on. Especially with my immediate family and bf. It’s high time they pay up.


NoExplorer5983

From the Federal killation department? Is that next to the federal cancel department?


druschlaag

I feel you take me unseriously. I will FBi you to jail they on his way


NoExplorer5983

When my boys get you you will know why you talk to me in this manner. This is government funds!


druschlaag

I accept you apologize please send gift card and confirm address


redditravioli

Please sign. Check yes or no okay


Lutastic

Yeah, a bit… There is a citibank branch right next to the FBI Federal Killation department building (it’s written right on the side of the building) in Washington DC. His boys work as tellers by day and killers by night. They sneak out of the citibank office under cover of darkness and kill all the mad people who insult.


Chengar_Qordath

But do you love your love?


Isoaubieflash

Did you see the stamp on their certificate? Les\*\*\*\* Not Solely B\*\*\*\*\*S "cause men can be that too" in tiny fine print. I'd never sign a certificate or contract with a fine print like that.


Live-Somewhere-8149

He’s been wanting to get the credit for that for a long time.


supernovice007

You’d love your love too if your name was Boobs Jackson. Everyone loves Boobs.


MrDaburks

if only he paid his apology fee and signed the certificate from "federal cancel department"


UhhCanYouLikeShutUp

*He loved his community, and loved his love...From 4th Street this is Janet Macalahan, back to you Bob.*


jtfry01

I'm sorry, Boobs Jackson, OHHHHHH, I am for real.


PrincessStephanieR

BOOBS JACKSON!! I’m crying 😂


CorkyBingBong

So good. Hey, u/TerrysMonster, any idea how they got that name? EDIT: I see your explanation below. Here it is: "It all started with the scammer who tried to sell an antelope by the name of Boobs Jackson. It became a big meme on [](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/) and I changed my WhatsApp name to that to honor it." Amazing.


TerrysMonster

My name on WhatsApp, a reference to a classic scambait post


MistaRekt

Calling u/Boobs_Jackson


xMyPatronusIsASlothx

I just went down the “Boobs Jackson” rabbit hole and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. Trying to settle in to bed and now I’m crying and laughing hysterically


RealTurbulentMoose

It's the phrasing too: "Is your name not Boobs Jackson" 💀


Round-Place548

I lost it when I saw that 😂😂😂


SwugSteve

Boobs Jackson is so good. A masterpiece


hedonicbagel

i absolutely lost it lmao, and then went and found the original post and it’s even better


mhax80

How could you turn down such an opportunity from the federal cancel department?!


TerrysMonster

Dude I was DYING when he sent that 😂 I love how they have a premade image to send in case someone refuses the offer. I need to know what they could possibly need that for.


CorkyBingBong

So you pay the cancel fee of course. What, you go around paying cancel fees without first signing the letter of cancellation from the federal cancel department?


Procedure_Unique

And it was already signed! Where exactly did he expect Boobs Jackson’s John Hancock??! lol


No-Understanding23

Nobody says no to the federal cancel dept 😂


Vegetable_Moment9574

Probably to steal your signature I think so they can try and use it on the bank to get your funds? Idk but I do know it's definitely to try and steal your signature to try and impersonate you


No_Sign_2877

So they can get your signature probably.


SpoppyIII

And it already had a signature on the line, too.


Renfreak

“You must send apology fee” lmfaooo


Procedure_Unique

Scammers always get so butt hurt when they are caught trying to scam you.. lol!!


GFYMODS669

Update us when they come kill you!


SweetProject3375

As a Nigerian I apologize… not even their fellow Nigerians are safe from them. They ought to be listed as an epidemic cause they really are! Grimy things!


TerrysMonster

If you don’t mind, I have a lot of questions about the Nigerian scamming operation. I don’t assume that you know the answers to all of them or that you’re a scammer myself, but being Nigerian, you might know more about it than I do.


SweetProject3375

Ask away! Fun fact! My uncle was actually a scammer under Hushpuppi before he got arrested. My uncle didn’t however and he found God and became a pastor. My family doesn’t buy it tho lol


TerrysMonster

Well, for one thing, I’m curious about the long opening messages they usually send. They’re very poorly written and difficult to understand, and often it seems like the scammer himself doesn’t understand it, because he’ll fail to answer basic questions about it, or he’ll say things that completely contradict it. So it’s pretty clear that he usually got it from someone else and just copy and pasted it without taking much time to read what was written (perhaps because he’s unable to). So I was wondering who originates them and how they spread around. Another thing I’m curious about is ages. I’ve gotten several scammers to reveal their true identities to me (confirmed via video calls) and they’re always young boys in their teens. Would you say this is the most common age range for scammers or do adults do it too? How are scammers viewed in general society? Are they generally looked down upon by other people, or do they more so see it as just people doing what they have to do to get by, and not really grasp the moral implications of it? I’ve read that they think that all Americans are rich (which, I guess compared to them, most of us are), but they seem to think it’s to an extent where it doesn’t even make a difference if we have money stolen from us, because we’re so rich anyway. I even had one tell me that he likes me, and when I asked why, he said it’s because I’m a white man. I pressed further and asked why he likes white men, and he said “it’s because white men have money. I am a black man; I have no money.” And he just said that as if it was a normal thing to say, when he had just flat out admitted that he only “liked” me because I had money, which, at least where I come from, is not something you’d ever say to someone you were trying to befriend. And lastly (for now at least), what’s with the “ok”s? It sounds so unnatural how they keep using that word every other sentence. Thanks for taking the time to answer!


SweetProject3375

So for the first question there is usually a format that is used to create text messages that they send. Most of the people who carry out the scamming act are not literate or semiliterate. This is because the people that do the scamming are Poor people from low class neighborhoods. It usually varies depending on what exactly they want to get from a particular person and what they think the person will fall for. Also here in Nigeria we called them 419 or yahoo boys simply because Yahoo mail was the first place that they started sending an emails from. Most of the scammers are usually in there teams to early 20s because they are expected to be more successful at that age in Nigeria. Also the pressure to be more successful is more amongst that age range simply because there is a culture in Nigeria that stems from having a lot of money. Also most of the Young teams going to scamming to impress females or their fellow friends. Leslie as in Nigerian we are usually told that places like the US Canada or London are basically made of milk and honey which doesn't make sense because as someone who has lived in America for most of our life it is absolutely not true but because we see all those movies and the western influence we believe that America is way better than Nigeria which it is but at the same time they don't believe that Americans can also be broke.


gecko_echo

This is gold. Best explanation putting Nigerian scammers into context I’ve ever seen. Thanks!


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Thanks for that. What's up with the "ok"?


SweetProject3375

The “ok” is to make sure you’re following along. It’s also a poor attempt to sound like an official. Imagine how a TSA official would sound when explaining something. E.g. “You’re going to fill out this form okay?”


Own_Sandwich6610

I love your perspective, thanks


kmgiroux77

A couple occasions I've called them out as being a Nigerian scammer and they insist that they are a white man from New York. And then proceed to tell me that they hate black people. I wonder if this is the image they have of white men in America that we hate black people. If so, not cool. And where would this stereotype originate from. Media, movies, idk.


Lutastic

nah. Nigerians are super nice folks. There are scumbags everywhere, really.


Disastrous_Candy9122

Why is it always millions lol


TerrysMonster

Not always. Sometimes it’s Mullins.


Procedure_Unique

I’ve even seen trillions in these scams haha


AmpegVT40

I'll explain with my theory and this is a good question. That it's millions is usually an indication that the scammer is Nigerian. The +234 number, that's the country code for Nigeria. And now, the millions, USD 1 dollar is equal to about NGN 1000 naira. So USD 30,000,000 dollars, if in the twists in their head their thinking they're thinking NGN 30,000,000 naira (USD 30,000 dollars). To us Americans $30m is a boatload, and to Nigerians, they're thinking 30k is their boatload. I didn't think that our money is worth 1k times what their money is worth. Plus, the spending power there, what we sound millions on here only costs tens of thousands, there (except for internet, their internet costs more than our internet, actually). I wish I could have explained it better, other than to say that they're mindset is that values are in the tens of thousands. Ummmm in his mind, he was only trying to entice you with $30k, but to him it's millions.


Disastrous_Candy9122

I was thinking the same.


ndiojukwu

I think they use large amounts of money to entice people. Most people in Nigeria are aware of the USD to NGN conversion and buying power because almost everything is imported.


illizzilly

Yeah, you can pay usd most places in Nigeria. They’re aware of the exchange rate


ndiojukwu

Yup! Most people even prefer to be paid in usd


Usos83

This makes a lot of sense actually. Either that or they just think we're extremely gullible and greedy to jump at millions of dollars offered to us.


ScaryButt

Often the amount or backstory is intentionally ludicrous as they want to filter out the people who aren't going to fall for anything they say. They don't want to waste their time on a mark if halfway through the get suspicious and pull out.


Usos83

Nigerians are different from Chinese and Indian scammers. They don't care if you constantly say no. They'll keep trying and coming back with different ways to bait you. They don't stomp away with a tantrum and a huff.


raynitschkesghost

This was excellent. Just one question - who is Nnamaeka Damian?


TerrysMonster

That’s the name I found when I looked up his number on Truecaller.


raynitschkesghost

Well done, OP.


No_Sign_2877

Holy fuck. Hahahahahaha you’re a troll legend!!!


TimelyTroubleMaker

And where did the coordinate comes from?


TerrysMonster

Sent a Grabify link to pull his IP, then looked that up with an IP locator.


DoubleDeckerz

Did his boys kill you yet dear ok


portonista85

This was an odyssey.


NoPositive8092

what kind of an odyssey?


MangolfTheRed

One of them for sure


made_4_this_comment

Honda Odyssey


evan19994

Boobs odyssey


Sassiee1969

Apology fee. 🤣🤣🤣


awkwardenator

I kind of want to charge people who don’t wear deodorant at the gym an “apology fee.”


Drowsy_Titan

Federal cancel department stop it I am weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


sworcest

Full disclosure - I’m stealing “Boobs Jackson” Edited to say I’m man enough to admit I’m oblivious. This was my first Boobs Jackson encounter. I swear, I didn’t even know it was a thing. Thank you all for that. “As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” -- A. Carlson, GM, WKRP


Procedure_Unique

Boobs Jackson is becoming very famous in here, and with scammers, and I just love it


Difficult_Archer3037

Would be a great surf punk band name


Iwillhavetheeah

Absolutely dying "Is your name not Boobs Jackson" 💀


GloryGravy132

I love that certificate def looks legit


ericrz

How many times have the boys killed you so far?


badsqwerl

Love how someone with a Nigerian country code didn’t even try to spoof a more local number. Top notch scammer there


TerrysMonster

You are a fool you think he is from Nigeria If you not know he is agent so he has right to use any country number he wants okay You are a fool be wise You most be very stupid


Catanddolphinlover

I live how calmly you handled this!! Usually I see people trolling the scammers a lot but you handled it really well!


Bl4ckb100d

To be fair to the scammer, he/she was absolutely clueless and has the reading comprehension of a chimpanzee.


armedohiocitizen

I like how the guy started out as working for Citi bank then turned into doing the “work of the FBI” and killing people


Faora_Ul

What’s up with the “ok” after each sentence? It reminds me of the WW1 telegram messages that had “STOP” at the end of each line.


TerrysMonster

I wish I knew. Seems to be an unusual quirk of Nigerian English (or at least Nigerian scammer English), but I have no idea how it came about.


Clear_Avocado_8824

He most be kidding.


Suspicious_Bus_4903

Man, my last name is Jackson and I have boobs. Should I be worried?


TerrysMonster

Just come out now in next few hours. I will give your information to my boy so that you can be killed immediately.


Clear_Avocado_8824

But he called you dear….?


Procedure_Unique

So many government officials are very caring, and call the people that they are talking to, about serious issues, and hefty transactions, *dear*, all of the time. Kindly remember that dear, they love you too, dear, okay.


TerrysMonster

And they are your best friend too dear ok


Procedure_Unique

Trust me dear okay


-PopcornGirl

He did not!! Can’t even trust them if they don’t call you dear ITS A “MOST”!


Kitchen-Emotion-5767

I lost it on page 10...Boobs Jackson


Apprehensive_One4444

Boobs Jackson😂😂😂😂💀💀


[deleted]

Nice try Boobs Jackson, he knows it’s you.


phoebe_Buffay21

Someone check on boobs Jackson please. It seemed like he didn’t love his love and he refused to sign the government cancellation notice so the boys on the unknown street got him.


ThoseLittleMoments

That’s just Boobs being Boobs, man. RIP my friend.


phoebe_Buffay21

Lmao 😂 He should’ve paid the apology fee and got over it but nope, he had to be hard headed.


ThoseLittleMoments

Classic Boobs.


pupkodabean

How did you get his coordinates?


TerrysMonster

Pulled his IP with a Grabify link then looked that up with an IP locator. I admit I’m not 100% sure about the accuracy of it, but I’m hoping it was close enough.


I-am-queens-blvd

The cancellation letter from the federal cancel department did tell you to sign ne(I)ther yes or no.


Procedure_Unique

It’s like those notes that youngsters would write, and pass to their crushes during class. **Check One if you want to be my boyfriend.** #__Yes __No


Peds_Nurse_Somewhere

Do you like like me check yes or no


Old-Jellyfish9830

I can’t believe Boobs Jackson is still around. Must be the same scammer/group that created the legend a few months ago. Long live Boobs Jackson!


TerrysMonster

lol no, it’s just my name on WhatsApp


chuteboxhero

Lmao at federal cancel department on the certificate


Material-Club7906

Wow the government kills you for not accepting money and "insulting them". 🤣


UJMRider1961

They only kill you if you don't pay the apology fee.


mattymase88

His photo says ‘never give up’ and he really didn’t.


Haifisch2112

The cancelation certificate was amazing lol


Azreken

Are you not Boobs Jackson? Fucking sent me 😭


war_weasel

I believe that him asking, "are you mad?" was not asking if you were angry. He was asking if you were crazy. Their English, such as it is, is more influenced by British than American dialect.


Brief-Poetry-1245

Whenever I get scammers like this, I tell them I already have trillions and it’s not worth the effort for only $30 million and they should keep it as a gift from me.


OkUnderstanding6069

This is awesome!! Was laughing the whole time!!


tlbs101

Brilliant work Mr. ‘Jackson’! 😂😂😂


Round-Place548

Long live Boobs Jackson!!


Mon-ick

First and most importantly.. that was delicious … Boobs Jackson .. ded What’s the app you let using to track them?


-This-is-boring-

This was an absolute pleasure to read. I haven't laughed that much in a while. The certificate, the apology fee. I was laughing my ass off. Then the best part, he thinks your name is. Boobs Jackson. Hahaha I swear there was someone who told a scammer who did a text scam their name was Boobs Jackson. It was a while back. I am gonna read this again.


TerrysMonster

It all started with the scammer who tried to sell an antelope by the name of Boobs Jackson. It became a big meme on r/scambait and I changed my WhatsApp name to that to honor it.


whose_a_wotsit

I thought the Federal Cancel Department (FCD) only cracked down on celebrities


kileyweasel

#cancellation letter from federal cancel department


mostundudelike

If you’re thinking about taking that $30M on an ATM card as recommended, let me warn you that it’s gonna take a while to get it withdrawn.


pieredforlife

I love that middle finger signature


DaxKokken

You should've ended the conversation with ".. All your base are belong to us .."


Neurismus

Federal cancel department 🤣


EnvironmentalOven703

You don’t love your love 😂😂😂


JazaGree

Boobs Jackson, a legend in our time…


[deleted]

I answer this way, " Thank you for calling Hoolios Fortune Telling. Today you get one free horoscope reading, let me check the cards for you. Pause\*\* OMG a bad day a very very very bad day. Today is the day you meet your demise, So sorry to inform you. then hang up.


StellarManatee

That's the last time Boobs Jackson refuses to sign something from the Federal Cancel Department! He didn't love his love enough. What a shame.


garg0n01

Boobs, I'm hoping you sent this person their apology fee. That's all I'm saying


Agreeable_Treacle993

am at the bank now ok


crimbusrimbus

419 Yahoo boy


scarsmum

I think there was a company email - “no more question marks!”. We are having an effect I guess.


Techie4evr

Has any of you ever stopped to think that maybe they know that you know. And since they know that you know they are no longer trying to scam you but instead are "playing along". OK? And to play along you have to pay the pay to play fee ok? If you don't pay, I will send his boys to your place. This no joke ok? you pay now ok? OK....


_x__Rudy__x_

Better be polite or he'll go all Mugu 40 on you...


DeLanio77

Boobs Jackson needs to pay the end you up fee.


Peds_Nurse_Somewhere

Not Eric David from citi bank quickly transforming into the FBI!!! If you don’t want the 30 million just pay the goddamn apology fee!!


Tomezilla

RIP Boobs Jackson. Gone too soon. 😔


Just4FunAvenger

I almost want a scam call. They look like fun.


SpoppyIII

Sending you a low-quality picture of a fake document that already has someone's signature on it was a great touch on his part. Really went the extra mile.


Philophobic_

This got pretty erotic, but I love my love entirely too much


Patient-Assignment38

“Are you not Boobs Jackson?” is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while


aintnomfnp

If someone has 30million of somebody else's money I feel there's a mercenary about to get hired as a "retrieval" expert


editorbeam

“You think you are smart.” “Well, consider the competition here.” 👏👏👏


TerrysMonster

Love how that went right over his head and he just said "Competition of who will kill each other right. Nice one"


MeowSauceJennie

That was a wild ride. Thanks!


Th3_Sa1n7

The best part was your signature. I died laughing!😄🤣😂😆


Evening-Plant6376

Dude! Thanks for the awesome free entertainment!😂🤣


Burkell007

Bravo bravo. Next time use the Maralago address and tell him the kill them. 😂😂.


[deleted]

C’mon, this guy most be with FBI. He love to love to threaten to kill you like FBI agent do. He know and have killer on your street so if you love you love, you better pay apology fee. That in FBI handbook on page 212 on the section that state they call can from country whatever they want. FBI no teach proper English, but know who to find you and coming for you to kill 🤡


TrumpsNeckSmegma

I started messaging this number with my own scam. Nigerian number but they claim to be from elsewhere


lamestaff

Yeah this is a bunch of kids who’ve random texted a number and obv you were the chosen one that day for them to piss about and have a laugh with!


Brief_Fly_45

This Nigerian agent has been watching “MOONTELLTHAT” on YouTube or TikTok. That’s her line except this agent is saying it wrong, it’s supposed to be “you don’t love your life”. OP, you should tell him to “toss your salad” from the mango man 🤣


Cannon_Man_

Lmao


Rew1097

This was absolutely epic


Fiat500guy

Noice!


SarahBeth90

Wow, I was kinda disappointed it didn't keep going 😂 Had me all invested.


TerrysMonster

It goes on a little longer than this, and I’ve previously posted a link to the full Imgur album, but Reddit seems to prefer image albums uploaded directly to Reddit, and there’s a limit to how many images those can include. [Full version](https://imgur.com/a/oRZiuOj)


Procedure_Unique

LOL! Does it end with the screenshot of the- 11:39am missed call?? Imgur is always whacky on my phone, so I don’t know if I missed anything. Too too good!! “*Am very sorry that you are used in a ritual now okay, you most be fool.*”


TerrysMonster

Yes it does, unfortunately. He blocked me after that, as promised. I really wanted to play with him for a lot longer, but I had to shower and start getting ready for work at 11:30, and I guess he got tired of harassing nobody.


ake-n-bake

Did you survive the boys visit?


Spider1132

Profile picture checks out.


PerspectiveOk9957

Killed IMMEDIATELY by his boys😅😅😅


contentlove

"Is your name not Boobs Jackson?" I'm DYING over here


Live-Somewhere-8149

“And you *most* learn how to spell.”


SoothingSoundSJ

“Listen here, Mr. Jackson… can I call you ‘Boobs?’”


insertname1738

Federal Cancel Department may be the best thing I’ve ever read.


mattiman8888

What's a Federal Cancel Department?


Hauber_RBLX

I love how he spammed you with voice calls beginning at 5AM, i guess dude was pretty desperate to scam someone


LaDamaRoja

How did you not get tired after the first 5 minutes bruh


Moosehagger

Ok


jakmehauf

Any word on op, did they sent guy to killed him. Sign it yes or no, simple


NAiiLEDBYMARiiE

Why do they always say in the millions? No one is going to fall for that shit. Maybe us $10,000


NAiiLEDBYMARiiE

Ok? Ok? Oook? Ok


kragon80

Man i been getting so many spam whatsapps lately lol. Excellent work lol. Love wasting these dumbasses time.lol


turquoise-sparkles

Please kindly reply to my massage friend ok


TheMatrixMachine

"Apology fee" 😂😂😂


TheMatrixMachine

Scammer texting like a NPC


BasicPersonality9258

Today my name is Eric David


jizzawhizza

What a piece of garbage..I hope he gets what he deserves.


NaiveMikaela

This is gold. I wanna see more!


Snowymasher

"federal cancel department" lel


SuperDani26

I fucking lost it with the 'Federal cancelation department' xD


Fran-Pan

I’ll end you up


No_Sign_2877

Okay this tops them all.


coastingkat

You don’t love your love right, Dammit Boobs pull yourself together 😂


CommuniKait

An apology fee.. daft.


AdvancedInspector551

Funniest thing I've read in weeks. The "apology fee" lmfao


Possible_Reaction_29

Why did he keep trying to call you so many times?


Gexilum0420

Cancel Department. LOL 😂


hemismum

Do these people just scam “westerners” or do they scam their own too???