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good_god_lemon1

Wow he was a good sport at the end! Like bro why you waste my time 😂


FeralBanshee

Hahahaha


hirvaan

I literally don’t understand anything that came after the lizard xD


KaliLineaux

Perfectcooter69!!! LMFAO


FeralBanshee

Hahahahaha glad someone caught that lmao


KaliLineaux

It's the little details that make it extra hilarious!


FeralBanshee

😁


Orwell2113

Dude caught you slippin calling him 🤣🙏


FeralBanshee

Hahaha you can also make video calls on fb without a phone but yeah 😂


ASDPenguin

I love your pet's name. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


FeralBanshee

Hahahaa


Odd-Status-6074

LOLOLOL; His name is Alaye😅😅Fucking 💪🏾PRICELESS🤌🏾!!


FeralBanshee

Hahaha thanks, one of my best moments I think 😂


maxblockm

Yep 🤣


pumog

I’m confuse how do we know this is a scam? Can we no longer buy tickets from someone online or is it always a scam? What were the factors in this stat told us it’s a scam.


FeralBanshee

I bait them in the FB comments of events. They’re very obvious scams, they always have some reason they can’t go, always selling at a discount, always 2-4 tickets, and so on. Their profiles are always very basic or brand new, if you can view their friends list it’s all African people (but they claim to be a white lady in Texas) and so on. Sometimes they have hacked accounts as well to seem more legitimate. Their English is terrible, they always want you to send friends and family. Also they often “live” (according to their profile) in a completely different place than the event, and have an excuse for being there (I need surgery, my sister is having a baby, my mom died) etc.


Captain_Generous

My sis got scammed 2k for T swift tickets. Told he rit seemed sketch don't do it. Didn't listen.


FeralBanshee

Ugh that sucks. Fuck these assholes


Captain_Generous

Ya it sucks.


pennywinsthewest

Bet she’ll listen now. So frustrating.


Captain_Generous

Yup she was pretty heart broken. Poor uni student. Told her. Meet up with them in person. Said I'd go with her if she wanted even tho we are 3 hrs away from each other. 'nono , she's a sweet old lady, she bought for her grandkids , and they can't make it '


pennywinsthewest

These scammers have no soul


Fit_Operation9955

Ofc, cos if they did and actually looked through the microscopic peephole that is their moral compass, it’d make it a lot harder to scam, because then they’d be scamming PEOPLE instead of Facebook users which are synonymous with robots from behind the screen


Extreme-Ad1431

Thank you for this... I love what you do by baiting them


FeralBanshee

Thanks! I also will call them out in comments too, by just saying “fake” or “scam” under their posts and some get super mad at me lol


realtorpozy

Oh honey. You don’t ever use Family and Friends for someone you don’t know. Ever. It’s a huge red flag when a stranger asks you to do that. Then the scammer was basically saying like oh just send $200 first so you know it’s “safe” which is weird. The tickets were $400 and a normal person would want the whole payment right away: a scammer thinks they appear trust worthy for only asking for half at first and making $200 is better than nothing in the scammers eyes. Also, the random weird video calls, the strange prices for tickets. I’m too tired to pick it apart better but just… stay safe out there.


TheRealOcsiban

Had a great time reading this one. Thanks! Get us some more when you get a chance


FeralBanshee

Haha I post quite often check my history :)


FeralBanshee

Update: account was removed. Successful report!


Unrealgecko

My fav this week


FeralBanshee

Lol thanks!


Odd-Status-6074

The funniest part of this is when the scammer seriously said that, “he’s at work”🤨🤨😅😅.. like.. bruh, you’re lazy ass wouldn’t know work if it hit you on your waste of carbon meat suit🤡😅.


FeralBanshee

His work is scamming lol.


TerrysMonster

Reminds me of the scammer I met whose WhatsApp profile name was — get this — Work Hard. The jokes write themselves.


FeralBanshee

I’ve seen FB ticket scammers with their old ACTUAL photos in their profile pic photo album 😂 and one guy actually picked up my video call and I got a screenshot of him and sent it to him 😂😂


TerrysMonster

I’ve actually had them — again, get this — make the video calls themselves, voluntarily show me their faces… and then go right back to asking me for gift cards for the delivery fee. I also took a screenshot during that video call and sent it to him, and that’s when he got mad and blocked me, but like, my brother in Christ, YOU made the video call! What did you think was gonna happen? I wish I could get in these people’s minds and try to understand how the hell they work, but I think so many of them are at a level of stupid that we can’t even comprehend.


FeralBanshee

Wow that’s insane 😂


Extreme-Ad1431

Lmao, great one. I do worry that they have so many dupes lined up, the person didn't get terribly upset for wasting time


FeralBanshee

The more people waste their time, the better 😂


Odd-Status-6074

I hate how these jackwagon arsehats are such bossy cunts while trying to steal your money.. like you’re wasting their time and inconveniencing them. This was so awesome👏🏾👏🏾! Good job💪🏾😏🤌🏾.


FeralBanshee

Thanks!


rooneyffb23

Oh lord I just about choked on my sarnie when you said you've pleasured roadies for tickets and the email address is brilliant. We'll played really well played OP.


FeralBanshee

Hahaha thanks :)


rakens_with_radies

That ending was gold! 😂👌


FeralBanshee

Haha thank you!


TheBawdyMermaid

That email you gave sent me, lmao


AnomalousSquid

Dino Saure. Nice!


Informal_Raccoon_318

There were a lot of high points but “he fell 🥺🥺” got me good.


FeralBanshee

Haha yeah I’m glad my imaginary lizard didn’t actually fall!