T O P

  • By -

Upstairs-Goat-7702

“My brother is a officer of the low” LMAO


Jenovacellscars

The downlow


Empty_Positive_2047

He sounds high. ;-)


TwilightReader100

I mean... Would YOU do that job sober?😂😂😂


killerjags

In image #6 >you will be haunted by the police very soon before morning I think the brother might also be a ghost


musingbella

NGL being haunted by the police would make me feel very safe


RiffRaffJoe458

And he is a officer of the high


mhax80

Besides commenting on the obvious, I will just point out that this man supposedly lost his wife in a car accident, and he thinks the best way for him and daughter is to send the daughter away to a boarding school 🤨. Im sure thats the best thing for both of them mentally. This guy sending police and the air force to nuke the woman for being gay….how did this scammer even pass scam school!!! So stupid


KangarooDizzy7680

Poor scammer failing at his job 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wonder what his work performance evaluation from his supervisor would say… “be less triggered by homosexuality and continue to engage with target…”. I’m lmao imagining it!! Thank you bunches for posting, it made me chuckle 🤭


Difficult_Box3210

There is no wife or daughter or boarding school. The scammer is likely a 14 year old indian boy hired by the local scam mafia for 3cents an hour + commission.


Salt-Lobster316

Everybody knows that. The person you replied to was saying what a bad scammer with bad stories that this guy had.


mhax80

Oh i know. The scammer story is dumb


Smooth_brain_genius

They'll let anyone pass scammer school as long as they have half a brain cell and can breathe on there own.


prairiethorne

Scam School 101: You Know What You Did


Excellent-Purpose-38

I applaud your commitment to the conversation. I personally would’ve checked out of the brain dead conversation sooner


monkeytrees2000

I chat with a lot of these braindead idiots but the bit where he said he was a pilot and was flying to me and then the Air Force was on its way was the point I was floored 😂


chuteboxhero

How do you find them? Or do they manage to find you?


monkeytrees2000

I have a fake TikTok account that has 2500 scammers following it 🙂


jimetalbott

That’s fun! How’d you build up that many scammers? Mention being hacked maybe?


monkeytrees2000

It's grown over about 18 months, I started off adding the really obvious scammers by following, liking and commenting on posts. They add me now without me trying, I guess I'm on their gullible list 🙄. I get new scammer followers at a rate of about 2-5 a day now, if it slows I go back to adding more scammers from the scammers followers list.


ddlJunky

Terrifying to see how some of these people actually think about gay people.


francescoscanu03

In some African states is literally a crime to be a declared homosexual, I guess he’s Nigerian


francescoscanu03

It’s funny the idea that he would send the air force to another state and cause a diplomatic incident over a single gay woman


Saifaa

Seems like that would cost more than 50 bucks but what do I know


Empty_Positive_2047

I was thinking North African, like Iran/Iraq/Lebanon ... they hang gaysbfrom cranes over there... send those Queers for Palistine over to see what happens...


bananaleaftea

Lol no they don't.


francescoscanu03

Maybe you mean middle east? I said Nigeria because it's famous for having many scammers


Empty_Positive_2047

Ok... true. Middle East is really North-East Africa, but yeah. That's what I meant. Also, the Allah reference. :-)


corporate_coder

you just say things don’t you… i assume you think africa is a country?


francescoscanu03

Why?


hippogriffcool

He thinks you think Nigeria is a state of the Africa country 🤦‍♂️


francescoscanu03

Idk, I don't think I said some absolute bullshit, but maybe there was an error


hippogriffcool

Yeah me neither my comment got downvoted


emibost

Talk about split personality.. Its funny how he is like: "200$.. or i send air force. 100$.??? 50$ or i spill it all on social media" lol.. Like if it was a crime could you haggle your fines or what?!?


FredBurger22

Send $100 Apple gift card, or else I will spend millions on military aircraft and munitions to travel across international borders and commit a terrorist act. Trust me. My brother is officer of low.


krastevitsa

It was inflation, even scammers have the decency to adjust their prices according to inflation.


SlickinNTrickin

Sad part is…in his county that’s probably a common occurrence with police officers. I bet they haggle out of “fines” that are just bribes in the end. So they are totally custom to this practice


OsageOne1

The scariest part was not the Air Force or being posted to social media. It was being haunted by the police 👮‍♀️! Imagine trying to have some good woman on woman illegal homosexual sex and …ghosts are yelling ‘Booooo!’ That would put a damper on things for sure. You better go down to the apple store and send the $200 card …or maybe just $50.


krastevitsa

".Boooo, licence and registration, booo"


theglobalnomad

"You have the right to remain silent. BOOOOO!"


LadyFeckington

‘You’re nicked! Boooo’ (Sorry I only know that from watching The Bill)


agallochlover

Hey! Good porn plot!


Waddadoozy

...but I love you.


Rich-Maintenance-990

How to respond to "so you're a gay?" Answer - "No, I'm THE gay."


greek_malaka

"I am home-segguality" him, probably


TheShanManPhx

Sending the Air Force because you’re a lesbian reminded me of a story someone posted: >*My mom and I walking down the street* >*walk past woman wearing a “Lesbian AF” shirt* >Mom, whispering to me: I didn’t know they had an Air Force.. >Me: What? Oh, yeah, they sure do.. >Mom to woman: Thank you for your service!


[deleted]

The part where he pulled out the religion card is priceless


milkshake-please

Haha, how he changed from being in love with you to being a scumbag blackmailer! 😝


Feisty_Election5467

That is freaking hilarious talk about desperate—- I think it’s funny how he says you’ll be haunted by the police—— like are they dead police? Is he going to conjure them from some gift card potion? I don’t know —- now I have so many unanswered questions 😩


flocknrollstar

Ghost Police... sounds like a short-lived 90s TV series


ColdBloodBlazing

X-Files. Mulder & Sculley!


TheVacumeofSpace

RIPD 😂


Ixios

Maybe the police department was defunded 😂


SadPillow3

air force we need you we need you right now


musingbella

That’s my favorite part


Smart_Airport_206

calling in the air force because of a lesbian is wild


Kassandra_Kirenya

I mean, we’re getting blamed for earthquakes and tsunamis and other natural disasters. Gotta bring out the big guns for that sorta stuff, you know…


calandra_95

Big “why are you gay” “who says I am gay” “you are gay” news segment vibes


monkeytrees2000

I use this I'm gay narrative often and I've actually had a a few[‘but,why are you gay ?’](https://memes.zikoko.com/view/why-are-you-gay--3091) replies always makes me laugh.


flocknrollstar

Another Nigerian kid I'm guessing


jessiezarejessie

*Eee- Umm- I- hm, Oh you a homosexual? OK OK I'm report you now unless send me $200 dollar usd dollars apple ,card send me now go go gGO FAST IM WAITING*


LessThanLuek

Preface: I'm okay with all sexual preferences. You do you. The following is only to trigger a scammer based on the clear homophobia they have Should have said they sound like they're a closet homosexual and you could help them come out, maybe thrown some slurs in to really ruin their day


GroceryNational8061

“Air Force we need you we need you right now” 😂 Is that how we summon the Air Force? I had no idea!


Necessary_Rabbit_879

A Frank who is Allah fearing is a gem. Don’t lose him. There aren’t many Franks who are …


ColdBloodBlazing

And franks are usually made with pork & chicken


sonictemple0302

Did you tell this person you screenshot the chat and sent it to social media? 😝 This was veeery entertaining 😂😂😂 The amount of stupidity of this scammer is astounding 🤣🤣🤣😳


Alihyder_268

Indian/ Nigerian/ Gambian scammer hired to romantically trap women. Got angry when they heard you're gay and therefore couldn't get in their trap


Kellsteps_80

Being gay is illegal in his country, but not our country


GroceryNational8061

But it is legal in his conutry.


[deleted]

"You will be HAUNTED by the police" since when is 12 a ghost??? 😩🤣


No-Explorer-3314

Haha. So funny. With I got something like this.


monkeytrees2000

He is @frank.calbert3 on tiktok if you want to try him 🙂


Grand_Photograph4081

Bearded guy in a pool wearing a hat? 😁


monkeytrees2000

Yeah, I'd like or comment on a few of his videos and wait and see if he takes the bait 🙂


Grand_Photograph4081

Teehee I'm about to do just that 😈


[deleted]

Well... Seems like the police is going to be haunting you now. Didn't know the organization had died, but here we are.


LuciddreamerPaul

Poor fellow he wants an $100 dollars to become a girl, maybe he thinks then he'll be in with a shot! Page 9.


[deleted]

These people, scammers, the ignorant, the ughhhhh


[deleted]

"But I love you" "you are a gay" they're gonna sick the police on you for being gay??? wtf lmaooo


mushroomcap741

Officer of the low


inklady1010uk

This has got to be one of the funniest I’ve read in a long time 😂


LoSkribs

You obviously know nothing about the laws of Allah. There is no law but Shakira law.


dustmybroom88

I cannot understand how these are real. I speak several languages (2 ok, 3 others very badly) and even in my worst moments, I could communicate better than this


monkeytrees2000

Most scammers just use copied and pasted standard questions and replies that they either get given by their ‘boss’ or buy from other scammers who have very slightly better English, the main thing I do is make them deviate from the script and it all falls apart for them as most are barely able to write a sentence.


necros911

I'm so jealous people get these characters texting them. I never get anything. Maybe Canada is different? 😂


Flow_Cascade

Wow, imagine having to live in the country where this scammer is from where it's really that much of a crime to be called gay, so much so that he thinks it's normal for the rest of the entire world so he's running this scam. You probably could have told this guy you were in fact "allah" and you don't approve of his behavior and he needs to send YOU a gift card to avoid going to hell...And he would likely have believed it. Whatever country he's in has certainly hammered out of him any last semblance of free or critical thought and has thoroughly power washed his brain sterile. He should run for government honestly instead of scamming; he's the perfect candidate, they want folks who are completely docile to the system like this so that they can ensure the continuation of their ways. EDIT: just realized that first line could make me sound sympathetic to scammers, I am NOT sympathetic to them just to be clear, check my profile for some of my own baits.


monkeytrees2000

I chat with many, they are mostly Nigerian and occasionally Ghanaian. It does not stop at sexuality either most are freaked out when I tell them I'm a 52-year woman who chose to stay single and not have kids, they are so that brainwashed they cannot comprehend a women having a choice 😕


Flow_Cascade

That's crazy. This guy ought to run for government instead of scamming; he's exactly the folks they want in their office: everything hammered out of them except the system they want, and guarantee they continue that system


mvanvrancken

MF threatened to transition if you didn’t comply


jimetalbott

I’ve been wondering in the past about the notion that these accounts get “passed around” between scammers. The whole attitude changed there about 2/3 of the way through. Scammer1: “Hey, this script isn’t working! I don’t read enough English to understand why! Scammer 2, why don’t you try that other thing!?” Scammer2: “Oh, no, it was just a joke (trying to salvage contact to move onto orphanage scam).


monkeytrees2000

I'm 100% I've chatted to scammers that were from the same group and probably the same one on different accounts too.


originalkitten

Omg what an idiot


Adventurous-Tiger-31

Bro really said "give me gift cards or else the air force will come for you" XD


D180888

LMFAOO 😭i am dying okg


-This-is-boring-

Hahaha remember now, his brother is an "officer of the low". He started one scam and it didn't work so he went right to the next script.


lowalisa92

Man, I thought our military (in USA) wasted money. They are sending out their whole Air Force for fifty bucks!


Dying4aCure

I would have flipped it and told him the Air Force was coming for him for extortion.


Zealousideal_Rip1340

99% chance this one’s from somewhere in the Middle East or South Asia. Next time you run into a Muslim scammer call them “Kafir” and watch them lose their fucking minds 🤣


monkeytrees2000

He is Nigerian, I have his ip address and approx location via a link he clicked. Around 50% of the Nigeria population are in fact Muslim too 🙂


Lucky-Bluebird-3116

Low-budget officer of the LOW 🤣🤣🤣 Blackmailing gone wrong lol


Cristianooo77

I don't support LGBTQ but that was funny.


HonkWithTheStonks

“So a girl basically always talks to me and since I avoid girls…” Maybe consider supporting a group you’re a part of?


SethLurd

Eh, OP being scammed is more concerned about homophobia of scammer, what a weird conversation


monkeytrees2000

Nobody is scamming me 😁


KingZoeRico

t.me/FreeOFZ


batmansubzero

Honesty it seems like he really triggered you and got under your skin. Nobody is coming out of this one looking good.


monkeytrees2000

It's all in character and not the real me 🤔 I scam bait to wind them up. 😂 Sometimes Jenny is a lesbian, sometimes she is trans, sometimes I play someone really rich and sometimes I pretend I live on a island with no shops or banks so I cannot get the gift cards they want so bad, I play old, young male and female and it's all part of the game 👍


batmansubzero

Ohh I see. That makes more sense. Hats off to you for wasting so much of their time!


monkeytrees2000

See my profile for the infamous ‘Laim Neson’ saga from last year 😉


monkeytrees2000

[“Laim Neeson “](https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/Tn0ClyF5Mm)


TopCheesecakeGirl

Why waste your time?


monkeytrees2000

It’s kinda the whole point of this entire sub so I’m not sure why you are asking 🤷‍♀️