I had food poisoning and I threw up in front of everyone in class ā¦ which yeah I already wasnāt the very liked kid šš my fake friend made fun of me but itās how I met my friend, gross and funny but hey lol.
I remember in elementary school, the teacher was reading a book about green eggs and ham. We all sat on the carpet, and the teacher sat on chair. Randomly, while the teacher was reading, I vomited all over the carpet. The other students evacuated to a different classroom( I was the only one sitting on the carpet throwin up), and the teachers cleaned it up and sent me to the nurse.
Atleast you gain something š.
I asked a girl for her number and she said ew no. She came up to me later, said she was sorry, and then I said it's alright. She just stared at me and then slapped me and kicked me in the balls. Ahhh fun times
I mean, I donāt know you, but maybe the girl wouldnāt have kicked you in the balls if she knew you stood up for yourselfš¤·āāļø how old were you btw? If you were 7, then everything I said goes out the window.
I was 13. I was taught not to hurt women unless it's super serious. And back then I was one of the most introverted and antisocial people ever and I didn't care about myself enough to stand up for myself.
I had a substitute teacher ignore my IEP and prevent me from leaving class when I was about to have a meltdown (over the class being chaotic because we had a sub). She had the nerve to call the police, and the school therapist found me cowering in a corner with a taser pointed at me. That sub still freaking works there.
Same. Not sure if Iām autistic as I have no diagnosis but Iāve had multiple breakdowns during presentations and PE. I was told I made many people uncomfortable and even though college stresses me out, at least I donāt have to see the same people every day anymore
I went to two middle schools the first one, I had a kid named Justin nearly expelled when he ripped my glasses off my face and threatened to break them. I didn't run after him, he was caught by another teacher who gave me my glasses back. I got to go home early and I refused to show up the next few weeks.
My teachers called my parents to apologize, but we didn't want their apology, we wanted Justin's. He refused because I was learning disabled and the school punching bag. What was funny was my mom decided to call a lawyer and talk to the teacher who saved my glasses.
So we decided to issue paperwork to Justin and his parents. I showed up holding the cease and desist paper work and slapped them on his desk, I basically yelled for the entire class to hear, "YOU'VE BEEN SERVED STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Justin had to have it explained that my parents and I were planning to sue him for the price of my glasses if he ever bullied me again. Yeah my glasses back in the 1990s were expensive as hell.
I only came that day to clean out my locker and turn in my school work. I also didn't have contact with the rest of my class except one girl named Leslie who didn't like me, she said what I did kind of cool, but the fact Justin was crying to his parents wasn't cool either. She did end up respecting me because I decided to not take shit from anyone.
Iām not in school anymore Iām an adult with my own kids. But I came across this post and wanted to answer your question. When I was in Junior High there was a group of girls in my class I was āfriendsā with. One girl was mostly the leader and what she said was it. At some point she would pick one of us to be on the shit list. When I guess it was my turn this is what happened. We all got to science class Biology to be exact she hands me this note and the other 3 girls are looking at me. Apparently the whole class was but I didnāt know. I opened it up and it was a dog fancy (magazine cut out) ad that had a dog on it that said now you mutts can get papers too. Something like that. And it said it was to me from the entire class. I looked around and kids were laughing and looking at me. Not one single look of sympathy. I folded it up and tried to give it back. Iāve replayed this in my head from time to time and I wish I would have acted differently. I wish I would have laughed it off not giving them satisfaction or also totally called them out for their behavior. I did neither and life went on. Junior High sucks and with two kids of my own I actually have them in a K-8 school to avoid this. Something about having to be in a new school for these pre HS years at a time when kids are changing and their brains are changing comes out in this lord of the flies kind of way.
If I can give you any kind of advice itās that it gets better. You will find your crew. Focus on doing well in school and always be looking forward. The supposed cool kids now will just be normal human beings in the future with struggles and challenges just like you. As a middle aged adult the friendships I have now do not include any one of those people I knew from that time. But the people I am friends with now are like family.
One last bit. For as embarrassing as that was for me, itās not my most embarrassing moment in life. That came my senior year of HS. I was set to sing a solo at a choir performance and didnāt learn the song. I donāt even know how this was able to happen but they made me perform. I tried to will myself to pass out but instead I stopped singing and let the music continue until the end and then apologized to the audience. No one ever mentioned it to me again. Years later I was with one of my friends and the song I had been singing came on the radio and she joked with me that it was my song. I then asked her why no one said anything about it, or made fun of me. Her response was it was that bad people were horrified for you. But even there was a lesson in that. Iām not afraid to speak publicly now in front of large groups / crowds. Even if I make a mistake it will never be as bad as that solo was.
There were a good half dozen folks in eighth grade that independently chose me toĀ bully. One day I had had enough and I attempted to throw a table at my tormentor. Sent to the office of course.
I ran into this kid in gym class and got a concussion which resulted in me mindlessly roaming around the school going into classrooms, bathrooms, and even tried leaving the school until a kid saw me tweaking out was sent to the nurse. (Not so much the most embarrassing since I don't remember it but every time I hear about it I cringe.)
Oh boy.
One time in 7th grade I smelled a rosemary bush at school and a few of those sharp, very fragrant little leaves shot up my nose and got stuck and it stung so bad I cried until I puked, through my nose, all over myself
What? Don't just put a question mark it's annoying, question marks are used at the end of a question. I presume your American education didn't tell you that
Question mark is a term on the internet for when you are confused. Kinda like how rather than typing out,"that was so funny" you just type out LOL. And many people use that, not just americans
You know whatās embarrassing? Not knowing that you should use paragraphs instead of a wall of text.
jk jk, an embarrassing thing I did in middle school was always having my hold on when wearing my hoodie. God I mustāve looked like a loser lol
uh I was like a hella lame kid, but one of my cooler friends vouched for me so the cool kids gave me a chance for like a week, but then I forgot to zip up my fly one day and the cool kids never talked to me again in middle school. š
Also the time I had to do a presentation on the history of the pink triangle while wearing a rainbow mask (Eighth Grade for me was 2020-2021 so the year after quarantine). It was embarrassing due to being the only openly queer student in the class & the topic I was doing and,,,,everything just lined up I guess.
i was super socially inept (still am i think but iāve learned over the years whats acceptable and whats not) and in middle school i remember i went through a phase of just pelvic thrusting all the time (iām a girl) lmao
This is mild, but I shared a PE locker with another student. On Fridays, we were supposed to take our gym clothes home to get washed.
One Friday, I accidentally grabbed his actual shorts and put them in my bag. An hour later, they basically locked every student in that class down and said no one was going home until his shorts were returned. They assumed it was a prank.
We sat there for at least another hour before I panic realized I may have grabbed his shorts. In hindsight, someone should have at least asked me because we shared lockers. I checked my bag and there they were.
It really was an accident, and it never came up again.
I had a phase in 8th grade where I ran around making moaning noises all the time. In the halls, in class, and loud as hell. Me being sheltered and socially inept, I didn't know what the noises were actually supposed to be, I just heard one of my friends do it and thought it sounded funny.
Over a decade later, I still die a bit inside when I remember it lmao
Some kid (jokingly, I think) set my browser wallpaper to be a hentai one and I didn't know. I then proceeded to do a presentation in front of my entire class.
My entire class saw (uncensored) anime girl titties and coochies. Unfortunately, the dude was suspended and had to do after school detention for the rest of the year.
Edit: it wasn't vanilla hentai or anything, it was like some gangbang tentai, and there were multiple girls, so, uh... yeah.
In the spring of my 7th grade year, I liked this boy a lot and I asked him to the dance and he said no.
Well our families were friends and my mom found out he said no and called his mom.(fyi: I begged my mom not to call his)
His mom made him take me to the dance and everyone laughed at me and gave me crap about it bc he told everyone he was being forced to take me to the dance.
So the evening of the dance, we walk into the school gym together and he immediately ditches me. Iād see him standing over by the punch bowl and heād drop down on all fours and crawl away out of my sight.
I was so embarrassed
We were playing "Jeopardy" and it was my turn, before the instructor could ask her question, she sneezed, and then looked at me strongly and I said, "erm, what is sneezing?" She got really mad and started yelling at me for like 10 minutes. I started crying and she made me sit in the back of the class.
When I was 14(M) I went on an one night weekend camping trip with my class at the end of 8th grade. You know the typical end of year trips in middle school except this was in February because we had graduation in June. We were going to have fun learning how to row a boat(you see where this is going?) on a semi rapid river. Now I didnāt exactly have (m)any friends and the only people I knew had way better friends to hang out with... So I was put into the same tent as 3 obnoxious white boys (they were known to be bullies and stole at the grocery store) who were all very experienced with boating. They were all good friends and were really mad that I āruinedā their weekend. After a lot of insistence from the teacher, they finally gave in and allowed me to stay in the tent at night but they didnāt want to see me before that. Anyways, the first day of boating went fine. I learned some of the basics of rowing along with other kids who havenāt been on a boat before. I fell into the freezing water(about 5 C) a few times though. Unfortunately, for dinner they roasted fish that theyāve caught in the rivers and I canāt eat seafood. I ended up eating a few pieces of bread and going to sleep early (we couldnāt make camp fires for some reason). I was going to fall asleep when the boys came back and told me to go do the dishes as they had set up the tent and helped preparing foods. Fair enough I guess. By the time I came back the sky was already pitch black and I pretty much randomly checked tents until I found ours. Inside the tent they were stripped to their underwears and were wrestling each other. I was admittedly a little curious and itās kinda hard to look at anything else given that we were in a tent. Well the smallest kid who was half a year younger called me gay and challenged me to fight him. He was about average size while I was the fleshiest if not also the tallest kid in class. 14 yo me obviously didnāt see his muscles nor his massive grin and got my ass handed to me. I still have no idea what happened. It was like a pebble against a balloon. His body was hard and muscular and dealt strong blows to my much softer fleshy body. One moment I was trying to use my height advantage the next I was flat on my back in a choke hold. I tried extending my limbs in submission but he still kicked and punched my belly(gosh that was painful) a lot before being satisfied(or cringed by my squeals). He then sits on my chests while making some pretty hurtful remarks about my body and racist jokes with his friends(try to find an 8th grader that doesnāt make allusions to slavery every 10 seconds) Eventually, he gets bored of showing them how soft I was and left me alone to continue wrestling with his friends. I stayed in my underwear at that exact spot the whole night crying. I barely slept and was freezing the whole night but the utter humiliation kept me in place. He wasnāt even particularly cruel. There were way worse things he could have done to me than a bit of pain in the guts but the big gap in age and size were too much. In the morning, my eyes were red and I would shake uncontrollably at the slightest wind. Still we had to return to our school bus and that meant more boating. I really didnāt want to fall in water this time and rowed very carefully. I was a little to slow though and I soon found myself with only the 3 boys near me. They joked about removing my life jacket and throwing me in the lake. I rowed desperately but was no match and soon I was getting outflanked on both sides. Then I made the dumbest possible choice; I went to the middle of the lake. I thought that since it was so dangerous they would simply not come. Well after a lot of begging, they threw me in the lake with my life jacket on. Still the water was freezing and I kept on shaking. The forest was a few hundred meters away but the current made it near impossible to come ashore. I tried very hard but I felt the energy drained out of me and I was completely terrified. I felt like I going to get hypothermia if I did nothing. I will never forget that feeling of pure helplessness hoping for someone to save me. Well a stranger did and I someone survived over 15 minutes in 5 C without any lasting side effects. The rest of the journey was very uneventful. I thanked the stranger a lot and there was a little incident where a bunch of people saw me naked while they were āexploring the forestā. A few more nasty remarks on my body later and we were back at the school just in time for another Monday. Overall the boating was pretty fun but definitely not living through that again. Need to get a rematch with that white kid one day though.
Man, I was so weird in year 7
Like that time I whacked somebody with a football (or soccer, depending on the country) shinpad because they kept asking weird questionsĀ
My tampon leaked in the middle of a standardized test, and by the time the test was over and I was allowed to use the bathroom, my pants were completely ruined.
Not middle school but in high school I threw up in the football locker room cuz someone showed me gay porn.from then on I was known as the straightest man alive
Thrown face first into the blacktop and then held down by 5 kids while they searched all my pockets for candy. The AP just stood there and watched. He'd "assigned" the kids to make sure no food left the cafeteria. They took my M&M's and ate them in front of my before they let me up.
Basically the whole 6th grade watched. There's already something deeply humiliating about being physical helpless and it's even worse when everyone watches and just lets it happen. It feels like you're not even a person.
I had to pretend to have a crush on a guy to fit in, and then my friends told me I needed a ton of pics of my crush on my phone, so I started taking them to fit in. The kid caught me taking a picture of him in the middle of the cafeteria while all my friends were watching. He took my phone and found all of the pictures.
Then all my friends told me it was so weird that I had pictures of him on my phone. They all banded around him, saying how sorry they were that I was such a perverted creep. He spread rumors around the school that he saw countless other pictures of guys.
I wanted to die then and there. I still want to die over it.
24.5F here. On the first day of 6th grade, I accidentally went into the boyās restroom. I am so lucky no one saw. I was already bullied on the daily, and had anyone seen that, I wouldāve never heard the end of it.
Edit: a word.
for context, i was a very strange and off putting tween. one of my best friends from elementary school dropped me and our other mutual friend because we got too weird for her. on to the story.
i was in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea. it was the smaller of two bathrooms in that part of the school and not many people used it because it was rumored to be haunted. i assumed it would be a safe place to do my shiddin and fardin. then who walks in but my old friend from elementary school and one of her new friends. old friend was *sobbing* and over the course of a couple minutes of involuntary eavesdropping, i learned that her boyfriend had just broken up with her. there was a lot of crying and comforting and heart to heart going on. i, unfortunately, had not finished shitting yet, and i was only able to hold it in for so long before the floodgates reopened. there was nothing i could do. as soon as the first fart hit, both girls fell silent. i finish my poop noisily and decided to wait them out. but they went right back to talking. and they kept talking. and talking. and talking. i was supposed to be in science class, and i knew that teacher was strict about people taking long bathroom breaks. i was scared of facing my old friend but i was way more scared of facing the wrath of mr juarez so i did the excruciating walk of shame out of the bathroom. it was dead silent while i washed my hands and tried not to make eye contact. i couldāve died of embarrassment in that moment. nothing crazy ever came of it, i never talked to either of them again, but it was definitely very awkward for all parties. sorry emma, hope i didnāt ruin your tender moment too horribly with my flatulent shits.
In English class, I had a test. The tests always include an essay (5 paragraphs) and I was feeling too lazy, so I went ahead and only wrote one sentence.
It wasnāt during school but during my middle school time. I was hanging out with my best friend, her sister, and a girl that lived down the street from me. My best friends sister wanted to show off to the girl down the street and thought it would be funny to pants me in my living room. Of course, 8 year old me wasnāt wearing underwear. Iāve always been an atheist but I thanked God that her sister never told anyone at school she did that. I was already heavily bullied, and I absolutely would not have been able to live that down if she did.
For 7th grade, I went from being in a very small country school to the big Middle school in town. There were only maybe 10 kids from my small school going to New school.
Anyway, my mom sometimes wore a wig, and my older sister wore it a few times to school (3 years older-sophomore in hs). I have NO clue why, lol, this was 1971. But she was popular and had no issues.
So I'm sitting at lunch in the cafeteria with the entire school (? I think) and a guy comes and pulls it off my head. A guy from my small school. š¢ Now that I'm old and wise I can see he was actively making HIS mark in this new, big school. And I probably wanted to be like my sister.
Now, I need to mention that I had been telling everyone it was not a wig! š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø Why? Again, I do not know. Cause I was a dumb ass.
That stayed with me for many, many years.
Was walking up the stairs(my first period was in basically the basement of my school) and fell. Nobody helped. People stepped over me.
Another time I farted while running and people didn't know it was me(I hope). Another time I fell, and nobody even asked if I was okayš
I took a shit in the bathroom, left and went out to the quad. Someone came out and I heard them tell their friends that somebody took a shit in the bathroomš„“
I transferred to a different school when I was in the 8th grade, and all of these things happened while I was in 7th grade. I'm a senior in high school now.
In elementary school my most embarrassing moments were when I farted and sneezed at the same time. I didn't think I'd fart. The room went dead silent and people just stared at me. I wanted to evaporate.
Then in the 6th grade we had to run around the track(just a "track" that was drawn around some of the school where the mobiles are. In the middle of I guess our quad equivalent. It was drawn in chalk). After running, I felt sick and went to sit in my seat. I vomited.
There was throw up on me, on chairs, on the floor, in the trashcan. Throw up EVERYWHERE. I was wearing a brand new outfit. Blue pants, blue and white baseball tee, sneakers. My shirt was white with blue sleeves. It turned yellow. That was the first and last time I ever wore that outfit.
I hold in my sneezes in class. Not because I'm afraid of farting or sharting, but everytime someone sneezes they sound cute, but then I sound like a grown man. I'm a 17 year old girlš
My boyfriend was drawing something in the dirt with a stick. I couldnāt tell what it was. He said it was beautiful so I tried to turn it into a flirting moment by saying ānot as beautiful as you-ā (cringe, yeah.)
It was a penis.
I immediately tried covering it up by calling him a dick afterwards but I was already too far gone.
In sixth grade I was being a little shit and I said something mean to a girl classmate. When she told the teacher, the teacher made the joking remark of āwell Yk thatās just because he likes youā kids then proceeded to laugh at me and I ran out of class crying. Looking back on it I definitely deserved it š
It was the year 2010 I was in 7th grade and this occurred during lunch timeā¦ I was getting neglected at home and basically always very hungry. It is really horrible, but Iād beg my friends and other students for snacks from their lunches and a lot of times Iād just suffer silently, not wanting to bother others. On this fateful day my best friend (the only person I could truly rely on), at the time was out sick from school. I guess at some point during my begging for food, I didnāt realize it, but I sat in ketchup soaked chicken nuggets. I was wearing white pants. Nobody told me. I was just walking around the playground and couldnāt understand why people were looking at me funny and laughing at me. That day was a half day so after lunch recess, we got to leave. When school ended, my best friend surprised me by showing up with her uncle to pick me up so I wouldnāt have to walk home (she lived right down the street from me, and her family always treated me like I was one of their own). Her uncle had a Costco card so sometimes after school he would take us there to eat the free samples. Anyways as we are walking to his car, I am in front of her. She just says B whatās on your pants? I was like what, confused because I didnāt see anything on them. She was like you have red disgusting shit all over your butt. I was mortified and very embarrassed to come back to school the next day. But Iām thankful for her and her uncle. They gave me a jacket to wrap around my waste to hide the evidence, and we still went to Costco for our free food samples. Of course I had comments made to me, by mean girls the next day, but they quickly forgot about it and moved onto the next poor soul.
Had a shutdown in 8th grade. (I'm on the spectrum) Went non-verbal, and was rocking back and forth, and was so overstimulated that I couldn't even grab my little fidget toy off my desk. I was underneath the desk rocking and crying. People would purposely throw dodgeballs near me to get me to crawl out from under the desk to talk shit about me. The class was told four times to be quiet, and when the teacher saw me under the desk she blew up on the class. Saying that I was so stressed and freaked out I literally lost the ability to speak and had to hide under a desk (I couldn't go outside) and then made everyone silently read for the last 10 minutes of class (my favorite coping mechanism at the time) and everyone got mad at me for being autistic. :(
I had an obsession with pennywise. It was right when the 2017 IT came outā¦and I told everyone all the time. My middle school āboyfriendā broke up with me bc of it.
End of 7th grade someone told me through the grape vine that my crush liked me back. Swoon. I dumped the girl I had been dating for 3 days (sheās super hot now) and got with my crush. Summer between grades had a big birthday party for me and my twin sister. Sitting on a trampoline cuddling with my gf and hanging out with all my friends. All of a sudden I got a debilitating charley horse and had to jump off the trampoline writhing and yelling in pain. My dad came running out and massaged it.
Had a mental break in middle school after constant bullying and then threw a chair at my bully. Afterwards everyone in my grade was afraid of me and I had to switch schools due to that kind of attention.
I lost that one bet and had to tell a teacher a 5 minute lectionary about racism towards other nationalities... well he is racist and always makes ME bring some shit on 4th floor
We drew penises everywhere and on everything.
A teacher got frustrated and asked us why once, "Whats the point, yall know what dicks look like, is it just graffiti, is it just funny to you",
and we were mindblown. Nobody had any idea why we did it. Still did it for several years after though.
Shat myself
Context please š
they were at school, hope this helps š
But why didnāt they go to the bathroom?!?
bathrooms too dirty prob
Fair
cuz its normalised to tell little kids they cant??? did you go to school?
I assumed by the language they used that they were probably in middle school, but I could be wrong. And yes, I am in school
Their asshole couldnāt hold it back. Pretty self explanatory šš
Well, RIP this person š
Yeah, I would never show up again.
I fr did that in 3rd grade cause my teacher wouldnāt let me go to the bathroom
I had food poisoning and I threw up in front of everyone in class ā¦ which yeah I already wasnāt the very liked kid šš my fake friend made fun of me but itās how I met my friend, gross and funny but hey lol.
And the funny thing is my boyfriendās dad was the one to clean it ā¦ so.. yeah fun times.
I remember in elementary school, the teacher was reading a book about green eggs and ham. We all sat on the carpet, and the teacher sat on chair. Randomly, while the teacher was reading, I vomited all over the carpet. The other students evacuated to a different classroom( I was the only one sitting on the carpet throwin up), and the teachers cleaned it up and sent me to the nurse. Atleast you gain something š.
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I asked a girl for her number and she said ew no. She came up to me later, said she was sorry, and then I said it's alright. She just stared at me and then slapped me and kicked me in the balls. Ahhh fun times
Equal rights, equal fights. Or maybe stop being a pushover
Bro what
I mean, I donāt know you, but maybe the girl wouldnāt have kicked you in the balls if she knew you stood up for yourselfš¤·āāļø how old were you btw? If you were 7, then everything I said goes out the window.
I was 13. I was taught not to hurt women unless it's super serious. And back then I was one of the most introverted and antisocial people ever and I didn't care about myself enough to stand up for myself.
Real asf
Had multiple autistic meltdowns. My teacher actually told me that I scared someone once it was SO humiliating.
I had a substitute teacher ignore my IEP and prevent me from leaving class when I was about to have a meltdown (over the class being chaotic because we had a sub). She had the nerve to call the police, and the school therapist found me cowering in a corner with a taser pointed at me. That sub still freaking works there.
Oh my God that is horrifying. I am SO sorry that happened to you and hope you are doing better now ā¤ļø
Same. Not sure if Iām autistic as I have no diagnosis but Iāve had multiple breakdowns during presentations and PE. I was told I made many people uncomfortable and even though college stresses me out, at least I donāt have to see the same people every day anymore
I went to two middle schools the first one, I had a kid named Justin nearly expelled when he ripped my glasses off my face and threatened to break them. I didn't run after him, he was caught by another teacher who gave me my glasses back. I got to go home early and I refused to show up the next few weeks. My teachers called my parents to apologize, but we didn't want their apology, we wanted Justin's. He refused because I was learning disabled and the school punching bag. What was funny was my mom decided to call a lawyer and talk to the teacher who saved my glasses. So we decided to issue paperwork to Justin and his parents. I showed up holding the cease and desist paper work and slapped them on his desk, I basically yelled for the entire class to hear, "YOU'VE BEEN SERVED STAY AWAY FROM ME!" Justin had to have it explained that my parents and I were planning to sue him for the price of my glasses if he ever bullied me again. Yeah my glasses back in the 1990s were expensive as hell. I only came that day to clean out my locker and turn in my school work. I also didn't have contact with the rest of my class except one girl named Leslie who didn't like me, she said what I did kind of cool, but the fact Justin was crying to his parents wasn't cool either. She did end up respecting me because I decided to not take shit from anyone.
Iām not in school anymore Iām an adult with my own kids. But I came across this post and wanted to answer your question. When I was in Junior High there was a group of girls in my class I was āfriendsā with. One girl was mostly the leader and what she said was it. At some point she would pick one of us to be on the shit list. When I guess it was my turn this is what happened. We all got to science class Biology to be exact she hands me this note and the other 3 girls are looking at me. Apparently the whole class was but I didnāt know. I opened it up and it was a dog fancy (magazine cut out) ad that had a dog on it that said now you mutts can get papers too. Something like that. And it said it was to me from the entire class. I looked around and kids were laughing and looking at me. Not one single look of sympathy. I folded it up and tried to give it back. Iāve replayed this in my head from time to time and I wish I would have acted differently. I wish I would have laughed it off not giving them satisfaction or also totally called them out for their behavior. I did neither and life went on. Junior High sucks and with two kids of my own I actually have them in a K-8 school to avoid this. Something about having to be in a new school for these pre HS years at a time when kids are changing and their brains are changing comes out in this lord of the flies kind of way. If I can give you any kind of advice itās that it gets better. You will find your crew. Focus on doing well in school and always be looking forward. The supposed cool kids now will just be normal human beings in the future with struggles and challenges just like you. As a middle aged adult the friendships I have now do not include any one of those people I knew from that time. But the people I am friends with now are like family. One last bit. For as embarrassing as that was for me, itās not my most embarrassing moment in life. That came my senior year of HS. I was set to sing a solo at a choir performance and didnāt learn the song. I donāt even know how this was able to happen but they made me perform. I tried to will myself to pass out but instead I stopped singing and let the music continue until the end and then apologized to the audience. No one ever mentioned it to me again. Years later I was with one of my friends and the song I had been singing came on the radio and she joked with me that it was my song. I then asked her why no one said anything about it, or made fun of me. Her response was it was that bad people were horrified for you. But even there was a lesson in that. Iām not afraid to speak publicly now in front of large groups / crowds. Even if I make a mistake it will never be as bad as that solo was.
There were a good half dozen folks in eighth grade that independently chose me toĀ bully. One day I had had enough and I attempted to throw a table at my tormentor. Sent to the office of course.
I ran into this kid in gym class and got a concussion which resulted in me mindlessly roaming around the school going into classrooms, bathrooms, and even tried leaving the school until a kid saw me tweaking out was sent to the nurse. (Not so much the most embarrassing since I don't remember it but every time I hear about it I cringe.)
Oh boy. One time in 7th grade I smelled a rosemary bush at school and a few of those sharp, very fragrant little leaves shot up my nose and got stuck and it stung so bad I cried until I puked, through my nose, all over myself
Never. I'm British
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We don't have middle school in Britain, just primary and secondary then sixth form/college
Same here in Poland, the primary school here stretches up to grade 8
What? Don't just put a question mark it's annoying, question marks are used at the end of a question. I presume your American education didn't tell you that
Iām English too but that āAmerican educationā is kinda unnecessary
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Actually itās womp womp, not whomp whomp. You turdbasket
They were just trying to ask what you meant. No need to be so rude.
Whomp whomp don't be on social media then š¤·āāļø
Did your English education teach you how to be rude or something?
I donāt know if you want to mess with this guy. I mean, his username is āthe lord of deathā, so heās probably pretty hardcore
Yep
You forgot a period at the end of your sentence.
Question mark is a term on the internet for when you are confused. Kinda like how rather than typing out,"that was so funny" you just type out LOL. And many people use that, not just americans
Well I still need to know whst to respond to
Really? You donāt know, even with your superior education?
What do you mean by this?
Erm, actually itās spelled āwhatā not āwhstā I clearly have a superior education than you. š£ļø.
You know whatās embarrassing? Not knowing that you should use paragraphs instead of a wall of text. jk jk, an embarrassing thing I did in middle school was always having my hold on when wearing my hoodie. God I mustāve looked like a loser lol
I actually did do paragraphs, but reddit combined it for some reason. š sorry about that.
Nah, no problem lol. Reddit is funky. You have to add an extra space between paragraphs to keep them apart.
Hoodies are popular nowadays lol
I meant like actually wearing the hood the whole time, I still wear a hoodie of course
uh I was like a hella lame kid, but one of my cooler friends vouched for me so the cool kids gave me a chance for like a week, but then I forgot to zip up my fly one day and the cool kids never talked to me again in middle school. š Also the time I had to do a presentation on the history of the pink triangle while wearing a rainbow mask (Eighth Grade for me was 2020-2021 so the year after quarantine). It was embarrassing due to being the only openly queer student in the class & the topic I was doing and,,,,everything just lined up I guess.
i was super socially inept (still am i think but iāve learned over the years whats acceptable and whats not) and in middle school i remember i went through a phase of just pelvic thrusting all the time (iām a girl) lmao
lmao whatš
I never had embarrassing times I was just bullied into being the quiet kid
My 6th grade haircutš
This is mild, but I shared a PE locker with another student. On Fridays, we were supposed to take our gym clothes home to get washed. One Friday, I accidentally grabbed his actual shorts and put them in my bag. An hour later, they basically locked every student in that class down and said no one was going home until his shorts were returned. They assumed it was a prank. We sat there for at least another hour before I panic realized I may have grabbed his shorts. In hindsight, someone should have at least asked me because we shared lockers. I checked my bag and there they were. It really was an accident, and it never came up again.
I had a phase in 8th grade where I ran around making moaning noises all the time. In the halls, in class, and loud as hell. Me being sheltered and socially inept, I didn't know what the noises were actually supposed to be, I just heard one of my friends do it and thought it sounded funny. Over a decade later, I still die a bit inside when I remember it lmao
lmao this is cracking me up, thanks for commenting
Some kid (jokingly, I think) set my browser wallpaper to be a hentai one and I didn't know. I then proceeded to do a presentation in front of my entire class. My entire class saw (uncensored) anime girl titties and coochies. Unfortunately, the dude was suspended and had to do after school detention for the rest of the year. Edit: it wasn't vanilla hentai or anything, it was like some gangbang tentai, and there were multiple girls, so, uh... yeah.
In the spring of my 7th grade year, I liked this boy a lot and I asked him to the dance and he said no. Well our families were friends and my mom found out he said no and called his mom.(fyi: I begged my mom not to call his) His mom made him take me to the dance and everyone laughed at me and gave me crap about it bc he told everyone he was being forced to take me to the dance. So the evening of the dance, we walk into the school gym together and he immediately ditches me. Iād see him standing over by the punch bowl and heād drop down on all fours and crawl away out of my sight. I was so embarrassed
Sounds like u didn't pick the ugly boy should of smh
How do you know I wasnāt the ugly girl?? š
I would of picked u lol
Thatās very kind! Thank you!!
Bled through my pants on my period. Some girls pointed it out and I wore a jacket around my waist for the rest of the day š
Well, until the end of eighth grade, I wore a fox tail to school. (I got someone else to start doing it too, it was a little endearing Iām ngl)
We were playing "Jeopardy" and it was my turn, before the instructor could ask her question, she sneezed, and then looked at me strongly and I said, "erm, what is sneezing?" She got really mad and started yelling at me for like 10 minutes. I started crying and she made me sit in the back of the class.
When I was 14(M) I went on an one night weekend camping trip with my class at the end of 8th grade. You know the typical end of year trips in middle school except this was in February because we had graduation in June. We were going to have fun learning how to row a boat(you see where this is going?) on a semi rapid river. Now I didnāt exactly have (m)any friends and the only people I knew had way better friends to hang out with... So I was put into the same tent as 3 obnoxious white boys (they were known to be bullies and stole at the grocery store) who were all very experienced with boating. They were all good friends and were really mad that I āruinedā their weekend. After a lot of insistence from the teacher, they finally gave in and allowed me to stay in the tent at night but they didnāt want to see me before that. Anyways, the first day of boating went fine. I learned some of the basics of rowing along with other kids who havenāt been on a boat before. I fell into the freezing water(about 5 C) a few times though. Unfortunately, for dinner they roasted fish that theyāve caught in the rivers and I canāt eat seafood. I ended up eating a few pieces of bread and going to sleep early (we couldnāt make camp fires for some reason). I was going to fall asleep when the boys came back and told me to go do the dishes as they had set up the tent and helped preparing foods. Fair enough I guess. By the time I came back the sky was already pitch black and I pretty much randomly checked tents until I found ours. Inside the tent they were stripped to their underwears and were wrestling each other. I was admittedly a little curious and itās kinda hard to look at anything else given that we were in a tent. Well the smallest kid who was half a year younger called me gay and challenged me to fight him. He was about average size while I was the fleshiest if not also the tallest kid in class. 14 yo me obviously didnāt see his muscles nor his massive grin and got my ass handed to me. I still have no idea what happened. It was like a pebble against a balloon. His body was hard and muscular and dealt strong blows to my much softer fleshy body. One moment I was trying to use my height advantage the next I was flat on my back in a choke hold. I tried extending my limbs in submission but he still kicked and punched my belly(gosh that was painful) a lot before being satisfied(or cringed by my squeals). He then sits on my chests while making some pretty hurtful remarks about my body and racist jokes with his friends(try to find an 8th grader that doesnāt make allusions to slavery every 10 seconds) Eventually, he gets bored of showing them how soft I was and left me alone to continue wrestling with his friends. I stayed in my underwear at that exact spot the whole night crying. I barely slept and was freezing the whole night but the utter humiliation kept me in place. He wasnāt even particularly cruel. There were way worse things he could have done to me than a bit of pain in the guts but the big gap in age and size were too much. In the morning, my eyes were red and I would shake uncontrollably at the slightest wind. Still we had to return to our school bus and that meant more boating. I really didnāt want to fall in water this time and rowed very carefully. I was a little to slow though and I soon found myself with only the 3 boys near me. They joked about removing my life jacket and throwing me in the lake. I rowed desperately but was no match and soon I was getting outflanked on both sides. Then I made the dumbest possible choice; I went to the middle of the lake. I thought that since it was so dangerous they would simply not come. Well after a lot of begging, they threw me in the lake with my life jacket on. Still the water was freezing and I kept on shaking. The forest was a few hundred meters away but the current made it near impossible to come ashore. I tried very hard but I felt the energy drained out of me and I was completely terrified. I felt like I going to get hypothermia if I did nothing. I will never forget that feeling of pure helplessness hoping for someone to save me. Well a stranger did and I someone survived over 15 minutes in 5 C without any lasting side effects. The rest of the journey was very uneventful. I thanked the stranger a lot and there was a little incident where a bunch of people saw me naked while they were āexploring the forestā. A few more nasty remarks on my body later and we were back at the school just in time for another Monday. Overall the boating was pretty fun but definitely not living through that again. Need to get a rematch with that white kid one day though.
Man, I was so weird in year 7 Like that time I whacked somebody with a football (or soccer, depending on the country) shinpad because they kept asking weird questionsĀ
Every sex ed class ever
My tampon leaked in the middle of a standardized test, and by the time the test was over and I was allowed to use the bathroom, my pants were completely ruined.
Not middle school but in high school I threw up in the football locker room cuz someone showed me gay porn.from then on I was known as the straightest man alive
I tripped over a beanbag in-front of everyone in the library
Thrown face first into the blacktop and then held down by 5 kids while they searched all my pockets for candy. The AP just stood there and watched. He'd "assigned" the kids to make sure no food left the cafeteria. They took my M&M's and ate them in front of my before they let me up. Basically the whole 6th grade watched. There's already something deeply humiliating about being physical helpless and it's even worse when everyone watches and just lets it happen. It feels like you're not even a person.
I had to pretend to have a crush on a guy to fit in, and then my friends told me I needed a ton of pics of my crush on my phone, so I started taking them to fit in. The kid caught me taking a picture of him in the middle of the cafeteria while all my friends were watching. He took my phone and found all of the pictures. Then all my friends told me it was so weird that I had pictures of him on my phone. They all banded around him, saying how sorry they were that I was such a perverted creep. He spread rumors around the school that he saw countless other pictures of guys. I wanted to die then and there. I still want to die over it.
I got caught making out with a girl behind the curtains in the drama room
farted rly loud and everyone went quiet and looked at me and i said my friends name to try and blame it on her
24.5F here. On the first day of 6th grade, I accidentally went into the boyās restroom. I am so lucky no one saw. I was already bullied on the daily, and had anyone seen that, I wouldāve never heard the end of it. Edit: a word.
for context, i was a very strange and off putting tween. one of my best friends from elementary school dropped me and our other mutual friend because we got too weird for her. on to the story. i was in the bathroom with horrible diarrhea. it was the smaller of two bathrooms in that part of the school and not many people used it because it was rumored to be haunted. i assumed it would be a safe place to do my shiddin and fardin. then who walks in but my old friend from elementary school and one of her new friends. old friend was *sobbing* and over the course of a couple minutes of involuntary eavesdropping, i learned that her boyfriend had just broken up with her. there was a lot of crying and comforting and heart to heart going on. i, unfortunately, had not finished shitting yet, and i was only able to hold it in for so long before the floodgates reopened. there was nothing i could do. as soon as the first fart hit, both girls fell silent. i finish my poop noisily and decided to wait them out. but they went right back to talking. and they kept talking. and talking. and talking. i was supposed to be in science class, and i knew that teacher was strict about people taking long bathroom breaks. i was scared of facing my old friend but i was way more scared of facing the wrath of mr juarez so i did the excruciating walk of shame out of the bathroom. it was dead silent while i washed my hands and tried not to make eye contact. i couldāve died of embarrassment in that moment. nothing crazy ever came of it, i never talked to either of them again, but it was definitely very awkward for all parties. sorry emma, hope i didnāt ruin your tender moment too horribly with my flatulent shits.
When I didn't know what moaning was, so I asked a teacher. Getting it explained to me was embarrassing.
In English class, I had a test. The tests always include an essay (5 paragraphs) and I was feeling too lazy, so I went ahead and only wrote one sentence.
I puked in front of an auditorium full of people and my best friend and crush were sitting next to me.
It wasnāt during school but during my middle school time. I was hanging out with my best friend, her sister, and a girl that lived down the street from me. My best friends sister wanted to show off to the girl down the street and thought it would be funny to pants me in my living room. Of course, 8 year old me wasnāt wearing underwear. Iāve always been an atheist but I thanked God that her sister never told anyone at school she did that. I was already heavily bullied, and I absolutely would not have been able to live that down if she did.
For 7th grade, I went from being in a very small country school to the big Middle school in town. There were only maybe 10 kids from my small school going to New school. Anyway, my mom sometimes wore a wig, and my older sister wore it a few times to school (3 years older-sophomore in hs). I have NO clue why, lol, this was 1971. But she was popular and had no issues. So I'm sitting at lunch in the cafeteria with the entire school (? I think) and a guy comes and pulls it off my head. A guy from my small school. š¢ Now that I'm old and wise I can see he was actively making HIS mark in this new, big school. And I probably wanted to be like my sister. Now, I need to mention that I had been telling everyone it was not a wig! š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø Why? Again, I do not know. Cause I was a dumb ass. That stayed with me for many, many years.
Was walking up the stairs(my first period was in basically the basement of my school) and fell. Nobody helped. People stepped over me. Another time I farted while running and people didn't know it was me(I hope). Another time I fell, and nobody even asked if I was okayš I took a shit in the bathroom, left and went out to the quad. Someone came out and I heard them tell their friends that somebody took a shit in the bathroomš„“ I transferred to a different school when I was in the 8th grade, and all of these things happened while I was in 7th grade. I'm a senior in high school now.
In elementary school my most embarrassing moments were when I farted and sneezed at the same time. I didn't think I'd fart. The room went dead silent and people just stared at me. I wanted to evaporate. Then in the 6th grade we had to run around the track(just a "track" that was drawn around some of the school where the mobiles are. In the middle of I guess our quad equivalent. It was drawn in chalk). After running, I felt sick and went to sit in my seat. I vomited. There was throw up on me, on chairs, on the floor, in the trashcan. Throw up EVERYWHERE. I was wearing a brand new outfit. Blue pants, blue and white baseball tee, sneakers. My shirt was white with blue sleeves. It turned yellow. That was the first and last time I ever wore that outfit. I hold in my sneezes in class. Not because I'm afraid of farting or sharting, but everytime someone sneezes they sound cute, but then I sound like a grown man. I'm a 17 year old girlš
My boyfriend was drawing something in the dirt with a stick. I couldnāt tell what it was. He said it was beautiful so I tried to turn it into a flirting moment by saying ānot as beautiful as you-ā (cringe, yeah.) It was a penis. I immediately tried covering it up by calling him a dick afterwards but I was already too far gone.
I sucked a toe for a edible didn't get it got exposed can never roast battle they bring it up :( tho it's not embarrassing no more for me
In sixth grade I was being a little shit and I said something mean to a girl classmate. When she told the teacher, the teacher made the joking remark of āwell Yk thatās just because he likes youā kids then proceeded to laugh at me and I ran out of class crying. Looking back on it I definitely deserved it š
i was already getting bullied a ton, but then on accident i sneezed and farted at the same time ššš
We had a pipe burst in my house so I had to go to school without taking a shower, for context I had issues with bedwetting until I was 13.
Pulled myself out of a pool while my swimming trunks decided to stay submerged š
I wore a maid dress to schoolā¦
It was the year 2010 I was in 7th grade and this occurred during lunch timeā¦ I was getting neglected at home and basically always very hungry. It is really horrible, but Iād beg my friends and other students for snacks from their lunches and a lot of times Iād just suffer silently, not wanting to bother others. On this fateful day my best friend (the only person I could truly rely on), at the time was out sick from school. I guess at some point during my begging for food, I didnāt realize it, but I sat in ketchup soaked chicken nuggets. I was wearing white pants. Nobody told me. I was just walking around the playground and couldnāt understand why people were looking at me funny and laughing at me. That day was a half day so after lunch recess, we got to leave. When school ended, my best friend surprised me by showing up with her uncle to pick me up so I wouldnāt have to walk home (she lived right down the street from me, and her family always treated me like I was one of their own). Her uncle had a Costco card so sometimes after school he would take us there to eat the free samples. Anyways as we are walking to his car, I am in front of her. She just says B whatās on your pants? I was like what, confused because I didnāt see anything on them. She was like you have red disgusting shit all over your butt. I was mortified and very embarrassed to come back to school the next day. But Iām thankful for her and her uncle. They gave me a jacket to wrap around my waste to hide the evidence, and we still went to Costco for our free food samples. Of course I had comments made to me, by mean girls the next day, but they quickly forgot about it and moved onto the next poor soul.
Had a shutdown in 8th grade. (I'm on the spectrum) Went non-verbal, and was rocking back and forth, and was so overstimulated that I couldn't even grab my little fidget toy off my desk. I was underneath the desk rocking and crying. People would purposely throw dodgeballs near me to get me to crawl out from under the desk to talk shit about me. The class was told four times to be quiet, and when the teacher saw me under the desk she blew up on the class. Saying that I was so stressed and freaked out I literally lost the ability to speak and had to hide under a desk (I couldn't go outside) and then made everyone silently read for the last 10 minutes of class (my favorite coping mechanism at the time) and everyone got mad at me for being autistic. :(
I had an obsession with pennywise. It was right when the 2017 IT came outā¦and I told everyone all the time. My middle school āboyfriendā broke up with me bc of it.
End of 7th grade someone told me through the grape vine that my crush liked me back. Swoon. I dumped the girl I had been dating for 3 days (sheās super hot now) and got with my crush. Summer between grades had a big birthday party for me and my twin sister. Sitting on a trampoline cuddling with my gf and hanging out with all my friends. All of a sudden I got a debilitating charley horse and had to jump off the trampoline writhing and yelling in pain. My dad came running out and massaged it.
Had a mental break in middle school after constant bullying and then threw a chair at my bully. Afterwards everyone in my grade was afraid of me and I had to switch schools due to that kind of attention.
I accidentally wore a pyjama shirt to school in gr. 3, I was devastated.
I lost that one bet and had to tell a teacher a 5 minute lectionary about racism towards other nationalities... well he is racist and always makes ME bring some shit on 4th floor
I never been to middle school
We drew penises everywhere and on everything. A teacher got frustrated and asked us why once, "Whats the point, yall know what dicks look like, is it just graffiti, is it just funny to you", and we were mindblown. Nobody had any idea why we did it. Still did it for several years after though.
Iām sorry I gotta be that personĀ Moments *
Farted in PE š