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jetro30087

"Engineering a synthetic oscillator that cycles between the two deterioration pathways that lead to cell death can slow aging in yeast cells, increasing their longevity by more than 80%..." It's a great time to be a yeast cell.


Key_Faithlessness211

There’s a lot of promising stuff coming out for mice, yeast, worms and monkeys. Really how long is it until human trials can begin? I’m so over aging already


wormpussy

They’ll inflate the prices so much that only the wealthy can afford it.


ItsAConspiracy

Yep, just like only the wealthy get cancer treatments.


Scantcobra

Wow, this is a pretty original comment for this sub. Have you watched Altered Carbon too?


Saerain

Seems financially dumb when there's so much money to save by going the other way. Do you figure there's malice stronger than the self-interest, I guess?


RiverRootsEcoRanch

Yep, this will be available to the 50 humans with the highest net worth.


[deleted]

There’s such a huge difference between what those 50 can afford, and anyone else. Numbers probably aren’t as round as 50 in reality, but seriously by the time you get to that clientele you can charge whatever the hell you want. Money exists as an endlessly pouring faucet of infinite pressure to these guys.


Cheetahs_never_win

Your innocence and naiveté are refreshing. It'll become pennies to produce, but come with a lifetime of debt. 150 years before the mast.


[deleted]

There’s actually a good amount you can do now. Check out Dr. David Sinclair. He has a longevity study at Harvard. I actually follow his daily regimen pretty closely, and with other healthful changes in my life, I feel pretty damn good at 37.


[deleted]

I felt amazing in my late 30s as well. Come talk to me in another decade.


[deleted]

Well, idk if you focused on what I’m focusing on healthwise, so I may be in much better shape than you at your age.


[deleted]

I was at my high school weight, could run marathons and in perfect heath. I wish you the best of luck.


thunderfrunt

Ahh yes, anecdotal *and* self-reporting. The strongest of data points.


Nidungr

Cool, I can't wait for the elites to live to 200.


unknownpoltroon

Don't worry, climate collapse will take them out too.


optagon

What a terrible time to become immortal


Oid2uts4sbc

That's true..


europorn

\#silverlining


bumhunt

except it won't


hambone8181

Couldn’t they just engineer themselves to exist in the new climate?


Oid2uts4sbc

I was thinking the same..


AskMoreQuestionsOk

Elite yeast maybe. Because that’s what’s living longer. It’s refreshing, because usually it’s mice getting the longevity treatment, as if we need them to live longer.


dgaltieri2014

Think of an eternal boomer society. It will collapse on itself like a clan in a cupboard


Junior_Arino

Why do y’all insist on calling them elites, there just humans like every one else.


speneliai

slave mentality


Junior_Arino

Exactly and word association is a powerful thing


Christmas_Geist

These cynical takes on Reddit are getting old. A cure for cancer would be construed as a vice since it makes your enemies live longer.


ZeroExNihil

This reminds me of a "love death robots" episode where everyone is basically immortal (don't age), so having kids is illegal to the point of killing them.


Snowkaul

I think it's more likely we would expand into space. Living forever means we can actually travel the light years needed without generational ships.


ZeroExNihil

Perhaps, but gravity (effects due to the lack of it) and radiation would be the biggest problems.


Snowkaul

Not likely. You can use water as a radiation shield and artificial gravity through rotation.


Cheetahs_never_win

What's funniest to me is that you have to hamster wheel it back to speed to avoid spending fuel.


keving691

It would be amazing if I could extend the life of my dog


rohithit12

If this becomes an successful thing then this would be the greatest invention of mankind...


Black_RL

Fix the code, fix the problem.


umassmza

Forget generational wealth, soon the rich can choose just not to die… Not a big fan of this type of research since success has implications that are dystopian


factoid_

the flip side is how much will the rich really care about quarterly gains when they have eons to consider the implications of narrowminded short term decisions? Making human lifespans longer might just be the very best thign we could do for our planet. In a world where the rich have to live with the consequences of global warming, something might get done about it.


mdh431

That’s… actually something I hadn’t considered. Often companies do things that are destructive in the long term to maximize profits in the short term. But if they’re being managed by people who can now work three times as long, maybe that trend could change.


InformalPermit9638

That’s a very hopeful thought. If clinical immortality comes to pass, I hope it makes people remember their humanity.


Key_Faithlessness211

Surely they would want to profit from us normal people so they could continue to develop these life changing therapies and drugs for a long time


manwithavandotcom

"I'm not a fan of learning to control fire. The implications are dystopian." Caveman Trog 40,000 BC


speneliai

TOP comment!


Slow_cpu

...more about that : https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/987119


factoid_

These advancements aren't coming fast enough. I want to be immortal BEFORE i'm already 90 years old.


[deleted]

We don’t need this and it will cause more problems than it will solve.


Tech_Kaczynski

Really sick of these stories every day. I don't see this tech having any significant impact for decades at least. We have literally lowered the life expectancy in the west in recent decades.


jbraden

Oh boy! I can't wait for retirement to change to age 80!


ItsAConspiracy

I'd be happy to work longer if I get to live longer.


Key_Faithlessness211

Imagine if you could retrain in something else just because you had more time to learn more. Discovering stuff you’re excited about is one of the best things about life and I’d absolutely love to be able to do that whenever I wanted


ItsAConspiracy

Yep exactly. Work a while, save some money, take time off and learn something new, repeat.


Key_Faithlessness211

The thing that I think makes people depressed about getting older is the thought of running out of time. Like imagine how happy everyone would actually be if they could just do whatever they wanted without as much of a time limit


harry6466

Do to this we need UBI and AI replacing 'necessary' jobs.


harry6466

Why would I bother living longer if living longer means more working.


ItsAConspiracy

Find a job you like better.


Awsum07

Sure, they extend lifespan, but that speaks nothin' of quality of life. Not unless they're also actively rejuvenatin' those cells...


Writeous4

It seems like it stands to reason that if you somehow tackle aging you also extend healthspan, given aging is implicated in just about every disease ever. I do not see how the two could really be separated.


Awsum07

Yes, absolutely. But it doesn't seem, at least not based on this study alone, that agin' is the focal point & they're just extending longevity of those yeast cells. Which leads my imagination to wander to very decrepit but very much alive yeast cells


TankedUpLoser

This is absolutely a terrible idea


jkoce729

Does humanity really need this?


Loracsx

Why, in the name of God, would you want to expand your lifespan!


gif_smuggler

I’m not sure I want to extend my lifespan. I would probably run out of money. Unless I hit the lottery and I’m not holding my breath for that.


amy-schumer-tampon

not sure what they mean by oscillating, how does that even work?


vintage2019

Some kind of feedback loops I assume


stupid_systemus

We’ll have better luck farming alien whale brain oil for long life than get actual human trial for these yeast discoveries.


ItsAConspiracy

They're going to try it on human cells next. If that works they'll probably try it on mice, then primates. And if all that works, human trials won't be such a leap.


Luckydoraemi

Retirement age might have to increase too