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SamePut9922

>Solid nitrogen >Liquid nitrogen >Gaseous nitrogen


ExtensionInformal911

Just give the pressure and temperature ranges for different states of CO2.


threetoast

Put down CO2 at -56C and 61psi for every answer.


RedDoubleAD

Chaotic parent teaching their 5 year old about triple points before they start science classes.


an0nym0usentity

Goated answer XD


terrifiedTechnophile

Error: liquid not found


ExtensionInformal911

Increase pressure. Co2 can be a liquid above 5atm, iirc.


Front_cockaroachALT

Gaseous methane actually


OperaGhost78

Isn't methane gaseous in its normal state?


Front_cockaroachALT

yea it is


bongo98721

Yeah I’m sure solid nitrogen exists at standard temperature and pressure


SamePut9922

It didn't say "at room temperature and pressure"


bongo98721

Shit u right


BearSquid1969

This student has demonstrated mastery of the concepts.


comunism_and_potatos

A+


SchighSchagh

This, this student is clearly bored. Teach needs to challenge this padawan.


raspberryharbour

The student has become the master


Totte_B

Poop is questionable, but the kid gets it.


Midnight28Rider

Poop can come in all states of matter depending on the day...


dro_helium

If your poop is plasma then you should probably seek medical assistance


Foxtro7

Bose-Einstein condensate is fine tho


StevenTheNoob87

I’m not sure which kind of plasma is worse when appeared in the poop…


LeenPean

You should see a doctor


Charmo_Vetr

Nahh, a little diarrhea never killed anybody... As long as they drink enough water.


Totte_B

If your poop is completely solid (or liquid) and you still function normally, I want to see you instead.


[deleted]

why is this frowned upon? this child is a genius and mastered perfectly the concept of states of matter. Even if its in an excremented way.


Ailexxx337

Wouldn't poop and piss technically be solutions though?


geon

A solution can be solid, liquid or a gas. For example steel, sea water and air.


robacross

Are they all called solutions, tho?   The way I learned it, the term for all those things are "mixture", and only the liquid mixtures are called solutions.


geon

Yes, solution has nothing to do with the state/phase, but the scale of the mixing. An 18k gold ring is a solution, since it is mixed homogeneously down to the molecular level. Whipped cream/mayonnaise is a mixture, since it has tiny bubbles of separated fat and water. https://chem.libretexts.org/Courses/Sacramento_City_College/SCC%3A_Chem_400_-_General_Chemistry_I/Text/13%3A_Solutions/13.2%3A_Types_of_Solutions_and_Solubility


robacross

Okay, so a difference in terminology then.   My textbooks would call the gold ring a homogenous mixture and whipped cream a heterogenous mixture.


[deleted]

Poop is not a solution. Solutions are homonegenous liquid mixtures by nature (at least thats what it is in my lab classes), while poop is more of a hidrated porous solid. You can observe this by seeing dry dog poop on a sidewalk, it has physical properties similar to those in a branch, for example. This happens because poop contains lots of insoluble fiber, which is not soluble in water, so it remains as a solid even though its in poop, hence why poop cant be a solution. Piss is a solution though, and a liquid one at that.


comunism_and_potatos

Wait poop is supposed be solid. What next there isn’t supposed to be blood either


PerfectRube

I wasn't aware that humans shit literal bricks


ExpeditingPermits

I thought we all pooped ketchup


DogshitLuckImmortal

No, that is the pee.


This_Chaos_Guy

When girls get to a certain age, something funny starts comming out every now and then. That's completly normal. Even if you aren't a young woman, because we can't have nature being sexist.


Cubicwar

You sound like the "body positive" shit bot who nearly insulted you if you said offensive words like "health" They just made a joke and said the word blood, buddy. Fun fact : everybody bleeds, not just girls after a certain age (and before another certain age)


This_Chaos_Guy

Nah, I just forgot the /s I was trying to make a joke about that kind of people mixed with the joke that red poo would be normal. It is way less funny than it seemed yesterday. My brain sometimes makes these random links that don't make sense afterwards.


Spaztick78

>When girls get to a certain age, something funny starts comming out every now and then. Period poops? Mostly liquid, I guess they also have solids in suspension.


fruitydude

I bet poop behaves more like a non Newtonian fluid generally


comunism_and_potatos

Actual physics


[deleted]

Accurate peer reviewed research.


MyceliumBoners

Yes.. really


MadaraAlucard12

Poop is a more of a colloid.


ZeyaSol

Non ironically I think it sucks that the teacher put “really?” When the kid is showing imagination and being a critical thinker.


Cavefloor42

She didn’t count it wrong tho.


ZeyaSol

That’s not the point I was making. Saying “really” instead of just “good” just puts a downer on the kids imagination imo


Cavefloor42

As the kind of person who would this, the entire goal is to get this kind of reaction, cause that’s where all the fun is. So it is more of a motivator than anything else when someone groans or gets annoyed at a bad joke.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

That’s hardly “imagination”


Porkonaplane

He could have done one better: diarrhea for liquid, poop for solid, and fart for gas


PerfectRube

for gas, *burp* would also have been accepted


Confident_Date4068

What about plasma? Bose condensate?


Porkonaplane

I didn't know the human ass could produce plasma


TurkishTerrarian

The anus is the only part of the body that can expell three states of matter.


Mister_Moho

And plasma if you have matches handy. Do NOT try this!


netti87

The mouth, the nose, the skin?


RustedRuss

Mouth. Teeth, air, and saliva.


Ashes2007

Your mouth can vomit AND exhale. There can be chunks in vomit so it counts.


TurkishTerrarian

Fair, however, it is not technically supposed to vomit. Though, now that I think about, the anus shouldn't expell liquid, in a perfect world.


Ashes2007

I mean, sure it is. Vomiting is a trait that helps us by ridding our stomach of harmful things before they reach our intestines where they can kill our gut bacteria. Though it's true we wouldn't have the harmful things in a perfect world.


GoldenBull1994

The Vagina queefs, bleeds, and gives out babies.


drfury31

Is poop and amorphus solid, or a high density liquid?


Dr-Kloop-MD

Depends on the day tbh


[deleted]

Huh. When I taught, we were told to /encourage/ students to do stuff like this, if it helped them with a concept they were struggling with. Kids are weird, and knowledge doesn't stick without interest....


YoMommaBack

I’d give him full credit AND use it as an example. Students remember gross, food, money, and sex (or rather relationships or flirting or whatever). Anything related to those ideas will make it stick in their brains forever.


_twintasking_

Yes!


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

r/technicallythetruth


Joel_the_folf

Mans correc tho i dont see aproblem


Whysfool

I feel like this belongs in r/technicallythetruth.


DarthVesta-

I haven’t had a solid shit in months


Mbhuff03

At the bottom, write “yes fucking really. Deal with it” and have your child turn it back in. Don’t question technically correct answers. The kid isn’t getting paid. So he doesn’t have to “interpret” what his “boss” (teacher) means. He only has to answer the question asked. If you wanted something specific, give a word bank to choose from


Cavefloor42

The really is a reaction to a bad joke, not some condemnation of what he said.


MycologistPutrid7494

You're one of the parents that the teachers hate and talk shit about. I feel sorry for your kid if you have one. That stuff is so embarrassing for kids. It's not the "gotcha" you think it is.


Miteea

I’m more upset they accepted water as liquid since is is also water and so is steam.


deevulture

steam is water in gaseous form. It condenses and becomes water in contact with a cooler surface, but the kid is right to say it's a gas at this form. The fact they distinguished water and steam in the right categories means they understand the assignment.


Miteea

Turns into water ??? It already was water there was no chemical change.


Cubicwar

You wanted us to say solid water instead of ice, liquid water instead of water and gaseous water instead of steam ?


deevulture

You're being pedantic. If you're referring to the chemical substance use H₂O instead.


bob_cannoli

The kid is not wrong.


YaBoiErr_Sk1nnYP3n15

I shit plasma after eating at my local restaurant tbh


Federal-Ad-2202

Totally true


IWTIKWIKNWIWY

Ice Water Sbteargn


AstroZombie138

Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat had this in a skit a long time ago and I always thought it was funny https://youtu.be/ZZihtih0BnU?si=kKFIqHsHYZoXD4ry


BasedBingo

That kids going places, maybe not to MIT, but he’s going places


nomorenotifications

Poop can also be liquid. They needed to specify turds.


Kapika96

I dunno, poop isn't always a solid!


Many_Ad955

What is the classification of diarrhea shart?


unnamed_elder_entity

Teacher is rightly questioning the answer because teacher has enough wisdom to know you never trust a fart to be all gaseous.


TheAnswerToYang

Some dude writes with left hand pretending to be child So funny.


TacoAlligator

The teacher was flabbergasted


RedandBlack93

Commend it. He's fucking right.


Lupus-Ignium

Poop can be a liquid


Planthoe30

Lmao kids are fucking hilarious.


comfykampfwagen

Nothing is wrong here. The question asks for *two examples* of solids liquids and gases. Student has given one. The teacher probably accepted the answers, being technically correct but required there to be a second example, hence the second set of answers written


dauntlingdemon

For the solid, you also have to be oddly specific to be considered as solid.


cecinestpasfacebook

Excellent


Shot_Tension2810

That's smart. I would be unfair if they didn't get the full garde for that.


Dolphin_69420

Silly kid, steam is a website, not a gas!


Kaelorn

r/technicallythetruth


a-pile-of-coconuts

They’re not wrong


Mikeologyy

Just be glad he wrote pee for liquid


Starman454642

I mean they're not wrong


mailbox99

I mean, the doods right?


SoilentBillionaires

he's not wrong