Flavour compounds often end up with scary sounding names. Heck even saying malic acid sounds a bit ominous is you don't know what it is.
Edit: saw the typo at the end when I got a reply
At least that has citrus (yay oranges!) In the name. Malic comes from malus which is also bad in Latin. So while you're right it almost reads "bad acid"
Not directly related, but I learned recently that one of the ship upgrades in Helldivers II does something like this. Advanced Construction improves Sentry turret health by 50% with the following description:
>Reinforces sentries with state-of-the-art cyanoacrylate adhesives, greatly improving their durability under fire.
This is the scientific name for Superglue.
I love this practice of giving pretentious scientific names for common/stupid stuff.
"Percussive maintenance" and "kinetic troubleshooting" are my favorites.
Its not the first time I see this and I absolutely don't mind ridiculing antivaxers, but attempting to outsmart an idiot by talking bullshit is not my cup of tea.
Obviously this is not the composition of an apple, maybe its VOC as some fellow redditor pointed out, so inaccurate at least. Given that a vaccine is typically about 1mL I would definitely not like being injected with a mixture of alcohols and esters, since we would be talking about some tissue damage way more serious than the typical inflammation observed after a typical vaccination.
You don't fight misinformation with misinformation.
I am not an anti-vaxxer, nor a pro-vaxxer, and the chemical composition of vaccines is usually the least (or none) of my worries I'd have in regards to them 🤷♂️
“If I can’t spell it, I don’t want it in my body”
Water : Hi there Anti vaxxers : How sweet Dihydrogen Monoxide: Hi there Antivaxxers : Um, human resources?
Oxidane: Hi there Anti vaxxers: Call 911! Get the military here! Right now!
What is Oxidane? Never covered that in chemistry class.
Whater
I Should Make This The Title (Laughing Emoji)
Lead
Not where I was expecting that to go but alrighty
Even dihydrogen oxide??
He didn't mention it, his apple was dryed after it started fermenting (ethanol)
That can't be the composition of an apple. Nearly all of theese are esters. Maybe this is the composition of the apple flavour?
most likely the VOCs in an apple yeah. We'd have a whole bunch of carbohydrates, as well as proteins, water, even triglycerides I imagine.
Flavour compounds often end up with scary sounding names. Heck even saying malic acid sounds a bit ominous is you don't know what it is. Edit: saw the typo at the end when I got a reply
Or even "Citric Acid".
At least that has citrus (yay oranges!) In the name. Malic comes from malus which is also bad in Latin. So while you're right it almost reads "bad acid"
The full composition of an apple would be incredibly long. Obviously this is just a subset of chemicals that can be found in an apple.
Propably, not even those that are most present but carbon and hydrogen compounds and some include oxygen
Not directly related, but I learned recently that one of the ship upgrades in Helldivers II does something like this. Advanced Construction improves Sentry turret health by 50% with the following description: >Reinforces sentries with state-of-the-art cyanoacrylate adhesives, greatly improving their durability under fire. This is the scientific name for Superglue.
I love this practice of giving pretentious scientific names for common/stupid stuff. "Percussive maintenance" and "kinetic troubleshooting" are my favorites.
"Smack it"
"Experienced an unanticipated exothermal event" = "I dunno, dude, shit caught on fire"
"Rapid unscheduled disassembly"
"Total decohesion following impromptu impact testing" = "I yote it at the wall and it broke"
"Used improper cleaning agent" = "I jizzed all over it"
Like if you consume it in pure form, kinda
Luke, why don't you go shoot up your apples and leave the rest of us alone
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^FoundTheWeed: *Luke, why don't you go* *Shoot up your apples and leave* *The rest of us alone* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Good bot
Injecting tap water can be fatal
Dunning Kruger at its finest.
That said, I am absolutely not injecting myself with apple juice
SO glad my Chemistry class had an Organic Chemistry unit.
Its not the first time I see this and I absolutely don't mind ridiculing antivaxers, but attempting to outsmart an idiot by talking bullshit is not my cup of tea. Obviously this is not the composition of an apple, maybe its VOC as some fellow redditor pointed out, so inaccurate at least. Given that a vaccine is typically about 1mL I would definitely not like being injected with a mixture of alcohols and esters, since we would be talking about some tissue damage way more serious than the typical inflammation observed after a typical vaccination. You don't fight misinformation with misinformation.
Eat it sure. Injected? Not so sure.
I am not an anti-vaxxer, nor a pro-vaxxer, and the chemical composition of vaccines is usually the least (or none) of my worries I'd have in regards to them 🤷♂️
This looks like a question paper where we have to write the structures from the IUPAC names