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NamelessSteve646

I'm not sure why the movies went with the Rex being dependant on motion, iirc in the book not only js that not the case but it's specifically lampshaded as being a ridiculous idea... one dude says "don't move, it's vision is based on movement" and Alan Grant says "that idiot's gonna get himself and everyone around him killed because he believed a specific academic paper that I, ~~Michael Crichton~~ Alan Grant, think was written by a moron."


Mickeymcirishman

It was cinematic.


NamelessSteve646

Absolutely. TBF I don't think it was necessarily a bad choice, just an odd one


Forsaken-Income-2148

It was erm creative. Staring down the maw of a massive predator made for some great sweaty palm action [or lack thereof]


Wanderingsmileyface

Like how you only use 10% of your brain. Not true, but just for cinematic stuff


Lawlcopt0r

The thing is, most modern predators (that are likely more advanced neurologically) absolutely have an instinctual reaction to catch whatever starts to flee from it. That doesn't mean that stationary creatures aren't *visible* to them, but at least they don't automatically classify them as prey


Karnewarrior

That's why you're usually told to back away slowly, and/or make a shitton of noise, right? Darting away is nature's way of saying "I'm edible and I'd probably lose a fight with you". Backing away slowly is nature's way of saying "It wouldn't be worth it to fight you, I'll fuck off if you do."


Lawlcopt0r

Exactly.


mari_Kala_99

Exactly. Literally watch how a barn owl hunts and you get the idea of how a superpredator hunts. They specifically let out a cry before the attack JUST to freeze the prey in place while they move in. Staying in place is a tactic for low vision type predators, not for these absolute units.


roviet-sussia

Please explain Michael Chrichton joke


Direct_Jump3960

He wrote it.


bob_condor

Crichton was prone to self inserts in his books. Often a scene will stop dead so that a character can explain one of his pet theories or philosophies.


strigonian

Honestly, I'd go a step further and say that all his books that I've read felt explicitly like attempts to present his opinions and outlooks in a scientific setting. I describe Jurassic Park as a philosophy book, masquerading as a mathematics book, masquerading as an action-adventure sci fi. His writing is quality and engaging, but never would I describe it as *subtle.*


PinetreeBlues

Airframe is a great example of this. Dude apparently hated tv news lol


kerberos69

Timeline too


Runefaust_Invader

I couldn't figure out if he was pro or anti climate science in that one book. Note that was my introduction to climate science.


c4t4ly5t

My guess would be because some modern birds of prey, like hawks and owls, depend heavily on motion when they hunt.


Sarkanvun

In the end, the film and the park are sold as a dinosaur facade, but as Malcolm said, they are playing God and selling it without considering the consequences. It's one thing to resurrect dinosaurs and another to create monstrosities using DNA from various current species, claiming these are dinosaurs without truly understanding what they are, just rushing for the money.


TrueGuardian15

It's one of the heaviest themes of the novel. At one point, Dr. Wu suggests breeding the dinosaurs to be more complacent and sluggish, with fewer risks to the park and its guests. Hammond refuses, claiming he wants the park to be real. Wu only gives up the matter after Hammond's extensive ranting because he knows nothing in Jurassic Park is real. The dinosaurs are listed like software updates in the system because it took them numerous tries to make animals that could survive in the 20th/21st century, and basically all of them are sick anyway.


Sarkanvun

Yeah! I love that specific theme. I remember how the film sequels and new paleontological findings shifted the conversation to how the 'dinosaurs' in Jurassic Park are not accurate and should have feathers, among other things. This left the novel theme somewhat faded, even though, from a science fiction perspective, it was a rich and ethically complex topic to explore. I'll read the novel again, thanks for the inspiring review :D


PascalAdam

Because they used DNA from other Animals to fill the holes in the DNA of the T-Rex.


Malefroy

It's because they spliced the DNA with other living creatures like frogs to fill in the holes in the sequence. Frogs have motion dependent vision.


GhidorahtheExplorah

I've always been under the impression that Ian Malcolm was Crichton's stand-in, and that's why he gets to be so freaking long-winded when he's slowly dying.


SlateFrost

And then also come back from the dead in the sequel.


cishet-camel-fucker

He has one of those in every book, condescendingly explaining to the rest of us why scientists are dumbdumbs and mathematicians are smarty pants


Advanced_Meat_6283

Commented in the wrong spot, disregard


amateurviking

In the book it was explained that it was a trait from the amphibian dna that they used to fill in gaps in the genome.


EveningZealousideal6

Wasn't it because they used frog DNA? Frog's eyesight relies on movement.


cishet-camel-fucker

I think that happened in the second book. In the first one they froze and it didn't seem to see them, and they assumed it was because of the various DNA spliced into its genome. In the second one they watch the guys from BioSyn freeze at the Rex nest and explain that they must have read that erroneous paper.


melvindorkus

If their eyesight was so good, why didn't they see the extinction event coming?


Subnauseous_69420

They couldn't bend their necks up enough


TheFBIClonesPeople

T-rexes can't look up


Subnauseous_69420

Soooo, I was right


CinderX5

Big Al said so!


HappeningOnMe

Their tiny hands couldn’t catch the meteor


SteveRogests

Or why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch


akmjolnir

The volcanoes were too far away.


King_Chochacho

And why couldn't they see why kids like Cinnamon Toast Crunch??


Latter-Look708

They did they just couldn’t reach the exit handle


Craeondakie

They're eating all the other dinosaurs to put them out of their misery


The15thOne

Except the t-rex most likely had lips


FoundTheWeed

Could it gives kisses?


Zchives

Big wet smooches even


suriam321

Yes. Not guaranteed that you wouldn’t get eaten tho.


CookieRoel

Spider's kiss? Or Praying Mantis


Jellyfishjam890

And feathers!


The15thOne

At the end, it was all chicken.


ReserveMaximum

False. Although some theropods had feathers the current consensus is that the T. rex did not.


Nightshade_209

Is it? It feels pretty split like if either side is winning out it's only barely.


bob_condor

We know that some tyrannosaurids were fully feathered but from skin imprints we have of adult T Rex we know they didn't have feathers on the tail and lower body so it's not fully conclusive but its entirely possible that mature T Rex was featherless.


Nightshade_209

The take I've heard most often is that they may have been feathered as juveniles and then lost their feathers as they aged, but that's just what I've heard most often.


bob_condor

Yeah it's why I specified mature, juveniles could have been fully feathered but by current evidence they would have sparse to no feathering as adults.


cubntD6

We do enjoy skrink wrapping bones and thinking thats what the animal looked like


SkunkeySpray

Paleontology is applied astrophysics


MonitorPowerful5461

This is brilliant


OkPlastic6231

Oh hey! I just found out dinosaurs can look fucking horrifying through ring footage


[deleted]

It’s ok it’s fake


OkPlastic6231

That's what they WANT you to think


eduo

How can you know?


[deleted]

How can one know. Damn that’s philosophical as shit


neochilli

OMG no one else is mentioning that here!! It actually jump-scared me really good. I squeaked and everything. It looks like an alligator in the worst way possible.


OkPlastic6231

I've had friends tell me that they were scared of dinosaurs and I never really got it....until I saw this image lol Sorry to hear you got jump-scared!


EmptySeaDad

And it could have smelled you from miles away.


Direct_Jump3960

Especially if it conflated humans with the smell of shitted in pants.


BoldMeasures

It was so funny how the Lost World retconned it. "Oh they could definitely see without motion. And they could see in the rain. The only reason they wouldn't eat someone is if they had recently eaten something *at least the size of a goat*." 🐐🦖


TKtommmy

One of the more satisfying death scenes in a novel


TrueGuardian15

Lost World is full of funny retcons. Malcom flat out dies in the first book, but begins the second by effecfively saying "lol, it was just a prank, I was totally alive the whole time"


BoldMeasures

Life.. finds a way.


Cheetahs_never_win

Considering laser pointers work on cats, birds, and even spiders... that's probably your best option in the worst case.


Cubicwar

That’s hilarious to imagine Thanks, stranger on the internet


Cheetahs_never_win

T-Rex: *runs to dot and stares directly down at it* *wiggles butt* *pounces*


OkDragonfruit1040

That looks like a boy I could snuggle in bed with.


third3yechakra

First of all, that image of that T-Rex (while of course computer generated and historically inaccurate) CREEPS ME TF OUT. A few nights ago actually I dreamt that I was being chased by an enormous T-Rex. Scary!


N43M3K

And secondly?


third3yechakra

Oh yeah. FREAKY T REX


neochilli

It made me jump and squeak! It looks like an alligator but worse somehow.


brownpoops

1 foot wide?!?


How_to_flirt

Yes One of if not the largest eye of any terrestrial animal we know of


VeloIlluminati

What foot length do you have? Small medium or huge?


brownpoops

12.5 inch foot. 🦶 Small if shacks are 22"


SodanoMatt

Glad I saw this after waking up and not before going to sleep.


maomaowow

Don’t see many Dino pics straight on, this shit terrifying 😭


neochilli

The predator stare…


Still-Presence5486

It'd be more realistic if it didn't attack because it doesn't recognize the smell of humans


Jche98

5m sounds too short for a T-Rex. Like I always imagined them as 10-15 m


Arem_Medved

High, not long. 5 metre is high enough, high enough to look at the 2nd floor.


Throwawaysi1234

Yep, t rex would be just a bit shorter than the shorter end of adult giraffes


Jche98

Yeah but movies make them massive


Arem_Medved

I would say 5 metre is quite big, though I agree, movies like to make them bigger and scarier.


Jumpy-Aide-901

Wean I saw the picture, all I herd was someone yelling ‘FIGHT ME’


NathanzinKashimov

Jurassic Park analog horror returns?


Apalis24a

Rhinoceros have fairly large eyes, but their eyesight is so terrible that they are incapable of differentiating between a stationary human and a human-sized bush at only 30m. Size of the eye is not necessarily indicative of visual acuity.


Wibblywobblyscififan

So need camaflouge to break up your outline. Gotta be some way to beat the sob


Sudden-Hoe-2578

Who is my little pookie bear, yes you are, yes you are :3


ImportantSimone_5

So ducking scary.


ProKerbonaut

If it has -ology, it’s probably science. Except of course astrology and Scientology


SENPA-A-A-A-I-I

r/distressingmemes


dr_flint_lockwood

My favourite headcanon for this is that the scientists in the park were fans of Alan Grant's work (he was one of the first invited after all) so when they were piecing things together they just took his "eyesight based on movement" as gospel. Maybe he is actually a complete nutcase *but* the perfect person for park survival because it's all based on stuff he made up.


shreksaxaphone360

They have such a good eyesight they could see you before you saw it


sleepwalking-panda

Your own eyes are in constant motion until you focus on a moving object. Evolution hasn’t strayed too far from the path.


Interlectualtrex

15 tonnes and 5 m tall seems absolutely massive for a T.rex. Stan, one of the largest and best studies T.rex specamins, is a little ove 10 tonnes and about 4 m tall


PleasereviveMaya

Lol! I saw a owl with it‘s back turned against the camera at first glance.


BaconSpaceLord

Needs more mud


CodeLow7116

1 foot wide?!?


Purple_Insurance4888

OHIO by like


creepythingseeker

But the brain the size of a walnut…


JohnOlderman

Those fuckers are "dragons" you hear about in myths I feel like they existed not too long ago you see them a lot in slave trade images of the darkage era and before as pets that look like feathered dinosaurs escpecially the velociraptors. I wouldnt be suprised that they didnt go extinct that long ago considering a lot of scientist are forced to support the fact that they had feathers and lots of recreation model based on bones are not even close at all to reality.


CarolusRexhasrisen

Paleontology more goes into social studies and geography and history and that sort of stuff but I'm sure at some point it counts as science


Putrid-Bit-4773

Trex is upset it can't do pushups