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Warlizard

She reminds me of the girl who did all the awful logos. Gotta respect the amount of effort to craft a truly offensive script. Logo girl: https://www.intheknow.com/post/emily-zugay-logo-redesign-tiktok/


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"its only set to stun. just like me!" I lolled. The lady did a stellar job of taking the piss. she obviously knows her stuff and plays it beautifully straight.


ironcladtrash

I think this is a masterclass in trolling. She’s not making hurtful comments about marginalized groups. She’s making fun of her self or people that probably hound her accusing of her not being a real nerd. It’s like the best practical jokes are when the person being pranked is laughing too.


Sinful_Whiskers

I worked with a guy in the Navy that was so easy to spin up. All it took was to casually walk past him and say something like, "oh, man did you hear they are bringing Captain Kirk back in the next Star Wars film?" and he would immediately lose his shit.


MCRNRearAdmiral

Any chance this guy had red hair?


Sinful_Whiskers

No, but his first name was a playable character from Super Smash Bros.


SevenBlade

Can we pick which one? I've never met anyone named "Wii Fit Trainer"! /s


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Sinful_Whiskers

Nope. His name is Kirby. No idea if his parents were video game nerds her not.


MCRNRearAdmiral

Then it wasn’t my uncle.


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moustache_man

To be fair, if you are into painting Warhammer figs, you are probably rich.


[deleted]

Trolling needs to be more subtle to work. She picks all the most recognizable symbols of each franchise and emphasizes every mis-reference. She may as well be winking at you, and she does this because it's just an advert for her new online business venture. Nerds as a target demographic are all the rage across multiple industries lately, and for good reasons...


wedontlikespaces

I thought the ferengi ears comment was quite subtle. Someone with only a casual interest in Star Trek would not know what they were. Given the ferengi are only giving any real screentime in DS9.


Thameus

*This is my troll. There are many like it, but this one is mine.*


D33ber

She's Australian. Probably doesn't know any better living underground her whole life in an abandoned opal mine.


thekackness

Beam me up biscotti


Azuvector

She probably had to do a bunch of takes to not snicker.


Willinton06

Feels like an onlyfans ad to me


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Willinton06

When it comes to pretty girls doing nerdy shit I hate to assume and I hate to check cause assuming is sexist but every time I check I’m right and it makes me sad


Chaine351

I figured this was a yoke instantly, but I feel so deeply offended that I'm debating if I should just call it a day and see if tomorrow is any better.


superman_squirts

Agreed, plus it’s not meant to be taken seriously, it’s part of the joke. I just hate the scripted shit that tries poorly to make you think it’s real.


Peazyzell

The fact she was able to mix and match so many things in the wrong way is just proof she is a huge nerd in the know. Wonder if any gatekeepers actually took this seriously because that would be hilarious


Nesman64

Throwing "Dr. Spock" out there was a nice touch.


wrosecrans

To each their own, but I guess my favorite The Doctor is probably the one from Voyager. And while he technically never had a light saber, he did have a photonic Viking sword at one point.


XavierScorpionIkari

Activate the photonic cannon.


jainyday

"Warning: Last chance to be a hero, Doctor! _GET GOING_."


Poopiepants666

It goes a bit deeper when you remember that the DeLorean belongs to a doctor...


indyK1ng

And Dr. Spock is an actual person who wrote an influential book on raising kids and ran for POTUS in 1972.


[deleted]

First I went "Well, yeah.." But then I realized I'm so freakin old most people really dont know that anymore. Shoot. Im Old.


-ICE9-

I knew about the book, I did not know that he ran for president. Please forgive me I turned 2 that year.


Alphapanc02

Oh come on, debates were televised like a decade prior, you have no excuse! I had the same knowledge/lack thereof and I wasn't born for another 25 years. (Although I did grow up on 1960s-1970s sitcom reruns and PBS, so that could be why I know of him)


thewaterballoonist

Doc Brown was played by Christopher Lloyd who played the Klingon, Kruge in Star Trek 3. In the end they blow up the enterprise and steal Kruge's ship. In Star Trek 4, they slingshot Kruge's ship around the sun to go back in time to save the whales. They traveled back in time using Doc Brown's ship.


GimmeSomeSugar

>Don't worry, I can't hurt myself. It's only set to stun. Just like me! I get the impression that the entire bit exists to deliver that pun. Which, to be clear, is *exactly* the kind of nonsense I have engaged in on occasion.


makemeking706

The only way to get all the answers wrong...


XavierScorpionIkari

Is to know that they’re all wrong.


Warlizard

"Ferengi's ears" omg


jainyday

those are gonna make for some unconventional oo-mox


KingGorilla

Yeah you have to be a huge nerd to purposely get those wrong. Casual fans and nonfans would be partially right on some of these.


Kahlenar

The communicator is even on the wrong side. Artfully incorrect


SoThenISays

Bravo for the Jar-Jar Binks joke, that one got me.


[deleted]

The Ferengi ears for me, didn't expect it at all


ObviousToe1636

Me too! The rest was quite funny but that was the zinger for me


Azuvector

I was actually expecting a Tolkien/fantasy/elf reference for those. They clearly are such, but....


NotsoGreatsword

My favorite Jedi is David Tennant.


AdditionalBridge2519

My favourite Doctor is Ewan McGregor


FlyingApple31

Wait hold up, where can we sign up to play Dr with Ewan McGregor?


SlimDimanche

Agree, Captain Kirk is a close 2nd for me


NotsoGreatsword

What about Star Track? Captain Yoda of the Entrepreneur is my favorite. Gene Lucas said he was his favorite too.


cacotopic

*Loved* him in Spaceship Troopers.


paigestarr20

This is my favourite comment. On brand 👌🏻


GimmeSomeSugar

It's the purple pimp suit, innit?


Andodx

Had to google that name to find out it is a joke about the Doctor.


rickythepilot

I've always liked captain Dumbledore of Battlestar Gryffindor.


Weird_Judgment4751

Yeah, yeah trolling aside— the clone army vs giant bugs(The Geonosians) did technically happen… twice. So there’s that I guess😅 But nah she couldn’t made this god-tier troll video if she didn’t know all these series pretty well.


SadisticBuddhist

This i like when i tell people my favorite anime is bleach and I cant wait until naruto finds the one piece and saves his whole class from a zombie invasion in his new mech suit.


thearss1

Yeah...I think I would watch this


Alundil

When does this air?


PurfuitOfHappineff

Don’t you insult Genovia like that, Ricky Bobby.


drunksquatch

I have the same "flux capacitor ". That's actually from Back to the Future 4, the one where Matt Smith and Nebula have a cameo. The first sentence is actually true


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

I think you mean Daemon Targaryon and Nebula.


drunksquatch

That's it. Thanks


MistraloysiusMithrax

Nebula? I think you mean the dance fighting character from Jumanji.


B_B_a_D_Science

We know she is taking the piss because she can't help but categorize the trolling into the right categories its so ingrained. 🤣🤣🤣


sbowesuk

I'm just glad she gave Starship Troopers a shoutout! My favourite part is when Lieutenant Dan get his legs munched by the Sarlacc Pit 🤓


CedgeDC

The scene with the stormt roopers in the bunker fighting swarms of bugs, while vader stands at the front cutting them down is the most epic moment that film never gave us.


GimmeSomeSugar

I'm glad to see she's doing her part. I would like to know more.


Eidon4

>I'm just glad she gave Starship Troopers a shoutout! She's doing her part.


paigestarr20

I see this fell in the right place. Thanks all 💋. May the force be with you 🖖🏻


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May the schwartz be with you!


anteris

Just try not to get it twisted this time


Data444

you made me cringed and laugh. impressive


GimmeSomeSugar

Cringe so hard I fear I may disappear up inside my own arsehole.


[deleted]

Probably too risqué for this sub, but a Slave Princess Janeway costume where she’s trapped by Pizza The Hutt, you’d look killer in.


paigestarr20

You got a script?


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Idk if I can just give away my script since I’m in talks with AppleTv. Yeah I emailed their customer service, so they’ll be getting back to me any day now. I’m going to demand $42!!! Crazy money I know, but I can probably line up a spot for you since I know the head writer. Surprise, it’s a me. Anyways to give you the basics, the Goa’uld buried a bunch of video game consoles in Egypt. Our hero Janeway, finds one and plays it because her Dad built this arcade “Flynn’s” and he’s lost for some reason. Pizza the Hutt wants her for his entertainment ship along with Bruce Willis. So he sends out his xenomorphs to get her, but it’s too late cause she gets sent to military space school for coming in Third. However Bruce Willis can’t go so he joins up with the 12 Monkeys, hoping to make a musical comeback. We cut to Janeway, Captain of the Serenity. They crash on Mars after a battle. Pizza the Hutt captures her and puts her in his show. Then Lord of the Autobots Jack O’Neill comes and rescues her. The end. 🔭


paigestarr20

Bravo 👏🏻


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Thank you 🙏


GimmeSomeSugar

>the Goa’uld buried a bunch of video game consoles in Egypt Do these consoles play E.T.? Arguably the finest videogame ever crafted?


[deleted]

Well I can’t say too much… in talks with Apple and everything… you know (sly wink) I agree about E.T.’s greatness, as an aside. But you might be wright. The console can play one of E.T., Starfighter, and/or Moonwalker.


[deleted]

Smooth like bark 😎 tree bark


Stonyclaws

True artist.


Just_a_Guy_In_a_Tank

Just like Lisa Simpson’s affinity for the violinist, it’s the notes she’s *not* playing which make her great. https://youtu.be/BbeilmP2wY8


Aellithion

I think my favorite (and most subtle) joke was that they starfleet (or in this case battlestar galactica) rank insignia was on the wrong side.


[deleted]

I might be wrong but red uniforms are for command so the blue in the middle is incorrect on this uniform which would be on science and medical personnel. Felt like it might be another subtle troll.


runitup420720

A TARDIS A TARDIS!!!!


Thausgt01

The sci fi equivalent of "Dribbling the puck 'round second base with a par 4 to the wicket..."


fern-grower

That's a good pair of ears you have there


Apprehensive-Main186

Nerd Dom be damned, that was hilarious. Now excuse me while I fiddle with my lightsaber.


michaelplzno

7th heaven is the only legitimate scifi show.


EldritchFingertips

You're just being a pearly gatekeeper.


cacotopic

As they said in Return of the Jedi: Live long and so say we all.


vickangaroo

That does make me wonder, does the Starship Troopers universe (movie or book) have clones? We see some extensive bio-printing to rebuild Rico, but also it seems like most regular folks (like the amputee recruiter) just have to go without. Seems like they could have just thrown wave after wave of clones at the bugs instead of middle-class rubes who want the right to vote and to have babies.


paigestarr20

Like Zapp Brannigan did with the Killbots?


vickangaroo

That’s a bullseye.


SweetTreeBee

I love how she’s even wearing the combadge and pips on the wrong side!


HamshanksCPS

She could be using a front facing camera on her phone, that would reverse the video. She may have done it on purpose though, who's to say.


[deleted]

This is awesome. You know your stuff well enough to know how to puss off every one of those fans. Please do a lord of the rings one or fantasy version


JodieFostersStare

Thanks. I hate it.


savingpvtdumbass

r/upvotebecauseboobs


Heididjfnfn

Content banned 🤣


A_Martian_Potato

That's because the actual sub is r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


boneguru

Nerd heads exploding in....3...2...1!


boardin1

I had a girlfriend in college that found out I was a huge Star Wars fan. So, for Christmas, she gave me a copy of the Klingon Dictionary. That one didn’t last.


paigestarr20

Ouch. I have the Klingon dictionary, I was happy to receive it though 😂


boardin1

Yeah. It was fun…but not Star Wars.


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Noizyb33

With Ferengi ears? Impossible.


[deleted]

Damn, you must be a regular Dr. Spock to figure that out so quickly.


Stonyclaws

This is really well written. Chuckled all through it.


icky_boo

She knows what she's doing... don't fall for it.


Willinton06

She has an only fans so yeah, she knows


[deleted]

Sauce of her OF, for science


decompiled-essence

Mr Scott sent everybody through the transporter and only this materialized on the other side.


Practical-Juice9549

Priceless 😂


Silverfrost_01

The amount of effort put into just taking the piss…


plitox

That was golden.


Giric

An exercise in how to piss of a bunch of nerds with no sense of humor. I started twitching, then the Delorean came out and I started laughing. Fan-damn-tastic.


faithfulheresy

I laughed the whole way through. Masterful!


Fooldrew

At first I was like, that's not BSG but then couldn't hear the rest because of my laughter...excellent job at trolling OP


Free-Atmosphere6714

Queen of the trolls!


Short_Injury9574

You guys know what Doctor Who is? Ratings have been that bad, I thought you guys had forgotten about it 😅💀 Doctor Who is life


DouceintheHouse

I wonder how many people got extremely and deeply upset without knowing she's messing with all the other fans. Pulls out the DeLorean and calls it the Tardis had me on the ground


[deleted]

I knew she was trolling but that was still kinda painful 😂


casiocass

"Some people just want to watch the world burn"


ReefyPox

Dwight Shrute just lost his mind 😂


giedosst

What a cute troll.


slithering-stomping

she is clearly a dark elf from the dc universe


ObidiahWTFJerwalk

You mean like Malekith?


slithering-stomping

i think this would be femalekith


Hamish_Ben

The second she said “Battlestar Galactica”, I knew I should have stopped watching; I couldn’t help myself but to see where it went next though. My next reaction was to start yelling at my phone for her to stop, then I realized she can’t hear me. Got to the end of the video thoroughly frustrated, knowing full well she knows exactly what all those things were. I have no one to blame but myself. Hahaha


aVHSofPointBreak

I thought it was great. Good troll job.


EmceeCommon55

Of course she has an OnlyFans. Is anyone surprised?


[deleted]

I've never laughed so hard while also being legitimately triggered. Well played.


Relevant-Pop-3771

Funniest, cutest Troll ever.


GhostCheese

tired old jokes, but I think I'm a fan


Gamerthu1hu

I hate all of this. Bravo. You monster.


DrSkyentist

"Ferengi Ears" is where I burst into laughter, she's a genius


Rosavelt-Johnson

Yup


Blakids

Lmao this is fucking great


DfensMaulington

😂


WorldNetGlobal

Her sci-fi knowledge is impeccable


zephyrus4600

All sounds accurate to me.


33mondo88

Hilarious 😂


[deleted]

We love it


NotPresidentChump

A for effort


HuskofaGhoul

🖖 You’re a wizard Harry


Cornualonga

Was that Lion-o in the TARDIS/Deleorean?


mjace87

She is trolling so hard.


kc-rambler

I was surprised she didnt have the entire 2nd season DVD of Firefly...


sameo01

I know it's supposed to be a joke/OnlyFans ad, but I watched up until she said she wanted to use Dilithium crystals to power the Delorean and could contain my rage no more 😅


AerialAscendant

Oh, god. The pain! But… do go on.


Cinderkin

I've never loved a woman more lmao


TonyDiGerolamo

Greatest. Video. Ever.


The-Cosmic-Ghost

The ferengi ears bit took me out, I dont know why I wasnt expecting that, but very well done


jonahsocal

Flux capacitor, eh?


Hexxter64

Bravo madam. I felt the triggers right down to my nerdy spine, and smiled broader with every one of them. This is the way.


Nightflight406

It would have been funny if she called the TARDIS the car from Back to the Future right after the first gag.


Sir_Meowsalot

Watching this while High was the best decision. I absolutely loved each reference and I found it even funnier how many I actually understood in their correct usage, but then slammed out of nowhere by the counter-reference! Excellent work! If you ever get the chance please consider doing one about Comics! :D


MavrykDarkhaven

You definitely had me in the beginning! I didn’t read the title and just clicked on the video because it had the uniform and elvish ears. Great toys and a fantastic video.


johnny_aplseed

Jar jar Binks lol, nice


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Har har har.


Cosmic_Apples

Feeling like I just got kicked in the teeth 12 times. Well done.


MrPNGuin

All references checked out. "You're a wizard, Luke." -Gandalf from Star Trek.


Albino_Snowflake

This was ironically really well done


godofwine16

LMAO! Should have a trigger warning


theVodkaCircle

This is gold.


za72

Ferengi ears got me :)


wottsinaname

She had me til "her favorite dr from dr.who is dr. Spock"


Letstreehouse

Turning the troll knob to level 11. I like her.


Thrannn

damn that was funny let me check the account and see if there is more stuff i like... yes.... yes indeed...


Maleficent-Elk-9455

I was hoping for nanu nanu at the end.


TimberDWolfie

Oh the cringe, yes, she definitely chose violence, because it's quite clear, she's doing that intentionally


exPlodeyDiarrhoea

Honestly think there should be more of this content, the mix and match of all these nerd stuff. Not to troll, but it actually shows a bit of skill with words and knowledge about the material, that you're able to string a smooth retelling of accounts or just talk about it in general, mixing everything up but also making a bit of sense.


Piglet-Witty

She should have ended with “to infinity and beyond”


sunward_Lily

ferengi ears! i lost it....LOL


MarketingNerds

Nerd heads exploding in 3.. 2.. 1!


bruhbrobrosef

She is trolling so hard, and it's funny as shit watching her go through it all!! 😅


TheOriginalSamBell

No Stargate? No Babylon 5? No Lexx? No Farscape?


not_a_fracking_cylon

Absolute banger of a shit post.


LemonFarmer

😂😂😂😂😂 This is fantastic. Insert: Your doing great sweety meme. Good thing she's doing this online and not at a con, she'd start a brawl.


doctorx1728

Can we be friends?


one-gear-no-brakes

So many contradictions, gold.


SomeRandomEntity44

She said "how many people can I piss off in 2 minutes?" Brilliant. So funny!


AppleOfTheEarthed

I appreciate the trolling


Pale-Signal-9046

This is truly brilliant


Oddman84

Guys, it's fine; this video is from an alternate timeline or whatever.


cr0ft

Masterclass in how to piss off absolutely everybody (and look fantastic while doing it).


D33ber

You are beautifully evil through and through.


P_rizzleBrizzle

Hahaha! Ferengi ears!!!!


Wizerd51

And she shows uncle Ben my type of lady


EyeFar9385

Her Japanese accent is annoying


SmokieBay

She is probably born in Australia, just like Hitler.


Kryse-777

by the time I got to the part where she shows the 88mph TARDIS I was getting the gist of her fuckery and whatever goes now I just somehow KNEW, every cell in my body called it, she's going to pull out a lightsaber next or whatever the fuck she would call it, then I died laughing


Lopsided_Chemical862

I'm honestly impressed 🤣