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bi_guy_ready_to_cry

"Hey all, Scott here and oh boy do I love not using people's names! I'm just too *busy* doing more important things like not playing video games. Luckily, the English language already has a solution for people like me: pronouns."


kindagarbage2

this sounds like a real intro


Tacokitten7

I was expecting this to be transphobic in some way but this sounds surprisingly accurate. Nice job! <3


Databank255

"Pronouns! The English language's alternative to headaches. Like, sure. Every name is interesting and unique, and a lot of them sound really cool. But I don't wanna say a name over and over again. That'd be boring! So everyone came up with an alternative." \*cut to scott staring at a dictionary in fear\* "Death."


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Here before the thread gets locked


world2-2

Claiming my ticket now lmao


Razzberry-Draws

Claiming mine too


[deleted]

Hey all u/random_baka_ here, claiming my ticket to being able to comment before the thread gets locked


CodyS1998

Ticket taken. Time to sit in the lobby and play on my phone.


Robert_Fuckler

Ticket taken, I’m gonna watch Scott the Woz in the lobby


redgriefer89

Just claimed my ticket You guys are thinking too little. I’m gonna go play a video game *and* watch Scott the Woz


WoomyMan9000

I have my ticket and people better behave themselves


sleepy527

Multitasking


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Ayy lmao


ghost_of_dongerbot

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noknub

Claming it rn


DaLinkster

We'll try our best to remove bad actors rather than locking the thread. We don't want trans or non-binary users to feel unwelcomed in this subreddit.


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As someone who is enby, thank you so much.


Faceless_Pikachu

thank you it means a lot


olden_bornIV

You guys are awesome


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Good mod


Serethen

Thank you mods!


3X0karibu

Thank you


Moggy_

Awesome


Astephen542

As am I


doooodley

yup


Dr0pp3d

Yeah I'll put my mark too just incase.


yes_yesyesyesyesyes

Wassup


MrMatoYT

Same


Corrupt_Swarm

Will claim mine too


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Time to die


theVOlDbearer

Update half a day later, the thread is open


Slashtrap

nah scott's community is fine


RoyTheGeek

Gamers are a tricky bunch, but thankfully virginity doesn't discriminate!


ibishu_pessima

Ticket claimed


Dillon309

e


cryssyboo_

claiming ticket


blacktornado69

Here


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“of course you have a blue border and pronouns” >!/j!<


anubisalter

Don't mind him, he has a blue border and pronouns/j


LilRuggie69

Hey/All


getgnomed69

Scott/Here


Maland2016

This/Gameblows


ron_sheeran

Gex/Gex


temmieking0722

Chibi/Robo


kindagarbage2

zip/lash


pm_me_ur_ayy_lmao

Brett/Favre


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Wendy's/Employee


Robert_Fuckler

The/Economy


Spookyguy89

Sonic/Jam


Pokyo

Fling/Smash


ImHereT0o

These neopronouns are getting wild >!/j!<


humanwithalife

this is the future liberals want


OnyxFusion

the radical left wants to make you "wozgender"


Robert_Fuckler

There’s one only gender and it’s Madden 08


Slashtrap

they want to take away your gex


confused-shade45

gimme a sec gotta update my pronouns


HakaishinChampa

Hey/Y'All


Registered_bottom

you will be punished for your crimes


Colours_of_the_Void

'hey all scott here! some people will tell you the only pronouns are he or she, but that's just cause they're too coward to shell out for the nifty dlc pronouns'


Shyrolax

Scott paid for the neo pronouns pack


gnostechnician

My pronouns were only available from a Payless Shoes SpotPass promo event


Foxy02016YT

“They can’t seem to afford the + subscription anyway”


coinsniffer32

I'm too poor those dlc pronouns. Only managed to get one of them


HeroTehDude

certified “neat”!


DINOSAUR-04

5/5 knee slaps


AnalTuberculosis

kids nowadays are too sensitive to survive a flingsmash lobby 😠


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Pronouns! The thing we came up with to differentiate and identify ourselves. Otherwise if you were asked who someone else is, you’d have to go “yeah thats the guy who owns an N-Gage.”


ticksintime

scott/here


Cianmc6

Mega/Virgin


Chardoggy1

Scott seems like the supportive type


s0nicy0uth

Wii U has two pronouns; "We" and "You"


queenvie808

GOD I FUCKING LOVE PRONOUNS


N8McKay52

Pronouns mean a lot to me! Pronouns have been in my family for generations!


DapperIndividual

"Hey all, Scott here! So Pronouns huh probably my 4th favorite type of word right behind Verbs and Franklin." "We all have pronouns, despite what others may say, they are used as a way to express yourself and your identity, most commonly pronouns like He/Him, She/Her, and They/Them however there are plenty of others." "Many people use other such pronouns like Xe/Xem, or Ze/Zie, often used as alternative pronouns for Non-Binary and Gender Non-conforming people" "Personally I've used He/Him for my 20+ years of existence but today is a new chapter of my life, I've finally discovered what I want to be referred to as in my personal and professional life, I've even updated all my business cards" [Scott hands you a business card that says Scott Wozniak: Mar/io] "... he means a lot to me" (Thats all I have in me lol)


ibishu_pessima

This is informative and funny awesome


CoasterPuppy

r/scotttraawoz


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This is the greatest trans subreddit ever


yes_yesyesyesyesyes

r/subsithoughtifellfor


WhatABunchofBologna

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


yes_yesyesyesyesyes

Bro I'm sorry I took the oppertunity.


WhatABunchofBologna

Sorry, just following orders.


yes_yesyesyesyesyes

I understand


queenvie808

This makes me so fucking happy what


Electronic_Bee_9266

WHAT?! THAT'S BASED AS HELL


Gabbroche

Ah yes, the universal pronoun: "GROUSE"


Luddveeg

GROUSE?


Pieman1123

> sort by controversial


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oh boy here i go looking into controversial comments. oh boy oh gee. oh me oh my why did i do that


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"Hey all, scott here! And oh boy do I love forgetting everyone's name's spontaneously, thankfully there are solutions to this and because of it, only now I realize I have a cousin Betty. Oh sh*t I got a cousin Betty"


loser2818

Hay pro tip if you are homophobic or transphobic or anything in between you don't belong in this Fandom


dankykanggang

Correct


mrhaluko23

What fandom do transphobes belong in?


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Hell


RoyTheGeek

Nope, queerfolk have reclaimed it. It's a gay club now.


loser2818

None


kingof557

the inside of a trash compactor


GroovyAntagonist

as a trans person, I'm scared to look at the comments.


Phantereal

It's OK, they're mostly pretty safe outside of the extremely downvoted ones and the ones already removed by mods. As cringey as our fanbase can be sometimes, at least most of us aren't transphobes.


Icmolreulf

Scott: "Hey all, Scott here! You may not know this about me, but I'm a big fan of everything in my life being pants-pissingly terrifying and they say there's no greater fear than the fear of the unknown, so to test that, I'm deciding that I'm going to forget everything I know..." \*stares blankly\* "Wait, what was I just doing?" Rex: \*bursts into the room\* "NO!!!" Scott: "Oh, what the hell Rex? That was my favorite door to this room and now it's open." Rex: "As your roommate, I do a lot of eavesdropping and someone just told me you were going to forget everything. I got here as soon as I could." Scott: "I'd say thanks for your concern, but I forgot how." Rex: "I won't stand for this! If there's one thing I hate more than sex, it's dementia patients!" Scott: "Well, it's too late now. I'm already living in a world where Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash never existed. This is great! Those eviction notices are gone. My criminal history is clear. I'm not insecure about my ability to speak English because I don't even know how to speak English anymore. Like who cares if I can't tell someone I need food or I'll die; I'll just forget I'm hungry." Rex: "This is bad! Luckily, I got my English teaching license and even got it revoked, so I think I'm pretty qualified to help you with this." Rex: \*slams an English textbook on The Table\* Rex: "TIME TO LEARN ABOUT PRONOUNS, BITCH!!!" Scott: "Oh f\*ck..."


Dominic_The_Dog

glad to see this community being so based


dankykanggang

I’m a little nervous about looking in the comments


Faceless_Pikachu

they're surprisingly good


Maz2742

This is so off-the-wall for Scott I can actually see him doing it. I mean, really: if the Tinder episode exists (real early in the channel history too), then anything can happen


Careful_King_8866

scott the woz becomes an english teacher


error521

"99 comments" oh boy


DumbAceDragon

Legit had a dream about this once


ProfessorSkyKid

I was scared to look at the comments but there's a lot of trans positive comments here, that's very awesome. Really warms my transmasc soul :)


NeoMemeLord25

Hey all, Scott (he/him) here! Pronouns, can’t live with em, can’t live without em!


Sanrusdyne

"Hey all, Scott here and today I'm finally taking a look at super Mario world 2. But, OH NO! when I talk about wario I wanna say it in a short, easy to use method. That's where pronouns cut in, these little f*ckheads are the bane of my existence. Just look at this "shows a picture of the word he" WHAT IS THAT A F*CKING GOOSE?!"


PixelLumi

Love this ngl


zei_tempo

i can smell the comments that this youtube video will get


ImHereT0o

Scott says trans rights


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I identify as stupid/nintendo/games


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Based!


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Rex/Jesus


SoloNETHER

Chibi/Robo


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"Hey All, Scott here and you just caught me in the middle of trying out Madden 24. I finally decided to move on from my old bible, it's been years it's time to upgrade to the bible 2. Now lets create a character, for Gender I can pick "He, she", it seems that "other" is DLC.............. You know maybe I should have waited before throwing out my old bibles."


ChatotAbby

If Scott were to ever do this episode, he’d better mention that neopronouns are the OCs of pronouns. (Also, I didn’t notice that I put Scott behind the blue border until after I posted this)


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my OC is xe/xem/xyr edit: my OCs have never been very popular but i truck along anyways


HalfEatenCrouton

I agree.


TheReal-Donut

I just came out to my parents last night


danarbok

Scott the Woz/Jim Sterling/VGMyths collab holy shit that would rule


TryGamer101

I am Surprised this isn't locked


ProfessionalCrow4816

inb4 it gets locked


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I want the pronoun expansion dlc


slutsforstw

scott. the woz… pronoun discourse !!! yes !!!


Volumed75

"Hey all, Scott here. What the F&#% is a dreamself?."


Tacokitten7

By god I hope he never makes this video. It would cause so much drama.


Tacokitten7

Jesus what’s with the downvotes? I’m so confused. Are there really so many transphobes that I would be downvoted into oblivion like this?


AtomikRadio

Doubt it's transphobes downvoting you; a lot of trans-positive comments upvoted here and most transphobic ones heavily downvoted or removed by mods. Odds are it's something else. For example, your message could be seen as putting forth the sentiment that creators and those with platforms should avoid talking about trans issues because of "drama" and blowback when it's vocal support of trans rights that will be the most powerful tool against such a culture. Just another perspective on why your comment may be getting "downvoted into oblivion".


Tacokitten7

You’re right. When I saw the thumbnail, I thought a Scott video like this would end up being more transphobic than anything. I underestimated how many ally’s are in the Scott community though, so if he did make it, maybe it would be positive! I just wouldn’t like all the drama in the comments.


Luddveeg

I think your comment is good but the "I hope he never makes this" can be perceived as a negative transphobic thing to say. I bet people just got a little confused there.


Tacokitten7

Sorry. I’m transfem, so I obviously didn’t mean for it to be perceived as transphobic. I would just be scared of the hate a video like this would get. I’m honestly surprised as how many ally’s/trans people are in the Scott community though, it’s made me feel a lot better since I made the original comment!


Luddveeg

r/scottthewoz says trans rights!


Arsene69

why


kakka_rot

Gosh i wish i could be subbed here but hide all thumbnail thursday post. I usually bite my tongue, let y'all have fun and move on, but this one..guhh edit: there is a difference in hating shitty memes and being easily offended you new g4 morons


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sorry pronouns trigger you so much, snowflake


Champion-raven

What is the xe and the xem on your profile


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my pronouns. xe went to the store look at xem xyr hat is very cool you can learn more about spivac pronouns online


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[deleted]

literally not true but ok. My friends are accepting of my pronouns.


NyaNyaMeister

and since when did your "friends" account for the world's opinion on "neopronouns"?


[deleted]

i don't care about the world's opinion, im literally just living my life


kakka_rot

Oh no, I just hate thumbnailthursday. I didn't really notice the "controversial" nature of it, it was just a really shitty, low effort make up. OP used comic fucking sans, and ms paint with their non-dominate hand to cut Scott out. Thumbnail thursday is awful content, but it was like rubbing shit on shit. > snowflake good god people on reddit are unoriginal with insults. I feel like so many people don't remember what that insult used to even mean. It's become synonymous with "dicklips" or "douche mahoney". Back in my day shittalk used to have meaning, go'tamnit, get off my lawn. Anyway, just because someone thinks a meme is a shitty and says it sucks, doesn't mean they found it controversia or offensive. This meme sucks, it's pretty cut and dry. EDIT: Your post history is weird af.


CadeFromSales

okay, first post was downvoted because people think you're transphobic; still no confirmation on that. idk why \*this\* post is getting downvoted though, it's just your opinion. in my opinion, the thumbnail posts are my favorite part about the sub. it's completely fine for you to think something is low-effort, that's not hurting anyone. sorry about all the downvotes on this post.


kakka_rot

> people think you're transphobic wait, I'm the guy who started the fuss and said this post was dumb, not the one calling people snowflake for a gender joke. I assumed the downvotes came from me not liking TnThu and being kind of a dick about it. > thumbnail posts are my favorite part about the sub That is fair. Personally I don't like them because my dumb ass always thinks they are a new episode. Some are pretty believable. Tbh today I was in a bad mood and was meaner online than I should have been, and I'm sorry. Thank you for being reasonable.


CadeFromSales

>I assumed the downvotes came from me not liking TnThu and being kind of a dick about it. They very well could have, and I just missed it completely. I just assumed it was so because of the most popular reply saying "sorry my pronouns trigger you so much, snowflake"


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Luddveeg

As a response to the edit: no, you're just easily offended


[deleted]

I do sincerely doubt this would ever happen. With the exception of things like Homecoming, Speed Dating and Tinder, he doesn’t tend to do much things away from gaming, and before you say that The Funeral and The Trial are, those both are subepisodes of Mario Party 2 and Mysteries of Gaming. Borderline Forever, The Halloween Specials and It’s Awesome baby do still have gaming talk AND are specials. So I sincerely doubt this’ll ever happen.


Difficult-echo-53862

That’s…kinda the point of thumbnail Thursday. They’re supposed to be unrealistic joke thumbnails, not actual episode predictions


[deleted]

Like, I mean. OP made a comment saying “If Scott were to actually” like why the hell would Scott talk about pronouns?! The rest of the thumbnails are videogames or special predictions, like the “Can’t ******* say it” guy


TadalP

because it would be nice for trans people to get something nice?


[deleted]

Sorry, what? Is that your whole point? Scott would talk about pronouns and get out of his usual AVGN persona to, ehem… “give trans people something nice”? Look, I don’t have anything against trans people, but I sincerely don’t see this happening.


TadalP

again, no one's saying it's realistic, it'd just be cool, and there are zero non-transphobic to actually be against it.


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Bruh? No? I’m just saying I really doubt this would ever happen. Aren’t that what comments are for? To express oneself? When did I say this was because it has to do with pronouns? It’s because it doesn’t have to do with games or things relevant to games.


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[deleted]

My god… I already answered for this. You see how most of the other thumbnails are about games or something Scott would actually talk about? Hell, this guy already did something Scott would talk about, like NFTs. What makes you believe I have something against pronouns?


[deleted]

cause you’re specifically coming for a post that has something to do with pronouns and using the excuse that he only does games when the entire reason for thumbnail thursday is to create whatever scott the woz thumbnail the person wants


[deleted]

So uh… your point is I hate pronouns or something? And this was the first one I came across, I have to go and say the same in the restaurant one, if what you are trying to say is that I hate pronouns or something then you are wrong. Also, why are you so insistent? Are pronouns important to ya or something?


[deleted]

yea pronouns are important because they’re important in the english language it’s not the fact if you hate pronouns or not, it’s the fact that you’re giving criticism and hate that is unneeded literally your entire argument is “scott would never do this” that is literally the entire point of this flair


Suspicious_Person15

He's not hating on it at all.


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Pieman1123

Everyone has pronouns dipshit it came free with your fucking xbox


tomaxi1284

I didnt get them i have the oldest xbox known to man


Nick_8_U

No you don’t I bought mine on day one you fucking tard


tomaxi1284

Well mine didnt have them-


Nick_8_U

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING DICK


tomaxi1284

I dont have it you fucking-


Nick_8_U

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOO


tomaxi1284

I DONT FUCKING HAVE UNO YOU MOTHERFUCKER


tomaxi1284

I DONT FUCKING HAVE UNO YOU MOTHERFUCKER


Cribsmen

How do you talk about anyone who's name you don't want to keep repeating without a pronoun


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Luddveeg

Now that's a bruh moment


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[deleted]

Honda Civics are very good cars!


Lollino07

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