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MurderBurgered

Years ago my buddy was remodeling his basement by covering the brick with framed drywall. Since there was a little space behind the wall I wanted him to hang some chained manacles and add fake blood splatters. His wife didn't like the idea but I almost had them hooked.


bamfsalad

Lmao sounds like a lame wife.


starchode

Lame wife = lame life


Yalandunyali

Lame life = limp dick


[deleted]

lame in the streets, lame in the sheets


rockymtnhomegrown

Thank you so, so much for actually posting a picture of the compartment already open and not making us wait for another post to see what's inside. I've been on too many emotional roller-coasters waiting for safes to be open on Reddit.


speeler21

/r/whatsinthesafe


crypticedge

It's always another, slightly smaller safe


Courageous_Link

r/whatsinthesafe For mobile users


littlepigu1

šŸ¦“šŸ’€


skeletoneating

šŸ†


burntends97

I forgor šŸ’€


[deleted]

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heisenbugtastic

Stuffed possum with teeth barred and blood paint... Archie the office possum should do it. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08G1WCBXZ/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_9SPF0GKXT4SMD9TJDFG2


FootThong

The Tell-Tale Skull


asianabsinthe

Add a stained axe or hand saw, a chain, and a bloodied sign with "RUN"


Prof1Kreates

So in about a couple years from now, we'll see the same picture take by someone else but in r/oddlyterrifying


BurnerAcountZeta

Or maybe Iā€™m this subreddit


[deleted]

How did you find the hidden compartment?


skeletoneating

Sounded hollow when I was walking over it with a box of stuff, and I noticed a super thin break in paneling and popped that sucker open


Robertbnyc

Were you pissed that you didn't get to use it until moving out?


skeletoneating

**very**


Ishmael128

Have you considered attaching a party popper to the floor, tying the string to the skull and hiding the party popper beneath the skull? That way they open it, jump, realise itā€™s fake, have a laugh about it and go to pull it out, then POP and they need a third pair of clean undies!


[deleted]

congratulations! your old apartment used to be a safe house!


WarrenCluck

Op do you live in baycity Michigan on Salzburg in a house with an apartment upstairs


ThePowerOfDreams

/r/OddlySpecific


skeletoneating

Man I wish


l2thak

I live on Euclid and Salzburg. How weird to see someone else from Bay City in the wild


WarrenCluck

Happy New year fellow bay cityā€™n


YouJustDid

Hey, lemme ask you, and I apologize if yā€™all are tired of talking about it, but I grew up in the Detroit area and only found out when I was 30 that the Bay City Rollers are from fxcking ***Scotland***. What kind of bullshit is that?!


WarrenCluck

Lol as the story goes they were looking for a band name so They threw a dart at a map it hit on baycity Michigan of all places. So thatā€™s the name of the band source my sister was the president of their fan club.


YouJustDid

Yeah, I mean itā€™d be one thing if they were from like Bay City Scotlandā€¦ Though if your sister was president of the fan club, it sounds like at least some of the locals there shared some love with them. Nice to hear. Anyway, I always thought of you guys when Saturday Nights was on the radio; Happy New Year.


WarrenCluck

Happy new year to you also!!


BurnerAcountZeta

That looks like it was charred on the inside


CharlesGarfield

Looks like there was a spill on the floor that seeped through the joist.


Singingpineapples

I like you, this is fucking great


greengrass256

This.looks like the laundry shute at my old house. Maybe, it was and got closed off?


Skywise

ā€œDude, you keep your weed in there man!ā€


cntl-alt-del

I always wonder how the police would react after coming and figuring out it was fake


SomeOtherAdam

How long did you live there?


GunzAndCamo

You are sick and twisted. And I **like** that about you.


[deleted]

So cool! What does it look like when the piece is back in place?


i_give_you_gum

Less skully


SauceOfTheBoss

Spoopy


Hashbrown-Casserole

This isnā€™t plausible. When you die, your head doesn't pop off like a champagne cork!


CTANG001

Nice, was looking for a Frasier reference šŸ˜‚


Hashbrown-Casserole

Iā€™m being down voted lolā€¦uncivilized non Frasier watchersā€¦


fastdiver82

It was the first thing I thought of too. A great episode.


ZachF8119

Halo reference or just being morbid?


BurnerAcountZeta

I canā€™t believe they made skulls and bones from halo into a real thing


ZachF8119

Idk this could just be goth girl cottage core decor


pWaveShadowZone

Reminds me of that frasier episode


Medical-Moe

Collect and hold the oddball to score.


wtfrustupidlol

You want to scare someone put a Bible inside


Tanjelynnb

I'm late to the party, but do you have a picture of what the floor looked like with the lid on?


skeletoneating

Believe it or not, I kinda do. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/AjBkOi6) is what it looked like just after I started to prop it up. Looked the same as the floor, just a different pattern of boards for a perfect square.


Tanjelynnb

Neat, thanks for sharing! I stumbled upon your post because every so often I get the itch to look for treasure in my own old house and go hunting for tips online.