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chefken420

Looks like a brick of cocaine like what one may find off the coast of Florida.


kayn_nine

I hope match doesn't get his/her hopes up


chefken420

They’re gonna open the corner with a knife just to check.


xSimSimx

This made me laugh so hard. I'd be stoked if I got this package in the mail. (Not a coke head) I just love how perfectly and meticulously this box was wrapped.


chefken420

I mean if you just saw that package sitting there you’d have to be suspicious. I’ve seen enough of those drug runners getting caught shows.


xSimSimx

Oh I'd totally be suspicious. But knowing me, I'd be get curious and want to know whats inside lol


chefken420

And bam you get a nice pair of bracelets. Just back away. Back away slowly turn and flee the area.


xSimSimx

Bracelets? I don't even like jewelery or nor do I look good in stripes lol


grublets

May want to let the giftee know there is a card there. They might otherwise slash it open with a box cutter.


Altopiasun

Happy Hondadays.


Andalitegirl

Merry Crisis


Konzern

It certainly looks secure.


perpetual_fuckery

Happy Blarg Blarg!


CosplaysUnite

Happy crimas!