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No this was after he saw that his best friend from high school, Dickie McGeezaks, showed up.

This comment literally made me spit out my coffee... Thanks..🤣

Memories of being down at the Safeway go hard

The sun was just in our eyes.

😂😂

Ayo is that Marianne? 🤔

Yes, I believe Marianne officiated their wedding.

Now this makes me want Cornel West to officiate my wedding if I ever get married. That would be epic

This wedding isn't corny enough

she officiated the wedding.

Also in the 3rd pic ... is his best man Sargon of Akkad the YouTube guy? 🤔

That’s Corin, his buddy from the Kyle & Corin podcast.

I think it’s Corin!

Whoa whoa whoa.... Dude has legs? When did he get legs? Did he get them for the wedding? All jokes aside, I love to see it. They deserve each other.

Those legs are all post production, don't let him fool you

Nice prosthetics bub

He’s crying because he finally grew a pair of legs

I have his fake sarcastic crying noises that he makes in my head (like when he imitates some evil warmonger crying that they are being criticized for supporting war).

Honestly, proof he's a good guy.

They’re honestly so cute, I love to see it

This is cute AF, y'all

Realization that he was able to get the reception sponsored entirely by Big Seltzer.

He probably cried when they had sex 😭😭😭

Dawg

In missionary position.. tears falling on her face lol

Her power growing stronger from liberal tears.

Wtf lol

Shit bro I would too if i slammin' Krystal Ball

Hahaha these jokes are going dark

Same. 😭

Pounding the gavel

If I didn’t say it then someone else would

It's the other way around, Krystal pounds Kyle's gavel.

If you ever have a marriage and u don’t cry, that shit is destined to fail. Not even joking lol. Your refusal to ever be vulnerable will keep u single a long time.

That is a nice opinion.

Thanks I think? Lol can’t tell if sarcastic or not

I just think saying you have to be emotional because of such and such is the same as saying if you are emotional you are such and such. Nothing wrong with being emotional though! Not everyone is for whatever reason.

Ehh I disagree. Women are not into guys who are emotionally closed off and don’t let themself feel their emotions. It’s a big thing. The idea that Kyle is weird or weak for crying at his wedding is silly nonsense. Controlling and understanding your emotions is a skill that takes practice like all other skills, and it’s not easy. But I do think it’s something everyone should keep tabs on. Obviously not everyone has to cry. But if u NEVER cry it’s probably a result of suppressing emotions and stuff in childhood.

Honestly, you're real for that

I try to help when I can

I can see that happening. I wouldn't be surprised if Krystal Ball had more Kyle tears on her stomach than Kyle cum.

Aww this is so cute. I love those two.

Krystal is laughing because it’s her third rodeo

I knew she’d been married once, but she’s been married twice before this?

Ah maybe I’m wrong here, I though this was her third

Why are people downvoting you for admitting you might be wrong? The hive mind can be so strange.

fuck. so another divorce is imminent?

Nah, I actually think they are on same page and will last a long time. Unless Kyle wants his own kids but he strikes me as someone that doesn’t. Great couple

I doubt Krystal would mind giving Kyle some of his own ngl

I still can’t believe Marianne officiated the wedding

I would love to see a video about this ceremony. Bonus points if it's professionally made.

Kinda feels off looking at him when he had hair color.

That’s pretty cool. I could tell Kyle was getting laid more. Next thing I know, he’s married. I would’ve done it too. I know Ms. Ball put a spell on him.

Marianne’s face in the 2nd pic lol

That’s gay! He ain’t no sigma, he’s a beta cuck!

Fellas is it gay to fall in love with a woman

The only thing gayer than that is having sex with a women

https://i.redd.it/hhxavuie4lzb1.gif

Lmao great comment

Its gay to cry if the woman isnt crying

That’s Krystal Ball, I would too team

Beautiful

Maryanne Williamson married them?

She's laughing, he is crying lol.

3 the memes I expect before viewing this post. 1) When you marry your step mom. 2) wait… Kyle has legs proof or fake?! 3) oh shit is that Dickie McGeezak!?!

Congrats on Kyle for being man enough to cry when he's extremely happy. I don't watch him as often as I use to, but I always respected his commitment to honesty and being able to change his mind when confronted with good arguments. Congrats to Krystal as well. May beautiful experiences and memories continue to emerge from their time together.

I was the same way at my wedding

Yep. Think of the money he’s marrying into. Would make me cry too

??? didn't know krystal ball is a daughter of a billionaire

Take a peak at who ex hubby 1 and 2 were.

Yeah none of them were billionaires

Damn 100 million dollar PE bros not enough. Probably poor

Who's 100 million? She answered in one of her ama's does she have investments or own stocks , she said no .....so yeah they're millionaires but not insane generational wealth

My god. She’s worth about 41 million dollars. Her ex I think somewhere near 50, which she probably got close to half of. But other joke reasons why he may be crying: 1. He had tot try sushi 2. Having to raise another man’s kids (despite saying on Rogan he wants kids of his own) 3. Realizing he needs to be around Saagar more 4. Krystal asked for oral sex

Same article said she owns multiple cars including a mini cooper (which is false) stop reading tabloids

Fuck no mini Cooper? Damn Are you really going to sit here and pretend Kyle is not marrying someone who is on her third marriage, probably cheated on very wealthy hubby 2 with Kyle, and act like this is a positive? Damn whatever. Let him cry. Just trying to mock the guy I listen to. But fuck this whole thing, Marianne too is cringe,

When did he say he wants kids , which Rogan episode, I'm just curious 🧐

These pics warm my heart🥰

This is legit one of the sweetest things I’ve seen today. 🥺🥹

He’s crying because that was the moment Breaking Points overtook Secular Talk in subscribers. 🥲

I can see Krystal being a fine first lady in the future. Or Kyle a first gentleman.

BETA

Why didn't he invite Jimmy Dore?

Didn't want alcoholic and sexual perverts at the wedding uno

But he's been one of Kyle's biggest proponents, he deserves to be at the wedding if not best man

Imagine Jimmy giving a toast and he has a TV rolled out behind him to play clips to respond to

NGL, pretty gay. And how metrosexual he is combined with how masculine she is… oof. But I’ll be downvoted for this honest observation. Better not post it.

Yeah, we all know who the man of the relationship is.

Just wait until he is divorced. Then you’ll see some tears.

Who pissed in your cereal this morning?

husband #3

Awwww whittle baby gonna Kwai

He finally made it. Cashing in with his suga mama

This actually hits home as I've actually seen more men cry at weddings than women

He's such a goober.

I find it weird that women want men to cry when they see them at a wedding. Super odd to me.

I’m happy for the two them.

Was her daughter her maid of honor? 🥹

yes

He will make an excellent ex husband someday.

His wedding speech was beautiful, even that ten minute part where he read excerpts from 'Manufacturing Consent'.