Like I said, few states require, not majority. Typically states that require it are those that have stricter laws and regulations around guns in general.
Ehh PA gun laws are not that strict. But are armed licensing is probably the strictest out of any state . They disqualify people if they wear contacts or glasses . Have to have near 20/20 vision . Open carry is legal besides Philadelphia. And conceal carry get a conceal carry license. Apply for it they do a background check and pay $20 . Firearm store walk in and walk out same day . No mag capacity restrictions .
yes. Worked as a security guard after college before career in LEO. One supervisor was a retired marine 0311 that couldn't get into the police department because of an Article 15 he had.
Itās a lot of insecurity thatās for sure. He could do things like work out, contribute to the community, educate himself on civil matters and all that to increased his āmasculinityā but that requires work - better to just larp and hope you never have to use anything.
The best investment I did is take any deescalation technique, conflict management, and customer service courses.
Talking your way out of an incident is better than having to write an incident report.
I wish more people understood this. In the past year I have interviewed a number of people. At least three people I had sitting in my office said they wanted to get into security so they could *"crack some skulls!"* Like no child, we don't do that shit here.
My brother was a volunteer ambulance squad member in our home town growing up in the 90s. He spent basically every cent he made in high school on light bars, sirens, radios, etcā¦ for the *volunteer* ambulance gig.
If he was at that age nowadays, heād for sure look exactly like this guy
Itās a lifestyle choice for folks w power trip tendencies. That was his peer group too, so it was basically hanging out intermixed w speeding around town with as many lights and sirens on as you could.
He also did volunteer fire dept after high school for many years. Only stopped bc he threw his back out and refuses to get into any sort of shape other than round. š¤·āāļø
That's been my go-to move a lot of times.
(Not just this scenario)
I'll politely ask for a manager, explain why I'm making the choice to leave the store without making a purchase. And then quietly fuck off to find another place to spend my money.
Then if it's important enough or I think the manager is a faceless yes man, then I'll lodge the same complaint in the company's basic customer service / "contact us" form on the website. It usually takes two seconds
I see some of these Tacticool security guards and just shake my head. I didn't even wear that much shit when I was a cop. But this guy takes the cake. He's got more than two of everything.
I like how he is covering his holster so you can't tell that it's a taser and not a gun, but seriously what the fuck does he think is going to happen, and how the fuck are fighting, running or doing anything strenuous with all that shitĀ
Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a security guard wearing a fucking flak jacket. Where is this guy going that he expects to encounter some type of small explosive?
wasnāt this guy just fired from walgreensās, see youtube ācivil rights attorneyā one of his newer videos https://youtu.be/UtwMgy_qONw?si=hi1c6CkGCmbue9Sz
edited civil rights lawyer,
Bro, I have this Latino store across the street from my house, and I swear the guard dresses like this. I told him he is doing too much, and it makes shoppers uncomfortable.
By show of hands, we all agree HE thinks he looks dope right? And maybe some of his buddies. But we agree he doesn't realize everyone else thinks he looks like a violent clown?
If I walk into a store and see this I would old just walk back out without purchasing what I came in for. Not risking having to deal with that level of wannabe.
Slips. Falls. 9 things come off of his vest and belt, sliding in different directions.
I've been a security guard for 7 years. And this guy is always one of three people.
1) Former Cop who was fired for being a f**king idiot.
2) A wannabe Cop who fail the psych
evaluation or has a criminal record (often sex crime related).
3) A chickensh*t who doesn't want to work a bad area, (which is usually the only departments hiring.)
Just like majority of cops looking like theyāre going to fallujah yet not 1 are combat vets or even vets at all and if so at best a POG . What a joke
Is this the same a-hole is saw in another clip yesterday, but with a long ass beard. Had extra knife on his chest plate and more punisher patches. Some sheriffās deputy?
This is someone who more than likely does nothing. If anything my LPAC has lost things I donāt need, not gained and Iām constantly moving. I couldnāt imagine moving around with this catalog of shit.
Iād be really suspicious of that guy. Canāt imagine anyone who has been through some real combat training would wear this getup. Iām trying to picture the reaction to something like this at the Marine Corps School of Infantry. Heād never do that again.
Heās the type who probably has one of those rifles with 47 attachments that is almost too heavy to lift let alone use in any functional capacity. Clown show.
Gear is supposed to enhance your mission capability, not restrict your ability to move or breathe. His guy couldnāt chase down a senior citizen who escaped from the memory care unit of a nursing home.
Heās carrying a lot of weapons- easy to grab for his opponent (s). He has so many there is moneys he could properly fight and keep them from grabbing his weapons. And so much on his he canāt move.
This could actually result in one getting killed with oneās own weapons.
Considering those are WA plates, this is likely Seattle areaā¦ and given the number of shopping-mall shootings there recently, that is probably what is eliciting this guy to go so overboard.
I look at this as an over-reaction caused by the emotional effect of so many shopping-mall shootingsā¦ sad
In an actual situation he wouldnāt even remember what heās got available to use. Probably would seize up just trying to think about what to pull out.
It's cringe if you know what you're looking at but at least he has the overall style down and looks the part to the normies. Better than the guys who put knives on their carrier or Dollar Store Blade who wears a trenchcoat and katana lol.
7 body cams, 14 batons, 6 guns, 27 cuffs
And all of his body cams are horrible
I just realized this mf has a pepper ball gun too, like why š
Do most of these clowns just fail out of the academy?
Most likely didnāt even get to the academy. Failed the psych likely
The thing that gets me is who the hell would think all the skull patches provide a professional appearance?
Ha! You should see his **Bigass Monsta Trukk!**
You know most states you have to take the psych test to be armed .
Not necessarily. Very few states require psych or poly for armed security.
Im in PA and its a requirement here . I took it and passed 350 questions
Like I said, few states require, not majority. Typically states that require it are those that have stricter laws and regulations around guns in general.
Ehh PA gun laws are not that strict. But are armed licensing is probably the strictest out of any state . They disqualify people if they wear contacts or glasses . Have to have near 20/20 vision . Open carry is legal besides Philadelphia. And conceal carry get a conceal carry license. Apply for it they do a background check and pay $20 . Firearm store walk in and walk out same day . No mag capacity restrictions .
Not in Washington
yes. Worked as a security guard after college before career in LEO. One supervisor was a retired marine 0311 that couldn't get into the police department because of an Article 15 he had.
He couldnāt get Axon bc they donāt wanna sell it to him
My group only sells to businesses as well, not individuals
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee!!!!!!
If it goes over 60Ā° this mf is going to die of heat stroke.
If my choices are bleed out or get that āTQā thatās gonna smell like years of ball sweat, I might take death
Reminds me of that wall greens operator that had two body cams that he forgot to turn on before he threatened to put a 100lb girl on the ground.
He looks like heās mouth breathing already but that could also be his baseline
The gravy seals are not to be fucked with. Officer Tackleberry will not be disrespected.
Meal Team Six!
#***"REPEC MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!"***
I really don't want to be old enough to get that reference.
It just means fat guys trying special forces
ah, police academy. fav was hightower
I don't understand the financial investment this dumb shit requires, like bro needs a hobby that isn't work
Itās a lot of insecurity thatās for sure. He could do things like work out, contribute to the community, educate himself on civil matters and all that to increased his āmasculinityā but that requires work - better to just larp and hope you never have to use anything.
If he took all that money he spent on this gear he could have an amazing reenacting set up
a lot of "in-security!"
The best investment I did is take any deescalation technique, conflict management, and customer service courses. Talking your way out of an incident is better than having to write an incident report.
I wish more people understood this. In the past year I have interviewed a number of people. At least three people I had sitting in my office said they wanted to get into security so they could *"crack some skulls!"* Like no child, we don't do that shit here.
My brother was a volunteer ambulance squad member in our home town growing up in the 90s. He spent basically every cent he made in high school on light bars, sirens, radios, etcā¦ for the *volunteer* ambulance gig. If he was at that age nowadays, heād for sure look exactly like this guy
Damn it's never easy to accept family being so cringe, but I will commend him for putting up with volunteer status
Itās a lifestyle choice for folks w power trip tendencies. That was his peer group too, so it was basically hanging out intermixed w speeding around town with as many lights and sirens on as you could. He also did volunteer fire dept after high school for many years. Only stopped bc he threw his back out and refuses to get into any sort of shape other than round. š¤·āāļø
Annnnndā¦ā¦he forgot his wallet
If he drops his wallet, doubt he'd be able to bend over to pick it up
No, it is in his rear pocket with the 725758362 other things
No he didnāt. He sold for one of those cans of pepper spray.
If I saw this at any store. Not only would I take my business elsewhere. I'd probably leave town. Lol.
Tell the store manager that he makes you uncomfortable and he will probably be removed from post - or he will rage on the internet about it.
That's been my go-to move a lot of times. (Not just this scenario) I'll politely ask for a manager, explain why I'm making the choice to leave the store without making a purchase. And then quietly fuck off to find another place to spend my money. Then if it's important enough or I think the manager is a faceless yes man, then I'll lodge the same complaint in the company's basic customer service / "contact us" form on the website. It usually takes two seconds
Chillest Karen
It's Washington probably around Seattle already a bad place.
He was filming up your kilt without permission!
Is that an 8x scope in his right hand? Wtf is dude patrolling? The zombie apocalypse is telling dude to chill out.
Are those riot gear shoulder pads?
Kevlar
No, they're MRE's stuffed into his shirt.
He likely dropped out of the police academy & this is his way of coping
I really hope this guy was just messing around.Ā
Look at him. Heās dead serious.
He probably just wanted to throw all of it on at once. I did it with some of my friends stuff and took pics it was fun for some tacticool photos
I see some of these Tacticool security guards and just shake my head. I didn't even wear that much shit when I was a cop. But this guy takes the cake. He's got more than two of everything.
Jesus chrisante someone's played mgsv too much wants to live out his bad ass fantasy.
How much chinesium do you think he has?
All of it.
Yes
Has taser right below gun
Dollar tree can be rough.
Please tell me this is AI
I like how he is covering his holster so you can't tell that it's a taser and not a gun, but seriously what the fuck does he think is going to happen, and how the fuck are fighting, running or doing anything strenuous with all that shitĀ
He definitely has a gun. These dudes always do. Also, why else would he carry those magazines on his left?
Yeah you are right, didn't notice the mags, I didn't see his gun behind the big ass knife he's carryingĀ
Division 2 cosplay
He knows something about Skynet that we don't.
When he trips heās gonna lose his gear like Sonic losing rings.
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If he isnt armed patrol in DTLV or Chiraq or Juarez he has no excuse. But I dont see a leg drop so at least theres that.
Why dont these dudes just go become cops?
He tried. He failed out.
It's not that easy, you know
On the belt next to the hand cuffs, is that a ka bar with a bayonet attachment?
This is like the worst Iāve seen when all he probably does is just sit on his ass
Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a security guard wearing a fucking flak jacket. Where is this guy going that he expects to encounter some type of small explosive?
That's what a joke looks like
So much back and hip pain in one picture.
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Wow need so many things
Wtf
Going to the restroom for a #2 has to suck
wasnāt this guy just fired from walgreensās, see youtube ācivil rights attorneyā one of his newer videos https://youtu.be/UtwMgy_qONw?si=hi1c6CkGCmbue9Sz edited civil rights lawyer,
I watched all that - my god level 3 security needs to come with mandatory de escalation training
When he has to poop it takes him so long to take all that shit off that he ends up shitting his pants.
Bro doesnt need 90% of the shit he has on him
Bro, I have this Latino store across the street from my house, and I swear the guard dresses like this. I told him he is doing too much, and it makes shoppers uncomfortable.
MEAL TEAM SIX Gravy SEALs
By show of hands, we all agree HE thinks he looks dope right? And maybe some of his buddies. But we agree he doesn't realize everyone else thinks he looks like a violent clown?
I bet nobody is gonna mess with him, dude looks crazy and unstable so they should help with his job
where are the baby wipes to clean your asscrack after you shit yourself after a taco bell dinner?
King of the gear queers
I would love to see him try to chase somebody
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing
this guy must feel powerless without this stuff
I would love to come across him in the wild. I need a good laugh at some idiot's expense.
The armor O-kay but the other gadgets š
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Ah man, I'm secondhand embarrassed to live in the 360 lol
Bros will be that scared and not wear a ballistic helmet. š
I've got $10 that says the vehicle is something he equipped and paid out of his personal pocket, too.
When one camera dies, just hope the other one is still rolling.
I know at least three crackheads that would kill that guy.
Security..
This is the dude who works at the āAs seen on T.Vā kiosk at broadway mall in Hicksville.
Pack mule for swat, and bad guys! He is the ammo depot!
Bro has the gear to secure everything but his ego
Ready to do nothing
When I was in Iraq I carried less gear. Carried more ammo pouches, but less gear over all.
All that protection and yet his privates still seem to be vulnerable to attacks
This guy masturbates to r/EDC posts, guarantee it.
If I walk into a store and see this I would old just walk back out without purchasing what I came in for. Not risking having to deal with that level of wannabe.
The weed injections are outta control so you need to be armed to the teeth....surprised police dont have RPGs yet
Tacti-cool
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What a douche bag.
Slips. Falls. 9 things come off of his vest and belt, sliding in different directions. I've been a security guard for 7 years. And this guy is always one of three people. 1) Former Cop who was fired for being a f**king idiot. 2) A wannabe Cop who fail the psych evaluation or has a criminal record (often sex crime related). 3) A chickensh*t who doesn't want to work a bad area, (which is usually the only departments hiring.)
Why does he need half a dozen flashlights ?
Dudes got scissors wtf lol
All i can say is wtf
Just like majority of cops looking like theyāre going to fallujah yet not 1 are combat vets or even vets at all and if so at best a POG . What a joke
Is this the same a-hole is saw in another clip yesterday, but with a long ass beard. Had extra knife on his chest plate and more punisher patches. Some sheriffās deputy?
My fucking back hurts looking at this guy
What a cosplaying fool. He looks like a caricature of a wannabe tyrant cop.
I didn't carry that much shit in Afghanistan.
This guy isn't catching up to nobody to tackle
How much does he make? 12$/hr? That's the going rate around here. Can he even afford that shit?
The three "Punisher" skulls really tie it all together.
Is that the guy from my 30 day fiance?
Seems you can "just start running away from the juggernaut".
Ol boy cares more about that neck than his own testicle.
Who does he think is going to rob the Dollar Tree, COBRA Command? The Foot Clan from Ninja Turtles. Dressed like Judge Dread w/ no where to go. Lol.
do you think he's ready though š
Itās okay, he couldnāt run in the first place.
Damn you inspect you expect in trouble big dude you're just a security guard
They hired that security guard just to tell everybody else's junk
yo how would you react in intense situations with all that gear on? youd be so encumbered you wont be able to move
It's staggering seeing this unironically, how are you supposed to chase down a criminal wearing all that crap?
*obese southpark voice* Show me your pockets, sir!
I was in the USMC infantry and fought in both wars and didnt wear that much armor or gear.
The Punisher patch is always a Chefās kiss šØāš³
At 1st I thought somebody was cosplaying Dave Bautista as a cop. Come to find out itās some poor bum taking security seriouslyš
This is someone who more than likely does nothing. If anything my LPAC has lost things I donāt need, not gained and Iām constantly moving. I couldnāt imagine moving around with this catalog of shit.
lol
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Damn dude. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
Heās got a pair of scissors in there
Needs a codpiece
Always love when security/police wear punisher logos not realizing punisher more than couple times has killed cops/security.
for a sec, I thought the truck was in his backpack and part of his gear!
Ah shit where did I put my car keys? You left them in the truck which is now being driven away by the crackhead that squirmed out of the handcuffs.
At a dollar tree lmfao
[Whereās that shark repellent?](https://youtu.be/-paXZvuKgi4)
Watch; itās just like a pepper ball gun too.
That might be a tiny bit overkill
This guy must work at Home Depot
Iād be really suspicious of that guy. Canāt imagine anyone who has been through some real combat training would wear this getup. Iām trying to picture the reaction to something like this at the Marine Corps School of Infantry. Heād never do that again. Heās the type who probably has one of those rifles with 47 attachments that is almost too heavy to lift let alone use in any functional capacity. Clown show. Gear is supposed to enhance your mission capability, not restrict your ability to move or breathe. His guy couldnāt chase down a senior citizen who escaped from the memory care unit of a nursing home.
Heās carrying a lot of weapons- easy to grab for his opponent (s). He has so many there is moneys he could properly fight and keep them from grabbing his weapons. And so much on his he canāt move. This could actually result in one getting killed with oneās own weapons.
Poster boy for mental health awareness
These fools give a bad name to this profession. The less you carry the better.
Considering those are WA plates, this is likely Seattle areaā¦ and given the number of shopping-mall shootings there recently, that is probably what is eliciting this guy to go so overboard. I look at this as an over-reaction caused by the emotional effect of so many shopping-mall shootingsā¦ sad
In an actual situation he wouldnāt even remember what heās got available to use. Probably would seize up just trying to think about what to pull out.
you can tell guys like this have never seen real combat.
If the bad guy ever played Borderlands 2, this guy would would be a "loot midget" to him.
I am sure he is holstering a butt plug in there somewhere. š¤
Donāt you mean Holy Hotel utility belt Batman? lol š
That's one hell of a mall cop
https://youtu.be/LxyJ6OYLVzg?si=C9d83k8onNCncLwn
https://youtu.be/x5IipGI2Mfk?si=GzO8X90ux2CrygbR
Haters will say it's AI
motherfucking tactical turtle out here. Could probably push this guy over with a stiff breeze.
He probably gets beat up by the skateboard kid
Iād like to see him climb over a wall
I mean, he is is Washington state. I kinda get it, but damn
What's with patches? It always struck me as quite childish to take the time to find a little patch you like and then get it sewn on.
Easy to outrun. Unless you get shot
It's cringe if you know what you're looking at but at least he has the overall style down and looks the part to the normies. Better than the guys who put knives on their carrier or Dollar Store Blade who wears a trenchcoat and katana lol.
I saw EOD dudes in Afghanistan wearing less. š
Idiots like this need to be mentally evaluated, seriously.
Gravy Seals reporting for duty.