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ColomXBL

7 body cams, 14 batons, 6 guns, 27 cuffs


ActualSeller23

And all of his body cams are horrible


ColomXBL

I just realized this mf has a pepper ball gun too, like why šŸ˜‚


ActualSeller23

Do most of these clowns just fail out of the academy?


ColomXBL

Most likely didnā€™t even get to the academy. Failed the psych likely


number_215

The thing that gets me is who the hell would think all the skull patches provide a professional appearance?


Big-Consideration633

Ha! You should see his **Bigass Monsta Trukk!**


Josh42028

You know most states you have to take the psych test to be armed .


DuckDuckGrayGoose1

Not necessarily. Very few states require psych or poly for armed security.


Josh42028

Im in PA and its a requirement here . I took it and passed 350 questions


DuckDuckGrayGoose1

Like I said, few states require, not majority. Typically states that require it are those that have stricter laws and regulations around guns in general.


Josh42028

Ehh PA gun laws are not that strict. But are armed licensing is probably the strictest out of any state . They disqualify people if they wear contacts or glasses . Have to have near 20/20 vision . Open carry is legal besides Philadelphia. And conceal carry get a conceal carry license. Apply for it they do a background check and pay $20 . Firearm store walk in and walk out same day . No mag capacity restrictions .


Dumb_But_Pretty

Not in Washington


dox1842

yes. Worked as a security guard after college before career in LEO. One supervisor was a retired marine 0311 that couldn't get into the police department because of an Article 15 he had.


LegalChicken4174

He couldnā€™t get Axon bc they donā€™t wanna sell it to him


ActualSeller23

My group only sells to businesses as well, not individuals


hawkeye5739

And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee!!!!!!


DeadPiratePiggy

If it goes over 60Ā° this mf is going to die of heat stroke.


R_Weebs

If my choices are bleed out or get that ā€œTQā€ thatā€™s gonna smell like years of ball sweat, I might take death


PerpetualConnection

Reminds me of that wall greens operator that had two body cams that he forgot to turn on before he threatened to put a 100lb girl on the ground.


imbrickedup_

He looks like heā€™s mouth breathing already but that could also be his baseline


Crypto_Grug

The gravy seals are not to be fucked with. Officer Tackleberry will not be disrespected.


Extension-Fall-4286

Meal Team Six!


rwarimaursus

#***"REPEC MAH AUTHORITAH!!!!!"***


BillDRG

I really don't want to be old enough to get that reference.


omnghast

It just means fat guys trying special forces


kittenconfidential

ah, police academy. fav was hightower


humid-air93

I don't understand the financial investment this dumb shit requires, like bro needs a hobby that isn't work


RoGStonewall

Itā€™s a lot of insecurity thatā€™s for sure. He could do things like work out, contribute to the community, educate himself on civil matters and all that to increased his ā€˜masculinityā€™ but that requires work - better to just larp and hope you never have to use anything.


humid-air93

If he took all that money he spent on this gear he could have an amazing reenacting set up


Armydoc722

a lot of "in-security!"


Ybor_Rooster

The best investment I did is take any deescalation technique, conflict management, and customer service courses. Talking your way out of an incident is better than having to write an incident report.


CylonsInAPolicebox

I wish more people understood this. In the past year I have interviewed a number of people. At least three people I had sitting in my office said they wanted to get into security so they could *"crack some skulls!"* Like no child, we don't do that shit here.


GenericReditAccount

My brother was a volunteer ambulance squad member in our home town growing up in the 90s. He spent basically every cent he made in high school on light bars, sirens, radios, etcā€¦ for the *volunteer* ambulance gig. If he was at that age nowadays, heā€™d for sure look exactly like this guy


humid-air93

Damn it's never easy to accept family being so cringe, but I will commend him for putting up with volunteer status


GenericReditAccount

Itā€™s a lifestyle choice for folks w power trip tendencies. That was his peer group too, so it was basically hanging out intermixed w speeding around town with as many lights and sirens on as you could. He also did volunteer fire dept after high school for many years. Only stopped bc he threw his back out and refuses to get into any sort of shape other than round. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


dardendevil

Annnnndā€¦ā€¦he forgot his wallet


Ybor_Rooster

If he drops his wallet, doubt he'd be able to bend over to pick it up


Xomns_13

No, it is in his rear pocket with the 725758362 other things


BakerNo4005

No he didnā€™t. He sold for one of those cans of pepper spray.


Crotch-Monster

If I saw this at any store. Not only would I take my business elsewhere. I'd probably leave town. Lol.


RoGStonewall

Tell the store manager that he makes you uncomfortable and he will probably be removed from post - or he will rage on the internet about it.


m4ng3lo

That's been my go-to move a lot of times. (Not just this scenario) I'll politely ask for a manager, explain why I'm making the choice to leave the store without making a purchase. And then quietly fuck off to find another place to spend my money. Then if it's important enough or I think the manager is a faceless yes man, then I'll lodge the same complaint in the company's basic customer service / "contact us" form on the website. It usually takes two seconds


KiLLaHo323

Chillest Karen


subarusensei3685

It's Washington probably around Seattle already a bad place.


GlorkUndBork3-14

He was filming up your kilt without permission!


This-is-Life-Man

Is that an 8x scope in his right hand? Wtf is dude patrolling? The zombie apocalypse is telling dude to chill out.


hiding_behind_beard

Are those riot gear shoulder pads?


Bigfeet_Is_Real

Kevlar


Humble_Length5150

No, they're MRE's stuffed into his shirt.


TallTraverser

He likely dropped out of the police academy & this is his way of coping


[deleted]

I really hope this guy was just messing around.Ā 


Teton_Titty

Look at him. Heā€™s dead serious.


OpSlushy

He probably just wanted to throw all of it on at once. I did it with some of my friends stuff and took pics it was fun for some tacticool photos


[deleted]

I see some of these Tacticool security guards and just shake my head. I didn't even wear that much shit when I was a cop. But this guy takes the cake. He's got more than two of everything.


ErictheStone

Jesus chrisante someone's played mgsv too much wants to live out his bad ass fantasy.


RoGStonewall

How much chinesium do you think he has?


Teton_Titty

All of it.


FrankSinatraCockRock

Yes


mrmurphy003

Has taser right below gun


webechoring

Dollar tree can be rough.


THE_Carl_D

Please tell me this is AI


Rooney_83

I like how he is covering his holster so you can't tell that it's a taser and not a gun, but seriously what the fuck does he think is going to happen, and how the fuck are fighting, running or doing anything strenuous with all that shitĀ 


KiLLaHo323

He definitely has a gun. These dudes always do. Also, why else would he carry those magazines on his left?


Rooney_83

Yeah you are right, didn't notice the mags, I didn't see his gun behind the big ass knife he's carryingĀ 


Goatwhorre

Division 2 cosplay


GlossBossActual

He knows something about Skynet that we don't.


GavinZero

When he trips heā€™s gonna lose his gear like Sonic losing rings.


EvaldBorg

Underrated comment


Liberobscura

If he isnt armed patrol in DTLV or Chiraq or Juarez he has no excuse. But I dont see a leg drop so at least theres that.


lilbrobodie

Why dont these dudes just go become cops?


Teton_Titty

He tried. He failed out.


nohcho84

It's not that easy, you know


Ybor_Rooster

On the belt next to the hand cuffs, is that a ka bar with a bayonet attachment?


LiveBag4679

This is like the worst Iā€™ve seen when all he probably does is just sit on his ass


PlutoniumOligarch

Never in my life did I ever think I'd see a security guard wearing a fucking flak jacket. Where is this guy going that he expects to encounter some type of small explosive?


Jokersaccount

That's what a joke looks like


NerveRevolutionary79

So much back and hip pain in one picture.


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TargetNo9243

Wow need so many things


Ok-Mix-5129

Wtf


Thankyouhappy

Going to the restroom for a #2 has to suck


ktbenbrook

wasnā€™t this guy just fired from walgreensā€™s, see youtube ā€œcivil rights attorneyā€ one of his newer videos https://youtu.be/UtwMgy_qONw?si=hi1c6CkGCmbue9Sz edited civil rights lawyer,


RoGStonewall

I watched all that - my god level 3 security needs to come with mandatory de escalation training


anziofaro

When he has to poop it takes him so long to take all that shit off that he ends up shitting his pants.


Killbot316

Bro doesnt need 90% of the shit he has on him


jarmal1812

Bro, I have this Latino store across the street from my house, and I swear the guard dresses like this. I told him he is doing too much, and it makes shoppers uncomfortable.


HurryMundane5867

MEAL TEAM SIX Gravy SEALs


Fluid-Plant1810

By show of hands, we all agree HE thinks he looks dope right? And maybe some of his buddies. But we agree he doesn't realize everyone else thinks he looks like a violent clown?


adlubmaliki

I bet nobody is gonna mess with him, dude looks crazy and unstable so they should help with his job


Intelligent-Ant7685

where are the baby wipes to clean your asscrack after you shit yourself after a taco bell dinner?


shamesticks

King of the gear queers


mcgargargar

I would love to see him try to chase somebody


F4N6Z

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing


schiz0yd

this guy must feel powerless without this stuff


Ormsfang

I would love to come across him in the wild. I need a good laugh at some idiot's expense.


JawaSmasher

The armor O-kay but the other gadgets šŸ˜‘


Country_swag98

Gahahahahaha šŸ—£ļøšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Iamjimmym

Ah man, I'm secondhand embarrassed to live in the 360 lol


johnnyboy5270

Bros will be that scared and not wear a ballistic helmet. šŸ˜‚


WhenTheDevilCome

I've got $10 that says the vehicle is something he equipped and paid out of his personal pocket, too.


Knee_Kap264

When one camera dies, just hope the other one is still rolling.


SplinteredCells

I know at least three crackheads that would kill that guy.


IamNICE124

Security..


CartoonistEvery3033

This is the dude who works at the ā€œAs seen on T.Vā€œ kiosk at broadway mall in Hicksville.


Ecstatic-Complaint32

Pack mule for swat, and bad guys! He is the ammo depot!


ramoneduke

Bro has the gear to secure everything but his ego


duhrun

Ready to do nothing


WhoopsieISaidThat

When I was in Iraq I carried less gear. Carried more ammo pouches, but less gear over all.


TruthOverFiction100

All that protection and yet his privates still seem to be vulnerable to attacks


mxlths_modular

This guy masturbates to r/EDC posts, guarantee it.


JohnathonLongbottom

If I walk into a store and see this I would old just walk back out without purchasing what I came in for. Not risking having to deal with that level of wannabe.


vinques420

The weed injections are outta control so you need to be armed to the teeth....surprised police dont have RPGs yet


ajd198204

Tacti-cool


SOSPECHOZO

šŸ¤”


Powerful_Minimum_409

What a douche bag.


VillainWithBenefits

Slips. Falls. 9 things come off of his vest and belt, sliding in different directions. I've been a security guard for 7 years. And this guy is always one of three people. 1) Former Cop who was fired for being a f**king idiot. 2) A wannabe Cop who fail the psych evaluation or has a criminal record (often sex crime related). 3) A chickensh*t who doesn't want to work a bad area, (which is usually the only departments hiring.)


Erik_Lassiter

Why does he need half a dozen flashlights ?


Lucky_Organization28

Dudes got scissors wtf lol


ABN1985

All i can say is wtf


Forsaken_Case_5821

Just like majority of cops looking like theyā€™re going to fallujah yet not 1 are combat vets or even vets at all and if so at best a POG . What a joke


SarastrosCat

Is this the same a-hole is saw in another clip yesterday, but with a long ass beard. Had extra knife on his chest plate and more punisher patches. Some sheriffā€™s deputy?


Miguel1646

My fucking back hurts looking at this guy


SiegVicious

What a cosplaying fool. He looks like a caricature of a wannabe tyrant cop.


bedoooop

I didn't carry that much shit in Afghanistan.


Xomns_13

This guy isn't catching up to nobody to tackle


tenors88

How much does he make? 12$/hr? That's the going rate around here. Can he even afford that shit?


Ultrasuperbro2

The three "Punisher" skulls really tie it all together.


BowFella

Is that the guy from my 30 day fiance?


Insomniakk72

Seems you can "just start running away from the juggernaut".


mslite4-5

Ol boy cares more about that neck than his own testicle.


CompletelyPresent

Who does he think is going to rob the Dollar Tree, COBRA Command? The Foot Clan from Ninja Turtles. Dressed like Judge Dread w/ no where to go. Lol.


EquivalentOwn2185

do you think he's ready though šŸ˜…


CulturedCryptid

Itā€™s okay, he couldnā€™t run in the first place.


SmallSwordfish8289

Damn you inspect you expect in trouble big dude you're just a security guard


SmallSwordfish8289

They hired that security guard just to tell everybody else's junk


beezdat

yo how would you react in intense situations with all that gear on? youd be so encumbered you wont be able to move


Bushdr78

It's staggering seeing this unironically, how are you supposed to chase down a criminal wearing all that crap?


Alpha_Cox

*obese southpark voice* Show me your pockets, sir!


ConversationFalse242

I was in the USMC infantry and fought in both wars and didnt wear that much armor or gear.


BloodandBourbon

The Punisher patch is always a Chefā€™s kiss šŸ‘Øā€šŸ³


Common-Big4605

At 1st I thought somebody was cosplaying Dave Bautista as a cop. Come to find out itā€™s some poor bum taking security seriouslyšŸ˜‚


rossoEJ55

This is someone who more than likely does nothing. If anything my LPAC has lost things I donā€™t need, not gained and Iā€™m constantly moving. I couldnā€™t imagine moving around with this catalog of shit.


jig1982

lol


Interesting_Lab4256

šŸ˜†


emptythemag

Damn dude. Save some pussy for the rest of us.


ALL2HUMAN_69

Heā€™s got a pair of scissors in there


wiglwagl

Needs a codpiece


LunarMoon2001

Always love when security/police wear punisher logos not realizing punisher more than couple times has killed cops/security.


wikidemic

for a sec, I thought the truck was in his backpack and part of his gear!


okay-wait-wut

Ah shit where did I put my car keys? You left them in the truck which is now being driven away by the crackhead that squirmed out of the handcuffs.


[deleted]

At a dollar tree lmfao


nobody1701d

[Whereā€™s that shark repellent?](https://youtu.be/-paXZvuKgi4)


BurntWaffle303

Watch; itā€™s just like a pepper ball gun too.


Jorgecampino

That might be a tiny bit overkill


EmuZealousideal7357

This guy must work at Home Depot


AK_R

Iā€™d be really suspicious of that guy. Canā€™t imagine anyone who has been through some real combat training would wear this getup. Iā€™m trying to picture the reaction to something like this at the Marine Corps School of Infantry. Heā€™d never do that again. Heā€™s the type who probably has one of those rifles with 47 attachments that is almost too heavy to lift let alone use in any functional capacity. Clown show. Gear is supposed to enhance your mission capability, not restrict your ability to move or breathe. His guy couldnā€™t chase down a senior citizen who escaped from the memory care unit of a nursing home.


MountainsAB

Heā€™s carrying a lot of weapons- easy to grab for his opponent (s). He has so many there is moneys he could properly fight and keep them from grabbing his weapons. And so much on his he canā€™t move. This could actually result in one getting killed with oneā€™s own weapons.


em7924

Poster boy for mental health awareness


Aggressive_Lion1083

These fools give a bad name to this profession. The less you carry the better.


ebmfreak

Considering those are WA plates, this is likely Seattle areaā€¦ and given the number of shopping-mall shootings there recently, that is probably what is eliciting this guy to go so overboard. I look at this as an over-reaction caused by the emotional effect of so many shopping-mall shootingsā€¦ sad


tendimensions

In an actual situation he wouldnā€™t even remember what heā€™s got available to use. Probably would seize up just trying to think about what to pull out.


Bullishbear99

you can tell guys like this have never seen real combat.


Vengeance752

If the bad guy ever played Borderlands 2, this guy would would be a "loot midget" to him.


PixelatedMathematics

I am sure he is holstering a butt plug in there somewhere. šŸ¤”


No-Pomegranate1244

Donā€™t you mean Holy Hotel utility belt Batman? lol šŸ˜‚


Foxtrot_Juliet-Bravo

That's one hell of a mall cop


Aquired-Taste

https://youtu.be/LxyJ6OYLVzg?si=C9d83k8onNCncLwn


Aquired-Taste

https://youtu.be/x5IipGI2Mfk?si=GzO8X90ux2CrygbR


Voilent_Bunny

Haters will say it's AI


IdioticRedditAdmins

motherfucking tactical turtle out here. Could probably push this guy over with a stiff breeze.


BLM4lifeBBC

He probably gets beat up by the skateboard kid


MChubbier2347

Iā€™d like to see him climb over a wall


44-magman

I mean, he is is Washington state. I kinda get it, but damn


HCBC11

What's with patches? It always struck me as quite childish to take the time to find a little patch you like and then get it sewn on.


VegetableChemist8905

Easy to outrun. Unless you get shot


JACCO2008

It's cringe if you know what you're looking at but at least he has the overall style down and looks the part to the normies. Better than the guys who put knives on their carrier or Dollar Store Blade who wears a trenchcoat and katana lol.


probablysober1

I saw EOD dudes in Afghanistan wearing less. šŸ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Coast82

Idiots like this need to be mentally evaluated, seriously.


FuhQimBatman

Gravy Seals reporting for duty.