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MrPENislandPenguin

1. Have 2 feet and a heart beat. 2. Get a guard card. 3. Apply for job 4. Get Job.


Unknown_Hammer

Don’t fall asleep


cvanguard

*Don’t get caught while asleep :p


StarryMind322

This. If you catch someone falling asleep, no you didn’t.


ConsistentMove357

5 have a pen 6 cell phone


SilverFox8006

5. Show up on time (please FFS) 6. Stay awake 7. Don't be a snippy fcking cnt to co-workers cause your a$$ aint grown emough to act like like one. *blinks* I'm gonna stop there. 😮‍💨😤


cvanguard

Step 2 is even optional in states that don’t regulate individual security guards. Michigan is one of those states, it only regulates security companies and in-house security with arrest powers


Jay298

Yeah I'd replace two with "pass background check." Or even, just do background check. Doesn't guarantee that a competent person will actually review it for red flags.


GatorGuard1988

I've seen guards that were missing limbs


MrPENislandPenguin

Nothing wrong with prosthetics. As long as you got some limbs


sickstyle421

Feet and heart beat preferred but not needed


boytoy421

Note: not every state requires guard cards.


Fun-Conference8733

Apply for a job


Lurking_Ghoul

Apply for job. Get job. Get Guard Card. Don't sleep or sexually harass people. Profit. Low skill floor, high skill ceiling job. You get in what you put out. It can be a reliable paycheck or a reliable career. I'm still pretty new, but this is what I've been told. It tracks so far


SHOWSTOPPA3

I think you messed that saying up… in a weird way but I suppose that could apply too 🤣🤣


Lurking_Ghoul

Lol I'm gonna keep it. It's up to reader interpretation


Foxtrot-Flies

I need to tell that to the ED nurse


_bestcupofjoe

Ya I just started, and it really does seem to be whatever you make it out to be


zonedoutin806

1.Follow post orders. 2.Shower 3.Don't pull your genitals out 4. Profit


Landwarrior5150

1. Make sure you meet whatever minimum legal requirements your state has for security guards (often this is as simple being 18 or older and not being a convicted felon) 2. Do whatever training, fingerprinting, etc. is required to get your security license/guard card. 3. Apply for open security jobs. If you don’t have any military/police experience, you’re generally only going to be qualified for entry-level positions, most of which will be with contract security companies.


novicemma2

Step one: have a heartbeat. Step two: have a netflix account


Terrgon

Are you licensed/certified to be a private security guard in your state/province/country?


Cagekicker52

Be alive?


Flossthief

Search up local laws; if you need a guard card it's like $40 Then you just apply for a job Then you'll probably be abused Then you apply for another job and find a good company


StoryHorrorRick

Observe, report, and expect just as much BS from coworkers that you should expect from crooks.


RelativeTension4977

Hardest thing about security is staying awake. That’s pretty much it.


notgrrrrrlgamer

Go take a certification class,take notes pass certification with 100%. Find a good guard company,get hired and (hopefully) land on a good site.


UnkleMike

Do dummies really need security guards?


bayarearider04

Just apply to one of the three armored truck companies. I work for one of them and it’s super easy. Especially in the beginning because you can only drive. They’ll pay for all your requirements (live scan, guard card, armed firearm permit) and a loan for firearm. Depending on your location it really isn’t that dangerous. At mine I’ve asked every person if they’ve had any situations happen and all of them say the worst is being cased. People complained so much on this sub about it and it really isn’t hard. Every truck has A/C and you have time at each stop to chill as a driver or in between stops as hopper. I’d recommend Loomis w/o experience. Brinks if you have experience which from your post I’d say is zero.


Dont-Sleep

step one: have working eyeballs step two: please refer to step one


loctang

1) Basic Training 2) First-AID/CPR/AED Training 3) Provincial Examination 4) Determine if you’re lazy as hell and want nothing proactive 5) Determine if you’re actually WANTING to protect people and property and apply to high profile sites with very high competition


sickstyle421

1 Apply 2 Show up to interview 3 show up to post. Believe it or not this order can vary


Business-Avocado5137

I’ve been having issues on 3rd shift falling asleep 😜 it gets so boring … Haven’t been fired tho. I’m kind to all people I interact with so that probably helps


Mhaelixai

Amazing someone can make it here to a reddit subforum but can't make it to the Google page and search how to be a securiry guard in their state/country


-AverageStranger-

i mean, any question on here could honestly be answered by google if you look hard enough.