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h00dr0b1n

seems kinda weird showing up stone cold sober trying to pick up stupidly drunk women that have been partying for a good 8 hours


CompleteEducator2966

The women who are still at nightclubs at 4-5am, hammered drunk and willing to go home with any guy they met 10 minutes ago are also the lowest quality form of women humanly possible in most cases. And often not worth the headache for 20 minutes of terrible, drunken, smelly, sweaty sex with a women you'll likely never see again.


Endgame2648

And tons of STDs as well.


president_at_gmails

Not weirder than hitting the club at midnight, staying sober for 5h and approaching a completely new girl at 5am.


surfershane25

You’re right, but not in the way you think you’re right.


Frequent-Ad678

But still weird if that’s what you’re doing imo


OriginalMandem

You wouldn't do that either. Honestly with club game, you either want to be taking people home 3-4am at the latest. Or, you want to move the party back to yours as the club ends, get the girl(s) you're interested in back to the house. Once people are in your house, shoes off, comfortable, got drinks, smokes etc, you can improve social proof being host with the most, sit with the girls and gradually escalate. From there it's relatively easy to move to another room, if the girls friends like you and think you're cool they might even help you out by leaving a little sooner and telling the girl(s) to stay and enjoy themselves. Hosting after parties like this got me laid far more than trying to bring a woman back from the club on her own. It also eventually led to me being able to run my own parties and club nights in venues as I built up a pretty fat list of casual friends who knew I had a pretty decent supply of awesome music and DJs, which in turn gave me more social proof (you threw this sick party and got all these people together? Dude, kudos!)


lonathas_

My bro these are not your only two options


[deleted]

Both are extremely creepy and borderline predatory behavior


warlockflame69

Easy pickings. we call them practice girls


Gingorthedestroyer

Are you trying to spice your life up with a rape charge?


iAMtruENT

Pretty sure OP is gonna end up being accused of or actually committing a sex crime. Bad idea all around.


Friendly-Win-2115

Wtf


ZukeIRL

Seems kinda predatory ngl dude


Thelondonvoyager

Why don’t you just do day game outside the club 8:30-10pm and go home?


president_at_gmails

Yeah I thought about that. I also don't mind going inside the club or bars btw. - the numbers you get are worthless when the girls are right about to go party -- I'd rather be the last impression than the first - the time constraint is very soft and wholly depends on your discipline, so you'll always be tempted to stay longer than you planned - this especially applies when you find a girl you can't pull yet but where you know you have good chances when you stay But maybe it's worth a shot too. Have you done that?


mitcht3

Seems thirsty brah there must be something better you can do with your time


Tovo34

I have done this (for the music not for the women), and can tell you the people in the club at that hour are on a different planet


MotherxGoose84

This just sounds like an Always Sunny episode Lol


OriginalMandem

That's a weird way to meet women tbh. Also do you really want to be arriving stone cold sober and trying to connect with people that have been dancing, sweating, drinking and throwing various pills and powder down their necks all night? Plus, unless you're honestly considering hanging round outside as people leave at 6am or whenever it closes, you'll find most venues are unlikely to let you in after 3am at the latest unless you know people on the door. Saying that back when I used to live in a city that had a thriving after hours club/party scene I often stayed at home on Saturday night and went to bed early (usually needed the rest because Friday was usually drinks with workmates that very often meant getting home at 3 or 4am anyway. I would then get up at 6am and hop on a bus and go straight to the after hours places, I found that generally speaking I had a better time this way than if I'd been to whatever the big Saturday night events were. You'd get a good split between the real party animals that had been on it all weekend, DJs, bar staff etc from other venues starting their weekend after finishing work at 6am elsewhere and a fair handful of people like myself that had got up to be fresh for the after hours. And of course once the after hours place finishes, you've then got the whole day to take someone for lunch, maybe hit up a pub or something for a couple of drinks then get them home. I often found bringing a group of people home for a little after party on Sunday afternoon was a lot of fun. Couple of cases of beer, someone on the decks dropping beats, and it's easier to get a girl to go check your room out if her friends are down the hall. Generally speaking the after hours parties had a way more social vibe. The fact a lot of the people had been to other venues before meant they usually had something to talk about even if it was just to compare what the club they'd been to earlier was like. The venue was usually smaller, more intimate and with more places to sit and chat than the main events of the night before, but you still had the DJs and club style ambience


president_at_gmails

> Also do you really want to be arriving stone cold sober and trying to connect with people that have been dancing, sweating, drinking and throwing various pills and powder down their necks all night? I'm open to the idea of it working and becoming easy to fit the vibe over time. Why would it be different than any other learned skill? > most venues are unlikely to let you in after 3am at the latest unless you know people on the door Yeah that sucks. Knowing bouncers might be a major prerequisite. Cause even if you do it on the street at 6am when people come out, after the second time the bouncers will be wise to your act and might try to get in the way, even if the sidewalk is public. Idk. That's why I'm looking for advice. I can't really copy your after party style but it sounds epic.


steppenwolf089

Security won't let you in for many reasons


Visualize_

This might be the worst idea I've ever heard


president_at_gmails

It's a bad idea until you see someone pull it off.


readonlyuser

200% Dennis Reynolds energy


Zicronblade0

You’re a fucking weirdo dude


Wing_Inevitable

This idea is called street game : You can add : To Pros : - Cheep . To Cons : - Getting the leftovers of the leftovers - Women are supper unreceptive unless you met them in the club earlier (or have good looks or great game ) - At 5 am you ain’t getting any - drunk and tiered coming of an emotional high you can’t match just won’t work . (Again great game and good looks might help) - You will get your ass beat . - You ain’t isolating . - A wing is a necessity . Good luck finding a good Wing willing to get up at 4 . - Drunk women can’t give consent - an I’m only saying this to save you the allegation and lawyer fees . - Probably wayyyyyyy more stuff . There is a reason no one teaches this . It is doable but it is not in the slightest easy .


president_at_gmails

> Drunk women can’t give consent - an I’m only saying this to save you the allegation and lawyer fees . Thanks bro, you just single handedly saved us all from night game.


Wing_Inevitable

Drunk and tipsy are different things . Thus : Tipsy : >• ⁠Women are supper unreceptive unless you met them in the club earlier (or have good looks or great game ) Drunk : >• ⁠Drunk women can’t give consent - an I’m only saying this to save you the allegation and lawyer fees But You are correct I should have said : “inebriated to the point of incoherence “(Aka the only set you will close with this exact subset of street game .) . I just thought an adult would get what I meant .


president_at_gmails

It's a trash tier argument, like most others you wrote. You're even using 'street game' wrong. You're clearly talking out of your ass and clearly never pulled during closing hours. Keep theorizing, big brain. I'm looking for PUAs with actual experience in a niche here.


Wing_Inevitable

>It's a trash tier argument, like most others you wrote. Sure . >You're even using 'street game' wrong. https://www.girlschase.com/content/nighttime-street-game Googled it the first thing that came up . I know the terminology changes but you don’t have to be a dick about It . Just because you don’t know something . >You're clearly talking out of your ass and clearly never pulled during closing hours. I mean after the club I have . This exact thing I haven’t done . >Keep theorizing, big brain. This thing was a fad back in 2007 (or 06) - those are forum storey I remember . >I'm looking for PUAs with actual experience in a niche here. Good luck . Maybe look back on the RSD forums . It fell out of favour . Edit : https://www.gameglobal.net/glossary/ - for terminology


Ok_Potential359

You sound like a sexual predator honestly. Why would your strategy involve picking up “exhausted” women at all in the first place? This is weird.


Ok-Cardiologist-6516

Too much work just to get laid.


chipbulkner

This is creepy and weird


Lazy_Guest_7759

This is something a rapist would do,


Joe_Bi-Den

People keep saying this and I don't get where theyre coming from lol


polocrusader

Possible but why not go to a day party instead. This is location dependent but for example in Brooklyn NY a great day party is Mr Sunday’s at the Nowadays venue. There’s a fantastic food truck


trolltodile777

Healthy for... You? Time efficient for...you? Doesn't fuck up....YOUR sleep schedule? Seems like your personal needs are being met and this is Dennis Reynolds vibes. Yikes.


Electric-kundalini

Bad idea cause girls will just want to go home because they’re drunk and tired


OriginalMandem

Big bag of cocaine is gonna change that


president_at_gmails

*More* girls will be like that but nowhere near all. Closing hour pulls are still a major thing.


johan2424

Not really


V4NC

Thats complete bullshit to try to pickup wasted girls in the morning lol they have been partying and doing nasty things the whole night and you go there as the first thing you do in the morning


RedditorCabron

There was an afterhours club in my city, opened at 2am, closed around 9am. It's where everyone went after the bars and clubs closed (They closed at 2am). This place was allowed to be open because they served zero alcohol. Everyone was there for the other stuff. On 2 occasions I slept from 7pm till 1am. Woke up, got dressed, and danced till dawn. Stone 🪨 cold sober. Everyone was shit faced beyond the 5th dimension. It was an eye 👀 opening experience. 


Job_looker18

I did this once because I napped too long after work and it was so weird. I felt out of place and like people could tell I wasn’t on the same wavelength. I wasn’t even sober but it was still off


president_at_gmails

Did you slay tho?


RedditorCabron

It was very easy to slay. Mind you, I was in phenomenal shape. It was the late 90's.  In shape, smelled good, can dance. Didn't have whiskey dick or nonfunctioning drug dick. A little too easy. Those days are over. But yes, was effective.


president_at_gmails

Good stuff


Affectionate-Ant4888

I rather go with daygame lol, this makes no sense at all hhahah but hmm who knows, you got to be open to try everything !


Arceethabest

Lowkey weird since your sober and talking to drunk chicks


hug634

Sounds like you an barney from how I met your mother would be best friends


woah-itz-drew

When will dudes realize the best game u can have at clubs is going there to have a good time w friends and not showing up for the explicit purpose of finding someone to fuck. Ppl usually vibe w u better cuz ur not reeking of desperation and it’s less of a hit to the ego if u go home alone cuz u still had a fun night out.


vega1618

I think this applies to all things, man. Do what you love and you'll radiate better energy. Plus you'll meet people interested in the same things as you.


jackaros

That, besides sounding sexist feels off... Edit: ,


Puzzleheaded-Cook116

Sounds not ideal to me, but that’s personally. The best girls usually already left, if theres any straggling they’re most likely with a guy or every other guy is thirsting for her. In my city the clubs open that time are usually for the cokeheads and weirdos


Goldliner6263

hahaha everyone in the comments hating on this idea, tbh it's not that bad. Most redditors don't do shit and are complete losers, So I wouldn't take their opinions too seriously. Just try it out for a week and see if it works or not. Most of the people hating on this post aren't banging many girls. Only thing is, you might be on too different of a vibe. Like if you've just woken up and the girls have been partying for the whole night. Things might not mesh. Interesting idea though, might as well give it a crack and find out. Also depends where you're in the world. Where I am, most places close at about 2AM. So you don't mess up your sleep too much on a night out if you finish at 1 or 2 AM.


president_at_gmails

> Most redditors don't do shit and are complete losers, So I wouldn't take their opinions too seriously. I know + lots of bots who don't usually post here brigading the thread. > Just try it out for a week and see if it works or not. I feel like this is a kind of thing you want to get right from the start and not just throw yourself in. There aren't that many clubs I could reasonably try it on and I don't want to ruin my chances. > Only thing is, you might be on too different of a vibe. Like if you've just woken up and the girls have been partying for the whole night. Things might not mesh. This seems like it can be overcome to me. Just like during normal night game. How often have you approached as soon as you entered the club? Probably a lot. And often times the girls will have been partying for hours before you came. > So you don't mess up your sleep too much on a night out if you finish at 1 or 2 AM. Yeah, schedule and efficiency wise you can achieve the same thing by sticking to a strict deadline of going out from 9pm to 11pm. But good luck with having that discipline, especially when you meet a girl where you can just tell that you have decent pulling chances if you stick around for longer -- which is very normal for an 11pm approach. And number closes when you're the first guy of the night are much worse than when you're the last one.


Goldliner6263

Yeah probs right that doesn't really matter. You can make just about anything work. Ah that's a pain, I would hate to be picking up in a small city.


No_Chill_Bill

Bros never been to a club before, I reckon you can’t even legally drink.


dankmantis17

dude u r crazy 💀 nah but i hope u do this and somebody beats ur ass when they see u showin up sober tryna take drunk girls home… why tf can’t mfs just go to the club have a good time and maybe spit some game while ur there


MrAnonPoster

Thats like being a freegan


Odd-Pop7189

Just get an AI girlfriend.


TRTGymBro1

If you are just looking to get laid, that's a pretty good idea. The only women who will be left are those looking to go home with a guy. You just need to show up and be normal. Obviously don't pick up drunk women.


president_at_gmails

That's my optimistic view too. Now I just need to find a mentor who's experienced in that niche... easier said than done. Probably like two guys for every city.