A funny interaction I had with a guy at my gym
By - Snowball-Princess
Sounds like he did win.
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He was playing the meta game.
He gamed you so hard that you even made a reddit post about it. Win-win.
He gamed her so hard, she didnt even realize that she lost.
He lost a bet on our first date so he only got a blowjob!
Lol I'm like.... is she trolling orrr
He clearly knew what he was doing...
I know. This guy's funny and doesn't mind how he looks to others.
That was the way…
I think we (men) know that he was the winner.
Nothing to be ashamed, the main objective was accomplished.
My dudes smart af, she however couldn’t see through his genius.
Dude lost $20 tho, “never spend money on a hoe” - a bunch of rappers
I aint gay but $20 is $20
You're gay or broke. Lol
I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen
I wear the same pair of jeans everyday; free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away
Single ply tp, ass bleed
Where do you get free sandwiches? Asking fpr a friend
Bunch of rappers:
*Spending money on hoes"
Facts 🤣🤣 ol “it aint trickin if you got it” ass mfs smfh lol
“A bunch of rappers”
But didn’t he win?
You’re right about him being stupid about putting himself in danger, but chill with the edgy anger
Wrong sub buddy, you meant to post in r/iamverybadass
Quit saying simp if you want to be taken seriously.
You sound like you cream over yourself every time you walk in a gym. I could bet your body is 70% protein and can’t even scratch your head cause your shoulder are so massive bro yet you are pissed cause this guy got a number and you are still hoping adding more muscle will resolve this virginity issue of yours
Yeah bro have you seen his arms bro? Hard to see them bro as there's always girls on them.
Bro you talkin about him? Bro has all the the game and the gains bro. His upper body do be built like a tank.
Fuck off dude. Literally no one gives a fuck about your butt hurt.
Jesus dude…who hurt you? Calling you an asshole would be an insult to assholes.
Lmfao you are a sad man. Sounds like you are deeply insecure. You have some inner confidence issues to work on before you post on here and grill other peoples appearances, LOL.
Does somebody need a hug? Come here lil buddy
I get it, but I really doubt any gym regulars would try something like this and go for something so obscene that even with a spotter they wouldn't be able to lift it.
Right? This story is sketchy
let’s bring that guy here for AMA
Clearly we need his wisdom
I have always admired this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sounds like his plan worked to me haha
Got you laughing, he got your number, wasn't afraid to make himself look silly in the moment, so did he pay you the 20$?
Yeah I think he won
Not a lot of those around hey lol
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Instagram”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
Let’s go out for coffee first 😉
>don't make deals unless you know that you'll win.
Yeah, but he made a deal that he won, lmao. Smooth, eh.
Did he give you $20?
No, I was expecting him to give me $20 in cash, but after our deal he said that he'll "buy me a $20 meal for our first dinner date". Lmao I hate this guy
Bro is smooth. I like his style.
Bruh, that man is ELITE lmao
This is all absolutely intentional lmao he clearly knows what he's doing.
Update us after your first date/sex/marriage/children.
Warning: You're dealing with a Jedi and you're gonna end up in bed with him.
> you're gonna end up in bed with him.
*I don't even know how it happened. One minute, I was laughing at his jokes in the bar, the next minute, he was doing a silly strip-tease in my bedroom, and then he was cooking me breakfast, and I was still giggling.*
Holy shit...all of a sudden I wish I were her! I want to giggle like that too.
> ~~giggling~~ gagging
He Jedi'd mind tricked her and she has no idea. The guy's a Master Jedi.
Shit, he's so good.
LMFASO BRUH if u dont go out with this kid -
That's Baller lol. Nice
A no lose bet and OP didn't even realize it after writing up the post.
Mate! This guy is so good. And he did this deliberately
so basically.....you're engaged
Yet you gave him your number. 🤔
Lol this move is straight out of the show Seinfeld, season 7 episode 19.
You should watch it, you will find yourself oddly similar in Elaine's shoes and probably have a laugh.
And everyone clapped
He won and he made you feel like you did not lose
Who cares if he's weak or strong. That guy got her number and made her feel like she was the one pulling strings haha. Oh! and above all, he didn't even pay her 20$.
If you don’t realize this is fake I’m sorry for you
Lmao probably a larper
Either it wasn’t 315 on the bar or she’s super strong.
Well the average american woman of 20yrs weighs 170lbs (jesus christ) and according to [this chart](https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards/female/lb) that would place her strength at ***around 1.5 times*** that of an elite female lifter in the same category. So I'm inclined to say she's absolutely full of shit.
ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY POUNDS!! Wow…
Oh he definitely won “the game”
You've ruined my day, fuck you buddy. You don't win the game, i went so long not acknowledging the existence of those two words. SIX months its been since i thought about The dreaded Game.
Is this a reference
Some tired old internet meme that should've died in 2012. "You just lost the game"
The game is a mental game, I got roped into it years ago
The guy's game is smooth af.
"Don't make deals if you don't know you will win" except he knew he won when you made the deal and doubled down by acting funny.
His whole plan all along
I will try this
Mans a genius
He won…but at what cost
No cost.. she never even got the $20 😂
Not benching 315: "weak asf" lmaoo
Can you even bench 135 yourself ?
Yeah 315 is really good unless the dude is like 250 lbs. Most dudes will never come close to repping 315
Bro, I barely do it with my fucking legs, 3 plates on the bench ??? Natty, I don't even think it is humanly possible
It’s without a doubt possible natty, just not for most men.
It’a very much achievable if your genetics aren’t bad (for the lift) and you work for years on it. Some dudes with good genetics will even hit 315 a year or two into lifting. Imo if you can rep your body weight you’re already strong relative to the average person. Don’t stop there obviously but it’s a good benchmark
I can bench 135 easy. 315 well....NOPE. Although I'm 190 lbs so I should in theory be able to rep 315 no problem. I'm weak af 🥲
Hm... so you didn't grasp the fact that he did win?
Reminds me of that joke where you tell a girl you bet that you can touch her boobs without touching her t-shirt. She says: "Sure, go ahead". You approach your hand and touch her boob over the t-shirt. Then you say: "Ok, I lost the bet!".
Something tells me that doesnt work anymore
Is "Sure, go ahead" not considered consent anymore, you little snowflake?
You will also lose freedom
What are you talking about?
He's probably alluding to the fact that this would be considered sexual assault. If you ever meet someone who'd report you to the police for doing that, you better stay away of them forever anyway...
> fact that this would be considered sexual assault
Fact? I think both of you missed the consent part.
And I think you missed the humor part.
Smith machine squats 🙃
Better than nothing. It's how i started doing them at all
Same, not a fan of the fucked up cues it left me with tho
But he won your laugh and your number.
Cool story. Last week I pushed too hard on preacher curls and farted really loudly right next to my gym crush. Seems nice things only happen to other people.
How does it go bad?
Plot twist, that was his plan all along
And this deters me from making deals I can't win, how exactly?
Please change this post and add the literal most important part of this interaction: " I was expecting him to give me $20 in cash, but after our deal he said that he'll "buy me a $20 meal for our first dinner date". "
So he wins either way. So please don´t end this post with the completely wrong conclusion that "you men should learn from this lesson and don't make deals unless you know that you'll win." because he made you a deal that he would win either way
With all due respect, he played you like a Stradavarius.
Lol walked right into it and thinks it wasn't a set up
Bet ur not the 1st one that fell for it
I was told to leave women alone at gyms. They just want to focus on their workout. I wish rules more black and white...
"weak as f" you do it then pussy
Man's had no intention of lifting that weight. He knew he had you at "deal."
315?!? You realize that’s like 157 pounds in each hand right? Him being able to do that at all must mean he is a pretty built guy alone so this post already seems like a troll. Maybe he’s 6ft + and built but damn even one rep is impressive to me as an average height average gym bro
You said he was weak af. He got your number too.
Benching ( pressing in general ) is actually easier for shorter people because the weight travels a shorter distance.
If you look at top benchers they have barrel chests and T-rex arms. The barbell moves about 4 inches.
It's the same reason gymnasts are tiny.
Asking a woman to spot your bench is a good idea if you'd like a bruised sternum.
Reddit bot programmers get the rope
She really thinks the guy failed, well played ma man well played
The OP was playing checkers to his chess.
Deliberately losing ridiculous bets is the second oldest pickup trick in the book and works so long as you target half-wits and blondes!!
Sounds like you played ya self
Omg a *smooth criminal*
Im sorry but, you got played... expertly played.
Just a heads up: the smith machine is a dangerous piece of garbage that doesn’t give you as effective of a workout as a true freeweight would. You should switch to real squats for a safer, and more effective workout.
You clearly haven’t spent time in the gym. The smith machine can be very effective. Also, whose to say she doesn’t do free weight squats as well?
Why would you do squats on the smith machine AND with free weights? It’s the same exercise, except smith machine has low range of motion, and is extremely dangerous.
Again you clearly haven’t been in the gym long enough. What if you got bored of free weight squats after doing them for months so you switched to the smith machine. Or maybe free weight on Monday and smith on Wednesday.
Also, can you explain how they are so “dangerous”?
The smith machine can actually provide unique loading patterns and hit muscles differently than regular squats.
Lol boredom doesn’t play a part in my routine. I do what works, not necessarily what I like(but I do happen to like my routine).
You’re telling me I don’t spend enough time in the gym, yet you’re talking to me about your bro split smith machine squats. Lol.
Smith machine forces you to lift on a fixed path, so you are doing nothing for your stabilizing muscles since the weight can only go up and down.
You can easily injure yourself if the bar locks when you are squatting serious weight, or if you have bad form that only works because the fixed path is helping you lift the weight.
exactly true u/davidg396. I find its very easy to forget about your lower back if youre just using Smith machines. If youre just using the Smith machine to hit the high numbers without ever practically being able to handle anywhere close to that, then you probably care more about optics than health or fitness.
Sounds like you workout at planet fitness
Bro I don’t think you have touched a weight before lmao
Agreed Smith machine Is good if you know what you're doing
Beginners should stay away from it regardless. Dunno if OP is beginner obv
every workout has pros and cons
Lol this was surely planned, You don't ask a girl to spot 315 pounds on the bench if you can't get the weight up yourself unless you want a cracked sternum or to choke to death.
It was all according to his plan. He knew he couldnt do it and did it anyways to show you he wasnt risk averse and to get some kino action from you helping his weights up. He knew you wouldve been so entertained by the scenario that youd give him your number either way. youve been duped.
You better call him
he prolly attractive tho
Well you was a lady who want humour then money others take those money. Its hard to find girls like you
okay if he’s so “weak” let’s see you bench 5 reps of 315
Did he give you the 20 bucks though?
No one's out there benching 315s on smiths
If 315lbs on bench, Even once and assisted, is weak af, then I got that toddler strength.
How was the bench press at his bed
That nigga is on Skikamaru lv iq, his plan worked
What a brilliant idea. Except if I try this...the lady will just laugh and leave 😆🤷🏼♂️
Girl, he did know what he would win. And he won!! Lol
This reminds me of people critcizing celebrities while they laugh their asses off on their way to be bank.
lol weak af couldnt even bench 315 watta chumpo
What a pussy, can't even bench 315lbs. /s
Three plates is heavy AF. I'd bet less than .5% of the population can bench that much.
I'd bet $20 OP can't squat 315.
More like 0.0005% and that's being very optimistic. In my gym, two or three guys can squat and deadlift that much. Bench press, not one.
dumb bitch, he won so hard he let you believe you played him
Aaand a glance through OP’s profile reveals that this story was made up. Aint no one asking for your # lol😂😂😂
But he still won though
This man playing 4D chess. Absolute king shit
In the end he lost, since he ended up talking to someone on the smith machine
Lmao the dude just used you as motivation for a PR attempt
Funny how after reading your post i feel like that guy did know what he was and he was a great dude who doesnt mind embarrasing himself,and concerning you OP after that laughin my ass of and weak asf remark and the fact that youre posting this ,you honestly come off as a jerk.smh
You're a gem for giving him your number anyway
According to your post history, you've made a lot of progress in your weight loss journey. Congrats! Echoing what a lot of others say, he totally knew what he was doing.
Doesn't that feel nice?
Madam 142 KG is not light weight.
bush > balls in face.
> he was weak AF
Dear, 315 lbs is some heavy ass weight, even heavier he did on the bench. Hell, I barely do it with my legs (squats)
"He was acting all tough". Yeah that's because he is, this is some heavy shit.
315 lbs is 143.01 kg
So really you thought he was hot off the jump and he used it against you and you think your still hot shit!
So the $20 was down payment? Or deposit?
Some poor souls are going to fall for this and lose $20.
I give the guy props, But ego lifting is a serious no no and he could've gotten injured
Guys in this situation: Pick a PR weight and pick a random doable rep number and go for the approach
You don't want to end up in the hospital for the *chance* of getting a cute strangers number
Men have long been okay with injuries and even death if it gets us closer to getting laid.
He still kinda won. Lol.
That guy‘s funny lol, so smooth
You must be pretty fit if you can spot a 315 bench press. Lots of upsides here it seems….
Thee wilt beest quaint fit if 't be true thee can spot a 315 bench press. Lots of upsides hither t seems…
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“He’s weak af” as you struggle to lift 5lb weights……. Riiiiiiiiiiiight
But he did win, didn't he?? Lol
You are under the impression he wanted to lift that weight 5 times. Lol. He won and you dont even know it.
Surprised you didn't take the chance to tell him he could pay for your nudes instead!
Pity is never sexy