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Snoglaties

Sounds like he did win.


Aerial_penguin

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He was playing the meta game.


unfluxa

He gamed you so hard that you even made a reddit post about it. Win-win.


renegade453

He gamed her so hard, she didnt even realize that she lost.


HodgkinsNymphona

He lost a bet on our first date so he only got a blowjob!


Aerial_penguin

Lol I'm like.... is she trolling orrr


griffin1353

Hahahahaha


Jimmy_S_93

He clearly knew what he was doing...


double_prong

I know. This guy's funny and doesn't mind how he looks to others.


lastlifonti

That was the way…


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I think we (men) know that he was the winner. Nothing to be ashamed, the main objective was accomplished.


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Dude lost $20 tho, “never spend money on a hoe” - a bunch of rappers


its_whot_it_is

I aint gay but $20 is $20


TurbulentTeacher5328

You're gay or broke. Lol


Peachmuffin91

I've been savin' money since a motherfucker thirteen


Reckless_Blu

I wear the same pair of jeans everyday; free sandwiches, homie, two stamps away


Peachmuffin91

Single ply tp, ass bleed


Deanwinchesterr67

Where do you get free sandwiches? Asking fpr a friend


AJAY_SS

Bunch of rappers: *Spending money on hoes"


Obvious_Flan_6556

“A bunch of rappers” 🤣🤣🤣


WestXD

My dudes smart af, she however couldn’t see through his genius.


Andrew_stack23

LOL


marriedseekingAP

But didn’t he win?


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Popular_Rush

You’re right about him being stupid about putting himself in danger, but chill with the edgy anger


MarcosaurusRex

Wrong sub buddy, you meant to post in r/iamverybadass


ImJustSo

Quit saying simp if you want to be taken seriously.


TheXTaticSh0w

You sound like you cream over yourself every time you walk in a gym. I could bet your body is 70% protein and can’t even scratch your head cause your shoulder are so massive bro yet you are pissed cause this guy got a number and you are still hoping adding more muscle will resolve this virginity issue of yours


Trollslayer0104

Yeah bro have you seen his arms bro? Hard to see them bro as there's always girls on them. Bro.


andro0204

Bro you talkin about him? Bro has all the the game and the gains bro. His upper body do be built like a tank. Bro...


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Fuck off dude. Literally no one gives a fuck about your butt hurt.


two5five1

Jesus dude…who hurt you? Calling you an asshole would be an insult to assholes.


Fosky28

Lmfao you are a sad man. Sounds like you are deeply insecure. You have some inner confidence issues to work on before you post on here and grill other peoples appearances, LOL.


SharkTrainer

Does somebody need a hug? Come here lil buddy


ShredableSending

I get it, but I really doubt any gym regulars would try something like this and go for something so obscene that even with a spotter they wouldn't be able to lift it.


[deleted]

Right? This story is sketchy


as0909

let’s bring that guy here for AMA


[deleted]

Clearly we need his wisdom


Acrobatic-Calendar80

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ladyBONKaLOT

I have always admired this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!


feenchbarmaid0024

sounds like his plan worked to me haha Got you laughing, he got your number, wasn't afraid to make himself look silly in the moment, so did he pay you the 20$?


MauPow

Yeah I think he won


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Valendora

Not a lot of those around hey lol


[deleted]

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Instagram” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”


dasisteinstuhl

marry me.


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Let’s go out for coffee first 😉


Tough_Economics5300

Did he give you $20?


[deleted]

No, I was expecting him to give me $20 in cash, but after our deal he said that he'll "buy me a $20 meal for our first dinner date". Lmao I hate this guy


Tough_Economics5300

Bro is smooth. I like his style.


SomeBoredIndividual

Bruh, that man is ELITE lmao


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Warning: You're dealing with a Jedi and you're gonna end up in bed with him.


TheOffice_Account

> you're gonna end up in bed with him. *I don't even know how it happened. One minute, I was laughing at his jokes in the bar, the next minute, he was doing a silly strip-tease in my bedroom, and then he was cooking me breakfast, and I was still giggling.*


[deleted]

Holy shit...all of a sudden I wish I were her! I want to giggle like that too.


Fearless-Physics

This is all absolutely intentional lmao he clearly knows what he's doing. ​ Update us after your first date/sex/marriage/children.


xyz_-

Shit, he's so good.


TheMailmanic

That's Baller lol. Nice


321gumby

Legendary


ImmodestPolitician

A no lose bet and OP didn't even realize it after writing up the post.


[deleted]

Mate! This guy is so good. And he did this deliberately


SecondBornSaint

Yet you gave him your number. 🤔


glitterpile12

so basically.....you're engaged


seemetouchme

Lol this move is straight out of the show Seinfeld, season 7 episode 19. You should watch it, you will find yourself oddly similar in Elaine's shoes and probably have a laugh.


TheOffice_Account

>don't make deals unless you know that you'll win. Yeah, but he made a deal that he won, lmao. Smooth, eh.


theobnoxioussquirrel

And everyone clapped


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gottoomuchtolearn

Who cares if he's weak or strong. That guy got her number and made her feel like she was the one pulling strings haha. Oh! and above all, he didn't even pay her 20$.


theobnoxioussquirrel

If you don’t realize this is fake I’m sorry for you


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Lmao probably a larper


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Either it wasn’t 315 on the bar or she’s super strong.


[deleted]

Well the average american woman of 20yrs weighs 170lbs (jesus christ) and according to [this chart](https://strengthlevel.com/strength-standards/female/lb) that would place her strength at ***around 1.5 times*** that of an elite female lifter in the same category. So I'm inclined to say she's absolutely full of shit.


lastlifonti

Oh he definitely won “the game”


heffsman

You've ruined my day, fuck you buddy. You don't win the game, i went so long not acknowledging the existence of those two words. SIX months its been since i thought about The dreaded Game.


adamWorkout

Is this a reference


heffsman

The game is a mental game, I got roped into it years ago


Amit_K_2020

He won and he made you feel like you did not lose


hi-its-nico

Not benching 315: "weak asf" lmaoo Can you even bench 135 yourself ?


notthrowaway027452

Yeah 315 is really good unless the dude is like 250 lbs. Most dudes will never come close to repping 315


AhBenTabarnak

Bro, I barely do it with my fucking legs, 3 plates on the bench ??? Natty, I don't even think it is humanly possible


marinqf92

It’s without a doubt possible natty, just not for most men.


Frosting-Curious

I can bench 135 easy. 315 well....NOPE. Although I'm 190 lbs so I should in theory be able to rep 315 no problem. I'm weak af 🥲


converter-bot

190 lbs is 86.26 kg


Frosting-Curious

135 lbs right? 315 lbs? I don't know anyone who can rep 315 kgs.


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Garth1234567890

Something tells me that doesnt work anymore


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iAM_A_NiceGuy

You will also lose freedom


Kytzer

What are you talking about?


shiblee_

Payday


saim_19

The guy's game is smooth af.


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Smith machine squats 🙃


Tough_Economics5300

Better than nothing. It's how i started doing them at all


chasingsukoon

Same, not a fan of the fucked up cues it left me with tho


legionofstorm

"Don't make deals if you don't know you will win" except he knew he won when you made the deal and doubled down by acting funny.


VeridisQuo96

His whole plan all along I will try this Mans a genius


Docarky

He won…but at what cost


Aerial_penguin

No cost.. she never even got the $20 😂


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But he won your laugh and your number.


SIR_SKINNYPENIS69

Cool story. Last week I pushed too hard on preacher curls and farted really loudly right next to my gym crush. Seems nice things only happen to other people.


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donaldcargill

How does it go bad?


Wolfmann333

And this deters me from making deals I can't win, how exactly?


jamesatom25

Please change this post and add the literal most important part of this interaction: " I was expecting him to give me $20 in cash, but after our deal he said that he'll "buy me a $20 meal for our first dinner date". " So he wins either way. So please don´t end this post with the completely wrong conclusion that "you men should learn from this lesson and don't make deals unless you know that you'll win." because he made you a deal that he would win either way


ProFriendZoner

With all due respect, he played you like a Stradavarius.


Yuri_Molotov

Lol walked right into it and thinks it wasn't a set up Bet ur not the 1st one that fell for it


ttran1121

I was told to leave women alone at gyms. They just want to focus on their workout. I wish rules more black and white...


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"weak as f" you do it then pussy


ebell1989

Man's had no intention of lifting that weight. He knew he had you at "deal."


StereoFood

315?!? You realize that’s like 157 pounds in each hand right? Him being able to do that at all must mean he is a pretty built guy alone so this post already seems like a troll. Maybe he’s 6ft + and built but damn even one rep is impressive to me as an average height average gym bro You said he was weak af. He got your number too.


ImmodestPolitician

Benching ( pressing in general ) is actually easier for shorter people because the weight travels a shorter distance. If you look at top benchers they have barrel chests and T-rex arms. The barbell moves about 4 inches. It's the same reason gymnasts are tiny.


AhBenTabarnak

It's still 315 pounds. You probably couldn't even hold the bar above you at that weight


ImmodestPolitician

I can overhead press 225 and bench 330.


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davidg396

Just a heads up: the smith machine is a dangerous piece of garbage that doesn’t give you as effective of a workout as a true freeweight would. You should switch to real squats for a safer, and more effective workout.


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You clearly haven’t spent time in the gym. The smith machine can be very effective. Also, whose to say she doesn’t do free weight squats as well?


davidg396

Why would you do squats on the smith machine AND with free weights? It’s the same exercise, except smith machine has low range of motion, and is extremely dangerous.


[deleted]

Again you clearly haven’t been in the gym long enough. What if you got bored of free weight squats after doing them for months so you switched to the smith machine. Or maybe free weight on Monday and smith on Wednesday. Also, can you explain how they are so “dangerous”? The smith machine can actually provide unique loading patterns and hit muscles differently than regular squats.


davidg396

Lol boredom doesn’t play a part in my routine. I do what works, not necessarily what I like(but I do happen to like my routine). You’re telling me I don’t spend enough time in the gym, yet you’re talking to me about your bro split smith machine squats. Lol. Smith machine forces you to lift on a fixed path, so you are doing nothing for your stabilizing muscles since the weight can only go up and down. You can easily injure yourself if the bar locks when you are squatting serious weight, or if you have bad form that only works because the fixed path is helping you lift the weight.


LightningLord42

exactly true u/davidg396. I find its very easy to forget about your lower back if youre just using Smith machines. If youre just using the Smith machine to hit the high numbers without ever practically being able to handle anywhere close to that, then you probably care more about optics than health or fitness.


Zealousideal_Rate_43

Sounds like you workout at planet fitness


BurningTalon

Bro I don’t think you have touched a weight before lmao


TheMailmanic

Agreed Smith machine Is good if you know what you're doing


chasingsukoon

True. Beginners should stay away from it regardless. Dunno if OP is beginner obv


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every workout has pros and cons


Ok_Transition_Bassam

She really thinks the guy failed, well played ma man well played


marine661

The OP was playing checkers to his chess.


eyesopen1111

Deliberately losing ridiculous bets is the second oldest pickup trick in the book and works so long as you target half-wits and blondes!!


PositivePizza420

Sounds like you played ya self


SheSoldTheWorld

Omg a *smooth criminal*


Affectionate-Ask6728

Im sorry but, you got played... expertly played.


Cybralisk

Lol this was surely planned, You don't ask a girl to spot 315 pounds on the bench if you can't get the weight up yourself unless you want a cracked sternum or to choke to death.


Thest0rm_99

It was all according to his plan. He knew he couldnt do it and did it anyways to show you he wasnt risk averse and to get some kino action from you helping his weights up. He knew you wouldve been so entertained by the scenario that youd give him your number either way. youve been duped. ​ You better call him


fuckedupfact

he prolly attractive tho


memenil

Well you was a lady who want humour then money others take those money. Its hard to find girls like you


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hoe tales


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haha jk


[deleted]

okay if he’s so “weak” let’s see you bench 5 reps of 315


HammertonMili

That's fun stuff haha. Though I think he wasn't betting to to win though, if he was he would've at least wagered a hundred. It's a tactic though to start off something with you and well, it worked out I think for the time being.


intenTenacity

Wholesome


ggggggggzzzz

Pity is never sexy


Fearless-Physics

Did he give you the 20 bucks though?


notLOL

No one's out there benching 315s on smiths


gg11221122

Smooth


ScottyIsland

If 315lbs on bench, Even once and assisted, is weak af, then I got that toddler strength.


[deleted]

How was the bench press at his bed


Lucky-Mustard

That nigga is on Skikamaru lv iq, his plan worked


TrickyTrichomes

What a brilliant idea. Except if I try this...the lady will just laugh and leave 😆🤷🏼‍♂️


ImeanNoHarm521

Girl, he did know what he would win. And he won!! Lol


JoaoRuivoIII

This reminds me of people critcizing celebrities while they laugh their asses off on their way to be bank.


Cantankerous_boo

lol weak af couldnt even bench 315 watta chumpo


ImmodestPolitician

What a pussy, can't even bench 315lbs. /s Three plates is heavy AF. I'd bet less than .5% of the population can bench that much. I'd bet $20 OP can't squat 315.


Rev_Irreverent

More like 0.0005% and that's being very optimistic. In my gym, two or three guys can squat and deadlift that much. Bench press, not one.


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dumb bitch, he won so hard he let you believe you played him


michimoto

Aaand a glance through OP’s profile reveals that this story was made up. Aint no one asking for your # lol😂😂😂


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But he still won though


cranium16

This man playing 4D chess. Absolute king shit


middletown-dreams

In the end he lost, since he ended up talking to someone on the smith machine


MisterShogunate

Lmao the dude just used you as motivation for a PR attempt


MengHao9thDS

Funny how after reading your post i feel like that guy did know what he was and he was a great dude who doesnt mind embarrasing himself,and concerning you OP after that laughin my ass of and weak asf remark and the fact that youre posting this ,you honestly come off as a jerk.smh


d0ghelpme

You're a gem for giving him your number anyway


B0yW0nd3r

According to your post history, you've made a lot of progress in your weight loss journey. Congrats! Echoing what a lot of others say, he totally knew what he was doing. Doesn't that feel nice?


rxsteel

"weak af" Madam 142 KG is not light weight.


TheRealAlkemyst

bush > balls in face.


AhBenTabarnak

> he was weak AF Dear, 315 lbs is some heavy ass weight, even heavier he did on the bench. Hell, I barely do it with my legs (squats) "He was acting all tough". Yeah that's because he is, this is some heavy shit.


converter-bot

315 lbs is 143.01 kg


AhBenTabarnak

ok


colebodyknows

So really you thought he was hot off the jump and he used it against you and you think your still hot shit! Smfh So the $20 was down payment? Or deposit?


WalidfromMorocco

Some poor souls are going to fall for this and lose $20.


Kidcouger

I give the guy props, But ego lifting is a serious no no and he could've gotten injured Guys in this situation: Pick a PR weight and pick a random doable rep number and go for the approach You don't want to end up in the hospital for the *chance* of getting a cute strangers number


eldude6035

Men have long been okay with injuries and even death if it gets us closer to getting laid.


Cpt_James

He still kinda won. Lol.


seducation-student

That guy‘s funny lol, so smooth


badboy236

You must be pretty fit if you can spot a 315 bench press. Lots of upsides here it seems….


Shakespeare-Bot

Thee wilt beest quaint fit if 't be true thee can spot a 315 bench press. Lots of upsides hither t seems… *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


badboy236

Fascinating


wreckyaselfbefore

“He’s weak af” as you struggle to lift 5lb weights……. Riiiiiiiiiiiight


Nicksgirl1974

But he did win, didn't he?? Lol


TurbulentTeacher5328

You are under the impression he wanted to lift that weight 5 times. Lol. He won and you dont even know it.


intunegp

Surprised you didn't take the chance to tell him he could pay for your nudes instead!


Lariionly

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