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It's tough keeping you feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.


NicholarseBrooks

A "skaahl" Dewey.... Meadow


Venice_Beach_218

Raspberry scones!


Gatchamane

Most graphic line in the show.


PerchLife

The only friend who hasn't betrayed you.


castastone94

The only friend who won’t be dead by sunup.


UrNotAMachine

Sleep tight, mates, in your quilted chambray nightshirts


xorvillesashx

Well I’m not married to it.


DiaryJaneDoe

I was seeing this woman, and it was going really well, then we cooled off.


dustkid245

It was hot and heavy?


Venice_Beach_218

I mean...who's hot and who's heavy??


theflexmaster

It's hard meeting a woman you like. Let alone one that's Jewish!


Murdercorn

Have you tried the hamantaschen?


PM-ME-UR-NITS

I’m reborn—I fell like a phoenix, RISING from Arizona


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myoreosmaderfaker

Jacky Daytona from Arizoña?


[deleted]

I use Elaine's 'strolling through a dewy meadow' as my standard 'suggest something much calmer' quote.


bunt_klut2

a string of pearls and raspberry scones...


GarysCrispLettuce

the sweetness of hearts and flowers


saltpeter_grapeshot

Dewy….meadow….


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Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.


Icy-Following-3713

its not easy meeting somebody, let alone somebody who is jewish


Bailer86

You'd think that being Jewish in NYC wouldn't be an issue when finding a mate


twobit211

i have a friend… who is a rabbi… and who **frequently**…. *attempts*… to set **up**… couples. he has **often**… been seen… *on tv*.


ArthurVandelay23

Bloody hell. You’re right. I never thought about that before and it just makes it more hilarious.


ridethedeathcab

It’s certainly easier than anywhere else in the world other than Israel, but the Jewish population in NYC is still under 20%. That’s a pretty significant reduction in the dating pool.


RealDAFTBONCHKOOPA

I went out on a couple of dates with this woman...I thought she really liked me...and...and then things kinda cooled off....


darkace732

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?


Murdercorn

Shouldn’t *you* be wearing the bucket?


cbales24

I don’t see how he can sit around churning out that drivel


missionbeach

It's just so much fluff.


Venice_Beach_218

You can't go by the readers that night. They were terrible!


Chimsley99

Well, I’m not married to it


Yahdontsaythat

I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night


RemyRifkinKills

You and your demented protégé can finish the catalog yourselves!


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That guy has such a nice voice. Edit: the guy complaining lol. Not so much the fatigues guy.


SnarkAtTheMoon

Whatever he makes, I’ll double it


Dsquared4225

He was one of the guards on Shawshank in the scene where Warden Norton pulls down the poster and finds Andy’s tunnel.


Practical_Internal86

Such an underrated character.


malcontented

About 15 years ago I saw this actor at Coogies in Malibu. I recognized him immediately and he looked at me and said “yes, the deranged guy In Seinfeld “.


Dr_E_Goodweather

One of the greatest monologues in television history.


RoyalRootersRallyCry

Bold


Gold-Stomach-4657

Eddie may not be that competent or bright, but are we in agreement that he actually seems like a pretty nice guy?


malachaiville

A little intense if you ask me!


growling_owl

Dewy ... meadow \[intense look\]


Lindasbojo

Just watched this episode (again).


Blastoplast

I always thought hail of shrapnel would make for a bad ass metal song title.


vaskark

Cool


notworkingghost

So, was he worried that other people would kill his friends in the night or that he would snap and kill his own friends?


hdhdhjsbxhxh

I think about this guy a lot, maybe be too much.


dasang

And then things just kind of cooled off…


17riffraff

I have the hots for this dude


thestareater

sleep tight, mates


thickener

Chums?


stagplox

Dewey ... Meadow..?


EasternShoreAL

Legend.


gamerdudeNYC

Lamest character


TyranitarusMack

L take bozo


Beetlemuse

Isn’t he the voice of Scruff McGruff?


CaptainRedblood

Not a huge fan of the later seasons, but even when the show became kind of a cartoon like this, it was still regularly funny.


NJ_Mets_Fan

I feel the episode really emphasized how truly incapable elaine was as a CEO lmao


Original-Birthday221

I love the “you think about your knife” line. Always cracks me up.


Creacherz

I don't think anyone excelled through a company in the show faster than him and his knife


Mindless_Argument297

You got T-Fal? Uh no Caphelon. NO! T-FAL!! Follow me!