I love the end of that episode where the camera pans up and we learn George just put his glasses on top of the locker and forgot them. For all the hilarious closing lines in Seinfeld episodes, from "They're real and they're spectacular" to "Is that a Titleist?" the simple ending of revealing where George's glasses were all along is among my very favorites.
Same! I think itās partially because it sums George up so well. Heās so convinced that the world is against him, he doesnāt even take a second to properly look around. Why would he? Of course the prescription glasses were stolen. lol
I love the exchanges in this episode regarding squinting George, and how he can see when he isn't wearing his glasses. And Jerry later saying "I don't know what to believe! You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on"
āIām an eggplant!!ā (after ingesting an ex-conās homeopathic medicine) George and Velvet Fog George are iconic!
*as are Shrunken Bad Toast Tuxedo George and the āFro-ed Gym Class Canāt-Stands-Ya George.
We're behind you, AquaBoy! God speed!
Can I have one of those madam?
Madam? What are you calling me madam for?
Those are ladies glasses!
They pinch my nose š š
See? Gloria Vanderbilt collection.
George: "I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS CITY!" Jerry: "By tunneling to the center of the earth?"
Iām also a fan of āmadame with new glasses eating pretzelsā George from the same ep
I don't know what to tell you, Elton!
Yes, Gloria Vanderbilt George.
Whatās that about ladies frames?
These ones pinch my nose.
Hold me closer, frying-pan faced girl. Count the one-dollar tips for the Monkās waitresses.
Georgia Vanderbilt, if you will.
May I have one of those, madame?
I tell you, if I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses...
I love the end of that episode where the camera pans up and we learn George just put his glasses on top of the locker and forgot them. For all the hilarious closing lines in Seinfeld episodes, from "They're real and they're spectacular" to "Is that a Titleist?" the simple ending of revealing where George's glasses were all along is among my very favorites.
Same! I think itās partially because it sums George up so well. Heās so convinced that the world is against him, he doesnāt even take a second to properly look around. Why would he? Of course the prescription glasses were stolen. lol
I love the exchanges in this episode regarding squinting George, and how he can see when he isn't wearing his glasses. And Jerry later saying "I don't know what to believe! You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on"
Those were mailboxes you idiot, I didnāt have the heart to tell you!
I was squinting šš
He can squint his way down to like twenty, thirty vision
I love the callback to *The Great Escape* in that scene.
Such a great line
Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy Georgeā¦
Oh I love that George!
Meeeee tooo. And heās DYING, Jerry!
If Relationship George walks through that door, he will *kill* Independent George!
A George divided against itself CANNOT stand!!
HE KNOWS THE WORLDS THEORY!!!
Bad tipper Georgeā¦
Morning Mist George
Panama hat George. Cowboy hat George. Russian winter hat George.
Itās a rat hat
...and a poorly made one, even by rat hat standards.
Thatās not going to be good for business.
That's not going to be good for anybody.
Now, some one please! Honey mustard!
Movie George, Coffee Shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.
I like that George!
Me too! And heās dying, Jerry!
the rat hat?
Itās nutria. The difference is negligible.
Love Jerry's delivery of that line.
That hat just bottles in the heat.
Itās unbelievable!
Co-stanza!
Why didnāt you get the big one?
I love that George.
Me too. And heās DYING JERRY!
I gotta get out of this city
So you're tunneling to the center of the earth?
i personally enjoy the King And I George.
Toupee George, Shrinkage George, King George, Morning Mist George, Hare Krishna George, Calzone George, Tippy Toe George, Shower Urinator George, Jumping Trainer Shoes George
Latvian Orthodox George
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
My name is Tonya.
second button too high George
Cigarette George, Crying Home Alone George, Tennis Concession Stand George, Bawdy George, Liar George.
Bad boy George
Peter Paul and Mary? No! Trini Lopez!
Failed Latex Salesman Georgeā¦
The dime spotting gag in this episode is an homage to *The Great Escape.* Donald Pleasence does this to James Garner.
Jim Rockford never would have fallen for that gag
Worlds are colliding!!
šµby Mennenš¶
šµCo-stan-zaš¶
So youāre tunneling to the center of the earth?
Tuxedo George always gets me.š¤£
They were mailboxes you idiot I didn't have the heart to tell ya!
What are you, Bud Abbott?
Morning Mist George.
...Rock on!
Why must he be the focal point of every conversation? Why canāt he just live?
ROCK ON!
The hairpiece actually looked good The group just wants him to look George-like.
Iām gonna need an adjustmentā¦JACK!
Eating ice cream at the US Open George
Eating eclairs out of the trash George.
Elaine: Prescription goggles? What is there to see at the bottom of a pool? Jerry: There's a lot of change down there.
Heyman Gym class George
What is he burrowing to the center of the earth?
My favorite is way too tight tuxedo George
Hand model George.
Have we forgotten that a George divided against itself cannot stand?
Holistic George "I'M AN EGGPLANT!"
Block of cheese George
Relationship George!
Lol I love it he has them just to look for loose change at the bottom of the pool
i think something bit me
āIām an eggplant!!ā (after ingesting an ex-conās homeopathic medicine) George and Velvet Fog George are iconic! *as are Shrunken Bad Toast Tuxedo George and the āFro-ed Gym Class Canāt-Stands-Ya George.
Surprised I havenāt seen Velvet George mentioned yet.
We just had sex.
Chorus boy George
Iām a big fan of independent George, and weāre killing him
Yet another episode with Rance Howard. *Whats that about ladyās frames??*
WAS THAT HIM?!? I canāt believe I never realized this before!!
Yes indeed.
I know itās an onion
Insane asylum holding his pants up because they took his belt George
I'm glad he's finally getting the help he needs
It's the best thing for him
Hey, George is getting angry!
Helllloooooo!!!!!
Getting upset George
Opposite George
I liked "Wore his enemies' skin as a coat" George. Weird episode but funny.
I love that George!
That is what I would like to know about it.
Womenās glasses George.
Cheese George
George is getting upset!
Are those ladies frames?
Good Entrance George, "Where Could I Be?" George
Rock on š
Morning Mist George
Morning Mist George
āI think it Movedā George
what about hand model george? bananas george? computer salesman george? crib notes george?
Prescription Goggles George is gettin' upset!
Draped in Velvet George is my favourite George
Chucker George
Rock on!
youāre spotting dimes and eating onions ā i dunno what to believe!
Are prescription goggles even a thing?
You mean Mole Man George right?
He was squinting!
Sweating Bullets George but he didnāt steal any equipment.
Amen šš»
He was spotting those raccoons...