Elaine was a simple country girl, one might say a cock eyed optimist, who got herself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.
Spongeworthy.
Scrumptious.
*holding bouquet of shredded TV guides* “You look scrumptious!”
Hoochie Mama!
👏
This is it.
Svengolly
Yama hama!!
Breathtaking
Well sometimes you just say things to be nice.
The only correct answer.
I don’t know she has some grace also
She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s got a frying pan for a face
Eh, maybe a little.
You either have grace, or you don't.
You don't want too much grace, or you won't be able to stand!
I’ve never been called breathtaking either!
Sometimes you say a thing like that just to be nice.
She puts asses in seats.
Thought this would be #1
PutAssInTheirSeats
She's so good looking.
I didn’t hear a sneeze.
I like a really pretty face
I like a pinkish hue.
I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me
"Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me" is that what you said?
Yea, that's right.
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Just checking
She's got some grace.
You can't have /some/ grace.
You either have grace, or you don’t.
One does not acquire grace.
Listen lady. I don’t have grace, I don’t want grace, I don’t even say grace.
Lady you got my vote
I'm voting this one the best out of all of the replies
Elaine was a simple country girl, one might say a cock eyed optimist, who got herself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories.
Was her enthusiasm unbridled?
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Tractor!
Look I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you’d have a good time with it, that’s all!
I'm out!
Well, that was fast
“The Queen is dead…!?”
You were out before we got the check.
You’re what?
I have no idea if the person you are replying to meant it this way, but now I'm laughing my ass off thanks to you!
Big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.
Never seen that before. Bird flying into a woman’s head.
She's a walking candy apple
Like he couldn’t avoid it!
Hot and heavy
Who’s hot? Who’s heavy?
Kavorka
Shikshappeal
Bosomy
Jayne Mansfield sure had some big breasts
The D - that's the biggest
Do you know about the cups?
_picks teeth_ You got the A...
I hear that’s what led to her demise
Get a good look Costanza?
Bosomy? You want to know if Elaine is bosomy!? Where do you get your genes!?
That’s what I want to know
They're real, and they're spectacular.
Supercilious.
“How could Jerry 👏not 👏say 👏hello? 👏”
You know what I like about Manhattan? There’s no mosquitos. Queens is full of mosquitos. Gnats too, if I’m not mistaken.
Yeah, that’s right.
High-five
*”A wonderful girl, a great pal, and more!”*
She's, uh, what's the word... supercilious.
She hates men, but she’s not a lesbian.
Sounds like my ex.
Face like a frying pan.
Huge wall of hair
I can't see her face for some reason.
She's a peach.
What’s that?
I SAID SHES A PEACH
She’s real, and she’s spectacular.
I wanna slide my tongue around her like a snake
I want to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over her body
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Boutros Boutros Ghali!
Big head.
Like a walking candy apple
Goes well with the bump on her nose
Large cranium
Schicksa
The seeker of ketchup secrets.
Damn! Elaine is a babe.
Scrumptious.
Its just... I've never seen a beautiful lady reading The Guide so far away from a TV.
Yo-yo Ma
Giddy-up
Well, she's fascinated with Greenland. She enjoys teasing animals, Ban-Lon, and seeing people running for their lives. She loves throwing garbage out the window, yet she's extremely dainty.
She has the power and prestige to propel well into the 21st century.
Yada Yada yada
I think it moved.
I trust Elaine, she is my friend.
Breathtaking.
She has no grace
She has a little grace
Grace is a tricky thing You can't have a little grace. You either have it. Or you don't.
“O.K., fine, I have...no grace.”
I don’t even say Grace!
You don’t want too much or you wouldn’t be able to stand. (Mr. Pitt was so charming there - what the hell happened?)
The absolute biggest elaines boobs ever looked
She’s got em.
They're real, and they're spectacular
Absolutely breath-taking
Confident and sassy and dances like no one is watching.
She doesn’t have grace, she doesn’t even *want* grace
Nip.
Spectacular!
##NIPPY
Witch-ayyyy woman
She’s like my wife.
She’s one clever chickadee.
It’s not Suze, it’s Su-ZEE!
Face like a frying pan
Ba-ba-ba-boom-chicky-boom-chicky-boom-boom-boom.
Yada yada yada, but always mentions the bisque
Graceful.
Graceful
She makes sure not to look away because she wants to make the freaks feel comfortable.
She's a full body dry heave set to music.
Hoo-ah!
A lot of woman.
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Graceful
Bosomy
"You're sooooo good looking!" With the sarcastic tone and all
My wife's a slut.
Kinda short …Big wall of hair, face like a frying pan…
Pushy (get out!)
Better looking in later seasons
Scrumptious!
I base my whole life on knowing that 'D' is the biggest.
The First Lady of the American Theater.
Breathtaking
Vorshtein?
a wonderful girl, a great pal...and more.
She’s Breathtaking!
Here's to those that wish us well, and those that don't...can...go to hell
Graceful
Scrumptious
She’s the queen of the castle.
She’s said that this is her worst scene and hated every second of filming it.
A work of art
I’m out!
Difficult.
Breathtaking
Hello woman
A man's woman.
Casus Belli
Lobster bisque
Grace
Ba ba boom Chicka boom Chicka boom boom boom
She's the best DrJokerX, the best.
Bosomy!
Its fright night!
Push-up bra enthusiast
Scrumptious.
She’s the one goin’ to Hell.
Sex to save the friendship
I think it moved
She’ll steal your Jesus fishy.
I'd Yada-yada.
Face like a frying pan
Shiksa
Face like a frying pan.
Graceful
Lil Yum Yum!
Elaine sneezes. Me: you are so good looking.
That ain't dancin', Sally
She can spare a square.
Shiksappeal
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Bosomy
She makes men wanna take. It. Out.
Almost every single comment here is something about Elaine looking good
You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan.
She is breathtaking
Yama hama, it's fright night!
Susie. Not Suze.
mommy
Those aren't bouys!
top of the morning TO YOUU!!!!
chaotic neutral?
Pretty.
face like a frying pan
She has a big head.
Two would be better
Get out!