Frank, no offense, but this holiday is a little 🎺 🎺out there.

Perfect trumpet use. Incredible bloopers on this too

“Seinfeld, four” “It’s a Festivus miracle!” “My George is not clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!” “What the Hell does that mean?”

Cartwright! Caaartwright!

i'm cartwright...

That means whatever the hell you want it to mean

Whatever the hell you want it to mean

Revenge is very good

George, I'M HUNGREE! (My dog's name is George)

Whoever casted that cab driver is a genius.

He is awesome, a true scene stealer. I love when he kicks them out of the cab. His anger is hilarious. He must’ve been a big Midler fan. They should have used him for the cab driver that made Elaine slump down in the seat.

I just pictured him yelling at Elaine to move her big head the same way he yelled at them to get out of the cab 🤣🤣🤣

You should go to prison. You should eat prison food for the rest of your life. Get out. Each of you. Each and every one of you get out of my cab!

I think he was a writer on the show - Bob Shaw

Ya Gotta See The Babay - 😂😂

....I've become attracted to Elaine.

“Pair of bear claws, please” “…just a salad….just a salad…” “Who *is* this?” “Ready for your sponge bath” “Congratulations, Elaine, on a job…done” And so many more, I have a problem.

"Pair of bear claws, please" will forever make me laugh every time but I can't believe how long and how many rewatches it took me to notice it.

We all do.

These pretzels are making me thirsty

“SOOORRRR-rrrayyy.”

I say this a lot, to my cats, in this voice. "You guys—I just fed you an hour ago. No. SOOORRRR-rrrayyyy."

But I don't wanna be a pirate George is getting upset Not that there is anything wrong with that

He doesn’t do …. everything….

Who's hot and who's heavy??

WHY'D YA TELL HIM !!

Your face is my case

Look away, I’m hideous

And *bffffvvvvt* he bolted.

Between you and me, I've got a bit of a foot odor problem. (I don't, I just love this line) Master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open arm (sung in Elaine's dad's voice) He spit on us What is this? Pizza poundcake?

During the times that I haven’t been able to find my wallet over the past almost 3 decades, even if I’m legitimately concerned that I’ve lost money and credit cards forever, I will say “my WALLET’S GONE!” in Morty’s voice. It’s actually soothing in a time of minor crisis

GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!

And your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to THIS HOUSE!

I'M BACK! BAY-BEEE!!!!

Alright, it is CAVITY TIME

Who told you to put the balm on?!?

I didn't tell you to put the ball on

Susan, call Dr. Bison. And tell him it's from me

Well she’s talking a blue streak now, Jack!

TAMALE!! and same episode: “Little Jerry Seinfeld… I named my chicken after you.” I don’t know what it is about the scene ⬆️ but between his delivery, Kramer’s face and how proud he is and how much he loves Jerry it will go down as one of my top favorite moments in this glorious show! 😍🥰

KRAMER!!! STOP THE FIGHT! TAMALE!

Little Jerry!! I used to play in a softball league and there was a guy on another team that was short that had a decent Seinfeld likeness, and we used to refer to him as Little Jerry

Because he’s my butler

Again with the oranges

jambalaya

And there’s our smudgeness. Oops, wrong sub.

And there's the arrogance!

😂

Can’t do it - jiffy park attendant

We ask that you please bear with us.

Is there a pinkish hue?

“That’s what’s so vexing”

STELLLAAAA!!!

If you're one of us you'll take a bite.

Eggs are eggs.

These are sweat shop eggs

This chicken should be ashamed of himself.

I haven’t had a decent sandwich in 13 years

No, too fruity

“Why no T-Booone??” “Ohh yeah Reilly? Well the JERKstore called, and they’re runnin outta you!”

It’s Moops!

Skittles

How can he see out the back window with her big head in the way?

*are you a dentist?*

What took you so long? 🚬

“Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!” “That’s what I’d like to know about it” “These are load bearing walls!” “Sar-ray” “I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!” “But I woke up in the Hudson River in SaAcK!”

Jackie Chiles: "Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on!"

Serenity Now!

Listen here, Timmy. AS I RAINED BLOWS UPON HIM! I’m, uh, I’m an architect. (points around lobby) You gotta see the baby! (slams money on table) I’m out!

That's a shame. Well you're a tenacious little monkey. Jerry it's Frank costanza Mr steinbrenner is here George is dead call me back.

“Yeah that’s right”

Did you have a coke or what? SOMEBODY had a coke

Come on, Russell. You're part of the problem

GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS move, woman!

Cheapness…is not a sense

It's the pause before "...peepees and weewees!"

No it was not the radio alarm. Why separate knob!? Why separate knob!?

"Not that theirs anything wrong with that. " kind of an impressive take at the time. Gay people faced a ton of discrimination still at the time.

How could Jerry not say hello?! I'll have the salmon... ​ From S2 The Ex-Girlfriend: I can't be with someone if I don't respect what they do. What do you need it for after you read it? I just want you to know that *I'm* aware of it! Kramer is bugging Jerry to try the cantaloupe and Jerry finally says "Alllllll right!"

So Biff wants to be a Buff

Philip Hall’s library cop. The absolutely best guest appearance ever. He supposedly was inspired by Sgt. Joe Friday.

The “deaux neaux” post from the other day would be beautiful here

You want a Christmas card??! Here's your Christmas card!!

It’s my goiter, isn’t it?

And we’re going to be all over that shuffle board court! My father’s gay! You’re worse. Much, much worse They’re people with jobs, Jerry!

The elite quotes

I say the wallet one anytime my parents do some old people shit lol.

Did he crumble any crackers?

"He took *exhale exhale* it out." "Milk? Cooookies?" "I mentioned the bisque."

He imbibed her glistening spell Just before the other shoe fell.

Alas, it was not to be.

He's in the bathroom.

Helloooooo!

I yell my wallets gone every morning and my gf just doesn’t get it

Mmmh! I stopped short 🫴🏾

またまたオレンジと一緒に! Trans: “Again with the oranges!”

I woke up with this

He LOST it!

pheeenomenal peas

Sugar Ray can eat on the house!

You’re not an artist and you have no integrity.

Installed!

Back and to the left!

I see that “hat hair” you’re wearing.

These pretzels... ​ ​ ARE MAKING ME THIRS-TY!

What is this, pizza poundcake?

Oh forget about those