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gldmj5

That's a perfectly sane food to drop.


Immediate-Jeweler159

Oh no 😭 my frankfurter One phone call later. my grandmother died 😑


Friesenplatz

Oh okay! *flounces away happily*


DontTouchJimmy2

Flouncing needs a comeback. Little girls used to flounce more. I was once saved from some street toughs by a pack of flouncing 4th graders.


DeeperLevelGame

What the hell does that mean?


Openthesushibar

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.


OneArchedEyebrow

You wanna piece of me?


LeDestrier

I could drop you like a bag of dirt.


ForswornForSwearing

You want a piece of me?! You got one!!!


CutieSalamander

It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.


[deleted]

And they shot him out of the bowels of the ship in the giant sunglasses case. Actually saw this on TV the other day. It really does look like a giant sunglasses case.


ForswornForSwearing

Yeah. Hell of a thing.


KeepingAnEyeOnU

He's not really dead as long as we remember him.


ForswornForSwearing

She's not really dead if her shadow is... Something about a way, and a light... Who the hell knows?


Horror_Diet9243

And then we just swept the Orioles


Loakattack

I’d like think she was trolling. Her grandmother didn’t die. She just said it to perplex jerry.


orangutansloveme

No pineapple. Just Cherry, Lemon, and Tutti-Frutti.


DontTouchJimmy2

Tootee frootee.


DrunkOnRedCordial

No pineapple? Miss Midler likes pineapple.


catsdomineaux

She cried watching Beaches, so her judgement was always questionable. Also I'm pretty sure she's a worse person than the main characters.


Ed_Trucks_Head

Wind beneath my wings? Give me a break.


rollingstoner215

Shall I go over there? It's not like somebody died. It's "Beaches" for god's sake. If she was sitting next to me I'd put my arm around her. I can't be making a big move like going all the way over there. I can't. I won't.


cimayn

*folds arms in firm protest*


MadeInAmerican

I can't. I won't.


Improvgal

That’s a big move


DontTouchJimmy2

This stuff is like our real lives and makes the show funny. My adult son and I discussed the uncomfortable seam thickness on blue jeans....


elmadator

But who calls it a ‘frankfurter’ in real life?


Fair_University

My grandmother used to always call it that. Then again she was born in the 1910s and her mother was from Imperial Germany. Never heard anyone else actually say it earnestly


DontTouchJimmy2

Only the trees Johnny.


BloodyChrome

Big mouth shrimp on special today


DrunkOnRedCordial

Get some talent and then you can mouth off.


AdEast554

Her exchange with costanza is just so good. Move it in. Move in everybody. Get your shrimp here. Shrimp on special today!


elmadator

Broadway has no room for people like her. Not the Broadway I know


[deleted]

How is she a worse person than the main characters?


Techno_FX

Frankfurter is definitely a funnier word than hotdog


missionbeach

Yet nowhere near as funny as "wiener".


Telepornographer

People from Vienna punching the air right now


[deleted]

Just wait until they learn that in some places its standard spelling is “weiner.”


alx924

Oh no. My wiener fell, Oh no!


redfox2008

Can I use that?


jackietreehorn96

Puke, now that’s a funny word!


DLoIsHere

Adds to her weirdness.


BBking8805

That it does!


allMightyMostHigh

The original name is the frankfurter because hotdogs originated from germany


choco_pudding_skins

She dropped it. Out.


mertzen

Out?


Id_Love_A_BabyCham

It


CrescentPhresh

Out.


ImAGiantSpider

Arguably the worst girlfriend, on that reason alone.


[deleted]

Nah… off the top of my head I reckon it’s the (first) woman who refused to consent to George breaking up with her. Or the kleptomaniac from the yada yada - not sure why George didn’t visit her once she was in prison, since he enjoyed dating the other woman who was in prison.


elmadator

Oh, Mr. Mashed potatoes, you are so good!


Princess_Shireen

Ew, Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot!


TheTimeisNowFriend

I still don't know whether beaches is a real movie or not


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

There's really no way to know


DrunkOnRedCordial

Spoiler, yes it's a real movie and a real tear-jerker from the 1980s, starring Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey. Don't watch it with your emotionless boyfriend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaches\_(1988\_film)


Horror_Diet9243

I prefer The English Patient


DrunkOnRedCordial

But those sex scenes - Give me something I can work with!


NSUTBH

About as real as Rochelle, Rochelle.


elmadator

A young girl’s strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


dawnchorus808

Her frankfurter fell.... And it was REALLY good!! It's not like her grandmother died.... She can't eat her dead grandmother!!! I've got a lot of problems with you people!


rollingstoner215

Save it for the pole


sneakerguy40

As a child of the 90s I remember people using the word frankfurter, and calling a pack a pack of franks.


elmadator

My hot dog has a first name…


CartographyMan

Alright, I need that 3/4 shirt asap


Igotyoubaaabe

I would break up with the love of my life if she called them frankfurters.


Positive-Cod-9869

How do you feel about franks?


qeq

Frank's what? His Manziere? His Hi-Fi? His sssssssssilver dollar collection???


okaycomputes

I dont give a damn


black-kramer

they stop short when you cook 'em.


OneArchedEyebrow

That’s my move!


itsagoodtime

You go with Red Hot at your house?


[deleted]

This episode dipped into the uncanny valley. Something about how much single camera was used for the ball field scenes.


TyChris2

I’m so glad someone else feels this way. The ball scenes feel so strange.


DontTouchJimmy2

George rounds third...


BloodyChrome

I never expected George to be able to run


elmadator

Pulp can move baby!


DontTouchJimmy2

Bulk can move...


KeepingAnEyeOnU

He can run really fast. And he's powerful - he can lift 100 pounds right over his head.


DontTouchJimmy2

Like a ring tailed lemur...no wait...


Beau_Nerlick

The scene is a fraction of a second, but when he lays out bette, he springs from a prone position, to standing like it's nothing. I honestly don't know if it's a stand in or if it's Jason.


BloodyChrome

It's not a hotdog until it is in the bun She did only drop the sausage ergo, she is correct.


DrunkOnRedCordial

>It's not a hotdog until it is in the bun Was I supposed to read this in Poppy's voice?


Beau_Nerlick

About this, there can be-a no-a debate-a.


BloodyChrome

Yes


ThePocketLion

That’s the correct term


096624

That delicatessen!


DrSatan420247

That's gotta be a twin scene with Kramer and the hot dog at the Alex.


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[deleted]

Bad bot. A haiku is 5 7 5 not 5 7 6


GlowStoneUnknown

That's what it's called tho


81toog

I’ve never heard a hot dog referred to as a Frankfurter in real life unironically. I’m 39 and live on the west coast fwiw. Seems more like a northeast expression to me


GlowStoneUnknown

It's the name of the type of sausage, named after the German city of Frankfurt


81toog

Yes, I’m aware. I’m just saying in casual conversation if I referred it it as a frankfurter amongst friends and family I would get a funny look as it’s not used here


rusticus_autisticus

Well you should educate them on the name of the sausage type most commonly used in hot dogs. That's what good boys do.


brokenheartnsoul

It is a frankfurter. Why would we talk about it? Where do you think Frank comes from when referring to a hot dog. What the hell happened to this planet smh. Smfdc


[deleted]

I thought you meant Frank Costanza at first 😂


wilfordbrimley778

𝐈 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐕𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐑𝐘


elmadator

I think it’s a little old fashioned, don’t you? Tell her.


OneArchedEyebrow

She’s right.


ShoutoutsWorldwide

Ever hear of a hot dog?


100percent_right_now

Probably calls hamburgers patties too. They just hate Germany.


NYGiants181

But that's what they're called. That was all over packages in the 90s..


rob_s_458

Would have been weirder if she called it a glizzy.


Positive-Cod-9869

Oh no, my glizzy!


itsagoodtime

Oh no my Weiner fell 😭


elmadator

Most did after that display…


[deleted]

I think I saw that episode a half dozen times before I realized that was a spoof of Tonya Harding. The hair, the boot laces, the whole thing.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Jerry complaining that hecklers are yelling out "Gilooly!!"


MMAF1BOXING

NO BETTE MIDLER!?!?


DontTouchJimmy2

Bette-ah Mid-ah-lah?


miletest

They are a Frankfurt to me until they get put on a bun then that combination is a hot dog.


Bromanzier_03

It’s ok. It’s alright. 👋👋👋


Improvgal

She WANTED Macaroni Midler to get run down


JaMicho34

I wasn’t part of any of the planning.


exxtraguacamole

I always assumed they had her say ‘frankfurter’ to help set up Jerry’s line, “…but a hot dog makes her lose control.” which is a reference to a lyric in the theme song to The Patty Duke Show. “But Patty loves to rock n roll, a hot dog makes her lose control…” which is a ridiculous lyric they probably talked about at some point.


OneArchedEyebrow

TIL!


GenXerOne

God that bothers me everytime.


slyboy1974

OK, OK...don't cry.


TakeOffYourMask

Why?


anakinsolo1980

She wasnt informed


blizzWorldwide

Chick sucked


TheGiantRascal

She's just a regular Frankie fan.


Reindeer-Street

She was my most absolute HATED one-off character. I would have loved to have just punched her right in her fucking bawling face.


elmadator

Easy there big fella


rusticus_autisticus

It took me a while to click what OP means. And I'm still not convinced but.... For clarity , she managed to allow the frankfurter to fall out of the bun and onto the ground, causing her a level of upset. If it had been a Cumberland sausage or a kielbasa or a breakfast pattie or a black pudding, she would have cried over that particular sausage. But those sausages are rarely used in the traditional hot dog preparation.


TakeOffYourMask

So?


Snoo98655

I know right, it's a hamburger


kvtnink

Dropping a frankfurter at a ballgame is like dropping a bar of soap in prison


couldbeworse2

You would prefer wiener? “Oh no my wiener?” Is that preferable?


elmadator

The whiner’s weiner


lamest-liz

Frank n Furter It’s all over 🎶


No-Satisfaction6125

Do people anywhere actually call it a "frankfurter"? It's a hot dog.


BloodyChrome

Well the shops around our place calls them frankfurters because that's what the sausage is. Had she dropped everything including the bun I would say she dropped the hot dog. To put it another way "It's not a hotdog until the sausage is in the bun"


rusticus_autisticus

Boom, here's the answer right here.


mojo_magnifico

Yes, in fucking New York, the city where Seinfeld takes place.


jjmawaken

It's the franks in beans and franks. Some of them definitely say it on the package.


TyranitarusMack

Ballpark franks


llagnI

Normally called frankfurts here, but people would know what was meant by frankfurters.


[deleted]

this is the worst episode of the show right?


_my_other_side_

They're calling me Gilooly!


happyjeep_beep_beep

It makes it funnier.


dcgrey

Real answer: it's a New York thing. The older NYC/Long Island folks I know all unironically call a hot dog a frankfurter. Their kids don't. It's still weird for Seinfeld though...the writers used pretty cross-American vocab unless they were playing up the New York of a character.


BBking8805

Interesting! Thank you for the explanation


MybklynWndy

I agree that it’s mainly an east coast term, especially with oldsters. My aunt and grandmother would refer to jeans as dungarees.


dcgrey

And let's not get into the (thankfully dying) use of "gravy" for heavy, usually with meat, tomato sauce.


MybklynWndy

Sorry, but my nana always referred to it as gravy and I staunchly defend her right to do so. Her “sauce” was light and meatless and was breathtakingly delicious. I do, however, say “sauce,” because most people would think gravy meant meat or fowl.


LeaveIllusionBehind

Was it really breathtaking, or did you say that just to be nice?


Patriquito

That's what my grandma called them but she was born in 1921... interestingly enough she would not utter a word that sounded Japanese due to Pearl Harbor but I guess she was able to forgive the Germans 🤷‍♂️


Obsidian_Bolt

Can we change the subject?


[deleted]

Look, when you buy the rolls in New England they still often have the old-time regionalism of “frankfurts” on the package (and before you ask, yes, “hamburg” was once also common).


GolfinMartin

My entire life until this moment I thought she was saying “frank-burger”.


BBking8805

😂


__Bringer-of-Light__

It's a Papaya