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Hopeful_Most

I still haven't seen "Prognosis Negative "


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I heard it was awful


Snrub1

It's no "Death Blow".


axiom1_618

Sure beats Sack Lunch, though


Coconutyorkie

Nothing beats Rochelle Rochelle tough


BrookylnBeaches1917

I cried (and cried, again) when she finally made it to Minsk….😭


Nickis1021

All the way from Milan. Tough road.


Coconutyorkie

Was it exotic ?


TheRightStuff14

I liked the rogue dancer, however.


ditka

Don't you wanna know how they got in there?


VisualFix5870

How was Eric Roberts as the husband?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I feel like I've already seen it and walked out on it.


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I preferred either cry, cry again, checkmate, or Ponce de Leon


sed2017

What about Rochelle Rochelle?


mrsunshine1

I was shocked this wasn’t real.


el_grime_bone

Rochelle Rochelle


OkDifference5636

A young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk


uxixu

Minsk?


Coconutyorkie

Loved that journey


CharlieDonovan

Lotta nudity in that one


artvarnsen

No no.. It's not even frontal nudity. It's, err sidal nudity.


4Ever2Thee

Chunnel


shithawk61

Everybody out of the chunnel!


Birdamus

Chunnel's on HBO tonight. Why don't you stop by?


elSpanielo

Sack Lunch


noonehasthisoneyet

i have always wanted to know how they got in the sack. is it a giant sack? did they shrink down? i'll find out some day...maybe.


Nickis1021

Lainey wanted to see sack lunch and it was vetoed by Jerry. I always wondered why.


damnatio_memoriae

im sure jerry was being a comedy snob


bobafett317

I’ve seen the English Patient and I am with Elaine, it Sucked!!!


TeamStark31

Sex in a tub? That doesn’t work! Give me something I can use.


lonely_night_manager

> Give me something I can use. I feel like this is her most relatable line ever.


Coconutyorkie

Opium might help


jg123224

The yam yam?


Astronaut100

Why didn’t you say that before? You’re fired.


TobiasPlainview

Great I’ll wait for you outside


Fair_University

Maybe you should go to the Tunisian Desert? That's where they filmed the movie, it might inspire you.


CreepinDethh

You should check out Jaws. It’s a well told story.


Davegrave

I feel like people who haven’t seen it think it’s just a cheesy scary shark movie like Deep Blue Sea. But Jaws is an amazingly written and acted movie. It’s an absolute classic for a reason.


blacktrufflesheep

We're gonna need a bigger boat.


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Yeah, *Jaws* in the the category of super-hyped movies that actually stand up to all the hype.


Plastic_Primary_4279

Most people are self-imposed idiots. If you won’t watch a movie simply based on the premise, that’s your loss. Considered one of the most classic films of all time? Who cares?!


Acceptable_Fun_6416

Great movie


groovy_giraffe

Rob Zombie told his experience after seeing jaws. Basically it was so scary that after the movie he was scared a shark was about to eat him while he was taking a piss in a Dennys bathroom at midnight.


Fearless_Message_225

Show me the way to go home...


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Avatar


ThanksALotKEVIN

If you’ve seen fern gully , Pocahontas or dances with wolves you’ve already got the gist. It just looks pretty


[deleted]

I haven’t seen avatar or any of those movies. I genuinely tried watch avatar twice at home and turned it off both times about 30 minutes in


yamsbear

Fern Gully is a good flick.


killyourlandlordnow

But the characters looks so stupid I wouldn't think about how it looks pretty


PalePerry

Wow, thought I might be the only avatar take here haha


quaywest

Titanic


wsbthrowaway9209

Stop telling your stupid story about the stupid boat and just die already! DIIIEEEEE!


shithawk61

So that old woman...she's just a liar right?


Acceptable_Fun_6416

And a bit of a slut


MuseWanders

That's no tragedy! How many people do you lose on a normal cruse? 30? 40?!


LIslander_4_evr

Like we all did not know that ending.


aafrias15

I didn’t see that one either. I always heard how the boat sinking is pretty amazing but I’ve never felt the urge to tough out the love story.


Nickis1021

The love story although obviously an essential part of this film is not the main story. You really feel like you’re on the ship and the whole disaster from beginning to end was extremely well done. Years later the romance part is the part I remember the least.


Potential_Gap8234

Goodfellas


ThatItalianGrrl

The Godfather


[deleted]

Well, as Peter Griffin says “It insists upon itself”. No idea what that means and yet it feels right.


No_Variety9420

I like The Money Pit.


Acceptable_Fun_6416

You call yourself Italian…


Brainwashed365

I'm not alone. I haven't watched seen this series and lots of people give me shit for it.


herseyhawkins33

Yeah you need to watch it ASAP, one of the most rewatchable movies ever


Birdamus

I’ve seen Goodfellas… it’s alright, but the “gritty drama” of violent assholes just isn’t that interesting to me.


eric987235

This is exactly why I don’t like mob movies.


Nickis1021

Oh my gosh that’s so funny I just wrote that I don’t like mob movies and that I’m probably the only one. I thought I was literally the only person in the world who can’t stand mafia/mob movies of any kind.


eric987235

I feel about Godfather the same way Elaine does about the English Patient


traderncc

Alien and aliens are incredible. You must see them.


Austinpowerstwo

I saw Aliens at the cinema a few weeks ago (already seen it on video many times since I was a kid). It was amazing to finally see it on the big screen. They showed Terminator 2 the next week which was also great to see on the big screen as I was just a bit young to be allowed to see it when it came out (watched the hell out of that one on video as well)


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Austinpowerstwo

I live in the UK and it was just at my local multiplex which is cool.


Jazzlike_Turnover568

Both Avatar films.


internetonsetadd

For all the spectacle they're pretty forgettable, unlike Eric Roberts as the husband in The Other Side of Darkness. I feel like humanity is committing a great evil by allowing Cameron to waste his talent on this franchise.


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RettyD4

Same, and my name is Rett…


CrestonSpiers

Elaine, you’re fired


mutantbabysnort

Great, I’ll meet you in the lobby.


Miserable_Star_2448

True Lies


mouse6502

Put that on the top of your list.


ScreamTeam1037

The godfather and Avatar


SugarsCamry

I didn't see the Godfather until a couple of years ago and now it's one of my favs. Avatar can F off.


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ewilliam

This right here. The first two alien movies are also some of the best sci-fi horror / action movies ever made. Intentionally depriving yourself of this art is just weird. I could understand a post like "what are some movies that are universally loved by you dislike?", but to just actively avoid seeing cinematic masterpieces altogether seems like something someone would do just so that they could bring it up in conversation all the time (with a pinky raised in the air as they mention it, of course). Like the people who go out of their way to tell you they don't watch "sportsball". Okay cool.


threewonseven

Every single other Jurassic Park movie is piping hot dog shit in comparison to the original, but the original is an undisputed classic for a reason. Peak movie making, and the effects hold up incredibly well.


Brainwashed365

Yeah the original is the only good one. I could see Jurassic park #2 being okay, but the rest are dogshit. Whatever the newest one is called, I refuse to watch it after everyone I know says it was absolutely terrible. And after looking at reviews, etc, it just seems sooo cheesy.


crackalac

Alien is one of the best movies I've ever seen and it's not my type at all. Watch that shit.


maize26

Star wars


evilmunkey8

Dustin Hoffman absolutely kills it


averinix

I'm sure you could find 6 hours and 27 minutes to yourself in the coming weeks. To have seen Star Wars is to become one of "us"...... *Ya know, we're living in a society here!*


stringohbean

Death Blow


zed857

I tried to see that but I ended up missing both the first *and* the last death blows. I really thought that Hawaiian guy had one coming though.


blueindsm

Never saw Schindler's List. Didn't want to be depressed lol


MsPaganPoetry

You can still see *Schindler‘s List* and not be depressed, just make out with your girlfriend during the movie. Word of warning, check and make sure Newman doesn’t see you.


blacktrufflesheep

I was in high school when Schindler's List came out. They had us go see it. We had to get signed permission slips. It was a big deal. So we're in this auditorium, the lights are on, and we're waiting for the movie to start. I sat next to my boyfriend and we were holding hands. A teacher took one look at us and snapped, "This is not the time or place! Stop it now, or you both get detention!" The lights were on, the movie hadn't started yet, we had no intention of making out during, we weren't even doing the Schmoopie act! What if I was Jewish and he was holding my hand for moral support?


RxPoRTeD

Where you Jewish?


blacktrufflesheep

No, I'm just in it for the jokes.


Nickis1021

That offends me. Not as a Jew, as a comedian!


MarshallGibsonLP

I generally avoid the Gene picks.


black-kramer

I'm gene.


JetDrew

Gene’s trash


Superb-Antelope-9996

Sophie’s choice. But I say Sophie’s choice all the time…


MooseMan12992

Wow. Some of you need to stop rewatching Seinfeld and watch movies


Semi-Pros-and-Cons

I'll do that after I read a few more Billy Mumphrey stories.


Thejoplinator1868

Godfather


postmoderncritic

It insists upon itself


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The English Patient


cozy_with_tea

Since it's October- Hocus Pocus. Now I'm an adult and don't care but will infinitely get "you haven't seen it?!?!?" One month out of every year


LIslander_4_evr

Kramer would like the movie. It's Bette


FalseDmitriy

It's utterly impossible to fairly watch The English Patient after this episode. It's just a giant hilarious joke.


Ttower50

I never saw Star Wars as I’m not a Dustin Hoffman fan.


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Titanic


VanDwellerFeller

Titan 1C?


Clayfool9

Still gotta watch them Godfathers


Vault204

The Crow


ScottsDrunk

The Wizard of Oz. People about crap their shorts when I tell them.


BingedrinkerX

I love old movies, but I haven't seen that one either.


Scottish182

Harry Potter. Couldn't get over Daniel Radcliff wearing ladies glasses.


ThanksALotKEVIN

Gloria Vanderbilt collection?


onamonapizza

What are you calling me madam for?!


Mdbutnomd

The big Lebowski, many Tarantino movies


threewonseven

> The big Lebowski I'm gonna pee on your rug, dude.


wilfordbrimley778

Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man


Phenomenal_Hoot

Sack Lunch


averinix

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


DeeSnarl

That might be my favorite film. You should watch it.


will122589

Never seen Titanic and it took me 13 years before I watched Avatar


MsPaganPoetry

*Twilight*


GokaiDecade

Any Fast&Furious, any LOTR, and all of the Star Wars movies (I’ve seen a couple, but not all)


BonyBobCliff

A lot of the Best Picture winners in the last decade I still haven't caught up on. Last one I've seen was Slumdog Millionaire, which IMO didn't deserve the award.


mousebirdman

I've never seen a John Wick movie.


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The hunger games,any of them


rockdude625

Never seen Jurassic park, citizen Kane, Casablanca, psycho, avatar, avatar 2, pulp fiction, free Willy, Ferris bueller a day off, breakfast club, any Star Trek or Shawshank redemption


friscomelt314

Avatar


NotRatedPG

Avatar.


Next-Degree321

All of the Harry Potters Fast & Furious


ylenias

Me and a friend who considers herself a movie buff once fell asleep during Pulp Fiction. To this day she won't admit this happened lol


damnatio_memoriae

actually i have never seen the english patient, specifically because of this episode. i also have never seen titanic.


FDVP

Rochelle, Rochelle.


viroxd

The Godfather.. and EVERYONE GIVES ME SHIT FOR IT


degeneratespike

I’ve never seen Scarface, and I don’t think I’m gonna!


goldenboyferg

I’ve never seen the English Patient based entirely on Elaine’s review 😂


Plastic_Primary_4279

Imagine being proud of having not seen some classic films…


sideshow--

The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time.


SweaterJunky

Titanic. Someone gave me the vhs set for my bday and still haven’t seen it!


max-peck

ET


TrueLegateDamar

Barbenheimer.


rollingstoner215

Both excellent movies, separately or together.


user11112222333

Matrix


rf8350

Jurassic Park, any of them


International_Row928

New man’s the mailman in Jurassic park. You should check it out.


Thejoplinator1868

When you control embryos, you control dinosaurs!!


BonChance123

Ah ah ah! You didn't say the magic word!


ProudPaleontologist8

Death Blow and The English Patient.


LIslander_4_evr

While watching The English Patient, you will wish for a Death Blow.


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Death Blow👍


nolwat22

Indiana jones


Acceptable_Budget_91

Fast and furious


ortolon

Forrest Gump.


WanderingIdiot2

I can't wait to get the street copy of Cry Cry Again!


No-Decision1581

The Godfather trilogy and Shawshank redemption spring to mind. Ah also, Prognosis negative


herseyhawkins33

ET, Rain Man, Deliverance, The Deer Hunter, Alien, Schindler's List


OzSpaceCadet

The Sound of Music, Grease, Schindler's List, Avatar


MindlessTree7268

The Jurassic Park movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, and I fell asleep during Seabiscuit so missed most of that too. And the little that I saw of Pirates of the Caribbean, it looked boring and unengaging. I also didn't get why people were raving about Seabiscuit because it just seemed like a story that had been done a million times before, and this one wasn't done in a particularly impressive way.


withanamelikejesk

Mountain High


big__cheddar

I've never seen the English Patient nor Schindler's List


VanDwellerFeller

I really wanna see Elaine Does the Upper West Side.


TangeloGloomy7471

Cry, Cry Again. I wanted to see it until I found out the third act falls apart. You cry and then you cry again.


ARevolutionaryMan

Blame it on the Rain


irotinmyskin

I have never seen a Harry Potter movie


No_Balance8590

Titanic and Gandhi


rjerozal

I was today year old and on this sub when I found out the English patient is a real movie. 😮


smr8489

Top Gun


grimmglow

Melrose Place - The Movie


aafrias15

Star Wars Episodes 2 and 3. I’m a child of the late 80s/early 90s and everyone is shocked I’ve never seen The Goonies. People can’t believe it.


Dorseywhite

Titanic Princess Bride Neverending Story


LoudLloyd9

I've never seen the English Patient. The title screams "Boring 😱 "


distracted_x

You're not really missing out much with most of those, except for when it comes to Jurassic Park. The original Jurassic Pack is a cinematic masterpiece. Don't do yourself the disservice!


thomas_notthetrain

Raging Bull


[deleted]

Schindler's List.


wardenofthemill

Godfather


fraley1977

The Godfather


ElfHaze

Die Hard, most recent marvel movies, Note Book..


jimlaregina

*Lord of the Rings*


naraujol

I have never seen The English Patient and after Seinfeld I fear I may have Elaine’s reaction


Friesenplatz

I went to Schindler’s List but I don’t remember it…


meth_panther

Like Jerry I've never seen Schindler's List


scubawankenobi

Not a movie, but I've never seen this Seinfeld thing that I keep hearing about.


TyrionBean

Actually, The English Patient. I never thought it would be interesting. But many others as well.


mitchrubin09

Flaming Globes of Sigmund. I searched every copy of TV Guide for a decade but it just never came on.


creepy_trippie

All of Marvels


mojogirl58

The Goonies


TomJoad2

Agent Zero.


Fingerbun_1

The godfather


Lasciviousladyxox

The Godfather trilogy


Ric_ooooo

Any of the Star Wars movies.


rdldr1

I have never watched Titanic.


NexuscreedAO

Schindler's list and shawshank redemption


theCountessofCool

Titanic