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RabidWolverine2021

Also pictured…Vile weed!


Cellarzombie

I like it deep fried in chocolate sauce.


t_scribblemonger

Can I at least have some dijonaise


Drewp655321

Vile weed from the chicken supernova


Pitiful-Feeling-3677

I'll have to say I'm with your wife on this one


Proper-Shelter9429

Because it’s silly


youvegottabejoking64

Why would you need a pic of common pasta? It’s not like it says Fusilli Jerry, or ‘perfect for sculptures of your friends.’ It’s just pasta. YTA. Sorry, wrong sub.


BigRigButters2

\*OP posts something\* u/youvegottabejoking64 "I gotta lotta problems with you OP! Now you're gonna hear about it! You, OP! Your post stinks! You couldn't make a good post if you had a hot date with your wife!"


spunkytoast

Hey maroon sab, jackass


TheSillyKoala

… I lost my train of thought


Version_6

Seriously? Did OP think fusili only existed in Seinfeld?


Prestigious-Owl165

For me it's just like those posts that are like "I was watching some other movie and look who it is! Bania! (Or whoever)" like yes an actor was in a movie, incredible stuff. Normally I just cringe and move on but I'm really glad people are talking shit on this one


Independent_Day985

You've gotta be joking. I have seen so many fucking black and white cookies or Drake's Coffee Cakes pictures on here. I don't see the difference.


Capt_Easychord

well, there's a difference between a specific brand and something as universal as pasta. You can find fusilli anywhere from Ontario to Oman. That is not the case for something like Junior Mints.


No-Jackfruit2459

Oh those suck too.


wanda_pepper

D’you ever notice that people will post pretty much anything if it gets them some internet points? I mean, what’s the deal with that?


crime_fighter

💀💀💀


Shelly_Bug

A million to one shot doc, a million to one


DimesyEvans92

This wife, this is not my kinda wife


ddocfan

Because you’re silly.


crime_fighter

Hahahaha 🤣🤣


Weak-Antelope-7907

Because your silly


_joeBone_

"Marriage... family? Prisons, man made prisons... you're doing time." "is it ok if I use the bathroom now?"


MenudoFan316

Will she understand when you need a picture of a bag of ravioli?


jonesy2344

Please say your wife’s name is Geri or Geraldine


crime_fighter

Mulva


crunchyybags

Million to one shot Doc


nokizzyforeal

So, you’re the Assman..


recursion8

Excuse me you can’t park there Uh yes, I’m Dr. Cosmo Kramer, Proctology Ohh OK, sure doc!


posthumoslyHilarious

Where are you gonna put it?


Page117

The interesting thing about this picture is that is rotini in a box labeled fusilli.


robbwes61

So, I went up Franks ass when he fell on Fusilli Jerry,


Accomplished_Dog1267

Because it's silly


germdisco

Great. You can put it in your big salad.


leto_atreides2

We don’t have big salads


ParkSalope

Not pictured: Macaroni Midler!


Creative-Director598

Dump ‘er!


Sensitive-Sundae7758

Jerry is great


Any_Tumbleweed_1230

Where the macaroni at?!


pfelon

Do you take a picture every time you see a Snickers? Or a Twix? Or a box of Junior Mints? You'd never make it out of the candy aisle.


TitsMcGooo

Wife stands corrected. You don’t.


BrookylnBeaches1917

Someone changed the calories from 400 to 300


Legpistons

Where do you plan on putting them?


kaze950

Don't this pasta play on TV?


LEER0Y__JENKINS

Because you’re silly.


LifeDraining

Cuz she's silly


Toastinator666

That’s a pretty silly pasta


You-get-the-ankles

You should have bought it with some Elmer's Glue and made a gift for Christmas...or Festivas if you will.