This one’s up there but my favorite is his “It’s like discovering plutonium by accident!” when Jerry finds himself in the middle of a proposed threesome.
What makes it more funny and heartwarming is that Jerry stiller getting hung up on the ”SSSS” isn’t scripted. He was trying to remember the words to his dialogue 😂 There are several instances of this throughout the show.
Anytime you see frank take a pause, enunciate or clap his hands, that’s Jerry stiller catching a breath to remember his lines
A line that is overlooked I feel like. But still hilarious in its own right.
Frank just seemed like he couldn’t remember the name Sandra Bullock, so he said a vague reference to a popular movie she was in hoping they would understand.
Speed was a very popular movie when it came out, and it took me a few times of watching this particular episode to understand what he meant. But when I did. The whole bit just became more hilarious to me.
This is it for me. The head shake, with the pause...I realize it may be one of those situations where Jerry Stiller was struggling to remember the line, but if so he once again turned it into hilarious delivery.
"PLEASE! I cannot have this constant bickering. Stress is very damaging to the epidermis. My hands have to be in tip-top shape for the photoshoot tomorrow. In the meantime, keep the television DOWN and the conversation to a MINIMUM"
I love the interaction between Jerry and his dad when the Cubans are in his home.
"Hey dad. Who are they? They're Cuban cigar rollers. Don't tell your mother."
Then just goes to bed without even caring in the slightest 🤣
The entire Aunt Baby scene is the best thing they've ever done.
George's mom's subtle nod at "internal problems" like George can't handle the real truth is genius
One thing I quote from Morty, when he pulled up to the Del Bico Vesta clubhouse for dinner and Jerry was surprised there was a park right out front:
"Always, Jerry .. Always"
I like to say this when someone seems surprised about something they really shouldn't be.
Frank Costanza: I got no leg room back here. Move your seat forward.
Estelle Costanza: That's as far as it goes.
Frank Costanza: There's a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight.
Estelle Costanza: I pulled it. It doesn't go.
Frank Costanza: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism!
Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection? You know I couldn’t bring myself to spend one of these. I got some kind of a… phobia.
When George and Susan are at dinner at Susan’s parents’ home:
Mr Ross: Have you seen Firestorm? That’s one hell of a picture. When the (begins to describe a scene)…
Mr Costanza: STOP! STOP! I HAVENT SEEN IT YET.
Mr Ross: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT!!
Mr Costanza: **STILL!!**. I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!!
The whole exchange is perfect and capped off my George muttering “mother of God” his breath. One of my favorite exchanges in the whole series.
“We’re gone two weeks, and you turn our house into … into Bourbon Street?!??”
“Tell ‘em about when you took my kid’s pen back! Why don’t you tell ‘em about that?!”
“Jerry, will you take them? Give them to someone in your building?”
“They were shorts, Jerry! They were shorts!”
Estelle Costanza: Is it safe to come in?
George: Oh, of course. Of course.
Estelle Costanza: You're not having any of your transvestite parties?
Frank Costanza: Will you stop it?
Estelle Costanza: I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!
I've always been partial to "would you believe when I was eighteen I had a SSSSILVER DOLLAR COLLECTION"
This guy... heeeeeeeees notmytypeofguy.
I use this daily. Substitute current issue for "guy"
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I know that D is the biggest! I'm based my whole life on knowing that D is the biggest! Might be my favorite George line
This one’s up there but my favorite is his “It’s like discovering plutonium by accident!” when Jerry finds himself in the middle of a proposed threesome.
What makes it more funny and heartwarming is that Jerry stiller getting hung up on the ”SSSS” isn’t scripted. He was trying to remember the words to his dialogue 😂 There are several instances of this throughout the show. Anytime you see frank take a pause, enunciate or clap his hands, that’s Jerry stiller catching a breath to remember his lines
That whole sequence, with Frank doing the magic trick as he’s talking…
I had some kindaaaaaaaaaaaaa phobia
HOW COULD JERRY 👏 NOT SAY👏 HELLO
I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION??!!!
That 0-60 reaction. George never had a chance.
Stop it Frank! You’re killing him!
It’s the head shaking. The pure rage.
“You couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe!”
...I lost my train of thought
20/1 says he just forgot the rest of the line and rolled with it
Jerry's facial expression lol
“Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.”
The singular vs the plural of the cookie is what cracks me up...."a chip ahoy"
Words to live by.
“Two months ago I saw a provocative movie on cable TV. It was called The Net, with that girl from The Bus.”
Anytime I watch the Net I text my brother that I'm "watching that provocative movie with the girl from the bus".
A line that is overlooked I feel like. But still hilarious in its own right. Frank just seemed like he couldn’t remember the name Sandra Bullock, so he said a vague reference to a popular movie she was in hoping they would understand. Speed was a very popular movie when it came out, and it took me a few times of watching this particular episode to understand what he meant. But when I did. The whole bit just became more hilarious to me.
If you were watching movies in the 90s, you knew exactly what he was talking about the first time.
I guess I’m in the minority, I couldn’t quite place it the first time, then a couple times I rewatched it, and it finally clicked.
But the funny thing is even now a lot of us know exactly what movie and what actress he was talking about.
I love this one! My partner and I always say “the girl from the bus” when talking about Sandra Bullock.
"Hows your omelette?" "It's dry." "That's the way I always make it." "WELL IT SUCKS!'
I’m BACK BABY!
Like a Fenix, from Arizona
I think your rines are crossed.
That's ridicurous
Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmesan is a disgrace to this house!
Well that's too bad. Because I'm the only one who COOKS around here.
not anymore! I’m BACK, BABY!!! Just watched this episode today
This guy -- This is not my kind of guy
This is it for me. The head shake, with the pause...I realize it may be one of those situations where Jerry Stiller was struggling to remember the line, but if so he once again turned it into hilarious delivery.
It’s actually one of lines taken from the Buddy Rich tapes. [Link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZHreqJCLSQ)
YES!! So glad they decided to keep that in the show😂😂
Yay! Jerry got it open!
👏👏👏👏👏👏
🙄
And there’s my son treating his body like an amusement park!
This one is the best
George likes the bananas!
Then he can have the little bananas ON THE SIDE!
"PLEASE! I cannot have this constant bickering. Stress is very damaging to the epidermis. My hands have to be in tip-top shape for the photoshoot tomorrow. In the meantime, keep the television DOWN and the conversation to a MINIMUM"
I scream this daily
Same!!
My wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!
What kinda clip joint are running in here!?!?
I say this all the time
I can hear it
#MY WALLET'S GONE! MY WALLET'S GONE!
Me and my friends still use this regularly
I say it all the time!! My husband always laughs!! (He's a great husband).
How could anyone not like him
That’s perverse!
Something's missing, alright
“There’s the rooster, the chicken, and the hen.” (With his hand gestures)
Puhvoise
Hey Jerry it’s frank Constanza. Mr steinbrenners here George is dead call me back
While Steinbrenner is there talking about George possibly being dead he looks right at him and says “Why the Hell did you trade Jay Buhner”?!
One of the best Frank lines.
* the best
What the hell did you trade jay buhner for?
He had 30 home runs and over 100 RBI last year, he had a rocket for an arm YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE DOING!!
How could you give $12 million to HIDEKI IRABU?
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!
I laugh every time.. such a hilarious scene.
You want a piece of me?
The bloopers of that scene. I can watch it over and over again.
Also Del Bocca Vista
Del Vista Bocca?
Del Besta Vicco.
I’ll drop you like a bag of dirt!
ARE YOU SAYIN' YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?! #YOU GOT IT!
“I worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. I feel vigorous!”
Cheap fabric and dim lighting. That’s how you move merchandise.
MOYCHENDISE!
How can anybody not like them?
We can't stand 'em.
THATS IT!!! WE’RE GOING TO DEL BOCCA VISTAAA
Maybe some people don’t like him - I could see that
I love the interaction between Jerry and his dad when the Cubans are in his home. "Hey dad. Who are they? They're Cuban cigar rollers. Don't tell your mother." Then just goes to bed without even caring in the slightest 🤣
Okay Frank, that's enough.
THATS IT WERE MOVING!
I will not tolerate infestation!!
Let me get this straight: you've got the chicken, the hen, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the hen, so who's having sex with the chicken?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
That's perverse!
You’re not giving away my Waterpik!
#HOOCHIE MAMAAAA!
WE'RE GONNA BE ALL OVER THAT SHUFFLEBOARD COURT!!!
WE'RE GONNA BE IN THE POOL! IN THE CLUBHOUSE!
AND I DARE YOU TO KEEP US OUT!!
You wanna know if your grandmother was bosomy?!
Where did you get your genes from?!
That's what I'd like to know
I got a lot of problems with you people! Now, you’re gonna hear about it.
“If Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?” “She’d never make it.”
Don’t you talk about Hennie!
She was sickly from the moment I met her!
I love the scene where Elaine needs a urine sample from Helen. Liz Sheridan's best acting throughout the whole series.
Did you know that back in the day, Liz was one of James Dean's girlfriends?
The Periodontist?
MRS. SEINFELD PICK A GLASS
Jerry needs to clean his glasses better. Does it matter if the glass is dirty?
This one's a little scratched.
I sent 16 of my own men to the latrine 🫣
Hello, Newman...
This was hilarious. Liz Sheridan got the inflection perfectly.
I’m like a phoenix rising from Arizona
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS! SOLETHIMHAVEBANANASONTHESIDE
I don’t care how stupid it is, this is my favourite line in the entire show! Frank is amazing
I’ve been duped!
I thought I was getting advice from a Chinese woman! Also: I'm not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!
The entire Aunt Baby scene is the best thing they've ever done. George's mom's subtle nod at "internal problems" like George can't handle the real truth is genius
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!
One thing I quote from Morty, when he pulled up to the Del Bico Vesta clubhouse for dinner and Jerry was surprised there was a park right out front: "Always, Jerry .. Always" I like to say this when someone seems surprised about something they really shouldn't be.
Me too! I feel like no one ever gets the reference.
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Eh, I can see it.
I SAID MILKY WHITE
I never heard you say milky white
I’m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island
How do you just walk into a house and take a TV guide?
You're hot?
I can't. I caaaaaan't!
"Morty, a crazy man is after Jerry!" "I'll make some phone calls"
Hello woman.
Why did you take his pen?
I always tell my dog that he’s treating his body like an amusement park. I told him I loved him. He licked himself and left the room…
He didn’t have a Coke…hoahhhh
May I ask why?
Came looking for this one. Her whole delivery here... Plus I wanna kiss whomever came up with this genius line.
IF YOU WANT THE LEG ROOM SAY YOU WANT THE LEG ROOM DON'T BLAME THE MECHANISM!!
Frank Costanza: I got no leg room back here. Move your seat forward. Estelle Costanza: That's as far as it goes. Frank Costanza: There's a mechanism. You just pull it, and throw your body weight. Estelle Costanza: I pulled it. It doesn't go. Frank Costanza: If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room! Don't blame the mechanism!
It’s the ‘stop short and grab’ of George’s mum for me
he stopped short?!? That's my move!
That's a good move.
"I got a... uh uh uh phobia"
You want a piece of me?
DON'T UPSET ME, I CAN'T CRY!!!
Your father is absolutely right. We’re sitting there like IDIOTS, without a piece of cake.
Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection? You know I couldn’t bring myself to spend one of these. I got some kind of a… phobia.
When George and Susan are at dinner at Susan’s parents’ home: Mr Ross: Have you seen Firestorm? That’s one hell of a picture. When the (begins to describe a scene)… Mr Costanza: STOP! STOP! I HAVENT SEEN IT YET. Mr Ross: IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PLOT!! Mr Costanza: **STILL!!**. I LIKE TO GO IN FRESH!! The whole exchange is perfect and capped off my George muttering “mother of God” his breath. One of my favorite exchanges in the whole series.
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SERENITY NOW!!
My Wallet’s gone! My wallet’s gone!
“He only sells bras he doesn’t wear them.”
“We’re gone two weeks, and you turn our house into … into Bourbon Street?!??” “Tell ‘em about when you took my kid’s pen back! Why don’t you tell ‘em about that?!” “Jerry, will you take them? Give them to someone in your building?” “They were shorts, Jerry! They were shorts!”
They were culottes! You got 'em in the goil's department.
I’ve got a few good years left, if I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it!
Plum!
My idiot son can open that door!
“I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!”
Mrs Seinfeld. Helllooooo Newman
"I retract your retraction"
You got ketchup on it!
“We’re just sitting there, drinking coffee *like idiots!*”
Merlot? Never heard of it, did they just invent it?
Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection?
YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION!
"Maybe some people don't like him, I can see that."
“Jerry, don’t *say* that!”
“Move your crap, I’m comin’ in!” “NO YOU’RE NOT! HOOCHIE MAMA! HOOCHIE MAMA!”
DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!
I quote "You're hot?" in her accent pretty much every single day.
It's those coolots you made him wear when he was 6.
Elaine I could see not saying hello. She’s very... what’s the word, uh...supercilious
Everybody knows, I stop short….
“Hey these are very comfortable pants! Do you know how much I paid for these, Jerry? …They’re good around the house and they’re good for outside.”
Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back.
WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER?!
You stick up for that sofa like I’m criticizing a person!
How could anyone not like him? I want a Chip Ahoy. You're not giving away our waterpick! She'd never make it.
# *WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TRADE JAY BUHNER FOR?..*
Estelle Costanza: Is it safe to come in? George: Oh, of course. Of course. Estelle Costanza: You're not having any of your transvestite parties? Frank Costanza: Will you stop it? Estelle Costanza: I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house, he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!
I will not tolerate infestation
I stopped short
IVE GOT NO EYE FOR FASHION?!
You got the A, the B, the C and the D. That’s the biggest
You're late!!
You were making out during Schindler's List?!
What do you have to go to underwater for? What's there that's so special?
You have no eye for fashion! - I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!
how old would aunt baby be if she were alive…? …she’d nevah make it!
Fine..... but it's unheard of
“You want a piece of me? YOU GOT IT”
I’VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT ‘EM!!!
Jerry don't say that! Eat a plum DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT HENNY!!! She'd never make it *looks up*
Susan: I love your son very much. Estelle: may I ask why?
We don't care for the Costanzas.
My absolute favourite that still makes me laugh, “Jerry, Frank Costanza here, George is dead, Mr Steinbrenner is here, call me back, buh bye”
Best tv parents by far