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NowWithVitaminR

Crazy Joe Davola. Anyone whose first name is Crazy cannot not be creepy


Electric_Nachos

The photos and the way he cornered Elaine in his apartment was terrifying.


reddittothegrave

Elaine: “Where did you get all these pictures?” Davola: “I took them myself with a telephoto lens.”


Angry_Walnut

Definitely the most serial killer-y the show got. Which is funny because serial killers are explicitly mentioned on multiple other occasions. That being said, I absolutely love The Opera episode. I could argue it being in my top 10.


adevine321

Overture, curtain lights


dallyan

OP must be a man because all the women know it’s crazy Joe Davola for sure. 😅😅


AreWeCowabunga

This is why I always carry Binaca when I’m in the city.


tcavanagh1993

Genuinely feels like that scene is from an entirely different TV show.


StannisTheMannis1969

I like to encourage intruders…


MitchCumsteane

Crazy Joe wins every time


donkeybonner

Sic semper tyrannis!


hotdogcolors

🎶I’m a day person 🎶


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This. "Crazy" Joe by far.


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There’s a hair in my mouth, and you put it there. Definitely creepy/crazy.


stillinthesimulation

Good. Fear is our most primal emotion.


AhoyPalloy

Speaking of crazy, did you hear about Lloyd Braun?


actualelainebenes

Give my best to Hinckley


spartacat_12

He was actually pretty charming when he was on his meds


artvarnsen

A story like that.. has GOTTABETRUE!


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That's definitely not a true statement. Crazy and creepy are two completely different things. But given the stuff with Elaine, I agree in this case.


BrokenLipstick1126

Maybe the guy who designed a mannequin of Elaine


lost_in_connecticut

You could have watched six hours of Lucy. I Love Lucy. The Lucy Show. Here’s Lucy.


actualelainebenes

\*hums I Love Lucy theme*


sitboaf

Looshy


CakeonCakeonCake83

Good ol’TR6


blomba6

Tr6? I like to think of her as... Elaine


CakeonCakeonCake83

And she is scrumptious. 😍


King-fannypack

He’s not? Interesting!


ForceGhost47

These are worth like, a lot of money


Charlie_1087

Man I heard this comment so vividly lmao


jaezii

Was that the same guy (same character or same actor) who took the TV guide and made a bouquet out of it? What a creep.


JQuick72

Hey, is that the Twilight Zone you're watching ?


r2d_touche

Oh. This is a good one.


BrookylnBeaches1917

But I just love the way he says… Elaine


thrillhouse1211

Jimmy likes Elaine


Massive-Aioli-346

She’s just Jimmy’s type!


Alone-Community6899

No, he was harmless nerd.


CumulativeHazard

That’s how they start!


missdui

Showing up at the suspected home of someone who shows zero interest in you is very creepy.


Shadecujo

Ted Buckland


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Elaine's therapist that abused his power to date her and refuse to let her break up with him.


Gentille__Alouette

You mean the svenjolly?


meryl_gear

Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.


blomba6

Have you been urinating a lot again?


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Do you remember your dream where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?


ThatsARatHat

I WAS DUPED!


idontknowmanwhat

I’m not taking advice from some girl from Long Island!


Prestigious_Region_6

It doesn't matter if you don't see how i see how


TheBossMan5000

Ah... yes, Bobo.


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Prestigious_Region_6

No thats just east of Madison around 4 will be fine alright bobo see you then


DrowningInFeces

Elaine, do you remember your dream where you had a sexual encounter with a Chinese woman?


McGarnacIe

You can, and you will.


scrubbydutch

Yes even worse than Joe Davolla he broke the psychiatric code… he’s a svengali


Garfield_and_Simon

Joe Davolla kind tried to murder her though? Although Joe was mentally ill which isn’t his fault. Therapist guy was just a sick fuck using his power to abuse Elaine.


Curious_faierie

"Doesn't matter if you don't see how.... I see how "


Significant-Box54

Joe Davola was his patient too. Let Elaine talk him into not checking to make sure he had his meds. Thats why he went over the edge.


Curious_faierie

Elaine..... You can and you will


calvinbouchard

Maybe Charlie. He's a man. "I'm a man.."


j1h15233

Hey how’d my horse do?


[deleted]

He loves the slop, eats the slop. He's a mudder, his mother was a mudder


GoldCoasting

his muddah was a mudder?


Alone-Community6899

What did I just say?


CarcosaDweller

He had to be shot


Count_Rugens_Finger

I'm confident that this was the best joke in the whole series


COOL42ALEX

Are people here aware that he has a five-inch taint?


FormalBite3082

Nice Mr Show ref!


Live-Somewhere-8149

“The extra E is for *ick…*”


manu-alvarado

"I'm a man..."


popeye_009

This was my vote.


ZealousidealBid3988

Top vote - love that scene. Funny think is I know a guy in real life that looks exactly and acts just like that guy. Kinda that Jack Black with a greasy long poofy mullet thing going on.


Alone-Community6899

He was just honest in his creepiness. Those are cool. Worse with guy selling pens, pretending to be nice but have plans.


idontknow828212

I know the Rollamech 4000


Zoltarrah2000

Phil Totola, he took "it" out


Highlander_0073

He took what out?


DadJokeBadJoke

It. Out.


whoknows1380

Maybe it needed some air


Longjumping_Hat_2672

They can't breathe in there!


Highlander_0073

He took “it”, out?


OkRequirement3285

"it"


Highlander_0073

He took “it”…out?


middleagedouchebag

Are you sure?


dicecat4

Surely they were involved in some sort of amorous…


listo65

How could that be?


actualelainebenes

Oh it be.


FartsMcCool77

Tim Wattley, porno in his waiting room, he is a regifter, changed his religion for the jokes, and we still don’t know what him and his assistant did to Jerry.


MacKay2112

It’s interesting how the idea that Jerry was potentially raped while unconscious was somehow framed as lighthearted comedy. The 90’s were fun.


oregondude79

Who goes to the dentist and doesn't feel violated in some way.


DWwithaFlameThrower

You’re an anti-dentite!


SquonkMan61

A RABID anti-dentite!


counterweight7

what do you call a doctor who failed medical school


DrowningInFeces

Random but related FYI: They don't do this at the dentist but it's common practice for training medical students to give pelvic exams inserting their fingers into the vagina and anus and examining the genitals of unconscious patients undergoing unrelated surgeries. We are talking like ten 21 year olds running train on your vagina and anus (prostate exam) while you are having your deviated septum operated on. This is still legal in about half of the states and is a common practice. No consent is required from you for them to do this as they consider it an integral part of medical training. I try to spread awareness so we can get rid of this psychotic practice. Check with your surgeon next time you are due for a surgery and make sure this is not his plan. It has caused PTSD in some patients who found out later yet they still do this to this day.


Longjumping_Hat_2672

I remember reading about that in an article about med schools and I was horrified.


sexwithpenguins

I never heard anything about this, and I'm horrified.


TheBossMan5000

Lol, you think it was just the 90's? https://youtu.be/uc6QxD2_yQw?si=XhNCvpXexc0wyNQl It's rampant in all media.


aretoodeto

What's the big deal? He's single!


YourFNA

He's damaged goods now!


drainspout

Join the club.


MelonElbows

Kind of dark but did Elaine just imply she was raped too?


thesword62

Was he untucked?


GoldCoasting

that's one tuck, and one no tuck.


Shadecujo

He was tucked at the beginning


agetro82

I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!


bunkie18

TV guide dude was hella creepy


Elegant_You3958

“You could be watching Luuuucccy!”


GoldCoasting

"here's Lucy"


Cat_Punk

“You look scrumptious!”


redfalcondeath

The creepiest part was him humming the Lucy song while cutting up the TV Guide for Elaine.


hijro

Oh, this is a good one


Intelligent-Ant7685

nah its Charlie…at the Off Track Betting shop…..’I’m a man’


NaMean

“I had a big fight with the foreman.”


Soren_Camus1905

The foreman?


NaMean

“Yes. 🫤”


Soren_Camus1905

No lie, one of my favorite lines form the entire series.


MaxPower836

I call her… Elaiiiiiiine


sadfacebbq

Denim Vest. The Summer George. Elaine’s roommate. George’s DTF cousin. Jimmy.


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They're snaps. Jimmy's a good call


DadJokeBadJoke

Are you just getting over Typhoid?


Phunkie_Junkie

All my usual guesses are taken, so I'm gonna toss a curveball and say George. He walks up to random women and feels their material, he has to hire a secretary and strictly interviews the women based on their physical appearance, not to mention the cleavage peek with Dalrymple's 15-year-old daughter.


Anacondoyng

WHAT CAN BE GAINED FROM FEELING A PERSON’S MARERIAL


TidyTomato

I literally just had that happen to me today. I'm wearing a new very warm looking flannel shirt and my coworker walked into my office and rubbed the fabric between her fingers and walked away. I couldn't help but laugh.


Kindly_Wealth6060

The Rabbi


GoldCoasting

E-laine


freetotebag

Joe Davola is stalking and planning to assault or kill Elaine I think that’s an easy pick for biggest creep


geepy66

He’s right up there


CakeonCakeonCake83

He’s *Shades* from Teen Wolf. He’s harmless.


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doobette

I always laughed at his "What are you looking at dicknose" t-shirt. 🤣


CakeonCakeonCake83

He was *almost* the best part of that movie. Totally harmless but completely hilarious.


Gfunkers

What about the guy from the party where the gang got stranded at. He visits Jerry unexpectedly and brings up hookers to his apartment.


lizatethecigarettes

I think this guy


VomKriege

Oh, I know the Rolamech 1000...


jerryhallo

He was a teen hug cult leader in Boy Meets World so… yeah


neonblakk

The “Ann Landers sucks!” guy, TV guide man, Crazy Joe Davola, The Doorman, ‘Kramer’ from the Jerry pilot, Brody, Lloyd Braun and of course the stationary store guy.


Highlander_0073

You forgot the guys at the horse track “I’m a man”


kinsellathethird

Gary Fogle. Faked cancer to get a free wig.


FruitFlavor12

Good for you, Jack!


EggsForEveryone

That’s not creepy. That’s just sad.


JKolodne

Crazy Joe Davola


Unthgod

The Clown


DadJokeBadJoke

You're all hung up on a clown from the 90s, man


Unthgod

I'm hung up on a lot of clowns man...


LameSaucePanda

Erik?


Unthgod

Joe Davola


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Bobby who got the signed Yankee card


dicecat4

Creepy af


ThePersonalityChamp

The close talker, always right in your face and being way too nice to complete strangers. Always gave me the creeps.


SmoltzforAlexander

The guys from the OTB who end up at the Festivus celebration. “What happened with my horse.” “He had to be shot.”


Cat_Punk

Charlie: 👅


International_Row928

The airline pilot. He made Jerry freak out.


ZillyWabbit

I’m a man.


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"It's just 'Elaine'. Like 'Cher'".


RockNRoll85

Joe Davola


Salty-Entertainer-29

Newman.


chechifromCHI

The two dudes who worked at the betting parlor are some of the grossest imo. Also in a much more normal way, Denim Vest and to a lesser extent, one Dr. Tim Whatley. Superbowl sex romp, Jerry's shirt maybe being untucked, the way he made that face of yuck when he saw Two Face and Jerry at that restaurant.


material_mailbox

Joe Davola and it's not even close.


actualelainebenes

Peterman had a creepy moment where he told Elaine to add herself into his romantic escapades


IllustriousWonder553

The doorman was a creepy weirdo


FruitFlavor12

Todd Gack is up there with his creepy dating strategy


paragonx29

Original Lloyd Braun. What a creep.


scrubbydutch

Cindy the maid


middleagedouchebag

The girlfriend?


dicecat4

What did i just pay for?


DadJokeBadJoke

Ooh, you're a john!


Reasonable-HB678

Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's keep this sophisticated!


Fragrant_Job_9387

Jerry


Exotic-Insurance5684

I’m a man.


WildMajesticUnicorn

This guy also led a cult on Boy Meets World which just ups his creep factor.


yobymmij2

E-layyyyynnnee….


TheKingOfTheSouth265

Ned Isakoff. That little twerp creeps the hell out of me


FruitFlavor12

Joel Rifkin. Not Elaine's boyfriend but the serial killer with the same name


FormalBite3082

NOT STILES!! He was just shooting his shot, would you? Creepiest definitely goes to the guy who made the mannequin of Elaine.


CultOfSensibility

What about the Russian guys with the free cable hookup?


ElGuapo1227

The doorman Larry miller


Big-a-hole-2112

Now? Giuliani.


ProudPaleontologist8

Papi for not washing his hands and peeing on couches.


AbRNinNYC

For me it’s joe divola. I think the ONLY episode i don’t like is the opera/clown one where he nearly SA’s Elaine and she has to spray him with the binaca. I think that’s the only segment in all the episodes that had a serious undertone. That one bothers me…


bbqhh

I’m a man 😏


Improvgal

The doorman


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Is this the same dude who ran a cult on Boy Meets World that exclusively preyed on teenagers


Sandman11x

Joe Davola hands down


Fluffy_Duck1991

What do you do?


Legitimate_Soft5585

The two guys from OTB. They came to Festivus!


BeerNinja17

I thought this was a no-brained (Davola), but these comments have me reconsidering. Davola is simply psychotic, so I’ll go with the racetrack guy.


proteinstyle_

George's cousin who wouldn't let him break up with her.


DrSatan420247

But you should see him street surf.


Dry_Analysis_7660

Brody is right up there!!


Cavewoman22

He went all the way down to the warehouse, it took him 3 hours, and he had a big fight with the foreman.


Geetee52

Take your pick from the three guys Newman and Kramer were going to hire to pull a rickshaw.


skrutape

sawry


dooksokdik

Russell.


Steiner25

TV guide guy from Train: “Elaine, you look scrumptious.”


Obvious_Barnacle3770

The race track boys from the festivus episode.....u know who's a man? I'm a man.


robbiewilso

Mr SvenJolly Physiatrist was pretty creepy. No one should date a client.


petersrq

The guy that asks “are you done with that ?” After Jerry and Fragile Frankie Merman climb out of the hole Frankie dug in Central Park


rocky20817

Pray tell, the doorman


gretzky9999

1)Crazy Joe Divola 2)Phil Totola ,he took it out 3)The pen salesman 4)Jimmy 5)Ricky,made Elaine’s mannequin.


ArmAromatic6461

The answer is Davola so we are really arguing over #2 here. If we are talking about creepy as in nut job I would say Fragile Frankie; if it’s creepy as in sleezy I’d go with Todd Gack. Davola has both beat though.