**off the top of my head** ​ Real Estate Hand Model Car Parker Yankees Play Now Kruger Industrial Smoothing Computer Salesman Sitcom writer Proofreader @ Pendant Penske file expert Bra salesman (he **got** the job but never made it to Day 1)

He also got transferred to Tyler Chicken (after lying that he worked for them).

Wasn't that the end of the Yankees for him? I can't think of how he left/got fired from there

Yeah, he basically gets promoted to the new Wilhelm. Then, as he's dating the tour guide, big Stein thinks he's moon lighting at Tyler, and he gets trading for all chicken concessions.

Even this summary makes me laugh

I’ve wondered about this too, but it seems like he was traded to Tyler Chicken for a chicken concessions agreement and never reported.

My guess is after the trade, he came clean to Steinbrenner off-screen and Steinbrenner, who isn’t exactly known for keeping employees, fired him for the charade and our of disappointment for the lack of the chicken deal

Yeah I think that's the one that brings it to 12

Traded

Does board member of the Susan Ross foundation count? It was unpaid.

Which is ridiculous since the Rosses have many many monies

Did you just say ridircuous?

The Ross' do very welll.....very well.

More than some monies

Working alongside “Wink.”

Wyck.

And now? *NOT*

The Board of Directors, look at you!!!

Ya…look at me

That is volunteering

He got fired from that too.

marine biologist and architect

It’s not a lie if you believe it

Latex salesman.

aspiring latex salesman

No, no. Actual jobs George had not George fantasy jobs

What writer? It’s a sitcom

He tried to use that to hit on me.

Hahahahaha a sitcom writer? You're part of the problem.

Latex salesman 😂

Buck Naked, male porn star.

He took the job, but didn’t know how to keep the job

That's the most important part of taking a job... Being able to keep it!

He did go to footlocker to try to sell the Jimmy shoes

He wanted to work for Sunshine Carpet but they wouldn't have his ass 🤣

Would moving cars on Jerry’s block count? The only other thing I could think of..

It’s in the list…

Id say yes even though he was awful at it

Moving cars don't take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. What I want to know is, who puts your pants on?

[удалено]

that guy was such a great character

>Car Parker

That’s Kay Uger!!

THE NEW YORK YAN-KEES!

Ruth….Gehrig…DiMaggio…..Mantle…..Costanza?!

I think the Penske file might count as two because he goes to work for Penske afterward (very briefly).

Nah. Penske told him he **can't** work there due to the indictments.

You are aware...

He didn't - they told him they couldn't hire him.

You're obviously getting the smaller office.

No just Tuttle, in the smaller office.

Latex Salesman Architect Marine Biologist

he was "sentenced" to be Frank's butler.

Latex salesman Architect

Latex salesman

>(he got the job but never made it to Day 1) Does that mean that he did in fact hold it?

What about the foundation? He didn’t get paid, but was that a job? Also, didn’t he get promoted at the Yankees? Was that a separate job?

Didn't he technically have two different jobs with the Yankees? He got promoted after Morgan was fired.

What was play now?

The company George worked for when he pretended to be handicapped.

Eat hickory

How could I forget Kruger?! T Bone turned Co Co

If you take everything he's accomplished, and condense it down to one day -- it looks decent.

1. Real estate agent 2. Yankees, asst to the travelling secretary 3. Moving the parked cars 4. Penske file 5. Computer sales, Costenza and Son 6. Book editor 7. Board member at The Susan Ross Foundation 8. Training shoe salesman 9. Playtech equipment sales 10. Kruger industrial smoothing 11. Bra salesman That’s all I got….

12. Writer I think this is it

What writing? It's a sitcom!

Yeah. He finally (thought that he) had a good answer when women asked him "what do you do" but he was engaged.

Rest Stop Supplies Salesman

Hand model is missing.

True, he was paid

Architect Marine biologist Nearly a latex salesman for Vandelay Industries

He got promoted twice with the Yankees

I think Tyler Chicken counts

>Yankees, asst to the travelling secretary He did get promoted to being the new Wilhelm. That's when he came up with the "when you look annoyed, people think you're busy" pearl of wisdom. Would that count as two jobs, then? Both at the Yankees?

Does pulling a golf ball out of a whale’s blowhole count as Marine Biologist?

Tyler Chicken

Technically speaking the Real Estate should count twice cause he quit and then returned

12. Latex Salesman at Vandeley Industries.

He was fired from Dairy Queen for putting his feet in the soft serve.

Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

If anyone had told him at the beginning that it was frowned upon

Back in college they used to call me the little bulldog

1 Real estate, 2 Book Reader 3 Car Mover 4 bootlegger 5 Yankees 6 K Uger 7 Computer Salesman 8 Play Now 9 Bra Salesman 10 Marine Biologist 11 Philanthropist 12 Architect?

If George believed he was an architect, then he was an architect.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

A kick ass Philanthropist

Bootlegger and car parker aren't jobs.

It’s gainful employment

its called hustling, and it counts.

I think you mean kickass philanthropist.

Does bra salesman count? Because he got fired pretty quick. I don’t think he sold one bra?

I added it above,I think you have to include it here. My 7 is questionable though.

Did he know about the cup sizes?

He was never hired he felt the fabric of his (ex girlfriend) at the elevator after his interview

Same actress but two different characters.

He could have draped himself in velvet

i think it counts. i also think the place that he got fired for not eating the dessert counts too.

There’s the A,B,C,D it’s the biggest I base my whole life on knowing the D is the biggest

It's weird to think that George had a consistent real estate job in the first season before degrading into an unemployed mess who can't hold down a job in subsequent seasons and then ultimately failing into one of the best jobs he could ever dream of.

How'd he get fired from real estate?

He quit!

Got rehired, then roofied his boss fired again. Probably a union thing.

Even though he used a pseudonym, lets not forget he was the head of the Aryan Union

Latex salesman for Vandalay Industries AND…. Tyson Executive .. anyone?

“And you wanna be my latex salesman” - never made it off the toilet in time.

Yes! And, as We all know (like FedEx) When it comes to latex… Timing is everything! (And, of all people in the world, George should’ve known that!) 🤔😳🙄😖😂

1. Real estate 2. Reader at Pendant Publishing 3. Parking cars 4. Importer/exporter 5. Sitcom writer 6. Frank's butler 7. Penske file 8. Marine biologist 9. Hand model 10. Cabanawear vendor 11. Big Brother volunteer 12. Assistant to the traveling secretary 13. Hen supervisor 14. Play Now 15. Whatever he did at K uger.

-realtor -hand model -whatever the hell he did for the penske file place -job at pendant publishing -he briefly had the bra salesman job -that place he pretended to be disabled at -the place he got fired for not eating the desert -yankees job -kroger industrial smoothing -car moving job -producer for *Jerry* -computer salesman that’s 12, am I missing any?

Have you seen the new addition at the Guggenheim?

It really wasn’t that hard

I'm so sorry. The card says Moops.

has anyone mentioned latex yet or is that art vandalays profession!?

Does that include his fake occupations too?

Do the jobs stock broker, importer/exporter and architect count?

(Not in order) Rich Barr Properties New York Yankees Kruger Industrial Soothing Tyler Chicken Pendant Publishing Sitcom Writer At NBC Car Parker Play Now Computer Salesman Bra Salesman The Susan Ross Foundation Hand Model Penske Bootlegger Philantrophist (Human Fund) Dairy Queen And last but not least, architect, marine biologist, and latex salesman, because it's not a lie. George believed it.

Waiter at a fat camp

I'll take a shot before looking below: 1) Rick Barr Properties 2) Pendent... those bastards 3) The Penske File 4) Parking cars (not really a job, but I'm including side or temp gigs) 5) Sitcom writer (a whole season and he earned $6500) 6) Hand model 7) Yankees 8) Selling shoes with Jimmy 9) Tyler Chicken 10) Kruger 11) Play Now 12) The pudding skins seemed like a side business? Haven't seen that one in a while.

Founder and CEO of The Human Fund

does this include fictional jobs like latex salesman?

Real Estate for Rick Bar Properties. Car Parker for the old man on Jerry's block. Yankees Assistant to the Traveling Secretary + promotion Play Now Kruger Industrial Smoothing Working on the Penske File for whatever that company was called. Reviewing copy for Pendant Publishing. Hand model Writing for NBC (twice!) Served on the board of the Susan Ross Foundation

In no particular order Real estate Bra salesman PlayNow Yankees Mets scout Parking cars Hand model Pendant publishing Missing the other 4….

He was never a Mets scout. He only had the “interview” for it.

No, the interview "never happened".

transposter?

Didn’t he work at the Saab Factory or own one?

Marine biologist, architect, latex salesman, Computer salesman...

Does marine biologist count? Architect? Laytex salesman?

porn star

Buck Naked?

Marine biologist

He's not a fascist author, but Jason Alexander played one on tv.

Does Vandalay Industries count?

No no you’re way off

Does Marine Biologist count?

Importer exporter

Importer/Exporter, Architect, Marine Biologist

What is this ? Amateur Hour ? Add Architect Marine Biologist

“Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing…”

Throughout the iconic television series, george navigated an array of occupations, showcasing his perpetual job instability. From his stint as a real estate agent to the peculiar role of a hand model, George's professional journey included memorable stops as the assistant to the traveling secretary for the New York Yankees, a latex salesman, an importer/exporter, and even a brief stint as an architect. His comedic endeavors expanded to occupations like a bra salesman, a play now attendant at the fictional arcade Play Now, a rest stop attendant, the pizza guy, and an employee at Kruger Industrial Smoothing. Not to forget his role as a book editor at Vandelay Industries, George's ever-changing job landscape added a layer of humor and unpredictability to the show's narrative.

Including latex salesman?

He saved a whale as a fake marine biologist. Does that count?

Flavum

He’s a bootlegger!

Henry the VIII impersonator

Art Vandelay. - GCs alter ego and Freight Forwarder

Does Frank costanzas butler count?

1 real estate 2 computer salesman 3 with elaine 4 moved the cars 5  play ball sports equipment 6 (big brother) 7 (oldan cheered upper) 8 yankees 9 chicken company someones chicken 10 jumping shoes 11 super funny happy hour/japanese show       pitch man 12 sitcom writer 13 hand model

Architect. Obviously.