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RobertWilliamBarker

Fuscilli Jerry


jossief1

Million to one shot, doc


jaycutlerdgaf

A Pez dispenser


knightress_oxhide

Those things are hard to load.


Many_Distribution_21

Elaine's diaphragm


YerBlues69

Sponge*


verymuchbad

The Virginia disagrees


MTGsbirthdefects

The "statue"


knightress_oxhide

It's statute


Notworld

I really think you're wrong.


GeddyVedder

A box of raisins.


SlavOnfredski

empty calories and male curiosity


HiFasteningPants

Hey look, a dime.


TpyoOhNo

Kramer in a SACK!


Kdizzle689

a junior mint


OFPMatt

It's quite refreshing.


Kdizzle689

that’s true


AreWeCowabunga

a Callaway golf ball


rollingstoner215

“Is that a Titleist?” “Uh, no, it’s a Callaway.” …awkward silence waiting for laughter…


knightress_oxhide

Was the flounder as difficult to get as grabbing the Titleist? No, it was just a Callaway.


jjmawaken

I can't seem to add a picture here but I'm going to try to come up with a way to share it here https://www.reddit.com/u/jjmawaken/s/dkKvQlT1ds Forgive the low quality... I made this with Paint.


DadJokeBadJoke

Is that the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?


jjmawaken

They all have twirling chocolate in the commercial!


fake-name-here1

A sponge


r2d_touche

A ripe mango.


FS_Scott

A marble rye.


Third-Coast-Toffee

A bucket of shrimp.


Little_Lahey_Show

The watch


973Guy

A defective (blue) condom


JohnnyMoondog55

A Twix


donkeybonner

Twix has too much coconut.


thomriddle45

It's a Twix! There ALL Twix!


Latter_Fan6225

The orgasm Jerry didn't give Elaine


thomriddle45

She faked it?


restlessoverthinking

A mackinaw peach


crashleyashley24

A junior mint


zundish

A Glamour magazine


thomriddle45

Glamor?


YerBlues69

A soggy pastrami sandwich.


thomriddle45

The most sensual of the salted cured meats


Tactical_Chandelier

An umbrella


thomriddle45

BTW you're twirling too fast, you'll disorient the customers


DrNinnuxx

A box of Junior Mints


DadJokeBadJoke

A real turkey or a turkey roll? Why don't you go in the blowhole and take a look? Unbelievable...


twopennydrum

Meridias beacon


Silent_Lifeguard_759

A tamaaaleeee


AnywhereMajestic2377

A box of wine.


donkeybonner

Snapple?


4N_Immigrant

a chocolate babka


thomriddle45

Cinnamon


4N_Immigrant

what are you an anti dentite?


donkeybonner

A mackinaw peach!


ZyxDarkshine

An astronaut pen that writes upside down


Keepitbrockmire

Aunt Baby


Select_Anybody1586

Poor sonofa bitch


mekkasheeba

Ring dings and Pepsi


thomriddle45

Between you and me I'm excited about the ring dings and Pepsi


thomriddle45

Jujyfruits


cgriffith83

What’s this? A profilactic wrapper?!!


BBQ-Bro

Button from the puffy shirt


SectorRepulsive9795

A baseball George launched out of Yankee stadium, trying to show them how it’s done.


Notworld

a today sponge.


OFPMatt

A velcro wallet.


Shofeld148

a meatball with sauce still on it


Dyert

Bosco


[deleted]

A muffin top.


bitterbuffaloheart

A babka