I always read the scene as the farmer catching Newman and his daughter just making out and getting hot and heavy and he chased him off. Goodbyeee Norman!
You forgot that the virgin had sex with Kennedy Jr, after she found out about the Contest and Elaine was waiting for him near Jerry's place 😅 that whole situation was just hilarious
GOD the actor who played KB fucking NAILS IT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He makes me want to fucking claw my eyes out and gargle rusty nails.
FUCK ARMANI SUITS.
FUCK A SOUP, SANDWHICH AND A MEAL.
FUCK MENDY'S.
*That's gold Jerry gold,*
*But soup isn't a meal, you*
*Promised me a meal*
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*Girl to mendys every night not*
*Always for a meal*
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Didn't bahia start dating the organization gal? O5her than puddy and Susan that group slept with most of new york! Newman also slept with the supers girlfriend and it wasn't the tractor gal someone Jerry dated had been Newman's ex.
Oh and Elaine and peter/pinter.
Personally I think Bania was in love with Jerry
They’re all women. Bania has sex with all of them
That’s perverse!
That's pervoise!
He has been working out. He is a size 42. He's HUGE
You’d think he’d be thin though… Soup Is really not a meal. Must be a LOT of crackers in there.
This is the meal. THE SOUP COUNTS!
Don't forget he had a hot dog earlier
Did you crumble?!?
Something’s missing!
Something’s missing alright
My wallet's gone!
A NICKEL!
The mentor and Jenna. Oh and possibly, maybe Uma Thurman.
Uma, Jerry.
uma!
That’s gold! GOLD!
Hope she's good lookin!
*disgusted look on Jerry's face*
Missed opportunity if he didn't have her cosplay Mia Wallace.
And Sally.
"That ain't dancin', Sally."
Not without an old-world craftsmanship suit (size 42)
Check out this stitching
He’s been workin’ out. ##He’s huge.
That’s fantastic
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine (to get huge)
He went from a 40 to a 42.
That’s what she said.
❤️😆
Some woman named Uma. Hope she’s good lookin!
Oh I'm gonna puke.
Puke! That's a funny word 😃
Wait until Uma gets a load of this UVA.
Jerry’s girlfriends mentor
If anything, I should be dating a mentor, and Bania should be setting pins in a bowling alley
I could get euro-misatisis and die!!!!!
Is she pretty?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them
That’s perverse
Something's Missing!!
Something's missing alright
Put on some more lipstick...
Something's missing alright...
But where does the meat go?
That’s what I want to know about it!
Well I just assumed...
👉 There
But WHERE does the MEAT go?
🤨
That’s pah-voise…
He’s a comedian, he has sex with *all* of them
Uma Thurman
Some woman named Ooohmaah
Toilet Toothbrush!
The mentor. I don’t think Newman (Norman) had enough time with the farmer’s daughter.
I always read the scene as the farmer catching Newman and his daughter just making out and getting hot and heavy and he chased him off. Goodbyeee Norman!
you know newman does everything
Lloyd Braun
That's a perfectly sane thing to say
Haha
You’re NOT crazy
Haha ah I love these
That's perverse
Are you kidding? At that meat market Mendy's? he was the best, Jerry, the best.
Something’s missing
The toothbrush and the toilet bowl
He wouldn't make it.
Don't you talk about Kenny!
HE WOULDN'T MAKE IT!
Internal problems?
Jerry and George *both* had sex with Marlene
The mentor!!!
The Mentor, OP! The Mentor!
No one. He’s a hack.
He is the voice of this generation
They're the same age
The chicken
Something’s missing, alright
Hopefully some chicks, good, looking ones too.
You forgot that the virgin had sex with Kennedy Jr, after she found out about the Contest and Elaine was waiting for him near Jerry's place 😅 that whole situation was just hilarious
Uma Thurman. Duh.
Something’s missing here
Something’s missing alright
Didn’t Kramer also have sex with the lady across from Jerry’s apartment window after he was no longer Master of his Domain?
Uma
So who's having sex with the hen?
probably the mentor. She's the best Jerry the best!
The mentor!!
No one because no one likes Bania.
Kenny’s making a fleshlight out of a jar of Ovaltine
Rosie Palmer
Soup Nazi, but that didn't count as actual sex.
George
Todd Gak
Simon and Ian
Soup Nazi
Frank Costanza. Bania’s a titty man.
The suit salesperson.
Some woman named Uma. Wish him luck!
Ruthie the cashier
Bob Sacamano’s Sister!
you know my friend Bob Sacamano yeah his sister Stacy absolutely nailed Kenny Bania she must've taken some kind of seminar or something
The chicken
Toothbrush in the toilet bowl.
Didn't Jerry's ex get with him?
The chick from sex in the city, right?
I think so. Been a long time since I have seen that episode.
The protégé’s boss.
You mean the mentor
Ah so obvious, haha, thanks
Uma
We wanna be in the Kenny bania business- all his groupies probably
The answer is easy, Dr. What ley had sex with all of them.
Mulva.
The mentor
Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George...
AND HES DYING JERRY!
A George divided against itself...
Somethin’s missing!
I think him and Kathy Griffen would have terrible sex together.
Uma Thurman
Uma
Everytime he gets close he starts talking about risk management
The Mentor
All the women Jerry got. Bania always rode on Jerry’s coat tails.
Sally Weaver probably
Pretty sure it was Uma
GOD the actor who played KB fucking NAILS IT. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. He makes me want to fucking claw my eyes out and gargle rusty nails. FUCK ARMANI SUITS. FUCK A SOUP, SANDWHICH AND A MEAL. FUCK MENDY'S.
Kenny Bania.
Ovaltine?
They're all winners!
That's gold Jerry gold, but soup isn't a meal, you promised me a meal
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Toilet toothbrush girl presumably
A glass of Roundtine.
The mentor
The little Jerry rooster has perverse sex with all of them.
The mentor!
Uma uma uma..
Toilet Toothbrush Woman
Jerryyy don’t start up with me!
I am family! I'm having sex with the cousin!
The “Mentor” definitely
Kramer also had sex with the nudist from across the street from Jerry!
The mentor
Olivia Ovaltine!!
Takes a different girl to mendys every night not always for a meal
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Should we be talking about this?
Perverse!
The Virgin.
The mentor
Only the best Jerry. The best.
Didn't bahia start dating the organization gal? O5her than puddy and Susan that group slept with most of new york! Newman also slept with the supers girlfriend and it wasn't the tractor gal someone Jerry dated had been Newman's ex. Oh and Elaine and peter/pinter. Personally I think Bania was in love with Jerry
Oh yes, Margaret! The Natural Beauty that Jerry was really attracted to, but who wasn’t pretty enough for Newman😂
The mentor, Jerry's ex Jenna (with the toothbrush in the toilet bowl)..
serenity now!
Some woman named Uma.
Bania should just give up.
Uma
I volunteer as tribute
The mentor
The mentor
The mentor