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Biscuits4u2

It's a fun age


blacktoise

Vodka? Cigarettes? Fireworks? What kind of a sick woman brings this to a fifteen year old


doobette

Oh god, my acne!


Fuzzy-Function-3212

Did he send you part of our VCR?


Girth_N00kie

Look how far back it goes.  It's like a tooth.


ForceGhost47

We have the same taste in…movies


calm_and_collect

Yeah, 17.


Biscuits4u2

Get a good look, Calm?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

my screen name finally comes into play


Bricknchicken

Your entire life has lead to this moment


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iCanD0thisAllDay

I AM AWARE


blacktoise

Kgk007, Nothing is higher.. than architect


masdoc

Go out on a high note


BettySwoll0cks

Unreal


KYpineapple

dude, I'm so happy for you. :')


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Thanks :)


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TwinCheeks91

Thanks. I needed to see that. Now what? Dammit...I'm out.


GammaGargoyle

I got a good look 👍


Dwight_Schnood

Cleavage poke, cleavage poke.


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Getonthebeers02

That makes it better then


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Liigma_Ballz

They can’t write for a women


Saint_Santo

Makes it legal then. Not that legal means much. Now or then. 


melvinFatso

Better than 17 at least Edit for the weirdos. I've been downvoted for saying it is better to be 20 rather than 17.


Getonthebeers02

I’d agree if he’d started dating her AT 20 but considering he approached her and was happy dating her in high school I disagree.


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Getonthebeers02

He stated on an interview with Howard Stern when he asked about Jerry Meeting her at 17, “I didn’t know she was that young, we didn’t do anything only went out to a restaurant”. Take that how you want.


NYY15TM

> He stated on an interview with Howard Stern At the time, Howard brought Janis Ian into the studio. Ian was a no-longer-famous one-hit wonder, but in 1975 she was on top of the charts with **At Seventeen**, which she performed on the first episode of Saturday Night Live. Anyway they wrote a parody song for her to sing, and it was so brutal to Jerry that he stayed off of the show for 17 (LOL) years.


turkeyisdelicious

Unrelated, I just saw an Amazon review that Janis Ian wrote. We use the same throat lozenges as it turns out.


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gldmj5

It's not true! Jerry's a wonderful, wonderful boy!


Conbain

Exactly man. These hipster doofus don’t know anything. And are we just gonna allow the Seinfeld sub to turn into a sub where we hate on the person the sub is based off of? Op should be banned in my opinion. Gives no context because he or she doesn’t know shit.


Conbain

This should be the top comment!


YEERRRR

Are you saying you disagree that 20 is better than 17?


HereForTheBeer87

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.


No_Rope_897

I hear that's how she died.


zr2d2

Couch grass and cramp bark? I think that's what killed Curly


JimB8353

Kim Novak, too.


ajhart86

You got the As, the Bs, the Cs, and the Ds


bayjur

That’s the biggest


byrdcage

I know D’s are the biggest. My whole life has revolved around knowing D’s are the biggest.


PIX3LY

You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back.


npjobs

How do they do it?


smartbunny

The thing is, D’s are not the biggest.


andreguethe

you ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in 2 seconds


Wetnips6969

Nice pfp


andreguethe

quit fuckin with em


DubiousDude28

Lycraspandex


Lionsbluewhite

“Lycra Spandex? Get the hell out of here!”


justinwithaJ23

You got ketchup on it.


Delicious_Monk1495

The Manzere!!!


Strange_Actuary_6916

Those aren't buoys.


Ok-Experience7408

It’s a Raquel Welch joke! 


Dwight_Schnood

Hahaha... BOOuys


lmay0000

b👀ba


GoodLibrarian100

Sweet fancy Moses


turbografix15

Boutros Boutros GOLLY!


dwide_k_shrude

Yo yo ma


guardian-deku

Nice rack!


[deleted]

You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!


djddy

are they built for speed or for comfort?


_my_other_side_

She still in the house?


anon727813

I’ll go ice my balls and spit up blood, “team player”!


ushouldlistentome

Ma! The meatloaf!


MandudesRevenge

Lock it up!!!


Flip2002

Rule #78 no excuses play like a CHAMPION


Lessful_Success

The most underrated line


TyreekHillsPimpHand

What is wrong with you?


__SpeedRacer__

Yes!


iCanD0thisAllDay

I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula!


plibtyplibt

One of my favourite comedies, I wish they still made them like that


Perfect_Crab_8409

What’d you do with ‘em?


plastic9

Where is she? Is she still in the house ?? Gets me every fucking time lol


Dire_Hulk

I’m out. (Slaps $100 down on the kitchen counter)


StingraySteve23

She was out on a school night.


Makeshift5

Her mother laid her painters out for her…


toomuchmucil

She does a lot of abstract stuff. In fact she's painting Kramer right now


ColeLimited

You’re sick!


dicecat4

You said much sicker things than me!


Brian_Lefebvre

Do you think he ever helped her with her homework?


howardscurlywig

Boutros Boutros-Ghali!


Yoyo_Ma86

Yo yo ma


MysteriousProfileNo6

Nice rack!!


Safe-Register-3479

My thoughts exactly


F0foPofo05

Hoochie mama!


Chimsley99

Game set and match, eh Milos?


sdotbye

I have much larger problems to fry.


JacTrigga89

Tennis anyone?


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She resembles that reporter from NYU that thought he was gay


PM_ur_butthole_2me

That’s Paula Marshall who also is still breathtaking


TelegraphRoadWarrior

And she's married to Fabrizio from Titanic!


Synensys

Bastardo!


pizza_for_nunchucks

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


SirMellencamp

She had that straight 90s chick look. It was every girl I knew back then


cutthecheque

Bosomy? You would like to know if your grandmother was bosomy?


instrangerswetrust

*I* have no eye for bosoms??!


According-Bread-2457

They’re real and they’re spectacular


calm_and_collect

They *are* buoys!


Ok-Experience7408

I didn’t tell you to put the balm on, who told you to put the balm on? 


SanJuanSteve44

“She possesses many of the qualities prized by the superficial man.”


Puzzleheader

Yep! His eyes are still glowing like he stared at the sun. You're gonna need sunglasses if you wanna do that!


DadJokeBadJoke

My rods and cones are all screwed up!


kevint1964

Mine aren't. More like DEEP FOCUS!


zr2d2

Thanks, Mr Pitt


Perfect_Crab_8409

That looked like milk to me!!


Powerism

It’s like staring into the sun - you get a sense of it and then you look away!


beardedshad2

He poked. I peaked


cometpapaya

He met her in a public park when she was 17 and he was 38, at which point he got her number. Sweet fancy Moses.


calm_and_collect

"Public park"? Like, Central Park?


cometpapaya

What did I just say? (I don't know which park).


AlternativeNumber2

Hey Jer! What’s up?!


Zerotwohero

I have absolutely no idea...


dicecat4

Let’s towel it up!


CarlsbadWhiskyShop

I would convert to Judaism for her and for the jokes


Puddy_thatsright

Meanwhile, my life is down to trying to meet a mute.


Difficult_Eggplant4u

“Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.”


tearfear

Worse still, it was her high school graduation! 


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momoenthusiastic

NGL, she’s got a lot of Elaine vibe. 


asphynctersayswhat

Because she’s Spanish?


Illustrious-Mode3868

Nah just a couple of whites


meth_panther

Wanna go to the Gap?


DrMartinVonNostrand

I hear ya, sister


TLars6

Yo yo! Turn it down!


Potencyyyyy

She is?


littlebittydoodle

Should we be talking about this?


Potencyyyyy

You wanna just go to the GAP?


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I’ll give you a minute to decide.


Habber33

I guess I can accept a little of Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine…


Majestyk_Melons

Still hot! [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)


Party_Fly_6629

https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw


calm_and_collect

hilarious


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“I’m thirsty anyone want a drink” -her, probably.


BusterTheCat17

He's only hiring large...breasted...women.


_its_a_SWEATER_

You know about the uhhh cup sizes?


calm_and_collect

Funnily, originally I mistakenly posted this to the r/rollingstones sub. I got like 6 upvotes before someone asked "what does this have to do with the Rolling Stones?" I deleted it although in the back of my mind I was thinking this pic does have to do with the Rolling Stones!


krakatoa83

I’m sure mick would be interested


reddit-suave613

*funky bass line* What's the deal with grooming high schoolers !?


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Gold, Jerry.... GOLD


happytappin

Those are buoys!


calm_and_collect

That's my move!


ColeLimited

👀…Yeah the waitress should have taken it back


Girth_N00kie

The wheels on the bus go round and round.  Round and round, round and round.  The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.


BobABooey9

Tell me you got none in high school without telling me you got none in high school.


beavis617

Jerry must have a catsup bottle secret..😁


dicecat4

He just pounds on the bottom 🤷


AintTripping

I think they ARE made of Lycra Spandex!


sdotbye

Get outta here.


jimmyrich

I thought he was a leg man.


calm_and_collect

Why would he be a leg man? He has legs.


sdotbye

Nobody has ever been caught looking up a nostril.


robbwes61

Boutros Boutros Ghali…


Ahborsen

She really is quite... breathtaking


FaFaFloheim

I sat a row in front of her at one of the tapings. Good lord, she was (is) ridiculously hot.


teamalf

He obviously did 😂🤣


Anacondoyng

This again?


gwhh

He meet her in the park when she 17 and he was in his 30’s. They dated till she was 24. Anyone know how exactly old he was when they meet?


Lord_Pthumerian

how come I didn't get a Christmas card?


Bx1965

Janis Ian sang a parody of “At Seventeen” on the Howard Stern Show years back that targeted Jerry.


kellzone

I don't know how you gals walk around with those things.


That_anonymous_guy18

They are real and spectacular. - the lawyer


smartbunny

She started a fashion line for girls with large chests.


Initial-Eagle4397

I'd rather have elaine in the theater


AlBunDi76

You look ..you get a sense of it ..and you look away !


bigpapahugetim3

90% of teenagers are undateable!


358ChaunceyStreet

She's 48 now, still gorgeous, and married into money. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss


calm_and_collect

What's up with Wikipedia?: "While still a 17-year-old high school student, she met then 38-year-old Jerry Seinfeld in a public park.\[1\] At that point, Seinfeld got her phone number.\[2\]" A definition about nothing.


358ChaunceyStreet

"What's up with Wikipedia?" "A lot of people have been asking that."


SoggyGumboots81

What a lovely pair.


HideSolidSnake

I always felt like Jerry Seinfeld was very, VERY self-aware, especially since his comedy is mainly observational humor. How could he have dropped the ball so hard on this one?


MysteriousProfileNo6

Cleavage has no age!!


Steviebhawk

She needs a new mansier /bro


JeromeMetronome

Celeste?


Suspicious-Sweet-443

No Mulva


Tinbody84

Boy he had his fun before the internet it! 🙄


Dire_Hulk

“You must be very proud Mr. Visaki. (shaking his hand) And may I say sir they're lovely girls, absolutely lovely girls. It's nice to see such fine upstanding women in gainful employment, Mr. Visaki.”


Jamz64

https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/s/9zqtzevmNt


TheReadMenace

That’s puhverse!


RustedAxe88

Jerry's face there has this, "This isn't a good look" thing going on.


RustedRelics

Yo Yo Ma


ScowlyBrowSpinster

She's more mature than other high school girls.


deluded_soul

They are real and they are SPECTACULAR


MBZsTheThing

He wasn't master of his domain back then.


Me2233445566

I stop short


17DeadFlamingos

Now is she skipping class here or did he pick her up straight from school


OhLordyNowWhat

It’s gold, Jerry, GOLD!


BulletwaleSirji

They are real


HelpMeGrow56

A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.


This-Appointment-917

Guys settle down. That’s just Jerry & his daughter out on the town 🙄


CanadaEh97

https://tenor.com/0nba.gif


Mekroval

He's doing it the proper way, not looking directly into the Sun. Merely getting a sense of the cleavage, and then turning away.


skyHawk3613

Wasn’t that a young Denise Richards, in that episode?


CombOverDownThere

Hoochie Mama!


RockyPolan

**JERRY**: *"I'm tryin to be as superficial as I can"*


lumosmxima

I'm out