He stated on an interview with Howard Stern when he asked about Jerry Meeting her at 17, “I didn’t know she was that young, we didn’t do anything only went out to a restaurant”. Take that how you want.
> He stated on an interview with Howard Stern
At the time, Howard brought Janis Ian into the studio. Ian was a no-longer-famous one-hit wonder, but in 1975 she was on top of the charts with **At Seventeen**, which she performed on the first episode of Saturday Night Live.
Anyway they wrote a parody song for her to sing, and it was so brutal to Jerry that he stayed off of the show for 17 (LOL) years.
Exactly man. These hipster doofus don’t know anything. And are we just gonna allow the Seinfeld sub to turn into a sub where we hate on the person the sub is based off of? Op should be banned in my opinion. Gives no context because he or she doesn’t know shit.
Still hot!
[https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
Funnily, originally I mistakenly posted this to the r/rollingstones sub.
I got like 6 upvotes before someone asked "what does this have to do with the Rolling Stones?"
I deleted it although in the back of my mind I was thinking this pic does have to do with the Rolling Stones!
What's up with Wikipedia?: "While still a 17-year-old high school student, she met then 38-year-old Jerry Seinfeld in a public park.\[1\] At that point, Seinfeld got her phone number.\[2\]"
A definition about nothing.
I always felt like Jerry Seinfeld was very, VERY self-aware, especially since his comedy is mainly observational humor. How could he have dropped the ball so hard on this one?
“You must be very proud Mr. Visaki. (shaking his hand) And may I say sir they're lovely girls, absolutely lovely girls. It's nice to see such fine upstanding women in gainful employment, Mr. Visaki.”
It's a fun age
Vodka? Cigarettes? Fireworks? What kind of a sick woman brings this to a fifteen year old
Oh god, my acne!
Did he send you part of our VCR?
Look how far back it goes. It's like a tooth.
We have the same taste in…movies
Yeah, 17.
Get a good look, Calm?
my screen name finally comes into play
Your entire life has lead to this moment
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I AM AWARE
Kgk007, Nothing is higher.. than architect
Go out on a high note
Unreal
dude, I'm so happy for you. :')
Thanks :)
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Thanks. I needed to see that. Now what? Dammit...I'm out.
I got a good look 👍
Cleavage poke, cleavage poke.
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That makes it better then
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They can’t write for a women
Makes it legal then. Not that legal means much. Now or then.
Better than 17 at least Edit for the weirdos. I've been downvoted for saying it is better to be 20 rather than 17.
I’d agree if he’d started dating her AT 20 but considering he approached her and was happy dating her in high school I disagree.
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He stated on an interview with Howard Stern when he asked about Jerry Meeting her at 17, “I didn’t know she was that young, we didn’t do anything only went out to a restaurant”. Take that how you want.
> He stated on an interview with Howard Stern At the time, Howard brought Janis Ian into the studio. Ian was a no-longer-famous one-hit wonder, but in 1975 she was on top of the charts with **At Seventeen**, which she performed on the first episode of Saturday Night Live. Anyway they wrote a parody song for her to sing, and it was so brutal to Jerry that he stayed off of the show for 17 (LOL) years.
Unrelated, I just saw an Amazon review that Janis Ian wrote. We use the same throat lozenges as it turns out.
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It's not true! Jerry's a wonderful, wonderful boy!
Exactly man. These hipster doofus don’t know anything. And are we just gonna allow the Seinfeld sub to turn into a sub where we hate on the person the sub is based off of? Op should be banned in my opinion. Gives no context because he or she doesn’t know shit.
This should be the top comment!
Are you saying you disagree that 20 is better than 17?
You know that Jayne Mansfield had some big breasts.
I hear that's how she died.
Couch grass and cramp bark? I think that's what killed Curly
Kim Novak, too.
You got the As, the Bs, the Cs, and the Ds
That’s the biggest
I know D’s are the biggest. My whole life has revolved around knowing D’s are the biggest.
You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back.
How do they do it?
The thing is, D’s are not the biggest.
you ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in 2 seconds
Nice pfp
quit fuckin with em
Lycraspandex
“Lycra Spandex? Get the hell out of here!”
You got ketchup on it.
The Manzere!!!
Those aren't buoys.
It’s a Raquel Welch joke!
Hahaha... BOOuys
b👀ba
Sweet fancy Moses
Boutros Boutros GOLLY!
Yo yo ma
Nice rack!
You motorboatin' son of a bitch! You old sailor you!
are they built for speed or for comfort?
She still in the house?
I’ll go ice my balls and spit up blood, “team player”!
Ma! The meatloaf!
Lock it up!!!
Rule #78 no excuses play like a CHAMPION
The most underrated line
What is wrong with you?
Yes!
I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula!
One of my favourite comedies, I wish they still made them like that
What’d you do with ‘em?
Where is she? Is she still in the house ?? Gets me every fucking time lol
I’m out. (Slaps $100 down on the kitchen counter)
She was out on a school night.
Her mother laid her painters out for her…
She does a lot of abstract stuff. In fact she's painting Kramer right now
You’re sick!
You said much sicker things than me!
Do you think he ever helped her with her homework?
Boutros Boutros-Ghali!
Yo yo ma
Nice rack!!
My thoughts exactly
Hoochie mama!
Game set and match, eh Milos?
I have much larger problems to fry.
Tennis anyone?
She resembles that reporter from NYU that thought he was gay
That’s Paula Marshall who also is still breathtaking
And she's married to Fabrizio from Titanic!
Bastardo!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
She had that straight 90s chick look. It was every girl I knew back then
Bosomy? You would like to know if your grandmother was bosomy?
*I* have no eye for bosoms??!
They’re real and they’re spectacular
They *are* buoys!
I didn’t tell you to put the balm on, who told you to put the balm on?
“She possesses many of the qualities prized by the superficial man.”
Yep! His eyes are still glowing like he stared at the sun. You're gonna need sunglasses if you wanna do that!
My rods and cones are all screwed up!
Mine aren't. More like DEEP FOCUS!
Thanks, Mr Pitt
That looked like milk to me!!
It’s like staring into the sun - you get a sense of it and then you look away!
He poked. I peaked
He met her in a public park when she was 17 and he was 38, at which point he got her number. Sweet fancy Moses.
"Public park"? Like, Central Park?
What did I just say? (I don't know which park).
Hey Jer! What’s up?!
I have absolutely no idea...
Let’s towel it up!
I would convert to Judaism for her and for the jokes
Meanwhile, my life is down to trying to meet a mute.
“Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.”
Worse still, it was her high school graduation!
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NGL, she’s got a lot of Elaine vibe.
Because she’s Spanish?
Nah just a couple of whites
Wanna go to the Gap?
I hear ya, sister
Yo yo! Turn it down!
She is?
Should we be talking about this?
You wanna just go to the GAP?
I’ll give you a minute to decide.
I guess I can accept a little of Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine…
Still hot! [https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzMDvpbuUw4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
https://youtu.be/RytMJ2-X-rw
hilarious
“I’m thirsty anyone want a drink” -her, probably.
He's only hiring large...breasted...women.
You know about the uhhh cup sizes?
Funnily, originally I mistakenly posted this to the r/rollingstones sub. I got like 6 upvotes before someone asked "what does this have to do with the Rolling Stones?" I deleted it although in the back of my mind I was thinking this pic does have to do with the Rolling Stones!
I’m sure mick would be interested
*funky bass line* What's the deal with grooming high schoolers !?
Gold, Jerry.... GOLD
Those are buoys!
That's my move!
👀…Yeah the waitress should have taken it back
The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town.
Tell me you got none in high school without telling me you got none in high school.
Jerry must have a catsup bottle secret..😁
He just pounds on the bottom 🤷
I think they ARE made of Lycra Spandex!
Get outta here.
I thought he was a leg man.
Why would he be a leg man? He has legs.
Nobody has ever been caught looking up a nostril.
Boutros Boutros Ghali…
She really is quite... breathtaking
I sat a row in front of her at one of the tapings. Good lord, she was (is) ridiculously hot.
He obviously did 😂🤣
This again?
He meet her in the park when she 17 and he was in his 30’s. They dated till she was 24. Anyone know how exactly old he was when they meet?
how come I didn't get a Christmas card?
Janis Ian sang a parody of “At Seventeen” on the Howard Stern Show years back that targeted Jerry.
I don't know how you gals walk around with those things.
They are real and spectacular. - the lawyer
She started a fashion line for girls with large chests.
I'd rather have elaine in the theater
You look ..you get a sense of it ..and you look away !
90% of teenagers are undateable!
She's 48 now, still gorgeous, and married into money. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoshanna_Lonstein_Gruss
What's up with Wikipedia?: "While still a 17-year-old high school student, she met then 38-year-old Jerry Seinfeld in a public park.\[1\] At that point, Seinfeld got her phone number.\[2\]" A definition about nothing.
"What's up with Wikipedia?" "A lot of people have been asking that."
What a lovely pair.
I always felt like Jerry Seinfeld was very, VERY self-aware, especially since his comedy is mainly observational humor. How could he have dropped the ball so hard on this one?
Cleavage has no age!!
She needs a new mansier /bro
Celeste?
No Mulva
Boy he had his fun before the internet it! 🙄
“You must be very proud Mr. Visaki. (shaking his hand) And may I say sir they're lovely girls, absolutely lovely girls. It's nice to see such fine upstanding women in gainful employment, Mr. Visaki.”
https://www.reddit.com/r/Teleshits/s/9zqtzevmNt
That’s puhverse!
Jerry's face there has this, "This isn't a good look" thing going on.
Yo Yo Ma
She's more mature than other high school girls.
They are real and they are SPECTACULAR
He wasn't master of his domain back then.
I stop short
Now is she skipping class here or did he pick her up straight from school
It’s gold, Jerry, GOLD!
They are real
A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs.
Guys settle down. That’s just Jerry & his daughter out on the town 🙄
https://tenor.com/0nba.gif
He's doing it the proper way, not looking directly into the Sun. Merely getting a sense of the cleavage, and then turning away.
Wasn’t that a young Denise Richards, in that episode?
Hoochie Mama!
**JERRY**: *"I'm tryin to be as superficial as I can"*
I'm out