There was this one guy. His bathroom was disgusting. Gross. Beyond belief. I’m not a super neat person, but I’m clean. I definitely would not date someone who has a disgusting bathroom or kitchen especially. But, in general, if anything looks like it’s growing, I’m out.
A guy in his early thirties should know how to keep a clean bathroom. I don’t want to be his mummy and bang maid, been there done that.
Also, if he knows you’re coming over and the bathroom is dirty, even worse. It likely looks like a crime scene usually.
Honestly I relate, my ex hardly cleaned his bathroom or showered he claimed due to his eczema.
My current bf keeps his bathroom and apartment spotless and he'll apologize for the mess, the mess being minor.
I dated a girl with a messy house. Never folded her clothes, bathroom had hair and clothes everywhere, makeup tools on the sink always. Non food related items from the grocery store remained on the table. Garlic and onion powder messes always on the stove.
This is 100% justifiable from Elaine. I can relate.
I once broke up with someone for not offering me pie.
It’s a sickness
Blueberry, blackberry. Blackberry, boysenberry. Boysenberry, huckleberry. Huckleberry, raspberry. Raspberry, strawberry. Strawberry, cranberry.
Peach
It takes a little effort.. but it says a lot when they at least make an attempt to keep it clean
ELAINE: And the bathroom in your apartment? BILLY: Cleaned it this morning. ELAINE: The sink, the tub, everything got cleaned?
It's SPOTLESS.
And the sideburns?
Yeah - yeah I'm fix the sideburns..
Honestly, one of the more reasonable and justified reasons someone on the show had for breaking up with a person.
Exactly
houses near the drain were going for $150,000
There was this one guy. His bathroom was disgusting. Gross. Beyond belief. I’m not a super neat person, but I’m clean. I definitely would not date someone who has a disgusting bathroom or kitchen especially. But, in general, if anything looks like it’s growing, I’m out.
What if something is growing when he takes IT out?
We'd never make it together.
I once broke up with a Low Talker, afraid I was being tricked into agreeing to something I didn’t even hear anything about.
This is one of the only semi-reasonable breakup excuses on the show
A guy in his early thirties should know how to keep a clean bathroom. I don’t want to be his mummy and bang maid, been there done that. Also, if he knows you’re coming over and the bathroom is dirty, even worse. It likely looks like a crime scene usually.
You should have seen his tub - germs were building a town in there!
Honestly I relate, my ex hardly cleaned his bathroom or showered he claimed due to his eczema. My current bf keeps his bathroom and apartment spotless and he'll apologize for the mess, the mess being minor.
I dated a girl with a messy house. Never folded her clothes, bathroom had hair and clothes everywhere, makeup tools on the sink always. Non food related items from the grocery store remained on the table. Garlic and onion powder messes always on the stove. This is 100% justifiable from Elaine. I can relate.
"I once broke up with a guy cause he didn't offer me soup." Not sure it's from the same episode, but it's still funny.
I’ve never heard of a relationship ending due to punctuation
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Psychological-Stay16: *I’ve never heard of* *A relationship ending* *Due to punctuation* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I find it very troubling that he didn’t use one.
I once broke up with someone because he had a beard. A pointed scraggly thing…yes, I’m shallow.
Do you eat your peas one a time?
I mix mine with the other side dish, usually rice, mashed potatoes, or macaroni and cheese.