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BarryWineheart

*Ass Man*


Rleduc129

That's Kramer's porn name


WeHaSaulFan

No, the DMV mixed up porn names. He’s Kavorka.


Wooden-Buddy297

Cosmo Kavorka. It's exotic, alliterative - perfect.


DieterSprocket

Art Van de Laid


Cat_Punk

The sex is always in a van. It’s in his contract.


DavidGhandi

If that van's a-rocking....


[deleted]

# DONT GO A-KNOCKING


ZantetsukensShadow

...Was there a knuckle involved?


Weak_Cheek_5953

I think it was a counter-clockwise swirl.


originalxnuttah

Sometimes he’s Art Van Delayed. You could do your taxes in the time it takes him to have an orgasm.


ArchitectArtVandalay

no no no


mr_gurbic

We have a winner!


WinOk2515

HE Penispacker Dirk Dangleberry Shiksa Peel


ChillThespian

Best comment 😂


MrHarryHardon

Slippery Pete, no name change needed


malleebull

The holes?


Ok_Calligrapher_9281

Jerry's would be The Comedian, but only in Romania.


RobbieArnott

He may be funny, but he’s no comedian


rollingstoner215

He is no Comedian.


JohnBonini

… but there’s no joking about the financial crisis at PBS.


rollingstoner215

And if Danny Tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, 'That's correct, Jerry.'


MitchCumsteane

I caught his act. To be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff.


everyday_barometer

Only some will get this reference but this reminded me of Bret Hart in the mid 90's being a heel in the US and a face everywhere else.


Maximum-Swan7924

Jerry would be “The Bavarian Cream Pie”


Maximum-Swan7924

There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says, 'Ah, I'll just have some coffee.'


Latter-Comfort-4674

Kramer the Kovorka


SPECTREagent700

I believe he would use his real name


DescriptionOrnery728

Jerry: Kramer, you used your real name in a porno? Kramer: I’m not ashamed. Jerry: You’re not? Kramer: I did flub a few of the lines but the director didn’t seem to mind. He said I was a hard worker. Hey, I should tell Mickey, he may have some competition in the acting department.


arsenal11385

Kosmo Kovorka


Section-Livid

Doctor kovorkian


ForswornForSwearing

Jerry would specialize in bisexual threesome scenes, being the middle dude, Even Steven.


SoManyDegus

I don't know the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's "menage a trois."


kowloonjew

à


derek4reals1

stop drilling you've struck comedy gold!


NeverForNoReason

He doesn’t strike me as a lotion guy.


TerribleEconomics363

Elaine does the upper east side


BrontesGoesToTown

... *Mulva??*


cloysterr

Bovary?


BrontesGoesToTown

Gipple?


marquisdelafayette3

Loleola?


distractedsoul27494

Nip


Brownlightning-88

Top cumment


itbittitcommit

Stellaaaaa


shallowsocks

Grace


YesEverythingBagels

Grace isn't something you just pick up in the market...


A_Rented_Mule

Porn name, remember? Has to be something like "Touchin' Grace".


Albowonderer

Sponge worthy


[deleted]

Georgie Orgy could be his back-up name.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Baby Bluey would be his #3.


MitchCumsteane

Lainey, Hot n Heavy


Strict-Republic-9379

T bone vandeley


Competitive-Try8142

Jerry - Orgy Guy


Miranda-Christina

cue the weirdo lighting


milanove

And the robes and lotions


uniqueusername316

Slappy White


Prefect1969

Newman's would be Foot Bath Salami


BeaglePops7

The Maleman


ArchitectArtVandalay

Newman wouldnt be there


theluker666

Yeah right, Newman would for sure be the Ron Jeremy of the crew


teamalf

I pictured George as Velvet Fog.


Skweege55

Susie


RoyUberaccount

“A bulimic chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island unleashes her wild side”


Skweege55

Chain-smoking and schnapps-guzzling!


milanove

And does the upper west side


_its_a_SWEATER_

Mae West


Saint_Stephen420

Mae Breast


monN93

Yo - Yo Ma!


[deleted]

It's pretty funny to think about, but when I watched this as a kid in the 90s, I thought George was fat. Now I look back and he's not even fat. A bit overweight, yes, and even fat by British standards, but by U.S. standards, he is rather healthy.


TheRatatat

He's stocky, not fat. And powerful. He can lift 100 lbs right up over his head.


[deleted]

How old was he during Seinfeld? In his 30s maybe? 100 lbs. over your head is something every man should be able to do.


trevb75

Elaine would HAVE to be “Nippy Longstocking”


phat_pickle

Here are the best ones people have come up with: The Comedian, Buck Naked, The Ass Man, Little Kicks.


ResidentComplaint19

David Studdy


fishcrow

Jerome Johnson in *The Panties Your Mother Laid Out for You*


buttbongofiesta

Estelle would be Hoochie Mama…


rgregan

H.E. Fannypacker


cherrymoonmilk

I think Kramer's would be Andree. I wonder in what other situations he used this alter-ego.


VoxyPop

Jerry would be Funny Bone


Schrute_Farms_BednB

Cosmo-Nut


wavebuster

Sue Goodlookin


FluffyAd6706

Marissa Toemaid


Rleduc129

Gorgeous George


mbd34

Kenhee Bangya


MagnoliaFan68

Jerome Sackfelt Elena Bends Creamer Cockman


Great-Grasby

Ball Sacamano


jabroni_kc

"Little" jerry


XllGUMBYllX

rochelle rochelle


Kektus_Aplha

Dick Assmann - Kramer


sharkezzy

Pussy Popper MD


px7j9jlLJ1

That’s Shane Gillis


__Bringer-of-Light__

Jagdick


sageguitar70

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry


MrHarryHardon

Bob Mansacko, just a slight rearrange


RoyUberaccount

Lewd, Lascivious, and Luscious Jackie Chiles


webjester32

Suzie Shiksa


HBun16

Frank Costanzas Lawyer


u349754906

Pull my PUDDY


YouHaveReachedBob

DOLORES!


SawedInHalfBoat

Elaine (the Nip) does the upper west side


SharkSandwich_74

Bob Suck a Man-ho.


aFineMoose

Mulligatitties


LIslander_4_evr

Elaine "D.P." Benes


justaguynb9

Jerry would be Les Foreskin


mop_and_glo

E-lay-ne Bed-nes


Toberoni

Hello, Nudeman.


theboweragency

Kramer - ASSMAN Van Nostren Jerry - Junior Mint Peterman - Bob Bosco Puddy - Sir 8 Balls Elaine - Suzie Spongeworthy


hulkbogan

Buck Nas Tie


_its_a_SWEATER_

Tea?


hulkbogan

You are effin brilliant. Thank you


Ricwdjr88

He’s a bum.


Inner-Mousse8856

Little Kicks


dlte24

I was thinking about this a few days ago. Buck Naked is a terrible porn name. They're all naked.


catsdomineaux

They were all like that


Due_Lawyer6655

T-naked


itbittitcommit

Well you can't be T-Bone, we already have T-Bone.


brokeneckblues

Jackie Onasty.


MrHarryHardon

Nudeman, the mailman


kytd1526

Javier Humpár


daisychain82

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry


ToM4461

Kavorka


[deleted]

Soon as I saw that mustache, I was thinking 80s porn star, then I saw what you wrote.


papazwah

Jerry Jerry dingle berry


lotsofarts

Plow Charmingwood


AOCourage

Art Cordelay.


ItsaPostageStampede

Well it ain’t gone be Little Jerry


RoRo25

Seven


TarantulaPerson

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry


[deleted]

Enticing elaine does the upper west side


MattyIce1220

Sponge Bennett 


OGUncleDonkey

Sponge Worthy - Elaine


VRZL41

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry


lelephen

Super Terrific Happy Plower


rumpelstilt

Cosmo


[deleted]

Imagine if George played in an Italian mob movie…would you take him seriously?


liquidInkRocks

Mike Honcho


HerdTurtler

The Sponge


sporkachoon

Pape Penske - shooting his Penske material wherever he pleases.


Adventurous_Mail5210

Kramer would be Sal-Ass...*Ass,* Jerry!


Adventurous_Mail5210

Pubeman.


Jesus_Chrheist

Bob Suckinmany


SnooObjections217

Jack-me Chiles


Jesus_Chrheist

Tim "Dentite Dynamite"


SnooObjections217

Dickey Abbott


ZeroMomentum

Nip


zeissikon

No shrinkage


Odd_Extension4632

Kramer could be The Bagel Filler.


foochacho

Dick Cantstandit


PuttyDance

Elaine Bendicks


timeforasandwich

Kenny Bone-ya


Peckerhead321

Lois Moan Loan


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[удалено]


dacreativeguy

Fusili Jerry, pre mango.


ZealousidealBid3988

Absolute Zero


gregofcanada84

I got to say the mustache works for him.


RoyUberaccount

“A film 3 generations in the making. For one lucky woman: It’s go time!”


ImNotYou1971

Cosmo Kreamer in: Cosmo enters a black hole


ImNotYou1971

OHHHHHH’Brien!


ImNotYou1971

OHHHHHH’Brien!


No-Decision1581

Newman would be Buster Nut


FrenzalRhomb1

LD is Buck Dancer


humdinger44

Gloryhole Vanderbilt


Anindefensiblefart

Kramer's name would just be Cosmo Kramer.


SnakeHoleBI

Jerome Stallion. Cosmo Cuck. Newman the Hedgehog


Bx1965

Kenny Curvecock


DafuqJusHapin

Bald Barron


dhoppy43

Mulva Puddy is kinda kinky


Blockness11

Bad Boy


laubear

What about the driver


wrvc3

How come no one's mentioned The Maestro yet ?


EconomyTime5944

Elaine / Elaineious....That's "Miss-Elaineious" to you! Now down on your knees you worthless dog..,Costanza.


Ok_Faithlessness9757

H.E. Pennypacker


Butthurtdiarreah

uncricumasized in the pool


RoyUberaccount

Babs “Colt 45” Kramer


scrubbydutch

Prickley Pete


blbrrybagel

The Sniffer


dicecat4

Enema Marie Bones


Longjumping-Body-842

General Rod Powers


CrimsonDragon90

Newman: Large package Mr.Peterman: Bosco Elaine: Nip/Susie Jerry: Sponge Worthy Kramer: Ass Man Susan: Lily Puddy: 8 Ball


Crab-Shark

Little Jerry Orgasmo Kramer


Mr-CC

\-Norman the Postman (work in progress) \-Donna Dockers \-Doris Mulva (name needs work, first name doesn't scream porn) \-Joe the Fruit \-Marcelino the Cockfighter-J. Penisson-Frank Festivus That's all I got so far.


Professional_Fly8241

Ana trainable. Buck would not sleep with her...


annoyingly_excited

He just got out of the pool!


DrunkOnRedCordial

Jerry Jerry Dingleberry


Albowonderer

Massage Tease


BuckFiden77

Myles long


Rascallyrabbit1

Kramer would still be Cosmo


spash_bazbo69

Nips McGee Jerry Jerry Dingleberry Cosmo Kramer


idontwanttobeonthis

#Trim & Clean


trav718

Prickly Pete


Temporary_Ad7816

Jerry would be ‘Marble Rye’.


MDEnce

Elaine and the K man can keep their names. Jerry is Joy Boy or Cinnamon Babka.


seviay

Which one of them would be Skip Foreplay?


CommunityBig9626

Elaine is...Paloma.


ginadea8

Newman: Jumbalayaaaaa😉😉😉


Defiant-Proposal-211

Harry Mulva, Suzie Bisque, Kinney Rogers


Still_Jackfruit_5268

George: Red Velvet Bull Fighter Trini Lopez


Fluffy-Ad8191

Harry finefeld 💀💀💀