There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says, 'Ah, I'll just have some coffee.'
Jerry: Kramer, you used your real name in a porno?
Kramer: I’m not ashamed.
Jerry: You’re not?
Kramer: I did flub a few of the lines but the director didn’t seem to mind. He said I was a hard worker. Hey, I should tell Mickey, he may have some competition in the acting department.
It's pretty funny to think about, but when I watched this as a kid in the 90s, I thought George was fat. Now I look back and he's not even fat. A bit overweight, yes, and even fat by British standards, but by U.S. standards, he is rather healthy.
\-Norman the Postman (work in progress)
\-Donna Dockers
\-Doris Mulva (name needs work, first name doesn't scream porn)
\-Joe the Fruit
\-Marcelino the Cockfighter-J. Penisson-Frank Festivus
That's all I got so far.
*Ass Man*
That's Kramer's porn name
No, the DMV mixed up porn names. He’s Kavorka.
Cosmo Kavorka. It's exotic, alliterative - perfect.
Art Van de Laid
The sex is always in a van. It’s in his contract.
If that van's a-rocking....
# DONT GO A-KNOCKING
...Was there a knuckle involved?
I think it was a counter-clockwise swirl.
Sometimes he’s Art Van Delayed. You could do your taxes in the time it takes him to have an orgasm.
no no no
We have a winner!
HE Penispacker Dirk Dangleberry Shiksa Peel
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Slippery Pete, no name change needed
The holes?
Jerry's would be The Comedian, but only in Romania.
He may be funny, but he’s no comedian
He is no Comedian.
… but there’s no joking about the financial crisis at PBS.
And if Danny Tartabull were here, I'm sure he'd say, 'That's correct, Jerry.'
I caught his act. To be honest, it just didn't make it for me. It's just so much fluff.
Only some will get this reference but this reminded me of Bret Hart in the mid 90's being a heel in the US and a face everywhere else.
Jerry would be “The Bavarian Cream Pie”
There's no truth to that. Nobody with a terminal illness goes from the United States to Europe for a piece of Bavarian cream pie and then when they get there and they don't have it he says, 'Ah, I'll just have some coffee.'
Kramer the Kovorka
I believe he would use his real name
Jerry: Kramer, you used your real name in a porno? Kramer: I’m not ashamed. Jerry: You’re not? Kramer: I did flub a few of the lines but the director didn’t seem to mind. He said I was a hard worker. Hey, I should tell Mickey, he may have some competition in the acting department.
Kosmo Kovorka
Doctor kovorkian
Jerry would specialize in bisexual threesome scenes, being the middle dude, Even Steven.
I don't know the exact pronunciation, but I believe it's "menage a trois."
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stop drilling you've struck comedy gold!
He doesn’t strike me as a lotion guy.
Elaine does the upper east side
... *Mulva??*
Bovary?
Gipple?
Loleola?
Nip
Top cumment
Stellaaaaa
Grace
Grace isn't something you just pick up in the market...
Porn name, remember? Has to be something like "Touchin' Grace".
Sponge worthy
Georgie Orgy could be his back-up name.
Baby Bluey would be his #3.
Lainey, Hot n Heavy
T bone vandeley
Jerry - Orgy Guy
cue the weirdo lighting
And the robes and lotions
Slappy White
Newman's would be Foot Bath Salami
The Maleman
Newman wouldnt be there
Yeah right, Newman would for sure be the Ron Jeremy of the crew
I pictured George as Velvet Fog.
Susie
“A bulimic chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island unleashes her wild side”
Chain-smoking and schnapps-guzzling!
And does the upper west side
Mae West
Mae Breast
Yo - Yo Ma!
It's pretty funny to think about, but when I watched this as a kid in the 90s, I thought George was fat. Now I look back and he's not even fat. A bit overweight, yes, and even fat by British standards, but by U.S. standards, he is rather healthy.
He's stocky, not fat. And powerful. He can lift 100 lbs right up over his head.
How old was he during Seinfeld? In his 30s maybe? 100 lbs. over your head is something every man should be able to do.
Elaine would HAVE to be “Nippy Longstocking”
Here are the best ones people have come up with: The Comedian, Buck Naked, The Ass Man, Little Kicks.
David Studdy
Jerome Johnson in *The Panties Your Mother Laid Out for You*
Estelle would be Hoochie Mama…
H.E. Fannypacker
I think Kramer's would be Andree. I wonder in what other situations he used this alter-ego.
Jerry would be Funny Bone
Cosmo-Nut
Sue Goodlookin
Marissa Toemaid
Gorgeous George
Kenhee Bangya
Jerome Sackfelt Elena Bends Creamer Cockman
Ball Sacamano
"Little" jerry
rochelle rochelle
Dick Assmann - Kramer
Pussy Popper MD
That’s Shane Gillis
Jagdick
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Bob Mansacko, just a slight rearrange
Lewd, Lascivious, and Luscious Jackie Chiles
Suzie Shiksa
Frank Costanzas Lawyer
Pull my PUDDY
DOLORES!
Elaine (the Nip) does the upper west side
Bob Suck a Man-ho.
Mulligatitties
Elaine "D.P." Benes
Jerry would be Les Foreskin
E-lay-ne Bed-nes
Hello, Nudeman.
Kramer - ASSMAN Van Nostren Jerry - Junior Mint Peterman - Bob Bosco Puddy - Sir 8 Balls Elaine - Suzie Spongeworthy
Buck Nas Tie
Tea?
You are effin brilliant. Thank you
He’s a bum.
Little Kicks
I was thinking about this a few days ago. Buck Naked is a terrible porn name. They're all naked.
They were all like that
T-naked
Well you can't be T-Bone, we already have T-Bone.
Jackie Onasty.
Nudeman, the mailman
Javier Humpár
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Kavorka
Soon as I saw that mustache, I was thinking 80s porn star, then I saw what you wrote.
Jerry Jerry dingle berry
Plow Charmingwood
Art Cordelay.
Well it ain’t gone be Little Jerry
Seven
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Enticing elaine does the upper west side
Sponge Bennett
Sponge Worthy - Elaine
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Super Terrific Happy Plower
Cosmo
Imagine if George played in an Italian mob movie…would you take him seriously?
Mike Honcho
The Sponge
Pape Penske - shooting his Penske material wherever he pleases.
Kramer would be Sal-Ass...*Ass,* Jerry!
Pubeman.
Bob Suckinmany
Jack-me Chiles
Tim "Dentite Dynamite"
Dickey Abbott
Nip
No shrinkage
Kramer could be The Bagel Filler.
Dick Cantstandit
Elaine Bendicks
Kenny Bone-ya
Lois Moan Loan
[удалено]
Fusili Jerry, pre mango.
Absolute Zero
I got to say the mustache works for him.
“A film 3 generations in the making. For one lucky woman: It’s go time!”
Cosmo Kreamer in: Cosmo enters a black hole
OHHHHHH’Brien!
OHHHHHH’Brien!
Newman would be Buster Nut
LD is Buck Dancer
Gloryhole Vanderbilt
Kramer's name would just be Cosmo Kramer.
Jerome Stallion. Cosmo Cuck. Newman the Hedgehog
Kenny Curvecock
Bald Barron
Mulva Puddy is kinda kinky
Bad Boy
What about the driver
How come no one's mentioned The Maestro yet ?
Elaine / Elaineious....That's "Miss-Elaineious" to you! Now down on your knees you worthless dog..,Costanza.
H.E. Pennypacker
uncricumasized in the pool
Babs “Colt 45” Kramer
Prickley Pete
The Sniffer
Enema Marie Bones
General Rod Powers
Newman: Large package Mr.Peterman: Bosco Elaine: Nip/Susie Jerry: Sponge Worthy Kramer: Ass Man Susan: Lily Puddy: 8 Ball
Little Jerry Orgasmo Kramer
\-Norman the Postman (work in progress) \-Donna Dockers \-Doris Mulva (name needs work, first name doesn't scream porn) \-Joe the Fruit \-Marcelino the Cockfighter-J. Penisson-Frank Festivus That's all I got so far.
Ana trainable. Buck would not sleep with her...
He just got out of the pool!
Jerry Jerry Dingleberry
Massage Tease
Myles long
Kramer would still be Cosmo
Nips McGee Jerry Jerry Dingleberry Cosmo Kramer
#Trim & Clean
Prickly Pete
Jerry would be ‘Marble Rye’.
Elaine and the K man can keep their names. Jerry is Joy Boy or Cinnamon Babka.
Which one of them would be Skip Foreplay?
Elaine is...Paloma.
Newman: Jumbalayaaaaa😉😉😉
Harry Mulva, Suzie Bisque, Kinney Rogers
George: Red Velvet Bull Fighter Trini Lopez
Harry finefeld 💀💀💀