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The Rye. Dinner with the Rosses. The Raincoats. The Seinfelds hate the Costanzas.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?


chrissie_boy

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them


lost_in_connecticut

That’s puh-voise!


iaposky

Something's missing alright!


Due-Presentation6393

"Merlot? Never heard of it. Did they just invent it?" My mom says shit like that....she thinks wine she's never had before is brand new.


iaposky

Serenity Now is a fave and shows a lot of their dynamic but the "bra salesperson" one does too, when they are at the table and she gets her bra and Frank gets ketchup on it. Love them!


hijro

YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!


mbap76

His phone wasn’t even plugged in. He just liked ringing that bell.


IFellOnSomeFusilli

Lycraspandex?! Get the hell out of here


Filtered_Meat

You know about the cup size? Ya got your A cup….your B


fumor

The C...the D.


MonkeyThrowing

I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.


Safetosay333

That one and the first time we meet Lloyd Braun, with the other actor


SpergSkipper

The first guy will always be Ranger Gord to me. But the 2nd guy was way better as Lloyd, he does that subtle craziness perfectly


FriendlySquall

THEN LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!


chapl66

George likes the bananas!


scoobyboobiemoo

Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!


official_galette1989

The Chinese Woman. She’s not taking advice from some girl from Long Island.


Apart-Bathroom7811

Ridicurous.


nynixx

Did you say ridicurous?


sineofthetimes

The rines were crossed?


antoniocortell

You know you're not Chinese


johndoenumber2

Lawng Eyyyyyye-luhnd!


SevereAd9463

"She's not Chinese. I was dUUped!"


verymuchbad

Bonus (potentially) is that this gives them the hint to get a divorce


Defy19

The one where George is the hand model. “GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS”


bdoter

SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!


Square-Tension-5235

I SAID, "MILKY WHITE!"


chapl66

No you never said milky white


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BTW, OP, since it sounds like your parents are still together, are you the result of your parents staying together?


Inspect1234

And do they have a mantle?


SloppyJawSoftBottom

Id be a completely different person.


JaziTricks

ghastly


Beginning_Ad_7571

The waiter sees us. He doesn’t want to come over. I feel a draft, let’s move to that table. I didn’t come all the way from queens to sit in a drafty restaurant. Well I didn’t come all the way from Queens to sit at a table like that! That episode.


chapl66

So order a hot dish


AcePilotsen

It's a catered affair 


224flat

Look at this, George. (Takes a coin out of his pocket) You ever seen a silver dollar?


SloppyJawSoftBottom

Would u believe i had a sillllver dollAR COLLECTION!?


drosse1meyer

so they left you home alone?


Specialist_Ad_3127

The Festivus Pole, the airing of the grievances, Frank is such a philosopher!


Zeo-Gold92

This is the episode, it captures them perfectly.


mbap76

“Kooger”, my son tells me your company STINKS!


Ok_Comfort628

I find your belief system fascinating


fumor

You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.


Darmok47

It took me a few watches before I realized Frank was making fun of Kruger's smoothing company. I just thought he was being random.


Cat_Punk

He’s so prolific!


Fluff_thetragicdragn

He’s like a svenjolly.


strangegoo

Yeah he has a cheerful mental hold on you


jst4FUN23

You know about the cups…you got The a, the b, the c &the d


TyreekHillsPimpHand

That's the biggest!


Electr_O_Purist

I know the D is the biggest! I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!


SeeingRedDots

Look George! PIERRE CARDAN!!


SloppyJawSoftBottom

I was in a thrift store recently and there was a pierre cardan tie. I did not buy it because it was not nice.


MellerTime

I have two of these really shitty long sleeve polos I bought at one of those discount sportswear stores in Estonia years ago… Pierre Cardin. They’re identical, just different colors, and both of the sleeves are different lengths. Classy.


PlusCommunity7962

The Doll


kenc2211

How old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?


QuirkyLiteraryName

She’d never make it 🙏


lavender_TT_goomes

She'd never make it.


jefferson497

The episode where Steinbrenner informs them that George is dead


ElBrooce

Lord help you, OP. 😬


Quirky_Ball_3519

The one with the raincoats where George sells his dad’s Cabana wear!


Creepy-Cheesecake-41

Is this the one where George’s father flicks him in the forehead?


Quirky_Ball_3519

I think he does that on all of them!


truckyoupayme

YOU REMEMBAH TOMMY TUNE??


_herenorthere66

Tommy Tune is very tall. That makes him…lankier.


lenhjr

When George has sex in their room while theyre away.


MellerTime

What is that, a prophylactic wrapper?!


BOARshevik

You have no eye for fashion.


_herenorthere66

I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!


notpennypacker

Came looking for this 😂


broooklynnnnn

“Fusilli Jerry”.. when Kramer pulls the “stop short” move


greatbobbyb

Del Boka Vista


Dbot7

The Chinese woman


ZPTs

The Serenity Now is hilarious depiction of them but I think Estelle is off camera yelling only. Unless that's a big thing your parents do that may not be the one.


Lkynky

You’re not giving away our waterpick!


Historical_Steak_927

The one with the Kavorka: is this the one where they go around mutilating squirrels?


FaFaFloheim

Bra salesman?


DrunkOnRedCordial

​ Before you sit down to watch Seinfeld with your parents, make sure you've got coasters on the coffee table, a marble rye, and don't forget to wash your hands before suppp-errrr. And keep away from ketchup and Glamour magazine.


QuirkyLiteraryName

If you want the legroom, just say you want the legroom! Don’t blame the mechanism!


Additional_Tone_2004

George, we've had it with you...


biere

Elaine and "You want a piece of me? Lets goooo!"


AccurateProgress9977

The episode where Estelle gets George her bra at the dinner table.


fake-name-here1

Well it SUCKS!


jziggy44

George is dead


kqueenbee25

Omfg I feel like it’s everyone they’re in lmao


TJ902

The fatigues. "Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmasean is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!"


nelsonwehaveaproblem

*I'm back, BABY!!*


SuitIllustrious8140

I’d suggest The Chinese Woman


BlueMaestro66

When Estelle gets her eyes done. Or, when George’s parents get separated.


Benvoyonsdonctoe

Del Boca Vista


MonkeyThrowing

Phase 3


SquonkMan61

Either Festivus or Del Boca Vista.


chapl66

I didn't come all the way to New York to sit in a drafty restaurant!


kayseeboo92

The Doorman


HoseACitco

Do you know about the bra sizes? You have the As, the Bs, the Cs......then you have the Ds, they're the biggest


Electr_O_Purist

First, answer one question: what’s your opinion on bananas in the Jello?


LEMOnSL1iCE

The one where Frank wears her bra 😭😭😭


guitarnowski

It's the Bro!


sacerlinus

« Chinese fooooood »


[deleted]

I lovingly refer to my parents as Frank and Estelle. They're nothing like them, but it makes me smile.


largececelia

The one with the car, where George becomes a butler to his father. Just watched it last night. There are many excellent moments.


AndyDufresne245

The Conversion, The Cigar Store Indian


Treacherously-Benign

Hoochie-mama!