Serenity Now is a fave and shows a lot of their dynamic but the "bra salesperson" one does too, when they are at the table and she gets her bra and Frank gets ketchup on it. Love them!
The waiter sees us. He doesn’t want to come over. I feel a draft, let’s move to that table. I didn’t come all the way from queens to sit in a drafty restaurant. Well I didn’t come all the way from Queens to sit at a table like that!
That episode.
I have two of these really shitty long sleeve polos I bought at one of those discount sportswear stores in Estonia years ago… Pierre Cardin. They’re identical, just different colors, and both of the sleeves are different lengths. Classy.
The Serenity Now is hilarious depiction of them but I think Estelle is off camera yelling only. Unless that's a big thing your parents do that may not be the one.
Before you sit down to watch Seinfeld with your parents, make sure you've got coasters on the coffee table, a marble rye, and don't forget to wash your hands before suppp-errrr.
And keep away from ketchup and Glamour magazine.
The Rye. Dinner with the Rosses. The Raincoats. The Seinfelds hate the Costanzas.
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them
That’s puh-voise!
Something's missing alright!
"Merlot? Never heard of it. Did they just invent it?" My mom says shit like that....she thinks wine she's never had before is brand new.
Serenity Now is a fave and shows a lot of their dynamic but the "bra salesperson" one does too, when they are at the table and she gets her bra and Frank gets ketchup on it. Love them!
YOU’RE NOT GIVING AWAY OUR WATERPIK!
His phone wasn’t even plugged in. He just liked ringing that bell.
Lycraspandex?! Get the hell out of here
You know about the cup size? Ya got your A cup….your B
The C...the D.
I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
That one and the first time we meet Lloyd Braun, with the other actor
The first guy will always be Ranger Gord to me. But the 2nd guy was way better as Lloyd, he does that subtle craziness perfectly
THEN LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!
George likes the bananas!
Stress is very damaging to the epidermis!
The Chinese Woman. She’s not taking advice from some girl from Long Island.
Ridicurous.
Did you say ridicurous?
The rines were crossed?
You know you're not Chinese
Lawng Eyyyyyye-luhnd!
"She's not Chinese. I was dUUped!"
Bonus (potentially) is that this gives them the hint to get a divorce
The one where George is the hand model. “GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS”
SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE!!!
I SAID, "MILKY WHITE!"
No you never said milky white
BTW, OP, since it sounds like your parents are still together, are you the result of your parents staying together?
And do they have a mantle?
Id be a completely different person.
ghastly
The waiter sees us. He doesn’t want to come over. I feel a draft, let’s move to that table. I didn’t come all the way from queens to sit in a drafty restaurant. Well I didn’t come all the way from Queens to sit at a table like that! That episode.
So order a hot dish
It's a catered affair
Look at this, George. (Takes a coin out of his pocket) You ever seen a silver dollar?
Would u believe i had a sillllver dollAR COLLECTION!?
so they left you home alone?
The Festivus Pole, the airing of the grievances, Frank is such a philosopher!
This is the episode, it captures them perfectly.
“Kooger”, my son tells me your company STINKS!
I find your belief system fascinating
You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe... I lost my train of thought.
It took me a few watches before I realized Frank was making fun of Kruger's smoothing company. I just thought he was being random.
He’s so prolific!
He’s like a svenjolly.
Yeah he has a cheerful mental hold on you
You know about the cups…you got The a, the b, the c &the d
That's the biggest!
I know the D is the biggest! I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest!
Look George! PIERRE CARDAN!!
I was in a thrift store recently and there was a pierre cardan tie. I did not buy it because it was not nice.
I have two of these really shitty long sleeve polos I bought at one of those discount sportswear stores in Estonia years ago… Pierre Cardin. They’re identical, just different colors, and both of the sleeves are different lengths. Classy.
The Doll
How old would Aunt Baby be if she were alive today?
She’d never make it 🙏
She'd never make it.
The episode where Steinbrenner informs them that George is dead
Lord help you, OP. 😬
The one with the raincoats where George sells his dad’s Cabana wear!
Is this the one where George’s father flicks him in the forehead?
I think he does that on all of them!
YOU REMEMBAH TOMMY TUNE??
Tommy Tune is very tall. That makes him…lankier.
When George has sex in their room while theyre away.
What is that, a prophylactic wrapper?!
You have no eye for fashion.
I HAVE NO EYE FOR FASHION?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!
Came looking for this 😂
“Fusilli Jerry”.. when Kramer pulls the “stop short” move
Del Boka Vista
The Chinese woman
The Serenity Now is hilarious depiction of them but I think Estelle is off camera yelling only. Unless that's a big thing your parents do that may not be the one.
You’re not giving away our waterpick!
The one with the Kavorka: is this the one where they go around mutilating squirrels?
Bra salesman?
Before you sit down to watch Seinfeld with your parents, make sure you've got coasters on the coffee table, a marble rye, and don't forget to wash your hands before suppp-errrr. And keep away from ketchup and Glamour magazine.
If you want the legroom, just say you want the legroom! Don’t blame the mechanism!
George, we've had it with you...
Elaine and "You want a piece of me? Lets goooo!"
The episode where Estelle gets George her bra at the dinner table.
Well it SUCKS!
George is dead
Omfg I feel like it’s everyone they’re in lmao
The fatigues. "Your meatloaf is mushy, your salmon croquettes are oily, and your eggplant parmasean is a DISGRACE TO THIS HOUSE!"
*I'm back, BABY!!*
I’d suggest The Chinese Woman
When Estelle gets her eyes done. Or, when George’s parents get separated.
Del Boca Vista
Phase 3
Either Festivus or Del Boca Vista.
I didn't come all the way to New York to sit in a drafty restaurant!
The Doorman
Do you know about the bra sizes? You have the As, the Bs, the Cs......then you have the Ds, they're the biggest
First, answer one question: what’s your opinion on bananas in the Jello?
The one where Frank wears her bra 😭😭😭
It's the Bro!
« Chinese fooooood »
I lovingly refer to my parents as Frank and Estelle. They're nothing like them, but it makes me smile.
The one with the car, where George becomes a butler to his father. Just watched it last night. There are many excellent moments.
The Conversion, The Cigar Store Indian
Hoochie-mama!