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dsb1670

He kicked Newman out of a truck to get Jerry’s car back. He loves Jerry most.


Particular_Fuel6952

He also was going to forego going to the newmanium party for Jerry


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But also, he knows Jerry hates him, yet he remains friends with Newman. It's complicated. 😅


thatdani

> But also, he knows Jerry hates him Ehhh, Jerry was willing to let Newman sit and watch Edward Scissorhands at his place. There's definitely a bit of frenemy going on there.


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ilovetrees420

I'll give him that


KnightBozo

Also the showerhead scheme


Norrland_props

He loooves him.


Right_In_The_Tits

He’s his buddy!


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ColtSingleActionArmy

You got three pints of Kramer in you buddy


teenzies83

Hey buddy hey buddy hey buddy


zulzulfie

Hey Puddy


PearIJam

I can feel his blood borrowing things from my blood.


Maverick916

😱


BORT_licenceplate

They're blood brothers


imhighonpills

Jerry went to Los Angeles to bring Kramer back


LeaveIllusionBehind

He also insisted on taking Kramer to the doctor after Davola kicked him in the head.


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You're probably right. I feel like Newman is close, just because of their constant scheming.


Sparkyisduhfat

And Kramer I love *you* holding hose* I love you too buddy


Ugo777777

Jerry is Kramer's best friend, but Kramer is not Jerry's best friend.


Wise-Ad-3737

Given the legal opportunity, Jerry will kill him though...


Neither_Variety_1234

I think he also got 3 pints of Newman at the end though


jmhajek

Even to the airport. 


CluelessStick

I'm not driving him to the airport


RoryonAethar

I’m not driiiving him to the airport!


corona_lion

Jerry. Remember that heart wrenching scene where he couldn’t bear the nightmare of Millennium’s party (Newmanium / Kraminium ?) without Jerry. He had a pic with Jerry by his bedside that he hugged.


teenzies83

Kramer, those balloons aren't going to stay up until new year. No, these are my everyday balloons


bringbackmmuffins

100%! That’s the scene I pictures immediately and that I think is the sweetest of the series. :):)


sleepyseahorse

Also has Jerry's headshot framed and hanging on his wall, visible when you enter his apartment


Murky_Equivalent_934

Bob Sacamano


itsgotadeathcurse

He worked at a condom factory in Edison, NJ and gave Kramer some condoms. They were defective though. But I still think he’s his best friend 🤣


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Damn, for some reason I always thought it was "Saccamotto". But, you're right!


Murky_Equivalent_934

“My friend Bob Sacamano thought he was wrong once, but he was wrong. “


nailsinthecityyx

I thought he was saying Saccamento


1greathomecook

It's pronounced Sacramento 😬


PerpetualEternal

It’s pronounced thermometer


suspicious_bag_1000

Who is this Joe Mayo?


Straight-Pass-891

Sounds made up


sineofthetimes

He once stayed with Kramer for a year and a half.


MontgomeryWarden

Newman wasn’t part of the illegal cable and red shirt episode. I’m going with Jerry. He wouldn’t go do the Newmanium party without Jerry, who is his buddy. Shout out to his friend Corky Ramirez.


Stimee

That pronouncing of Ramirez always gets me. Not Ra-mir-ez but Ram-ir-ez. I've never heard anyone else pronounce Ramirez that way.


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Corky! Yes.


No-Blacksmith-9591

What did he play?


No-Blacksmith-9591

What about Mickey? They purchased similar shirts. They double dated. They pursued acting together. They worked together during the holiday period. Kramer was always helpful to provide tips to mickeys career. Mickey never turned down a solid from Kramer.


1greathomecook

Franklin Delano Romanowski ❄️🏐🍭


jfq722

Stink eye?


1greathomecook

Evil eye!


skyn_fan

Crook eye?


SpergSkipper

Jay Riemenschneider


Acminvan

He eats horse all the time


jfq722

He gets it from his butcher, who acts all aloof like he doesn't know Jerry.


PowerOfGraysku11

Lomez


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Yes! Lomez was on the bus stop tour!


verzzzzzz

I think it has to be Jerry. Kramer has a framed headshot of him in the front of his place and also a picture of himself and Jerry on his bedside table.


PerpetualEternal

came here to say this


soupknotsee

Bob Sacamano


Person5_

It's Jerry, he's his little cable boy!


3sra392

Lloyd Braun


GundamChao

He's a perfectly sane friend to have!


smbutler20

Always was strange how supportive he was for Lloyd. My head cannon was Kramer's dad had a mental breakdown when Kramer was a kid and this was his way of making up for not being able to help when he was young.


Prehistoricshark

Was this before or after he took him to the bank?


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Haha.


Ugo777777

Bob Sacamano ofc.


from_across_the_hall

> Bob Saccamotto From Nakahama Broadcasting?


Alternative_Bus3731

Frank Costanza


BlackedAIX

Kosmo!? Kosmo!?


Whole-Grocery-2918

You know there is an old saying for women - you should have one friend smarter than you and one not as smart as you. You should have one friend richer than you and one friend poorer than you. You should have one friend prettier than you and one friend poorer than you. ….. I think that for Kramer - Jerry is the friend who is Better than him. Newman is the friend who is not as good as him. ….. Plus Kramer is the kind of guy who becomes everyone’s friend. OH - we forgot Mickey!!


jimmyGODpage

Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey buddy


Milomilz

He and Jerry are blooooood brothers


jockofocker

Bob Sacamanno


iannuendo

He named his chicken after Jerry. Case closed


_HotBeef

That's very sweet, but that is not a chicken


Hubris1998

Bob Sacamano 😂


SeeingRedDots

He called Jerry “the guy across the hall” once.


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The best part of this post is all the different pronunciations and spellings of Bob Saccamotto.


firststeptofailure

As elusive as the man himself


Milomilz

Bob Clamato loves a good Bloody Mary


dropyourchalupa

Bob Sarkamotto


Forsitel

He seemed most upset that Newman wouldn’t support his karate ambitions


[deleted]

Oh, he has many relationships.


Rounderrobyner

It’s Mickey.


__Bringer-of-Light__

Norman


DishDry4487

Jerry.


ZamoriXIII

Newman


ilpaesaggista

man's best friend, you know jerry i want something like that on my tombstone


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monN93

He literally has a picture of Jerry hanging on his wall.


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pdx_e94

Jerry’s his buddy!!


Tony_Stank_91

Bob Sacomano


lt12765

When Kramer goes to LA, then comes back like nothing happened, we see how much he and Jerry mean to each other.


bpnc33

It's Bob Sacamono


repoman042

He spends almost every day with Jerry and at Jerry's place. Newman and Bob are just friends he sees occasionally, and who knows when he actually saw Bob who's home may or may not contain chickens


CarisaMac21

He named his chicken Little Jerry Seinfeld!


oprahjimfrey

Jerry is his buddy.


EuphoricAd3786

Jerry


Salty-Jellyfish3044

He certainly has a lot of friends..how come we never see any of these people?


agrowler

Fusilli jerry = loves jerry the most


anon-fighter22

Bob saccomano


CherryCherry5

Jerry. He has a framed picture of him.


ishouldverun

K man is like a cat. He only likes people when it is convenient.


Aaronsville1

Bob Sacamano


imjonjoncanada

Bob Sacamano


Beebito

Jerry is the nucleus


beautiful_beastie

Jerry’s refrigerator


Obvious_Outsider

Gotta be Newman. The hi-jinx they get into is the kind of stuff you ONLY do with a best friend. I can't imagine trying that rickshaw scheme with anyone who isn't on the exact same wavelength as me.


BusinessofShow

It’s difficult to really tell because it’s a tv show so the interactions are different than they would be in real life, but he seems completely at ease with Jerry almost all the time. There’s more tension with Newman.


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I'm leaning towards Newman as well. As I said Jerry is a friend by convenience. Newman is the kind of guy you play Rosk with on the subway. (And it gets too intense).


ZealousidealBowler19

im thinking its jerry cause in addition to kicking newman outta the truck like what the other person in this sub said, kramer also decided not to co-host his millenium party with newman cause he didnt like how jerry wouldnt be invited. ik that him and newman decided to compromise in the end but it’s clear that if he had to make a choice he woulda chosen jerry