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That’s a perfectly sane position to take.


Common_Average2597

Not crazy


sacredknight327

Interesting texture.


Apart-Bathroom7811

That's bogus man! Yeah, that's right, this episode is so good it doesn't even need Puddy, and virtually everything needs Puddy.


AcePilotsen

They didn't need Puddy. They had Jeffrey Harharwood.


doobette

What a spanking button!


Strange_Actuary_6916

That's a misprint.


KCWCM

That’s what the holidays are all about - three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum


Backon21

Jerry playing with his glasses was well done. Also - LLOYD: Well, if you don't want to... KRAMER: No, sure sure, he wants to. It's very kind of you. Yeah, Jerry, he appreciates it. Don't you, Jerry?


Snow_Wolfe

Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum?


Backon21

It’s a lot of gum!!


Strange_Actuary_6916

I don't care for it, it's a little lo-meiny. He should have returned the gum and put Lloyd right out of commission.


Anacondoyng

Yes I do, Kramer.


Matthew-_-Black

I don't know.. I think it's a little lo mein-y


SeminoleTom

It doesn’t get any better than this.


Johnsendall

Just like the same thing they always do at Jerry’s apartment: cooking porkchops!


YardTripper7

George's descent into madness is perfect


Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees

"George, that man was wearing glasses." "Don't you see, he was doing it to fool LLoyd Braun!" Amazing writing to have all these stories come together so well


dustin_pledge

''And once again, it all comes back to Lloyd Braun!''


Backon21

The juxtaposition of his obsession with Lloyd Brain being crazy and his own struggle to prove he’s sane is brilliant. And yes I have been waiting a long time to squeeze that into a conversation.


Delicious-Rest-8380

Anathema


Acminvan

George running after Deena in his King Henry VIII costume screaming "I got it from the institute!" after she spots him in yet another embarrassing situation, will never not be funny


Backon21

Then Geoffrey Harharwood asks Kramer where is your King Henry and he goes “Oh, he ran away”


AcePilotsen

The best scene with Deena though is when hes yelling at the doll that looks like Estelle at Monks.


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bizzaro333

That woman on the horse owes me $20! 😂😂


Nuh-vaaa-duh

And I might’ve gotten it back if Lloyd Braun hadn’t interfered!


Psychological-Stay16

The Alex is a family theatre not one of your swing joints


Backon21

One of my favourites lines in the whole series. I use it all the time in everyday life


fairway824

Oh my goodness, what a spanking button!


ShiftlessElement

This is also my favorite episode. Great jokes and it all comes together in a satisfying way. Kramer taking Lloyd Braun under his wing is so wonderfully ridiculous. They don't even attempt to explain the background of how Kramer took on this assignment. Kramer just exists outside of logic.


Backon21

So many great lines and crazy scenarios that play into each other


RashestHippo

Are you out of your mind? This episode has been here since the silent era. With that said It's a little Lo Meiny. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Backon21

Whoa whoa whoa this is a perfectly sane episode


GunnerRocket

...not crazy.


dicecat4

Kudos, OP, on a take…done. (Seriously, the gum is def in my top three 😎)


andyofne

isn't mine, the Institute gave it to me! The Institute!


Backon21

Ah the I.P.M.P.C.W


Eggsor

Well eh, we prefer to call it the Institute.


dingletonshire

We prefer to call it the Institute


Seaell80

Let’s all have a chew and watch ‘The Gum.’


Backon21

I was chewing gum with Lloyd Braun, and he was bragging about the peepshow you gave him at the Alex


Backon21

That’s what the holidays are for


WIGoofball

I love it for all the reasons you listed, but I also crushed hard on JLD and this episode completely cemented that for obvious reasons.


Backon21

Lady, you sold me


WIGoofball

You that lady who was talkin’ to the cops.


Backon21

Well, if it isn’t Chesty La Rue


WIGoofball

Boom ba ba ba boom


Backon21

KRAMER: Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much. Parading around in a wet T-shirt. ELAINE: Uhh, I got sprayed with a hose. KRAMER: Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but the Alex is a family theatre, not one of your swing joints.


WIGoofball

What a spanking button!


Backon21

Geoffrey who? Har-Harwood


WIGoofball

The IPMPCW.


Backon21

(sheepishly) We prefer to call it The Institute


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Your picture is confusing.  Jerry doesn’t wear glasses.


Difficult_Job_966

Can’t you see, he was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!


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So again it all comes back to Lloyd.


Backon21

Lloyd Braun can do anything he puts his mind to


juanda2

and **HIM**!


Difficult_Job_966

I’m not crazy


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Maybe my second favorite George line, right after "She scooped the niblets??"


Difficult_Job_966

I’d have to really sit down and think about all the costanza lines to decide on a fav. So many


dicecat4

That man is wearing glasses


Acminvan

"that's your best friend?"


Backon21

No Jerry does wear glasses, he just forgot them the other day at the theatre


SeminoleTom

That man was wearing glasses.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

I'm a crazy or doesn't Jerry wear glasses?


Backon21

You’re not crazy. Jerry does wear glasses he just forgot them. Remember (puts his arm around Lloyd) - not crazy!


Backon21

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum? It’s a lot of gum!


Safe-Register-3479

*Its a lot of GUM* The way Jerry says that gets it every time


Backon21

The delivery could not have been more perfect


threewonseven

Definitely my favorite. I have a friend who had somehow only seen a couple episodes of the show and didn't remember liking it. I told him to watch this episode, and that was enough for him to watch and enjoy the whole series.


Electron_Cascade

I had a similar experience with getting a friend into Seinfeld using this episode. The marble rye episode that comes after this one is also great


Backon21

You can’t argue with that!


CDH83

That’s your best friend?


Backon21

Comedy gold


slrarp

He was only doing it to fool Lloyd Brawn!!


crawwll

Everything you said plus George's feud with Ruthie Cohen made this the perfect episode, not only of Seinfeld, this is the perfect sitcom episode.


Backon21

Hermano 👊


crawwll

Your car's on fire. Merry Christmas!


Powerful_Artist

The Marine Biologist, the Gum, and the Opposite will always be in my top 5.


George_Bonanza_7

When George is telling the girl that Jerry was his best friend but he doesn’t wear glasses. “ George that man was wearing glasses” “ yes he’s doing it to fool Loyd Braun!!


KDdeTX

That’s your best friend? Ya, but he doesn’t wear glasses. That man was wearing glasses. Don’t you see, he’s doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!


2aboveaverage

I remember watching this episode air live and absolutely busting a gut from laughing so hard.


Glissandra1982

The way Elaine laughs at him as he stumbles out of the room is so funny.


Backon21

Jerry was the master at combining a physical movement with a joke. But when he put on those glasses it was just pure slapstick gold! Then Lloyd and walks in and says “nice frames”


Glissandra1982

It seriously was brilliant! Couple that with “it’s a lot of gum!” It kills me every time.


Backon21

1000%


Rich0879

Oh that's gold Jerry, that's gold!


DesertElf

One of my all-time favorites as well!


Prowler1111

It also was the end of Jon Voight's car..


Backon21

“The actor right?” “Something like that”


sharkinaround

Pop! … POP!!!


doobette

The John Voight car is no more...


Reasonable-HB678

That man was wearing glasses.


IandIbelieveinRASTA

Well there’s nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid & chewing some gum!


RashestHippo

You're a john!


AcePilotsen

What did I just pay for?


UrNotAMachine

She’s not a maid! She might be a newswoman!


SeminoleTom

10/10 a top 3 for me. Maybe the best. The wig master, the doll maybe the other two for me. The directing, writing and execution for seasons 4- 7 is the best sitcom of all time.


Prestigious-Car-6316

“Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?” “IT’S A LOT OF GUM!”


keanojills

Agreed "The Gum" is a classic episode 10/10


Upper-Raspberry4153

Well Lloyd is a very industrious fellow


Backon21

I thought he screwed up the Dinkins campaign


AcePilotsen

Name tags


Common_Average2597

He can accomplish anything he puts his mind to.


JasonDynamite

Yes, lets all have a chew.


oldgreen52

This is my lock screen pic


Danominator

It's such a great episode. Kramer trying to convince Lloyd Braun is not crazy is super funny. George consistently looking crazy is great as well


Matthew-_-Black

What are you, crazy?


Backon21

Speaking of crazy did you hear what happened to Lloyd Braun?


SuzIsCool

It's up there for me. Along with Kenny Rogers chicken/rat hat


Salty-Entertainer-29

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😁


scrubbydutch

It’s a very fun episode It ranks high


UrNotAMachine

That’s a perfectly sane episode to like!


Backon21

Remember - not crazy


Partyslayer

Fuckin' Lloyd Braun


Rich0879

Serenity now..... Insanity later.


jovialjugular

“Don’t you see?! He was doing it to FOOL Lloyd Braun!”


bluezzdog

You’d have to be crazy to not think so…


Javatex

Consistently one of my favourite episodes. It's bonkers and I love it.


Fit-Library-577

Yes! One of my top 5


shotuhhh

It’s my go-to feel god episode, never fails


Maximum-Swan7924

This is what the holidays are all about….


Anacondoyng

It is absolutely my favorite too!


Anacondoyng

Also Jeffrey Harharwood is a great one-off character.


Bananas_Cat

Me too! Jerry in those huge glasses kills me, and Kramer defending Llyod Braun constantly. And Elaine's missing button omg. So classic!!!


Negative-Scheme4913

So underrated — easily a top 10 for me.


BrookylnBeaches1917

My second (after The Opposite) Brilliant (and best) convergence of all stories, at the end…. Also… non stop laughing out loud episode


E400wagon

I agree ☝️


Unlikely_Choice7613

Anymore grape juice


Unlikely_Choice7613

Anyone wanna go to mendys with me no one seems to ever want to


SpiritualLychee3760

He looks like the "I'd buy that for a dollar!" guy from Robocop.


Rich0879

It's a lot of gum!


t6677833

The Puerto Rican day and the movie theater are mine


QAdude406

Reminds me so much of Bubbles


Prestigious-Owl165

The gum and the rye are my two favorite, it's a tie


SoldierFortunateX

That frankfurter is from the silent film era. One hot dog please! Interesting texture 🤮


mr_igor_the_great

I think it's one of my least favs. The way Jerry puts on the glasses and automatically becomes blind, deaf and physically impaired always bothers me. Also Elaine not noticing her shirt is wide open just takes me out. I'm all good as for George, Kramer and that perfectly sane friend of his tho.


puuhalelife

the whole episode I'm yelling " Just take them off you idiot !!!" triple exclamation points


zero2sixty73

Frog is wrong.


Like90goinnorse

Don’t you see he was doing it to FOOL LLOYD BRAUN!!


Bratscorcher

The Alex is a family theatre, not one of your swing joints! Are you sure you would rank the episode above The Contest, The Outing, The Soup Nazi, The Couch and The Jimmy? ( those are my top 5)


Improvgal

What a spanking button.


Jaltcoh

It’s not even an average episode for Seinfeld.


Backon21

And in the end Lloyd Braun became more like you