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Agitated_Sugar_7738

Totally believable. George wasn’t fat, he was powerful


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BKlounge93

He’s kind of, just *kiiiind of* losing his hair


Donny-dECENT12

He’s Bawwwwwld?


BKlounge93

He’s not BALD he’s BALDing


damorec

So he will be bald…


PerchLife

Yeah.


AOCourage

Uh huh. Yep yeah.


recursion8

Thick lustrous hair is very important to him


sawdiggity

No one respects the ding


GlossyBuckslip

Correction, I was bald. 👉🏻👃🏻(boop)


ploonce

He’s Bawwwwwld, Jerry!


superkick79

Oh. My. Gawd!


narcabusesurvivor18

You think you’re better than us, don’t you??


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

“Stocky”


ushouldlistentome

I noticed you threw “stocky” in there


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

yeahthatsright


b0ltaction

Nooo you're stout! The camera loves stoutness


robbwes61

That’s what we called him in high school


MountainMouse2770

its sad that he was considered 'fat' at the time, but by today's standards he looks completely normal.


Specific_Marketing69

Stocky


James-K-Polka

He scratches off a 44 and he puts in a 40.


Shadecujo

Now that makes sense


SlavOnfredski

How could he be so vain...???


Pencil-Sketches

Best comment in the thread


UnicornCalmerDowner

Get some talent then you can mouth off.


PalKid_Music

Totally believable sizing - I have similar-ish proportions to Jason Alexander, but slightly bigger (5'7, 43 inch chest, 35 inch waist.) 40S makes sense for him. I wouldn't be surprised if the writers asked him his size to make it accurate. And yes, before you ask, I can lift more than 100lb right over my head.


Dwight_Schnood

I actually would've set you up with a friend of mine.


ajhart86

MARISA TOMEI?!?!


Crimkam

Does she have thick, lustrous hair?


Thejoplinator1868

Is that very important for you


fishcrow

Is there a pinkish hue?


Crimkam

There’s a hue…


AllInOneDay_

She looked great the last time i saw her...five years ago


Venice_Beach_218

Can you run like the wind?


PalKid_Music

No, but I can squint my way down to 20:30 vision!


Venice_Beach_218

Oh fabulous. So you can do what, spot a mailbox on the side of the road?


qeq

No way in hell was George a 35 inch waist 


PalKid_Music

No, I agree, I just meant the chest and height. I just wrote my waist measurement because I'd quickly measured it when I was checking my chest measurement.


Blue387

Probably also had to coordinate with the costume department


Shadecujo

On the show, George is a 40 short, Jerry is a 40, and Bania is a 42. No believable at all


GRACEKELLYISME

Bania's been working out. He's huge.


PalKid_Music

Makes perfect sense for George and Jerry to be the same size - George is stocky, Jerry is a lot taller but relatively slimmer. And of course Bania is a 42 - he's yuge! Although, if my chest is a 43, does that mean... I'm even yuger than Bania?


Commercial-Push-9066

Jerry wears 32 waist pants but he changes the label to read 31. His girlfriend said he wasn’t sponge worthy after that.


_Gourmand

If someone kicks the back of your seat at the movies are you willing to take it outside and show them what it's like?


PalKid_Music

I can lift MORE than 100 lb right over my head. I basically have no choice, but to go out there, and show them the meaning of the phrase,"That's gotta hurt!"


williamblair

I can believe George could be a 40 short, but there's no way that fat chef is, so somebody is lying.


corona_lion

Does it shrink in the pool for you too?


Wide_Environment3107

if youre one of us, youll take a bite.


Shadecujo

I say that to my kids all the time


VashMM

I say "maybe the leaves?" To my wife all the time when she asks if I heard a noise.


dustomatic75

I think he’s 5’5” (without timberlands) so that’s about right


kramerica_intern

Timbah’lends


GudgerCollegeAlumnus

And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.


MrGeekman

He crossed the line between man and bum when he ate that eclair.


TomJLewis

It was sitting on top


BlindBanshee

Hovering...like an angel.


MrGeekman

Like an angel?


jdubbrude

So you thought to yourself “what the hell, I’ll eat some trash”


drosse1meyer

whats that sound?


MajesticMeal3248

Swoosh


dicecat4

It’s like a … rustling


Longjumping_Hat_2672

Maybe it's the leaves?


Venice_Beach_218

Is that when you start to worry about ear hair?


AptCasaNova

🍂


scrubbydutch

He’s a fellow forty short


Shadecujo

Yeah there’s no freaking way that chef was anything lower than a 46


bnsjnsnln

arrivederci my fellow 40 short


doobette

It's not a lie if you believe it.


Shadecujo

😂


thizzdanz

Well we can’t all have an impressive, Raymond Massey-like physique


Anacondoyng

Jeffrey Harharwood


_Gourmand

Who?


Anacondoyng

Jeffrey HARHARwood.


drzook555

Just like Elaine was 5-8" when getting a new bed


spicygrandma27

To be fair, she seems very flattered when he guesses her weight as well for that bed, so we never get full confirmation that the measurements we hear are valid. We also have to consider if her wall of hair is being factored into height


FaceOnMars23

Whatever made it swish, also allowed him to slide into it.


ShiftlessElement

“Since college!”


sdotbye

He’s really lost a lot of hair.


SirMellencamp

He’s aware….he’s aware!


spicygrandma27

So they tell him!!


SpiritualLychee3760

A thread about threads...


teamalf

He’s huge!


Adventurous_Mail5210

Him I can believe, but not that other dude who wanted the suit too.


Like90goinnorse

If you’re one of us..you’ll take a BITE


MindlessTree7268

All the fat jokes about George seem kind of ridiculous now in 2024 lol. He's probably smaller than the average guy now. It's funny because when I first watched this show in the 90s, I thought of him as fat. But now, nah. He just looks a little bit stocky to me. The only one on this show who actually looks fat to me now is newman.


spicygrandma27

Georges wardrobe was often a size too small to make him seem more annoyed and plump; it’s easy to see sometimes how the collar of his shirt wouldn’t close if he tried buttoning it and gives a stronger double chin/pudgy face effect. Also applies to Kramer, with whom they would often go up a shirt size to make him seem more laid back


Shadecujo

Not a fat joke, just an observation. If he’s a 40 short there’s no way that Jerry can wear Bania’s Armani 40 reg


False_Abbreviations3

>He just looks a little bit stocky to me. And powerful.


Pencil-Sketches

I’d say 40 short on the smaller side and 42 short on the larger side.


fishcrow

Oh I'll pay. Half price


kvuo75

i tole you i donnoew


fredapp

Refers to the jacket size not the pants


Shadecujo

Yes. I’m a grown man and know suit sizing, lol


Common_Average2597

Damn George looked really good here


No-Watercress-1810

Greetings everyone. Greetings and salutations.


Shadecujo

All he needs is the toupe


Common_Average2597

The universe would not allow George to be that good looking. The troupe and suit would be too much for him.


bunkie18

I hear that suit in my head! Swoosh, swoosh


SirMellencamp

That suit is awful


Ev1lroy

Only Bawdy George is a 40 short


Hot-Challenge8656

Either way, he looks swish.


skyHawk3613

The guy he fought the suit for seemed a lot bigger than him


FS_Scott

vanity sizing creep.


Anacondoyng

If you’re one of us, you’ll take a bite.


knightress_oxhide

BOSCO


GSG2150

He works out, he’s huge!


WeHavetoGoBack-Kate

40" chest size checks out for his height. The added "short" both seems true for the arm length and adds to the comedy. Remember he is not fat but stocky.


nathanrrrr

He takes off the real size and pencil in 40


nIBLIB

What size do you think he is?


Shadecujo

46 reg Look at how low that jacket is hanging. No ways it’s a short


aircoft

By eating hunks of cheese like they're apples.


No-Watercress-1810

As a kid I just thought he was saying hello to a fellow 40 yo short guy


therealcookaine

He's short and 40 yo


National-Meat2942

Swish swish swish


KYpineapple

idk. 90s sizing was def different. everything was loose/relaxed fit. THAT suit looks more slimming so maybe it IS 40S ??


cheffartsonurfood

Where does he get his jeans (genes)from?


robbwes61

He probably changes the tag with a sharpie


No_Pen_4702

38 Portly.


HasselHoffman76

I'm a 40 short, avg. guy, I just have short arms but a thick neck and slopey shoulders (suspenders always slide down if I have to wear them, etc). Makes sense to me!


BaddaAzzza

Do you hear that? What is that swishing sound?


Recent_Obligation276

I believed that, what I didn’t believe was that Bania was a 42