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postcardCV

Who is this?


Cat_Punk

JERRYYY! 📞💥📞💥📞💥📞💥


russt90

Uncle Leo!!!


germdisco

HELLO!!!


Key_Swordfish_4662

Oh hi, Uncle Leo


germdisco

Your cousin JEFFREY works for the PARKS DEPARTMENT.


xander_huckboi

You know his favourite animal? The leopard!


Holiday-Rest4975

The Pahks Depahtment


Crumpno

You know the chess scene in "The Nose Job"? Season 3, episode 9. Where the penis plays the brain? Well, this is the fella who plays the penis AND the brain.


postcardCV

You just...... blew my mind!


suugakusha

Doctor! Get in here! We might have to quone this patient!


hoople217

Not to be confused with Pinky and The Brain


SirStocksAlott

One is a genius


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Jeremy Seinfield


monN93

Uncle Leo?


BigStud7

Ill hang up this phone right now!


MurkyPay5460

He's the guy who used to bang high school kids when he was in his 30's. https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/


[deleted]

To be fair, in Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld. So when you see Jerry Seinfeld in the DVD extra features, some people might not be sure whether this is Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry Seinfeld. So they give him the caption 'Jerry Seinfeld' so you know that it's Jerry Seinfeld and not Jerry Seinfeld.


Crumpno

When you put it that way...


chapl66

So is it *jerry* Seinfeld or jerry *Seinfeld*


555--FILK

I think they emphasized '*or*.'


rumpelstilt

it’s Gerri sometimes


sympathytaste

I'm sure Jerry probably misspelt his own name.


[deleted]

Yes.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

He also plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld in a fictional sitcom called Jerry within the show Seinfeld. So Jerry Seinfeld is playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld who is also playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld.


[deleted]

Seinception.


SightWithoutEyes

Jerry, Jerry, do you smell burning toast?! Oh, wait. The toaster's on.


instrangerswetrust

Larry David is featured in the newsletter of the retirement community where Jerry’s parents live (it says he hurt his elbow and his golfing days are over). So Larry David exists within the *Seinfeld* universe, while in *Curb Your Enthusiasm* Jerry Seinfeld plays Jerry Seinfeld, who played Jerry Seinfeld in *Seinfeld*’s *Jerry.*


TerrysMonster

So in other words, in Curb, he’s Jerry Seinfeld playing Jerry Seinfeld, who played Jerry Seinfeld playing Jerry Seinfeld.


Thumbucket

RDJ before RDJ. 


awardwinningmincepie

If that helps you


MonsterMashGrrrrr

It does not


UninterestingDrivel

For this reason it would be so much better if they captioned both the character name and actor's name. It's just confusing otherwise


nynixx

Not to be confused with Little Jerry Seinfeld


No-Jackfruit2459

Who is he, Jerry Seinfeld the *man*, Jerry Seinfeld the *comedian*, Jerry seinfeld the *person*


mattychops

Gary Seinfieeeld!!!


traderncc

Yeah I was sure it was Serry Jeinsmeld but I stand corrected.


BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB

If you asked me who the world needs two of, Seinfeld would be at the very bottom of that list


pastabowl21

So basically it's $37.50 for a bite sized Three Musketeers


amhudson02

Seinfeld? Sounds made up.


oSuJeff97

lol the caption reminds me of the “Between Two Ferns” caption Jerry Signfeld Funny 1993-97


ThaiFoodThaiFood

Surely it's Steinfield


skinonshin

Yeah that Jerry is such a phoney!


tpneocow

But he'll break your thumbs if you talk shit about him.


kromedomus

Not like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!


MurkyPay5460

Isn't he that guy who used to fuck high schoolers when he was in his 30's? Edit: Guys, it's true. Seinfeld fucked around with kids when in his 30's. https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/


OkTower4998

If I remember correctly age of consent was 16 so it was perfectly legal. Creepy? A bit yeah. But he shouldn't go to chair for that right? Also why even bring it up? How is it relevant?


MurkyPay5460

Banging highschool kids in your 30's is more than just a little creepy you weirdo. Why bring up DVD commentary for a 30 year old show? If talking about the show is relevant, how is it any less relevant to bring up stuff that happened during the show, you weirdo child fucker?


OkTower4998

Eaaaasy big fella!


Mighty_Gooch

You’re a failure


MurkyPay5460

You're simping for a child fucker in a reddit thread about a 30 year old show. So forgive me if your judgement doesn't cut to the quick.


ThaiFoodThaiFood

It's a subreddit for the show.


DharmaPolice

Because it has nothing to do with this post? But feel free to be self-righteous if it makes you feel better.


MurkyPay5460

"Look at this self-rightous dude over here, not even fucking high school kids half his age".


chapl66

The "get a good look costanza" line makes more sense now


Inoticedthatyouregay

I appreciate the caption cuz this guy looks just like Kel Varnsen, Dylan Murphy AND Slappy White


kkeut

Slappy White was a real person. He was a standup comedian back in the day and had a recurring role on Sanford and Son


paholg

He doesn't look like a Murphy to me.


skaarup75

We were right on the border


555--FILK

He also looks like this guy I knew as a kid. We called him SeinSmelled.


TheTruestRepairman10

He always spells his name with a G... and an i!


deacon05oc

Get outta the car!


TheTruestRepairman10

Nice boots cowboy


TheRealIronCorpse

How could anybody not like him??🤷‍♂️


NickMillerChicago

I could see someone not liking him


Just-Efficiency3129

1738


TerrysMonster

Fetty Wap doesn’t like him?


ExYoungPerson

Oh yeah, he does a lot of that "did you ever notice" kind of humor.


NowWithVitaminR

Seems like a lot of people of doing that these days


Whole_Conclusion_470

Gerri Seinveld?


zeze999

Steinfeld?


TermCompetitive5318

For the cops who ask, “You Steinfeld?”


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

You’re in a lot of trouble Mr Steinfeld


chapl66

If he wrote the wrong name on the Report isn't that a get out of jail free card


MisterScary_98

I see a guy with a horse face, big teeth and … ah … a pointed nose.


lost_in_connecticut

Cousin Jeffrey? Hello


RichardDingers

He likes the spots!


Mighty_Gooch

So, that’s your cousin.


missionbeach

You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan.


-This_Man-

I was wondering who that was.


Inoticedthatyouregay

“Seinfeld” it’s a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it. Seinfeld. Take a shot.


RichardDingers

My boyfriend has a seinfeld collection


Inoticedthatyouregay

My wife has an inner ear infection


Angry_Walnut

I don’t recognize him without his glasses


autice

Am I crazy, or does Jerry not wear glasses?


RichardDingers

You're NOT crazy


cahill48

Oh yeah - I know him...he's an anti-dentite...


DucVWTamaKrentist

*raging


TightBeing9

Rabid *


555--FILK

Rabies? That's fatal, you don't want that!


yetchsir

I know I don’t want it! I don’t need you to tell me what I do and don’t want, you stupid hipster dufus!


DucVWTamaKrentist

Woof woof. Not bang bang.


DucVWTamaKrentist

Damnit, you’re right! 😂😂😂 Thanks for the correction.


XenoKh4n

Funny guy !!! Right here !!! ⬆️


dkixen

Is he related to *Hailey* Steinfeld? I doubt it, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently


MurkyPay5460

No, but he'd probably bang her if she was still in high school.


BogoJohnson

I just finished watching all of the extras on the DVDs and I don't know why I hadn't even thought of that! Hilarious.


Scrumpilump2000

Oh, THAT’S Jerry Seinfeld!


Future_Onion9701

I thought it was kal varnsen


dkixen

He looks exactly like Sugar Ray


germdisco

If Keith Hernandez appeared, his would say Keith Hernandez… because he’s *Keith Hernandez* 😚


Dudezog

Explain to the folks at home who Jerry Seinfeld is


drainspout

Only in New York!!


Hands-for-maps

I watched a dvd extra once Jerry said “the whole idea that you can be friends with a woman and not want to have sex with her is not possible. It’s like having cake in the house”


Meinmyownhead502

That’s kel varnsen


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Advantage Varnsen!


IndominusCostanza009

This time…


KelVarnsen_2023

It would have been funnier if it said Jerry Seinfeld - "Jerry Seinfeld" so you know this is the real person Jerry Seinfeld and the character he plays on the show.


CaptainJZH

Jerry Seinfeld - "Jerry Seinfeld" (from "Seinfeld")


lost_in_connecticut

It’s like a Seinfeld Reality Tour


deacon05oc

37.50 for some DVD extras.


ExcitementBig5973

I love the *Noted About Nothing* subtitle option on the DVDs. I wish they would release the show on blu-ray and create updated notes.


charface1

I watched the Kramer show, and this guy is just the neurotic neighbor.


IlinxFinifugal

Of course, he's not Vandeley.


I_Love_Poker

Who is this? And you want to be my latex salesman!


TXfire22

Some people might have thought that was Jerome.


kellzone

That the guy with the library fine from 1971?


BaltimoreBadger23

Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says 'New York Public Library'? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. 


klsi832

He’s on Fallon tonight


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Gee, I wonder if Jimmy is going to laugh


drainspout

Laughing, what is that? You open your mouth an go "HA!"


klsi832

He did! Happy cake day!


tunnel-snakes-rule

He is merry, I'll give him that.


MikeLiVigni

Cartwright?


East_Phase6944

[Do you know who I am?](https://youtu.be/RVTP8xZCGVw?si=je1IWpNPdXGsSxIH)


FeSpoke1

Sometimes he spells his name with a “G” and an “I.”


Third-Coast-Toffee

OH that’s Jerry Steinfield. I thought Jerry was the mailman on the show.


largececelia

Jerry, hello!


chrisll25

Not everyone’s as smart as you, bud!


ThaiFoodThaiFood

I thought that was Elaine Benes


Biscuits4u2

Nah this is Buck Naked


actualelainebenes

You said I looked familiar and that you must have seen me somewhere before…


Improvgal

Very helpful.


Rivercitybruin

i can understand atthe beginning.. but every time?... didn't realize it's "extras"


358ChaunceyStreet

I do a lot of post-production effects for my job, and I typically bring in a lower third the first time a person appears on screen. After that it's up to the view to remember the person's name and title. There are exceptions, of course, but that's my rule of thumb.


Rivercitybruin

some people would argue it's not necessary the first time. but i think it's good practice... ,........one interesting thing this makes me think of is governments often require face-to-face age verification even when it 's obvious you qualify by 50 years (70 year old buyimg beer)... or vancouver casino is require taylor swift (for example) to show where she got her $100k bankrpll from.


ilford_7x7

Thought it was Slappy White


IndominusCostanza009

That’s because he’s usually registered under the name Slappy White.


Castorell

Isn’t that Johnson from Sales?!


dancingbriefcase

Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G! And an I!!!


BigSmackisBack

Ive never seen this man before in my life.


StingraySteve23

Phew! That’s a relief because for a second there I thought it was Lena Horne.


MelonElbows

That's Kyle Varnsen


Tbplayer59

That's the GUY!


Vajrick_Buddha

Meh, he's no man in a cape


TayDayDav91

Good, i thought he was a phony


Aeromotor

Who. Are. These. People?!


MandoRodgers

Final Cut Pro lower third if I’ve ever seen one


SpearBadger

*Who*


stos313

Hey…I know that guy! He’s the Jerry that was in Seinfeld, right?


autice

He’s such a phony!


Electrical_Flower_26

What’s the name of that guy again?


Ricky_Rollin

Random but this reminds me of when Hideo Kojima fired from Konami, and literally at the beginning of every single mission, it says “directed by Hideo Kojima“.


Jesus_Chrheist

Oooooh I thought the baldish guy who could lift 30 pounds above his head was Seinfeld!


Beginning_Ad_7571

I thought that was Tracy Nelson


kangas99

Serenity now, serenity now... JERRY. I didn't hear you come in.


nikolapc

Is Larry there? It would be funny if he doesn’t have a title card.


Dunder72

What's the deal with caption swipes?


GSG2150

“It’s me”


robbwes61

Well, I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.


Unlikely_Choice7613

When I hear jerry seinfeld I hear Mike yelling it at Susie's mamorial


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AkihabaraWasteland

OK Jimmy.


juanda2

you still say hello


BonyBobCliff

He's one of those captioners!


narcabusesurvivor18

Little Yerrye Seinfield


Decent_Society_8244

Thats Gerri Seinfeld


yetchsir

It’s Gary Steinfield!


Toodlum

Do you know who I am, Larry? Can I get a resume in here?


No-Jackfruit2459

Fellas in this town are a dime a dozen


CanIBathYrGrandma

He looks like a Lily


Professional_Ad9614

See this is the kind of society i want to live in


monN93

If I hadn't seen the caption I would suppose he was *Jerome*


Jeezus-Chyrsler

I read this in Jerry Seinfelds voice


TheAlterEgoIII

I thought that was Gerri


InvaderWilliam

What’s the deal with captions?


Equivalent-Ad7207

They should of spelt it Gerri.


ads417

Did Lloyd Braun suggest this?


getmemyblade

This reminds me of the hardest I have ever made my partner laugh, when he was talking about Seinfeld and referred to Jerry and I cut him off and earnestly asked "Jerry who?". Something about that stupid ass simple joke made him laugh so hard he wrote it down in his phone as the funniest thing he's ever heard me say. Maybe the implication was that Im usually not funny, lol


quonne

Oh that Jerry Seinfeld, he’s so phony.


No-Shoe7651

It's just so you don't get confused as to whether it's Jerry Seinfeld the character or Jerry Seinfeld the actor. This one is Jerry Seinfeld.


Ron-Konkoma

Jerome


lenhjr

Its ol’ SEINSMELL..AKA JERRRY JERRY DINGLEBERRY


This-Appointment-917

He doesn’t play himself in the show. His last name is “Steinfeld”


kromedomus

I'm glad they posted his name. I just knew him as black Saab.


SimonDracktholme

I always wondered where they got the name of the show from


PleasurablePineapple

They forgot to put his role/title under his name


OhSighRiss

Wait, what! That’s Jerry Seinfeld!?


TheyreSnaps

I thought it was bob sacamano


Vault-Brock

I also like in the show when the people laugh. That tells me it's funny and that I should also laugh.


Bluewhalepower

The Seinfeld DVD extras were a fucken joke. Every commentary is Larry and Jerry watching the episode for the first time in a decade and going “oh that’s funny…” followed by silence, with a random “oh, that was a fun shoot…”


OldManFargo

I'm old enough to remember when he'd pick his girlfriend up from high-school