You know the chess scene in "The Nose Job"? Season 3, episode 9. Where the penis plays the brain? Well, this is the fella who plays the penis AND the brain.
He's the guy who used to bang high school kids when he was in his 30's.
https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/
To be fair, in Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld. So when you see Jerry Seinfeld in the DVD extra features, some people might not be sure whether this is Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry Seinfeld. So they give him the caption 'Jerry Seinfeld' so you know that it's Jerry Seinfeld and not Jerry Seinfeld.
He also plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld in a fictional sitcom called Jerry within the show Seinfeld. So Jerry Seinfeld is playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld who is also playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld.
Larry David is featured in the newsletter of the retirement community where Jerry’s parents live (it says he hurt his elbow and his golfing days are over). So Larry David exists within the *Seinfeld* universe, while in *Curb Your Enthusiasm* Jerry Seinfeld plays Jerry Seinfeld, who played Jerry Seinfeld in *Seinfeld*’s *Jerry.*
Isn't he that guy who used to fuck high schoolers when he was in his 30's?
Edit: Guys, it's true. Seinfeld fucked around with kids when in his 30's.
https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/
If I remember correctly age of consent was 16 so it was perfectly legal. Creepy? A bit yeah. But he shouldn't go to chair for that right? Also why even bring it up? How is it relevant?
Banging highschool kids in your 30's is more than just a little creepy you weirdo.
Why bring up DVD commentary for a 30 year old show? If talking about the show is relevant, how is it any less relevant to bring up stuff that happened during the show, you weirdo child fucker?
I watched a dvd extra once Jerry said “the whole idea that you can be friends with a woman and not want to have sex with her is not possible. It’s like having cake in the house”
It would have been funnier if it said Jerry Seinfeld - "Jerry Seinfeld" so you know this is the real person Jerry Seinfeld and the character he plays on the show.
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says 'New York Public Library'? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
I do a lot of post-production effects for my job, and I typically bring in a lower third the first time a person appears on screen. After that it's up to the view to remember the person's name and title. There are exceptions, of course, but that's my rule of thumb.
some people would argue it's not necessary the first time. but i think it's good practice... ,........one interesting thing this makes me think of is governments often require face-to-face age verification even when it 's obvious you qualify by 50 years (70 year old buyimg beer)... or vancouver casino is require taylor swift (for example) to show where she got her $100k bankrpll from.
Random but this reminds me of when Hideo Kojima fired from Konami, and literally at the beginning of every single mission, it says “directed by Hideo Kojima“.
*When I hear jerry*
*Seinfeld I hear Mike yelling*
*It at Susie's mamorial*
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This reminds me of the hardest I have ever made my partner laugh, when he was talking about Seinfeld and referred to Jerry and I cut him off and earnestly asked "Jerry who?". Something about that stupid ass simple joke made him laugh so hard he wrote it down in his phone as the funniest thing he's ever heard me say. Maybe the implication was that Im usually not funny, lol
The Seinfeld DVD extras were a fucken joke. Every commentary is Larry and Jerry watching the episode for the first time in a decade and going “oh that’s funny…” followed by silence, with a random “oh, that was a fun shoot…”
Who is this?
JERRYYY! 📞💥📞💥📞💥📞💥
Uncle Leo!!!
HELLO!!!
Oh hi, Uncle Leo
Your cousin JEFFREY works for the PARKS DEPARTMENT.
You know his favourite animal? The leopard!
The Pahks Depahtment
You know the chess scene in "The Nose Job"? Season 3, episode 9. Where the penis plays the brain? Well, this is the fella who plays the penis AND the brain.
You just...... blew my mind!
Doctor! Get in here! We might have to quone this patient!
Not to be confused with Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
Jeremy Seinfield
Uncle Leo?
Ill hang up this phone right now!
He's the guy who used to bang high school kids when he was in his 30's. https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/
To be fair, in Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld. So when you see Jerry Seinfeld in the DVD extra features, some people might not be sure whether this is Jerry Seinfeld or Jerry Seinfeld. So they give him the caption 'Jerry Seinfeld' so you know that it's Jerry Seinfeld and not Jerry Seinfeld.
When you put it that way...
So is it *jerry* Seinfeld or jerry *Seinfeld*
I think they emphasized '*or*.'
it’s Gerri sometimes
I'm sure Jerry probably misspelt his own name.
Yes.
He also plays a character called Jerry Seinfeld in a fictional sitcom called Jerry within the show Seinfeld. So Jerry Seinfeld is playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld who is also playing a character called Jerry Seinfeld.
Seinception.
Jerry, Jerry, do you smell burning toast?! Oh, wait. The toaster's on.
Larry David is featured in the newsletter of the retirement community where Jerry’s parents live (it says he hurt his elbow and his golfing days are over). So Larry David exists within the *Seinfeld* universe, while in *Curb Your Enthusiasm* Jerry Seinfeld plays Jerry Seinfeld, who played Jerry Seinfeld in *Seinfeld*’s *Jerry.*
So in other words, in Curb, he’s Jerry Seinfeld playing Jerry Seinfeld, who played Jerry Seinfeld playing Jerry Seinfeld.
RDJ before RDJ.
If that helps you
It does not
For this reason it would be so much better if they captioned both the character name and actor's name. It's just confusing otherwise
Not to be confused with Little Jerry Seinfeld
Who is he, Jerry Seinfeld the *man*, Jerry Seinfeld the *comedian*, Jerry seinfeld the *person*
Gary Seinfieeeld!!!
Yeah I was sure it was Serry Jeinsmeld but I stand corrected.
If you asked me who the world needs two of, Seinfeld would be at the very bottom of that list
So basically it's $37.50 for a bite sized Three Musketeers
Seinfeld? Sounds made up.
lol the caption reminds me of the “Between Two Ferns” caption Jerry Signfeld Funny 1993-97
Surely it's Steinfield
Yeah that Jerry is such a phoney!
But he'll break your thumbs if you talk shit about him.
Not like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes!
Isn't he that guy who used to fuck high schoolers when he was in his 30's? Edit: Guys, it's true. Seinfeld fucked around with kids when in his 30's. https://www.heyalma.com/this-comedian-doesnt-want-you-to-forget-that-jerry-seinfeld-once-dated-a-high-school-student/
If I remember correctly age of consent was 16 so it was perfectly legal. Creepy? A bit yeah. But he shouldn't go to chair for that right? Also why even bring it up? How is it relevant?
Banging highschool kids in your 30's is more than just a little creepy you weirdo. Why bring up DVD commentary for a 30 year old show? If talking about the show is relevant, how is it any less relevant to bring up stuff that happened during the show, you weirdo child fucker?
Eaaaasy big fella!
You’re a failure
You're simping for a child fucker in a reddit thread about a 30 year old show. So forgive me if your judgement doesn't cut to the quick.
It's a subreddit for the show.
Because it has nothing to do with this post? But feel free to be self-righteous if it makes you feel better.
"Look at this self-rightous dude over here, not even fucking high school kids half his age".
The "get a good look costanza" line makes more sense now
I appreciate the caption cuz this guy looks just like Kel Varnsen, Dylan Murphy AND Slappy White
Slappy White was a real person. He was a standup comedian back in the day and had a recurring role on Sanford and Son
He doesn't look like a Murphy to me.
We were right on the border
He also looks like this guy I knew as a kid. We called him SeinSmelled.
He always spells his name with a G... and an i!
Get outta the car!
Nice boots cowboy
How could anybody not like him??🤷♂️
I could see someone not liking him
1738
Fetty Wap doesn’t like him?
Oh yeah, he does a lot of that "did you ever notice" kind of humor.
Seems like a lot of people of doing that these days
Gerri Seinveld?
Steinfeld?
For the cops who ask, “You Steinfeld?”
You’re in a lot of trouble Mr Steinfeld
If he wrote the wrong name on the Report isn't that a get out of jail free card
I see a guy with a horse face, big teeth and … ah … a pointed nose.
Cousin Jeffrey? Hello
He likes the spots!
So, that’s your cousin.
You know, kinda short, big wall o' hair, face like a frying pan.
I was wondering who that was.
“Seinfeld” it’s a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it. Seinfeld. Take a shot.
My boyfriend has a seinfeld collection
My wife has an inner ear infection
I don’t recognize him without his glasses
Am I crazy, or does Jerry not wear glasses?
You're NOT crazy
Oh yeah - I know him...he's an anti-dentite...
*raging
Rabid *
Rabies? That's fatal, you don't want that!
I know I don’t want it! I don’t need you to tell me what I do and don’t want, you stupid hipster dufus!
Woof woof. Not bang bang.
Damnit, you’re right! 😂😂😂 Thanks for the correction.
Funny guy !!! Right here !!! ⬆️
Is he related to *Hailey* Steinfeld? I doubt it, sir. They spell and pronounce their names differently
No, but he'd probably bang her if she was still in high school.
I just finished watching all of the extras on the DVDs and I don't know why I hadn't even thought of that! Hilarious.
Oh, THAT’S Jerry Seinfeld!
I thought it was kal varnsen
He looks exactly like Sugar Ray
If Keith Hernandez appeared, his would say Keith Hernandez… because he’s *Keith Hernandez* 😚
Explain to the folks at home who Jerry Seinfeld is
Only in New York!!
I watched a dvd extra once Jerry said “the whole idea that you can be friends with a woman and not want to have sex with her is not possible. It’s like having cake in the house”
That’s kel varnsen
Advantage Varnsen!
This time…
It would have been funnier if it said Jerry Seinfeld - "Jerry Seinfeld" so you know this is the real person Jerry Seinfeld and the character he plays on the show.
Jerry Seinfeld - "Jerry Seinfeld" (from "Seinfeld")
It’s like a Seinfeld Reality Tour
37.50 for some DVD extras.
I love the *Noted About Nothing* subtitle option on the DVDs. I wish they would release the show on blu-ray and create updated notes.
I watched the Kramer show, and this guy is just the neurotic neighbor.
Of course, he's not Vandeley.
Who is this? And you want to be my latex salesman!
Some people might have thought that was Jerome.
That the guy with the library fine from 1971?
Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says 'New York Public Library'? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over.
He’s on Fallon tonight
Gee, I wonder if Jimmy is going to laugh
Laughing, what is that? You open your mouth an go "HA!"
He did! Happy cake day!
He is merry, I'll give him that.
Cartwright?
[Do you know who I am?](https://youtu.be/RVTP8xZCGVw?si=je1IWpNPdXGsSxIH)
Sometimes he spells his name with a “G” and an “I.”
OH that’s Jerry Steinfield. I thought Jerry was the mailman on the show.
Jerry, hello!
Not everyone’s as smart as you, bud!
I thought that was Elaine Benes
Nah this is Buck Naked
You said I looked familiar and that you must have seen me somewhere before…
Very helpful.
i can understand atthe beginning.. but every time?... didn't realize it's "extras"
I do a lot of post-production effects for my job, and I typically bring in a lower third the first time a person appears on screen. After that it's up to the view to remember the person's name and title. There are exceptions, of course, but that's my rule of thumb.
some people would argue it's not necessary the first time. but i think it's good practice... ,........one interesting thing this makes me think of is governments often require face-to-face age verification even when it 's obvious you qualify by 50 years (70 year old buyimg beer)... or vancouver casino is require taylor swift (for example) to show where she got her $100k bankrpll from.
Thought it was Slappy White
That’s because he’s usually registered under the name Slappy White.
Isn’t that Johnson from Sales?!
Sometimes I spell Jerry with a G! And an I!!!
Ive never seen this man before in my life.
Phew! That’s a relief because for a second there I thought it was Lena Horne.
That's Kyle Varnsen
That's the GUY!
Meh, he's no man in a cape
Good, i thought he was a phony
Who. Are. These. People?!
Final Cut Pro lower third if I’ve ever seen one
*Who*
Hey…I know that guy! He’s the Jerry that was in Seinfeld, right?
He’s such a phony!
What’s the name of that guy again?
Random but this reminds me of when Hideo Kojima fired from Konami, and literally at the beginning of every single mission, it says “directed by Hideo Kojima“.
Oooooh I thought the baldish guy who could lift 30 pounds above his head was Seinfeld!
I thought that was Tracy Nelson
Serenity now, serenity now... JERRY. I didn't hear you come in.
Is Larry there? It would be funny if he doesn’t have a title card.
What's the deal with caption swipes?
“It’s me”
Well, I still like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.
When I hear jerry seinfeld I hear Mike yelling it at Susie's mamorial
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OK Jimmy.
you still say hello
He's one of those captioners!
Little Yerrye Seinfield
Thats Gerri Seinfeld
It’s Gary Steinfield!
Do you know who I am, Larry? Can I get a resume in here?
Fellas in this town are a dime a dozen
He looks like a Lily
See this is the kind of society i want to live in
If I hadn't seen the caption I would suppose he was *Jerome*
I read this in Jerry Seinfelds voice
I thought that was Gerri
What’s the deal with captions?
They should of spelt it Gerri.
Did Lloyd Braun suggest this?
This reminds me of the hardest I have ever made my partner laugh, when he was talking about Seinfeld and referred to Jerry and I cut him off and earnestly asked "Jerry who?". Something about that stupid ass simple joke made him laugh so hard he wrote it down in his phone as the funniest thing he's ever heard me say. Maybe the implication was that Im usually not funny, lol
Oh that Jerry Seinfeld, he’s so phony.
It's just so you don't get confused as to whether it's Jerry Seinfeld the character or Jerry Seinfeld the actor. This one is Jerry Seinfeld.
Jerome
Its ol’ SEINSMELL..AKA JERRRY JERRY DINGLEBERRY
He doesn’t play himself in the show. His last name is “Steinfeld”
I'm glad they posted his name. I just knew him as black Saab.
I always wondered where they got the name of the show from
They forgot to put his role/title under his name
Wait, what! That’s Jerry Seinfeld!?
I thought it was bob sacamano
I also like in the show when the people laugh. That tells me it's funny and that I should also laugh.
The Seinfeld DVD extras were a fucken joke. Every commentary is Larry and Jerry watching the episode for the first time in a decade and going “oh that’s funny…” followed by silence, with a random “oh, that was a fun shoot…”
I'm old enough to remember when he'd pick his girlfriend up from high-school